Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones celebrated their birthdays on Friday. He turned 65 and she, um, says she’s 40. Here they are, heading out to celebrate the weekend, with his tourist shirt and crazy old man hair and her chauffeur cap exiting what looks like the lobby of a hotel, it’s like a rich horndog who rang up the escort service for a little transaction Pretty Woman styles. Full Story
Have a look at Ashton Kutcher’s IMDB profile. It’s a resume that hardly qualifies, nowhere near a passing grade, the losses greatly dominating the wins, and even the wins weren’t entirely his doing. After all, What Happens In Vegas could largely be attributed to Cameron Diaz’s established box office appeal as opposed to Ashton’s string of big screen failures and small screen disappointments, the latest being The Beautiful Life, officially canned after only 2 episodes. Full Story
Dr Cher – HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! Make up a reason for me to visit in Tennessee (that doesn’t involve, um, overdose)! Happy Birthday Michelle. You are beautiful, brilliant and my hero BUT sometimes I surprise myself by being the smart one. QUIT YOUR JOB! You are worthy of happiness too! Love Karen. Full Story
Am trying to figure out exactly what Jessica Alba has to contribute to the Clinton Global Initiative. It’s a great photo opportunity, of course, but aside from defacing United Way property and then blaming others for her own ignorance, what’s she bringing to the conversation?
Oh look, there’s Brad Pitt. He’s building homes for the displaced in New Orleans. And that’s Bono who is working to end poverty in Africa. Yeah Jessica Alba too. She vandalised Oklahoma City by putting up shark posters covering billboards for services that help disadvantaged families in the community.
It’s Friday. Am online all day.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Photos from Wenn.com
It’s noon. And it’s a sunny Vancouver afternoon. There won’t be many of them left. It rains a lot here when it’s not summer. The best birthday present I’ve ever received was on my 30th. His name is Marcus. He’s lying in a sunpatch right now, totally depressed, wondering if we’ll take him outside today for some fun. Full Story
What’s your number? Mine was ridiculous. (Dlisted)
Lolita meets a dickhead. Perfect (The Superficial)
I can’t believe they’re still together (Hollywood Tuna)
Gross. Gerard Butler’s pants keep getting worse (Just Jared)
Justin Timberlake eats a cupcake (Pop Sugar)
Who the f-ck is paying for this sh-T???? (INO)
It makes me sad that Kiki’s dumb (Cele|bitchy)
Does this bitch ever leave Robertson??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Show me that smile again…and put away your crazy (Popeater)
How Halle Berry keeps it right back there (ASL)
Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. In a way that Filthy Scab could never be. Have you ever watched Emma Thompson at an awards show? Kills me. Full Story
Note: Partial nudity Surprise! It’s Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson in New Zealand walking down the runway for Richie Rich. And somehow her tit popped out. Oh and her ass too. They call it fashion. This is fashion??? Scabby is supposedly broke. Apparently she’s $1.2 million in the hole after renovating her house last year. Full Story
Those vampires with their pasty faces and Walmart wigs vs the healthy natural beauty of the wolves – based purely on aesthetics, I am of the lupine persuasion. These are members of the pulchritudinous Quileute Nation out and about Vancouver recently– young BooBoo Stewart with a new haircut, Chaske Spencer and the rarely seen and very beautiful Tinsel Korey. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore hosting an F1 rock event. She was actually asked to fill in as a last minute replacement for Nicole Scherzinger after she dropped out? Who? Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the Pussycat Doll who always dances at the front of the formation. That’s right. Lilo comes in 2nd to a Pussycat Doll. Full Story