July 8, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 8, 2009 06:26:15 Posted at July 8, 2009 06:26:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Meet Dylan Daquano. He’s 16. The son of a courageous, gorgeous woman called Joanne who fought breast cancer for nearly 10 years but eventually lost the battle in 2006. Before passing though she participated in the Weekend to End Breast Cancer twice. Full Story

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

For most there will be only one story today, especially this morning. But as I said last week, if you’re looking for something more uplifting, and less of a spectacle, smut that is fun, please do refresh the page here.

Watched the first episode of Entourage Season 6 last night and was very, very happy to see Ari & Lloyd’s relationship take centre stage. When they fight there are sparks. Love them together, best couple on the show. More on that later.

It’s Tuesday. Posted late yesterday – scroll down to catch up on Jo’s stylish night out. “Thanks God” for the compassionate Brange. They let their girls out in LA to soothe our hearts on this dark day. This explains the swooning. The Brangelunatics are swooning over the Chosen One. Already I’ve received emails about it from them:

“Don’t ignore the new pictures of Angie, Shiloh and Zee Lainey! Keep your smart ass comments to yourself! God bless this beautiful family, the Jolie-Pitts. God bless them all!”
From Tanya

That’s the kind of day it’ll be.

Yours in gossip,


Keep slapping us in the face

July 7, 2009 16:39:35 Posted at July 7, 2009 16:39:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry and the most ridiculously good looking family EVER!!! Am told that babies make the sadness go away. So perhaps a perfect baby will do the trick. It’s Halle and Gabriel and little Nahla, the most beautiful child Nahla, in South Beach on holiday hanging out at the pool today. Like, come ON. Full Story

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More Coop on a rainy day

July 7, 2009 16:01:03 Posted at July 7, 2009 16:01:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s raining in Vancouver, and feels like it could be raining everywhere else, so a double dose of Coop shouldn’t hurt, especially since he seems to have fixed his style problems. The costume designer on Valentine’s Day knows what she/he is doing, non? MUCH better tailoring. And now that we can see it from the front, oh la quiver, LOVE THE HAIR. Full Story

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Ethan in London

July 7, 2009 13:23:07 Posted at July 7, 2009 13:23:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A quick photo post – Ethan Hawke in London today for an appearance on GMTV in a very well tailored suit, not something Troy Dyer would wear at all, hell no, but it brings back Troy memories anyway because, like many of you, and my friend Michelle, that was how I like him best. He looks hot, non? what is it with the stage? Jude Law too. Full Story

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Julia and Bradley back together

July 7, 2009 11:58:15 Posted at July 7, 2009 11:58:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They worked together on Broadway a few years ago for Three Days of Rain and are now working again together on the ensemble picture Valentine’s Day, photographed on set this week heading to their trailers, thick as thieves, and full of secrets. Maybe it’s Julia’s influence, because Coop listened! He cut his hair. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 7, 2009 11:12:12 Posted at July 7, 2009 11:12:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So where is LipGloss Zac Efron hiding his straightening iron? (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried…pink hay? (Hollywood Tuna)

Zeta goes barefoot on holiday (Just Jared)

WTF? Didn’t she just have a kid??? (The Superficial)

Please. Brad Pitt > Ryan Reynolds (Pop Sugar)

Do you like Sandra Bullock’s travel flats? (INO)

Cracked Lilo in a photobooth (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hot Harry on a Horse … as a monkey??? (Holy Moly)

Would you trade your J-brands for these? (Popoholic)

Mena Suvari hard body in a bikini (The Blemish)

Cate and the riffraff

July 7, 2009 09:56:36 Posted at July 7, 2009 09:56:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Armani Prive show in Paris, Mr Armani showing off his range of clientele – from the pathetic Elsa Pataky, no longer dating Adrien Brody and therefore no longer posing au cheese at his faux castle, and the trash ass of Megan Fox who cannot keep her mouth closed, to the incomparable Cate Blanchett, a longtime fan and friend of the designer, who must be a loyal bitch to agree to suffer in the front row seated next to cheapness. Full Story

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Look at my bra

July 7, 2009 09:22:52 Posted at July 7, 2009 09:22:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the point of these photos, non? This is 16 year old JailBait Miley Cyrus in Georgia shooting her movie. Because the paps hang out on Tybee Island all the time. Please. As mentioned before, they’ve been invited. Just as they were when she was shooting that kissing scene in the water Full Story

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Front Row Marion

July 7, 2009 08:59:26 Posted at July 7, 2009 08:59:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is the current face of Dior, starred in the House’s recent Lady Noire Affaire, and will soon be seen in the next installment Lady Red, shot in New York by Annie Leibovitz. That bag… oh la. The ads will begin running in August. And yesterday, in Paris for fashion week, front row seated next to Sidney Toledano, President & CEO of Christian Dior, of course it was Marion Cotillard. Full Story

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The Chosen One heals the world

July 7, 2009 07:42:16 Posted at July 7, 2009 07:42:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brangelunatics fell on their knees and gave thanks this morning as brand new photos have just been released of the Chosen One, emerging beneficently to shine Her golden light on Her subjects, knowing that they have suffered in Her absence. Angelina took the girls to dance class yesterday and it appears the entire family is back in LA now after spending a few months in New York while the Jolie was filming Salt. Full Story

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