Third Lip and a Bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 07:06:00 November 23, 2009 07:06:00

Third Lip showed up at the American Music Awards last night to support Keith Urban who won the Favourite Male Country Artist award and, during his acceptance speech, thanked his “Baby Girl” and their daughter Sunday Rose. No mention of Third Lip. But Third Lip did not mind being overlooked. Full Story

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November 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 06:53:04 November 23, 2009 06:53:04

This coming Thursday, November 26th – Covenant House Gala at Birks in Vancouver. I am hosting and we’re raising money to support a month of service during the holidays providing shelter, food, clothing, counselling, and more for homeless youth living on our city streets. Come! Click here Full Story

Friday, November 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

How will TV go on without the Mighty Opes? Who will tell the MiniVan Majority what to read? Who will remind them that they should love themselves and celebrate the angels inside their souls? This is troubling. Because while you know I’m not down with Her Mightiness, it frightens me that Tyra is now being spoken of as Her heir.  Read Full Intro

Porny thinnifies again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 16:02:32 November 20, 2009 16:02:32

Jessica Simpson has been working hard at the gym. She’s been tweeting about it too. They say she’s taken off 15 pounds with her trainer, will likely be Daisy Duke shaped again by the time she promotes her beauty reality show. Alanis would say: Don’t you think? Anyway, here’s Porny at Ken Paves' salon today after a touchup wearing those dumbass jeans. Full Story

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50 Cents & Chelsea Handler & Beyonce’s Husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 12:59:00 November 20, 2009 12:59:00

That is not a typo. You’ll get it when you watch it. Another hilarious Chelsea Handler interview. Fifty is currently promoting a million different projects: cologne, album, movie, himself, whatever. So he visited Chelsea and they talked about gay Chace Crawfod and sex and security and sex again and she compared him to T. Full Story

Don’t waste Brad’s time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 10:43:05 November 20, 2009 10:43:05

Brad Pitt returned to LA yesterday and was greeted by a mob before heading home to the Jolie and the children. Interesting anecdote about Pitt from Inglourious Basterds: Am told that he was shooting one day with an actor who wasn’t prepared. Kept f-cking up lines. Very gracefully, calmly, Pitt pointed out to her that there were others were waiting, that money was being wasted, that – worst of all – time was being wasted, all because she couldn’t be bothered to do her job. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 10:25:09 November 20, 2009 10:25:09

Lolita Hayden P fellates a machine gun (The Superficial)

Michael K says this is how Twi-Hards will be reacting to New Moon (Dlisted)

She’s not bending over and blowing a kiss. What’s up? (Hollywood Tuna)

Yummmm…Sam Worthington (Just Jared)

More famous A listers who didn’t go to Diddy’s party (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried Boo Boos: still can’t tell them apart, and they still seem like they don’t grow (INO)

Watch Ashley Greene pose hard (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Mighty O’s farewell…and it begins (Cele|bitchy)

How to tell you’re The One (Betty Confidential)

Handicapping Oprah’s replacements (Popeater)

Sexiest Man Living

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 09:35:38 November 20, 2009 09:35:38

James Franco made a very brief, camouflaged appearance on General Hospital yesterday at the end but today is the real reveal. My PVR is now programmed to record GH every day. Thanks God for fast forward. Full Story

Delicate Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 08:56:58 November 20, 2009 08:56:58

Quick note, an addition to my New Moon review – click here for a refresher. Here’s a detail I forgot to add: What’s with trying to be the Emperor from Star Wars? “Jacob” and “Edward” pull their dicks out over “Bella”. Full Story

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Vampire Manslinger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 08:09:47 November 20, 2009 08:09:47

An addition to that earlier post… Am not down with Ashley Greene’s fashion styling. Too desperate and hungry. Having said that, what I am down with is Ashley’s attitude to boys. She is the Kate Hudson of the Twilight crew. Vampire Manslinger, love it. This is when you’re young and free. Full Story

They all fall down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2009 07:41:04 November 20, 2009 07:41:04

Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise. Full Story