Natalie & Ashton vs Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 14:37:57 May 10, 2010 14:37:57

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis. Sh-t. Don't they have any original ideas in Hollywood anymore? Natalie and Ashton, despite the fact that he's literally over a foot taller than her, make a hot couple. Full Story

Spittle’s Serbian piece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 13:19:17 May 10, 2010 13:19:17

Gerard Butler was supposedly seeing some French lady a few weeks ago. Click here for the photos. Her name is irrelevant. Because she’s clearly irrelevant. To him. Now that he’s spraying his spittle all over some other piece in Serbia, there on location shooting a new movie. Full Story

Reese is finally dating someone that makes sense

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 13:13:00 May 10, 2010 13:13:00

Written by Sarah It’s a problem with her. She makes weird relationship choices. Some actresses have bad taste in clothes, others party too hard. Reese is one of those that insist on dating the wrong men. It’s not that she has bad taste—she was with Jake Gyllenhaal, after all—it’s more that she goes for the wrong type all together. Full Story

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Meet Sarah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 13:03:22 May 10, 2010 13:03:22

We leave tomorrow night for Cannes working for etalk, flying overnight to Frankfurt, then a tight connection to Nice, then a car ride to Cannes hopefully arriving at noon at which point we need to get our apartment, rush to secure our credentials, shoot an interview with Alan Doyle, and then get to the carpet for the opening gala which is Robin Hood. Full Story

Are you staying?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 11:58:05 May 10, 2010 11:58:05

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, after spending a few loved up days in Paris last week, arrived in Nice today for some kind of Chanel party in Cannes. And of course the festival begins in 2 days. Will they stay? The outlook is good. Diane is a Cannes favourite. They've enjoyed it there several times before, most recently last year for Inglourious Basterds. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 11:08:00 May 10, 2010 11:08:00

Joaquin Phoenix is such an artist he’d even let someone sh-t on him (Dlisted)

You look at Gaga’s hoohoo. I’m looking at her abs (The Superficial)

An old blowhard hates on Justin Bieber. Will soon receive death threats (Popeater)

How is this supposed to cheer the troops??? (Hollywood Tuna)

The strangest combination of actors make a watch commercial (Just Jared)

Sandra Bullock: Mothers Day in New Orleans with Louis (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry and that gorgeous baby on Mother’s Day (ASL)

More nameless hot ass on Entourage (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

They were born yesterday. Now they’re engaged. (INO)

After the party… Betty White hit the hotel lobby! (Cele|bitchy)

Fresh-faced B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 09:40:24 May 10, 2010 09:40:24

Have you seen the video for Beyonce’s Why Don’t You Love Me? Meh. The conversation last week focused on whether or not B was biting Gaga. The focus of my conversation is why the song sucks. Because if the song was better, the video would be a lot more enjoyable. The video features B showing off her sick body and being mad and coquettish at the same time and wearing a LOT of makeup. Full Story

Russian Polish Drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 08:33:58 May 10, 2010 08:33:58

I wrote about the Russian drama a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. Now the Russian drama has taken on a Polish twist. See? That Oksana doesn’t play. She promised some good smut and (for her) a payday at the end of it. Full Story

Jakey was perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 08:22:18 May 10, 2010 08:22:18

In London yesterday for the big splash premiere of Prince of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal was at his best – no pants issues, so handsome, loose and relaxed, the most winning smile, and the 15 year old in me totally wants to be his girlfriend at the sight of these shots of him holding Gemma Arterton’s hand and teasing her privately, making her giggle. Full Story

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Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 07:46:16 May 10, 2010 07:46:16

During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie star. Full Story

The GMD: his bff is laughing too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 07:07:31 May 10, 2010 07:07:31

He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu to be laughing at him too? His very, very best friend? The best man at his wedding? His fellow little macho man David Miscavige? According to Mark Rathbun, an ex Church member who’s been spilling its secrets, the GMD was required to record his deepest darkest secrets per Scientology policy – I guess it’s how they heal each other. Full Story