New breasts, problem jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 08:28:13 April 16, 2010 08:28:13

Everyone was talking about Kate Hudson’s new tits yesterday. A few of you were unwilling to believe it, holding out hope perhaps that it was simply a push-up bra. Well... she hasn’t denied it yet. Her publicist hasn’t slammed the report. So... Anyway, Kate picked up Ryder yesterday from school and did not give the pervs (me) many opportunities to examine her breasts. Full Story

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RDJ back from holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 08:14:51 April 16, 2010 08:14:51

He was with his son Indio earlier this week in Rome but yesterday Robert Downey Jr was photographed back in LA, out and about, with his man purse and his vitamin lunch box, working some longer hair. Looks so great and healthy and relaxed and loose. What’s next? After Iron Man 2 they’re trying to fast track shooting on Sherlock Holmes and he has Due Date with Zach Galifianakis in November. Full Story

Courteney’s Happy 3 Hours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 07:50:43 April 16, 2010 07:50:43

Courteney Cox hit up happy hour yesterday at a place called Casa Vega in Sherman Oaks. For three hours. With this hunk. To drive up interest in their pictures, the photo agency seems to be implying that perhaps something untoward is going on. What? Never. Courteney is a married mother. And married mothers never cheat. Full Story

Katherine Heigl dresses like a polygamist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 07:26:42 April 16, 2010 07:26:42

...the f-ck is she wearing? Here’s the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl last night in New York at the ASPCA Bergh Ball at the Plaza with Isaac Mizrahi. The dark hair, and the horrid makeup, that dress... you know what that dress looks like? Did you ever visit that website that sold clothes for polygamists? Click here Full Story

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April 16, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 07:16:35 April 16, 2010 07:16:35

To our favourite Super Sleuth Brennagh, hope you have the most amazing 30th bday on the hot hot beaches of Miami. May your weekend be filled with white wine, v-stands, and the Situation sightings. Wish we could all be there to fete with you. On t'aime, Les Filles. - They requested for you some dirty Lilo. Full Story

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The Cannes lineup was announced today. Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett will open the festival with Robin Hood. And Tim Burton is presiding over the jury that includes... Kate Beckinsale? Her? Well, she needed a gig. And an excuse to dress up.  Read Full Intro

But Jakey’s so close!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 15:00:12 April 15, 2010 15:00:12

Rachel McAdams will be spending the summer in France. She’ll be filming a Woody Allen movie with Marion Cotillard. Girlcrush overload, non? Oh and Owen Wilson is involved too. Today however Rachel was spotted in Toronto, out for lunch with her dad. Of course Toronto. Always Toronto. LA is not Rachel’s scene. Full Story

Naomi doubles at Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 14:00:38 April 15, 2010 14:00:38

As noted earlier, the Cannes line-up was released today and includes two films featuring Naomi Watts. She is the headliner in Woody Allen’s latest You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger with Anthony Hopkins, Josh Brolin, Freida Pinto, Antonia Banderas, and more and she stars as Valerie Plame opposite Sean Penn’s Joe Wilson in Doug Liman’s Fair Game which, if you followed in the news or if you’ve read her book, you’ll probably be quite eager to see. Full Story

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One Green Prune

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 12:48:46 April 15, 2010 12:48:46

It’s always better when the prunes double up but they have separate identities now. Still can’t distinguish what those identities might be but these are their wishes, we must respect them. Try. So MK Olsen turned up yesterday at the Grand opening celebration of Otarian: The Planet's Most Sustainable Restaurant on Bleecker Street in New York. Full Story

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Kick-Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 11:32:30 April 15, 2010 11:32:30

Finally. Kick-Ass opens tomorrow. I’d been jacked for Kick-Ass for several months as the online campaign began to gain momentum. I saw it at a press screening several weeks ago in an empty theatre with a handful of journalists and loved every minute. But I can’t wait to see it again with a full audience and… well… the opening credits. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 11:01:39 April 15, 2010 11:01:39

Lilo bails on court, goes and gets f-cked up instead. What’s up Dina!?! (The Superficial)

This…is bad enough. But imagine – there’s a broad out there who wants to MARRY HIM (Dlisted)

Celine Dion on paper. Read this and hear her voice. It’s The Best. (Popeater)

He says old lady, but I see Susan Sarandon and I can say not many other bitches could make this dress like she can (Hollywood Tuna)

OK so I don’t mean to preach, because I shouldn’t, but should a Men’s Health cover be a smoker? (Just Jared)

Don’t hurt my Jakey! (Pop Sugar)

Angie loves working with Brad (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

So somehow this sh-t got famous. And no one is watching Friday Night Lights. Great. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gemma Arterton. Great face. (Popoholic)

Amazing! Soft core True Blood. LOOK AT THEIR PRETEND ERIC! (Towleroad)