Porny and the Arm Pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 08:07:10 April 13, 2010 08:07:10

Jessica Simpson was in New York last night for the Good Housekeeping “Shine On” event with her main gay and her mother, two enablers sending her out unprepared and defenceless onto a red carpet. Again. Look at her. She’s an x-rated disaster. Here is not a girl who is as secure as she claims to be. Full Story

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Pose-Hard is a housewife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 07:43:30 April 13, 2010 07:43:30

Lea Michele is Glee’s hardest poser, no doubt. Look at her. So much Try, and so little need. Because Lea Michele is legitimately talented. That voice, that voice is joy. And yet it’s almost as though she’s telling us that that voice, as pure and perfect as it is, simply isn’t enough. Full Story

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April 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 07:32:34 April 13, 2010 07:32:34

Happy 24th Birthday Katie in Calgary from Jessie in Toronto! I hear you’re blue...will some old school Ben Affleck cheer you up? To Christi – Happy belated 28th Birthday! Have you recovered from the weekend at Library Square? With love from T Jamie  Full Story

Monday, April 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Tina Fey owned the weekend. Tina Fey’s Date Night opened at #1 juuuuust ahead of Clash of the Titans, earning $27 million, more successful than The Bounty Hunter with Jennifer Aniston and Did You Hear About the Morgans with Sarah Jessica Parker (source  Read Full Intro

CarbFace is a whiny bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 15:47:05 April 12, 2010 15:47:05

Ryan Phillippe went on Howard Stern and went waaaahhhh today when asked about his failed relationships. Apparently he’s tired of getting blamed for his split from America’s sweetheart Reese Witherspoon: "I've been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese and I divorced. Full Story

She is Capable and First

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 12:31:56 April 12, 2010 12:31:56

I f-cking love her. Who doesn’t love her? We are fighting if you don’t love her. Meryl Streep has been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters. The FIRST ACTOR EVER to receive the honour. EVER motherf-ckers. EVER. The only person to be made a member based exclusively on acting achievement. Full Story

Don’t know why you say goodbye...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 11:37:54 April 12, 2010 11:37:54

I say Hell-o. Glee! The title of the first episode of the new spring season is called Hell-O. I watched it last night. And they make up for a 4 month break by packing in a LOT of content. Stop reading now if you haven’t been catching up on all the Glee articles from Ausiello, from E!, from everyone and everywhere releasing information about the new installment. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 11:23:47 April 12, 2010 11:23:47

The Mighty Opes f-cked… HIM? Well no wonder. You know. (Dlisted)

How to Mean Girl Lindsay Lohan. She’s literally GONE. (The Superficial)

Shakira has not forgotten about Haiti (Popeater)

Porny Jessica Simpson tries out the Justin Bieber (Hollywood Tuna)

This is the new piece that Spittle Gerard Butler is trying out his finger on (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart got Robert Pattinson for her birthday. Good gift or bad gift? (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried covers up for a change. This time in mustard (ASL)

Heidi Montag’s disgusting body and is she showing some pube? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Little Sci loves pigs, bunnies, and butterflies (INO)

What the Brange Family did this weekend (Cele|bitchy)

Tom Cruise Jr goes shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 10:01:33 April 12, 2010 10:01:33

Looks like someone is teaching him how to dress. Taylor Lautner was still in Europe this weekend on his solo promotional tour promoting Himself and hit up the Belstaff store in Madrid. I wish we had a Belstaff store in Canada. Best.Jackets.Ever. I bought one last year on sale at Basquiat in Vancouver – LOVE it so much. Full Story

Kate and... Colin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 09:11:58 April 12, 2010 09:11:58

Ummmm... I worry. Kate Hudson, as you know, makes the same movie over and over again. Others afflicted with this problem include Matthew McConaughey, her frequent co-star, and Nicolas Cage who is actually very good in Kick-Ass but otherwise, as you know, keeps looking for treasure stealing cars and preventing natural disasters all at the same time. Full Story