S.M.U.T. Wrap-up Part 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 09:02:00 June 30, 2010 09:02:00

The rain stayed away for our 5th annual SMUT Soiree even though the forecast was calling for a few showers. The showers came 90 minutes before the event. And then for the rest of the evening it stayed clear. Which is great. Because the venue was spectacular. As were all of you. Am posting your photos across a few posts. Full Story

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Drew’s dress, Drew’s chemistry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 07:31:03 June 30, 2010 07:31:03

This is Drew Barrymore all flowered up leaving a photo shoot in New York yesterday. The photo shoot was presumably to promote her upcoming movie Going the Distance co-starring her real-life boyfriend Justin Long. Have you seen the trailer? I’m into the music. I’m kinda into the concept. I’m totally into it when Jason Sudeikis is around. Full Story

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Air Drake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 06:55:15 June 30, 2010 06:55:15

Virgin just launched flights from Toronto to LA and Toronto to San Francisco. To publicise the new routes, Virgin head Richard Branson invited Drake along for the ride, arriving home in Toronto yesterday on Air Drake. Air Drake as you know had the top album last week in sales but was just bumped off by Eminem’s Recovery which, as expected, sold almost 750,000 copies. Full Story

5 years later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 06:26:09 June 30, 2010 06:26:09

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston didn’t make it 5 years. They were 6 months shy of the mark when they announced the divorce. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner however have hit a milestone. Married 5 years yesterday, seen here in Venice, CA on Monday after a celebratory dinner at Gjelina on Abbot Kinney. Full Story

Online Lola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 06:15:41 June 30, 2010 06:15:41

As you know, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes who goes by Lola is the inspiration behind Madonna’s new clothing line for teens called Material Girl. In support of the launch, Lola is now blogging on the collection’s official site, her first entry posted this week. Click here Full Story

June 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2010 06:09:33 June 30, 2010 06:09:33

To Ruta moving back to Vancouver from Ottawa – Sarah is ordering us to take her Robert Pattinson stalking when she comes to visit. Is this why you’re leaving? Escaping a Twi-Hard? She’ll be drowning her sorrows in cheap blush wine and teen fiction and missing you dearly. Love to Jen and Terry, welcoming baby Lucy Maude to this wild and wonderful world! From Candice, Mai-ya, Megan and Roxy! To Rae - best of luck on the opening of Bosco & Jones at the Toronto Fringe Festival. Full Story

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to all of you who came to S.M.U.T. last night! It was our 5th anniversary. And it was the best one so far. Hope you had fun?

Dan Levy forever.

So much love and appreciation to The Society for running an amazing event and to the Bay for helping to make it all possible. A full SMUT Soiree wrap up will follow tomorrow with photos and more detail and...

Cory Monteith’s video. That’s what you missed. He sent us a support message that was played during the event.

But first to the unforgettable Ashleigh. TWO MONTHS free! Was honoured to meet you, especially withOUT the wig. Gorgeous. And inspiring. And you have wonderful friends who adore you. And I look forward to seeing you next year. Stay in touch and, most importantly, stay healthy.

It’s Tuesday. On Megan Fox’s marriage, Kristen Stewart’s hair, and of course...


I’m a bit late today not because I’m on 2 hours sleep, but because I can’t keep watching it.

Yours in gossip,


Beauties eat kebabs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 13:47:57 June 29, 2010 13:47:57

Sienna Miller and Jude Law hit up a show last night and then decided to go for some kebabs to satisfy the late night cravings, fashionably. Last night the girls and I, with Jacek and Mike, went to Fran’s after the SMUT Soiree. It’s our tradition. We know it’s gross, we always regret it, the service is sh-t, and we keep going back. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 13:17:38 June 29, 2010 13:17:38

The size of the bikini doesn’t necessarily match the size of the ass (The Superficial

Is Renee Z a jealous possessive bitch? (Dlisted

Gaga, Beysus...and JailBait (Popeater)

Lilo’s pharmaceutical hotpants (Hollywood Tuna)

What exactly is happening here? (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart’s long skinny legs (Pop Sugar)

Gaga’s personal message (Towleroad)

Naomi Campbell wig malfunction (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Salma’s tittays in leather (Popoholic)

No Chilli, please God no (Go Fug Yourself)

Well that was fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 10:53:38 June 29, 2010 10:53:38

Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with his wife. He was in a suit yesterday in the article I posted. Full Story

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Marriage Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 09:54:33 June 29, 2010 09:54:33

So their previous engagement lasted over 2 years and ended up broken. This engagement was a week long and culminated in a wedding. As you know, Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green in Hawaii, confirmed by their reps. I find it surprising that it’s the first for both. Shall we do what we do? Shall we “psychologise” their marriage? Of course. Full Story