Monday, August 2, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We are still in Vegas. Spent all day yesterday at the Euro pool at the Encore where, on this occasion, as my friend Lo declared, Tara Reid was apparently the patron saint. Franken tits everywhere. Like, are the scars supposed to be that prominent? At noon they were refusing to pay for their exclusive cabana lounge chairs ($500/day + fee for the cabana), promising the manager that they’d remain topless if he’d pro-rate them instead for the duration of their stay.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 12:09:59 August 2, 2010 12:09:59

Gisele Bundchen, sanctimonious mother. But her kid was born toilet trained and perfect. So she’s better than you. (Dlisted)

Oh look. She’s eating a penis pop and you’re making her rich (The Superficial)

Um, aside from Jon Hamm, we ALL need to work for Mad Men (Popeater)

Who’s paying for this if Kanye quit her? (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks gives daddy kisses and waves. So cute. (Just Jared)

Kellan Lutz: the douchiest looking putting stance ever (Pop Sugar)

Justin Timberlake’s bad acting kissing. Awkward. (ASL)

Kelly sandwiched by famewhores (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The travelling children of Madonna (INO)

The Chosen One wants the Jolie to cut her hair (Cele|bitchy)

Porny’s love pattern

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 11:41:54 August 2, 2010 11:41:54

F-ck. And I was hoping this time that it would be different. I’m a stupid bitch, I guess. Because my Porny, well, she has her love patterns. And she never breaks them. What happens is that Jessica Simpson falls for men she perceives to be superior. Some were even embarrassed by it. John Mayer was embarrassed by it. Full Story

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I am not my brother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 10:54:38 August 2, 2010 10:54:38

Casey Affleck’s messy legal battle is getting worse. Another lady who worked on the set of his Joaquin Phoenix doc is suing him for being a sexual freak, allegedly sneaking up on her in the middle of the night and getting into bed and demanding to sleep with her. Casey’s team is accusing this second lady of opportunism on the heels of the first suit, denying everything. Full Story

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No Italian Queen to make coffee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 10:19:00 August 2, 2010 10:19:00

Amidst a scandal in Italy that has the Italian Queen linked cocaine use and prostitution, George Clooney was spotted in Milan today shooting yet another commercial for Nespresso. I’ve attached a couple below but go to YouTube and they’re all over the network. That useless Camilla Belle is in one of them, probably the one where he looks best. Full Story

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Drizzy plays home and brings friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 09:34:00 August 2, 2010 09:34:00

Drake performed at the Molson Amphitheatre last night in hometown Toronto. "I love this city with my entire life.” It was the last stop on his Away From Home tour and he was joined onstage by Rick Ross, Fabolous, Young Jeezy, Kardinal Offishall and... Well can you imagine the reaction for Drizzy + Shady? HOT. Full Story

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Weekend Weddings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 09:12:23 August 2, 2010 09:12:23

All around the world I suppose. And of course for celebrities too. I liked Chelsea Clinton’s dress. Don’t love, but like more than I thought I would. Also...wedding thinnification? I hope Alicia Keys will be happy for a long time. I hope their baby arrives safely. I hope. But this dude. Full Story

Kate Beckinsale’s free time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 08:52:44 August 2, 2010 08:52:44

Written by Sarah His name is Michael Sheen. You know him, he’s That Guy—that guy from that movie with Helen Mirren (or That Guy from 30 Rock, or That Guy from that movie about Nixon, or That Guy from those vampire/werewolf movies—either set, he’s in both franchises). I used to love Kate Beckinsale. Full Story

Emma, Dexter and my Summer Book List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 08:38:48 August 2, 2010 08:38:48

It’s Emma Morley and Dexter Mayhew. And it really, really is, non? Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess were photographed in Edinburgh this weekend working on One Day. Look at them them! They totally ARE! Jim’s hair. He’s gorgeous. Like so much. And Annie’s clothes, the way she looks in glasses, even her gait a little bit. Full Story

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Friday, July 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Wahhhh... It’s Dina Lohan whining. “She doesn’t even have a pillow to sleep on. I talk to her through glass. There’s a phone and we put her on speaker but I can’t even hug my daughter. She’s treated like a common criminal.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2010 11:50:46 July 30, 2010 11:50:46

So we’re in Vegas. And you know, all week writing about Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in California, I’ve been half jokingly conjuring it: that they’ll make the quick trip to Vegas too since they’re in this part of the world anyway. Well, um, as it turns out, Iker and Sara have been sighted in Vegas. At The Venetian.

Jacek and I are at The Venetian. We are always at The Venetian. We love The Venetian. Because suites are standard at The Venetian, and when you spend half the weekday working in your hotel while you’re away, a suite is important.

This… is too much. How will I focus at the tables?

Lady Gaga covers Vanity Fair. Great nail polish (Dlisted)

Ghetto Snatch’s endless Riviera holiday (The Superficial)

The professionals weigh in on Angelina Jolie’s skinny ass (Popeater)

Tits keep publishing (Hollywood Tuna)

Shelfy’s yellow suit (Just Jared)

The coolest thing about Jennifer Aniston is her friendship with Chelsea Handler… which makes Chelsea a little bit less cool (Pop Sugar)

Ohhhh… I like a LOT. Almost as nice to look at as Garrett Hedlund (Towleroad)

Ebola’s strange shaped poison box (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mark Wahlberg and his 29 kids (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Julia Roberts is beholden to Brad Pitt (Cele|bitchy)