The Video

July 8, 2009 09:33:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 09:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week the new Beckham Armani ads were released. Husband and Wife PoseHard in their underwear with a giant rope. Needless to say, Victoria isn’t smiling. But now a behind-the-scenes video is available – thanks Lynzi! And Posh giggles…twice! As we always say she is so much cuter when she does. Full Story

Clooney & Murray in Italy

July 8, 2009 08:49:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 08:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We all know George Clooney summers at Lake Como and entertains a revolving door of celebrity visitors – the latest is the recently single Bill Murray. Boys on vacation…smutty trouble! Here they are on the water, paddling, and um, enjoying the view. Then at night it’s out for dinner, throwing back some drinks, obviously accompanied by the ladies, one of them supposedly an Italian actress called Manuel Arcuri. Full Story

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Two looks

July 8, 2009 08:16:36 Posted at July 8, 2009 08:16:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sacha Baron Cohen dropped by Letterman last night to promote Bruno. Up to now, almost all of his interviews have been in character. Not for Letterman. At least not this time. Letterman was ok with Borat, but Letterman doesn’t appear to have wanted to meet Bruno so Sacha talked to Letterman as Sacha, arriving at the studios in non-Bruno clothing, looking great in a suit and hat, but getting back into costume upon departure. Full Story

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Spraytan fries your brain

July 8, 2009 07:13:28 Posted at July 8, 2009 07:13:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Among other things. Ever heard of a movie called The Hangover? It’s this summer’s smash comedy, has grossed so far in excess of $200 million. That’s all. According to Us Weekly, the part played by Heather Graham (a stripper) was initially offered to Lindsay Lohan by director Todd Phillips. Full Story

Meet Draco Malfoy

July 8, 2009 07:01:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 07:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Tom Felton’s Draco Malfoy has a very, very significant role to play in HP6 and as such is joining Daniel Radcliffe and the others on the first tier of publicity. Can’t decide if I find him attractive. Do you? It’s the shiny suit throwing me off. Don’t like. But he probably won’t be wearing it today. Full Story

A kiss from Professor McGonagall

July 8, 2009 06:53:00 Posted at July 8, 2009 06:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cute moment on the carpet at Harry Potter last night as Rupert Grint was working the cameras, a playful Maggie Smith came from behind him and kissed him the cheek. I LOVE HER. If for no other reason (although there are many reasons) than for that classic moment in Gosford Park, you remember? There is nothing more cutting, more demoralising, more soul-crushing than being talked down to by someone with an English accent. Full Story

Hermione…or Ginny?

July 8, 2009 06:43:12 Posted at July 8, 2009 06:43:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jacek was looking at these photos of Emma Watson last night and said it felt a little wrong. She is SO beautiful but not a girl, not yet a woman… Out of the Harry Potter cast, it’s always Emma who takes the style stage. Emma is the lead girl. And she’s pretty and stylish and Karl Lagerfeld loves her and she’s owned the spotlight by herself…until now? At the junkets and photo calls, Bonnie Wright has been subdued, and low key. Full Story

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July 8, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 8, 2009 06:26:15 Posted at July 8, 2009 06:26:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Meet Dylan Daquano. He’s 16. The son of a courageous, gorgeous woman called Joanne who fought breast cancer for nearly 10 years but eventually lost the battle in 2006. Before passing though she participated in the Weekend to End Breast Cancer twice. Full Story

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

For most there will be only one story today, especially this morning. But as I said last week, if you’re looking for something more uplifting, and less of a spectacle, smut that is fun, please do refresh the page here.

Watched the first episode of Entourage Season 6 last night and was very, very happy to see Ari & Lloyd’s relationship take centre stage. When they fight there are sparks. Love them together, best couple on the show. More on that later.

It’s Tuesday. Posted late yesterday – scroll down to catch up on Jo’s stylish night out. “Thanks God” for the compassionate Brange. They let their girls out in LA to soothe our hearts on this dark day. This explains the swooning. The Brangelunatics are swooning over the Chosen One. Already I’ve received emails about it from them:

“Don’t ignore the new pictures of Angie, Shiloh and Zee Lainey! Keep your smart ass comments to yourself! God bless this beautiful family, the Jolie-Pitts. God bless them all!”
From Tanya

That’s the kind of day it’ll be.

Yours in gossip,


Keep slapping us in the face

July 7, 2009 16:39:35 Posted at July 7, 2009 16:39:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry and the most ridiculously good looking family EVER!!! Am told that babies make the sadness go away. So perhaps a perfect baby will do the trick. It’s Halle and Gabriel and little Nahla, the most beautiful child Nahla, in South Beach on holiday hanging out at the pool today. Like, come ON. Full Story

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More Coop on a rainy day

July 7, 2009 16:01:03 Posted at July 7, 2009 16:01:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s raining in Vancouver, and feels like it could be raining everywhere else, so a double dose of Coop shouldn’t hurt, especially since he seems to have fixed his style problems. The costume designer on Valentine’s Day knows what she/he is doing, non? MUCH better tailoring. And now that we can see it from the front, oh la quiver, LOVE THE HAIR. Full Story

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