Do as I say

September 23, 2009 10:21:10 Posted at September 23, 2009 10:21:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Trust me. Before you watch the video, if you have an office, shut the door. If your workspace is more public, you may want to delay enjoying the clip, or clamp your teeth down on a towel and hope no one walks by. Because… Colin Firth is speaking Italian. Laura – did you know he speaks Italian? His wife is Italian. Full Story

Can’t help it

September 23, 2009 08:45:20 Posted at September 23, 2009 08:45:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The way he dresses disgusts me. From certain angles and sometimes up close his face disgusts me…although it does seem to be healing from whatever he did to it a few years ago. And his height … Eminem is very, very small. But I can’t help myself. If Eminem wanted to hold my hand and walk down the street, I wouldn’t mind. Full Story

TomKat, Little Sci, and Cam

September 23, 2009 08:27:10 Posted at September 23, 2009 08:27:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Boston shooting Wichita. The GMD actually has good hair right now. I like it. It’s, um, the chest area that poses a problem. Here he is on set with Cameron Diaz filming what looks like a testy scene. And then a visit with his wife and daughter before the two of them boarded a private jet – Katie and Little Sci off on their own. Full Story

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Pippy Facebook

September 23, 2009 07:43:04 Posted at September 23, 2009 07:43:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three weeks ago, a movie called The Open Road starring Justin Timberlake and Jeff Bridges flamed out spectacularly at the box office. Oh, you haven’t heard of it? It was so sh-t, rumour has it, Pipsqueak wouldn’t promote it. But still he keeps trying, trying to be an actor. Despite the fact that, given his track record, his music Midas Touch turns to poison on the big screen. Full Story

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Front Row Amazingness

September 23, 2009 07:19:00 Posted at September 23, 2009 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, Victoria Beckham was also seated front row…but she wasn’t invited to the girl party. Full Story

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September 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 23, 2009 06:56:35 Posted at September 23, 2009 06:56:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday TJ, the young and beautiful one in our posse. Cannot wait for our girls trip to Phoenix. 30 days and counting. Congratulations on Toby, the new addition to your family. Love always, Twanda and Gypsy Rose To Eliza – good luck with the first round. The key is to stay relaxed. Hoping my smut will help with that? And of course Kael too who loves you so but says you’ve been a “stress case”. Full Story

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

There is hope after all.

It was announced yesterday that Glee was picked up for a full season. Relief. Because these Kardashians, they keep multiplying, and America insists it loves watching has-beens ballroom dancing to the detriment of quality shows like Friday Night Lights so in spite of its infectious appeal, Glee’s future was certainly not certain.

At least we have a year.

And it’s not just the music, it’s also the lines. Like these:

“They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos.”

Queen is featured this week. I mean please. Don’t let this show die.

It’s Tuesday and I think I jinxed my fish. Am online all day.

Yours in gossip,



We hate V

September 22, 2009 19:09:08 Posted at September 22, 2009 19:09:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent from an entire episode. Here she is in New York today, Lindsay Lohan’s protégé, trying to be useful. Full Story

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Men in suits

September 22, 2009 14:04:48 Posted at September 22, 2009 14:04:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Clive Owen and Hugh Jackman are both in New York, both were photographed in suits, wearing the sh-t out of their suits, no boys allowed. Hugh as you know is currently performing on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain. Many of you have had the pleasure of seeing the production and have written to applaud the actors and their hotness. Full Story

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Not Emma

September 22, 2009 12:42:59 Posted at September 22, 2009 12:42:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also at the Burberry party – an increasingly slender Victoria Beckham who starved extra hard to get ready for London Fashion Week and Mary-Kate Olsen and the mystery of her neck. She doesn’t seem to be too keen on showing it lately. Necks don’t go with prunes? You will note, while MK enjoys the pale side of life, Posh has dialed up the orange for the occasion, exactly the sort of thing Anna Wintour despises. Full Story

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September 22, 2009 10:57:00 Posted at September 22, 2009 10:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah. Emma. Here she is, taking a brief break from Brown, to attend London Fashion Week, seen here at the Burberry party (she’s signed to the label) tonight, adorable and sassy and stylish and aren’t we all a little in love with Emma Watson? Yeah. Emma. There’s JailBait. And then there’s Emma. Full Story