White Party sh-t list

July 6, 2009 07:31:03 Posted at July 6, 2009 07:31:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, when Diddy was still important, his white parties were legendary. An invitation was hard to come by. These days? At a Diddy White Party? Not so exclusive. This weekend, with one or two exceptions, his guest list consisted of mostly has-beens and reality stars. Like Tara Reid. And Tila Tequila. Full Story

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Shelfy covers every base

July 6, 2009 06:50:00 Posted at July 6, 2009 06:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were apart for a couple of weeks, and during that time Pip was spotted solo all over Europe, supposedly flirting up a storm in London. There were also reports that he was tired of his Shelfy, and that they were taking a break. What did I say? I said that she’d take care of it as soon as possible Full Story

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The GMD’s birthday weekend

July 6, 2009 06:41:31 Posted at July 6, 2009 06:41:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He celebrated 47 on Friday in Australia and took his wife and daughter to see the Jersey Boys performance on Saturday night in Melbourne. Love the collar on Katie’s white winter coat. But according to photographers, she didn’t seem happy upon arrival to see photographers waiting for them. Full Story

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Where a Prince pees

July 6, 2009 06:33:20 Posted at July 6, 2009 06:33:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At Ascot yesterday, where both princes played polo, no doubt these were probably the cleanest portable potties on the planet, but still… It has to be bad, like BAD, like life or death, before I will step into one of those. I even have trouble using a half decent washroom in a Chinese restaurant – shudder. Full Story

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Friday, July 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

While Laura was loving Harry yesterday (more on that later) I was worshipping the Grand Master at a media screening of Valentino: the Last Emperor. So. F-cking. Good. Valentino opens in Canada on July 10th and you MUST see. For the drama, and the theatrics, his tantrums, his brilliant facial expressions, the work of an artist, the gowns (oh my god the gowns!), and also for the love story – a 50 year love story between Mr Valentino and his constant companion Giancarlo Giammetti. Forget the brainless drivel from Transformers. After you support Johnny Depp at Public Enemies, go spend 2 hours with Valentino. I promise, you will love.

And heads up to those who were at S.M.U.T.:

Did you pose for FASHION Magazine? A few of you have written to ask about your covers. All photos and covers can be accessed on the FASHION website – click here. You are ALL gorgeous. And NONE of you had Twilight tattoos.


Thanks to those who’ve sent me this link and for those who initially did not believe the crazyassness of the Twilight Nation, now you can see it, um, in the flesh. Do you want one for yourself? If you say no, you must be Chinese.

I posted late in the day yesterday including some Brad Pitt hotness and more child pimping from the Jonas and Cyrus families. Scroll down for more.

Have a great weekend and Happy 4th to our friends in America!



One more reason…

July 3, 2009 12:40:15 Posted at July 3, 2009 12:40:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you needed one to convince you to see Public Enemies this weekend. Support the Movie Star. Public Enemies premiered in London earlier this week…and while in town, Johnny Depp dropped in by surprise in full Captain Jack Sparrow costume to visit the sick kids at Great Ormond Street Hospital where his daughter Lily-Rose was treated a couple of years ago. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 3, 2009 11:44:16 Posted at July 3, 2009 11:44:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What Sam gave Lilo for her bday. Heh.(Dlisted)

This means nothing. You can’t just flick away a Shelfy like a fly (The Superficial)

The GMD spends his birthday watching sweaty men hustle on a pitch (Just Jared)

The Alba Demon: blonde and double diaper bag duty (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese’s bitchface temporarily cured by shopping (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Phillippe in his uniform (INO)

Ed Hardy model client (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

A little flair is good, non? I think he looks good…(Kickette)

True Blood fan? This is your chance to talk to Eric! (True-Blood.net)

Kellan Lutz says he’s just like Emmett. Pretty…period (ASL)

Canadian in Berlin

July 3, 2009 10:36:00 Posted at July 3, 2009 10:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Canada Day was July 1st but we’ll still be celebrating this weekend. And what better way to kick it off? Here’s our legend, the icon, the poet, the best, in Berlin on Thursday arriving in advance of an evening show. He’s been touring all year (sigh, he needs the money, and still donated $200K to the Australian fire relief), will turn 75 in the fall, and will celebrate his birthday with a show in Barcelona. Full Story

Jude Law’s happy summer

July 3, 2009 09:16:24 Posted at July 3, 2009 09:16:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are happy days for Jude Law. He’s receiving rave reviews for his Hamlet – just announced: the production will be staged on Broadway this fall – and he just finished work on a big budget movie that’s hoping to dominate the holiday box office, and the squiggle on his head doesn’t seem to be thinning anymore, and… Does he have a new piece? Last night after his performance, Jude took a lady out for dinner. Full Story

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Laura loved Harry 6

July 3, 2009 08:16:30 Posted at July 3, 2009 08:16:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friend and producer Laura went to the media screening for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince yesterday in Toronto and many of you wrote in the afternoon wondering about her reaction. The verdict: it’s good. It’s very, very good. I don’t mind spoilers so she gave me most of the details but I won’t ruin it for you here. Full Story

GOOPy green with Cammie D

July 3, 2009 08:04:29 Posted at July 3, 2009 08:04:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The latest GOOP newsletter doesn’t suck. This is because there are no recipes. Or book recommendations on parenting for judgy moms to use to critique the other ladies at playgroup. Nope. This week’s GOOP is about green. Love the Stella McCartney organic collection (but her site needs bigger font), LOVE the Muji socks, definitely want a Solio Solar charger since I have ten thousand phones and blackberries and iPods, and then there’s Cameron Diaz. Full Story