Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The world tried to make me care about two f-cking Bachelor people I’ve barely heard of yesterday. And while the easy solution is to blame the media, the media is only responding to The People. The People make that sh-t popular.  Read Full Intro

The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 13:38:26 June 23, 2010 13:38:26

Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material. And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian. Who? Ashley Greene. From Twilight. Full Story

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Jakey will calm you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 12:09:52 June 23, 2010 12:09:52

There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey,I am a long time reader. I just survived a 5.5 earthquake and feel like nervous cat right now. Full Story

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The Best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 11:44:59 June 23, 2010 11:44:59

Sandra Bullock. There’s no other way to say it. Sandy was a surprise guest last night at the Nashville benefit concert to raise money for flood victims, with a guitar strapped around her, teasing that she was about to perform before introducing Faith Hill who spearheaded the effort with a very exhausted looking Tim McGraw. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 11:02:24 June 23, 2010 11:02:24

The lie of the day from Lindsay Lohan (Dlisted)

Best Chicken Fried Headline of the Week (The Superficial)

Johnny Depp and his kids in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

In defence of Megan Fox (Popeater)

It’s rare when I don’t like a Rihanna outfit. But this just makes her tits look sh-t (Hollywood Tuna)

Pinto and Franco (Just Jared)

Katy Perry’s injury (The Blemish)

Adriana Lima V topless (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I really can’t picture Lea Michele getting rocked in a trailer (The FAB Life)

Size 2 plays a prostitute. But only for a tv movie. (Cele|bitchy)

Summer in Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 09:16:04 June 23, 2010 09:16:04

For Cory Monteith it’s not a bad way to spend the summer after a life changing year so far. Cory is currently in Monte Carlo shooting a movie called Monte Carlo in Paris with Leighton Meester and Selena Gomez said to be a romantic comedy about a girls’ trip gone awry, expected to open in time for Valentine’s Day in 2011. Full Story

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Art falls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 08:36:00 June 23, 2010 08:36:00

Lady Gaga arrived at Heathrow today in full costume and ended up bailing on her face in front of photographers. It’s the price you pay. And certainly she knows it, and so in her mind, this would be considered a flawed performance. Or perhaps the falling is the performance. With her you never know. Full Story

Why is handholding so complicated?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 07:59:54 June 23, 2010 07:59:54

These two, on a date to see Denzel Washington in “Fences” last night, with their presentations and their chivalry, it’s all great for the Princess types but for bitches like me it just looks so f-ckin’ complicated. Their hands, and the manoeuvring, and the repositioning, can you walk independently for 30 seconds? Who’s going to break? Well, Katie does look a little fragile in the face in these photos. Full Story

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Porny’s jeans & NKOTB

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 07:27:50 June 23, 2010 07:27:50

My Porny was in New York yesterday with her ma to present her new line Jessica Simpson Jeanswear. She already makes a sh-tload of money from her shoe and accessory line (her shoes are actually not bad at all for the price point), and at recommended retail of just $20-$24, this new venture should also be a success too. Full Story

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June 23, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 07:05:59 June 23, 2010 07:05:59

Congratulations Kev on graduating top of class! Mom is very proud and Jacek is very jealous about that job at EA. Good luck! And for Simone on your best day ever – am thrilled we can celebrate together at S.M.U.T.! You worked hard, you deserve it, congratulations!  Full Story

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was very hard to work while the Spaniards were playing yesterday. How f-cking hot is that team? Let me add my voice to the millions who have already noted that Fernando Torres’s major hair improvement is an instant shot of quiver that, on certain angles, in the right light, can even rival Iker’s.  Read Full Intro