The Brazilian Bush of Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 11:28:52 January 14, 2010 11:28:52

Madonna’s pretend boyfriend has landed a feature in Interview. Don’t ask me to tell you what he says. Don’t tell me you care what he says. What he says is not important on a regular day. What he says is even more unimportant when he doesn’t talk about Madonna and he’s showing us his Brazilian Bush. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 11:12:22 January 14, 2010 11:12:22

The kind of Depp we can all laugh (Dlisted)

MAYJAH Sapphic moists for Penelope Cruz’s body. DAMN. (The Superficial)

Ashley Greene wants you to want to f-ck her. Again. (HollywoodTuna)

OK but will they doubt him this time? (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried and one of her booboos but it’s impossible to tell which one (Pop Sugar)

That’s the kind of dress Jessica Biel would wear (Popeater)

Yeah, in this case Ditch Pig is about right (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Even MORE undie cheese from Cristiano Ronaldo (Kickette)

Am I the only one who likes her as a blonde? (Popoholic)

Why does Catherine Zeta Jones bother fronting like she’s younger when she dresses like a senior? (Go Fug Yourself)

Douchebag borrows material

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 09:03:13 January 14, 2010 09:03:13

He’s an artist. And the thing about an artist like John Mayer, one of the most pretentious artists in the business, is that he truly believes that his sh-t is the greatest sh-t of all time. That his mind is the most unique, most original, that his thoughts are the most enlightening and profound. Full Story

Dear Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 08:56:00 January 14, 2010 08:56:00

Interrupting the gossip for an important announcement: The Government of Canada has announced it will MATCH every donation up to $50 million in support of Haiti from now until February 12. Please give. Now back to your regularly schedule programming.  Full Story

Big lips, polka nips, and a sex tape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 08:16:00 January 14, 2010 08:16:00

It’s this week’s episode of Lohan Mayhem 2010. Lindsay Lohan showed up last night at the Vida International Launch Party wearing a sheer polka dot blouse hinting at a pair of hard nips. I’ve been looking for them. Don’t lie. You’re looking too. She stayed out until well past 4am. Full Story

Full Porny < Tila?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 06:59:20 January 14, 2010 06:59:20

Jessica Simpson went out with friends last night and cranked up the full Porny. For those of you who are new to the site, now you know why that’s her name. Porny. She can’t help but look Porny. Not with those breasts. Jesus, those breasts. It’s obscene. How does it breathe? You could put a tv dinner tray on her rack and it wouldn’t move. Full Story

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January 14, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2010 06:33:25 January 14, 2010 06:33:25

CARE is Canada’s global force dedicated to defending dignity and fighting poverty by empowering the world's most vulnerable and greatest resource for change : women and girls. CARE is set up for donations and has a country office up and running in Haiti ALREADY. Click here Full Story

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Dear Gossips,

And the late night war rages on. And almost all of them are taking it to Jay Leno. No matter the network, no matter the time slot, from Kimmel to Ferguson and Letterman and Conan, it is unanimous – according to his peers, Jay is an obsequious network asskissing chump, Conan is getting f-cked over.  Read Full Intro

The unfrumpy slit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 15:32:29 January 13, 2010 15:32:29

Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring right up to what looks like an impossibly perfect curve of the asscheek, oh la. Full Story

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Stop stealing the GMD’s pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 13:58:19 January 13, 2010 13:58:19

Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent of the GMD. Full Story