Cheese Champers!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 16:28:58 January 15, 2010 16:28:58

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story

Fire Burning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 15:11:21 January 15, 2010 15:11:21

Somebody call 911Shawty fire burning on the dance floor You’re gonna hate me for putting that song in your head the rest of the day. But it’s the song that popped into my head when I saw what Dianna Agron wore to the Season Diamond Fashion Awards last night. Dude, it’s getting worse. Full Story

Winona is still invited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 12:17:58 January 15, 2010 12:17:58

Well that’s a good sign. Last week while sick I indulged in an old movie marathon which included How to Make an American Quilt. It was 15 years ago. And Winona Ryder was perfect. As A List as A List could get. So breathtakingly beautiful. I mean that face. There still isn’t anything like that face. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 11:14:00 January 15, 2010 11:14:00

God can’t prevent a nipslip (The Superficial)

Guidos and Guidettes in training (Dlisted)

Fergie got a great ass in low resolution (Hollywood Tuna)

Hugh Jackman has a lot to enjoy in Brazil, and his family too (Just Jared)
 
James Franco pale and pasty outside the Marmont…which seems appropriate (Popsugar)

Russell Brand fake peeing on paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Momsen: eyeliner is more important than Haiti (Cele|bitchy)

I always, always loved Dr Carter (INO)

Gaga is “exhausted” too? (ASL)

Who are the 13% approving of Heidi Montag’s oversurgery??? (PopEater)

Nine nominees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 10:44:13 January 15, 2010 10:44:13

Here they come. Marion Cotillard arrived in LA yesterday under a trilby in advance of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Penelope Cruz boarded in Madrid today, presumably heading for the same. Both ladies of Nine have been nominated, Marion for Best Actress, Pene for Best Supporting, and they will join their co-star Third Lip Kidman, a presenter, at the Nine table at the Beverly Hilton. Full Story

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Harvard Annie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 09:30:46 January 15, 2010 09:30:46

Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club has named Anne Hathaway the Woman of the Year to be awarded in February. Harvard has MUCH better taste this month than Vogue, non? They call her Annie. And Annie has indeed enjoyed a wonderful year with an Oscar nomination for Rachel Getting Married, earning critical praise for her performance in Twelfth Night for Shakespeare in the Park, and will star in Tim Burton’s upcoming highly anticipated Alice in Wonderland. Full Story

Why sign when you can spit?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 09:08:00 January 15, 2010 09:08:00

Gerard Butler hit up a Golden Globes gifting suite last night and was approached for autographs from fans who’d gladly let him spray their faces. Have I ever mentioned my Team Spittle hate mail? Not quite as f-cked up as the Twi-Hards or as violent as the Aniston groupies or as self righteous as the Brangelunatics, but firmly ensconced in their very own crazy corner all the same. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: More Hugh Grant on W

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 08:59:28 January 15, 2010 08:59:28

W Network continues its Hooked on Hugh movie event (every Saturday night in January) this Saturday, January 16th. At 7pm E/P it’s the premiere of Mickey Blue Eyes, followed by Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason at 9pm Eastern/Pacific. The thing about Hugh playing Daniel Cleaver in Thailand caught with that worker child in his room is that it’s easy to imagine the real Hugh in the same situation. Full Story

No Sherlock in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 08:51:43 January 15, 2010 08:51:43

Not sure where RDJ is at the photo call for Sherlock Holmes in Paris today. In his stead, the film was represented by Rachel McAdams, Guy Ritchie, and his totally platonic soulmate Jude Law. A very tanned, very orange Jude Law but a very pretty one nonetheless. He’s gorgeous. And seeing Jude today reminds me that we haven’t seen Sienna Miller in two weeks now. Full Story

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Shelfy Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 07:45:56 January 15, 2010 07:45:56

As I first reported exclusively last November, Jessica Biel has landed Vogue. Poor Victoria Beckham. Anna’s giving away Vogue covers to B list actors now and Posh STILL can’t get it done. Jessica Biel has never carried a movie. She’s never been the lead. She’s not the first phone call for a romcom, a period drama, a courtroom thriller, an epic, a superhero franchise, or – please! – an Oscar bait project. Full Story

January 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 07:13:39 January 15, 2010 07:13:39

Happy 28th Birthday Amber G! Have a great show in Windsor tonight! Erin sent me the photo of the two of you in high school which I’d love to post but I’m officially incompetent and cannot find the attachment. Send me another one from your tour this week!  Full Story