Liz Hurley’s new beef jerky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 06:35:01 December 13, 2010 06:35:01

Lorella and I were in England in August enjoying a little food porn at Selfridges and we laughed for an hour after walking by the snack food section when we saw a stand with pink packages featuring Elizabeth Hurley’s Beef Jerky. Photo is attached. I mean you have to be a certain kind of ghetto to slap your name on Beef Jerky. Full Story

December 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 06:05:20 December 13, 2010 06:05:20

Happy Belated Birthday Jo-Anne! How was the party on Saturday? Lesley requested for you some Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds. Check out this classic from the 2005 Teen Choice Awards. And that child onstage... that’s Emma Roberts! To Alison with love from Alanna – Happy 20th Birthday! Mattias Ohlund and Edward Norton? That’s a combination I’ve never heard before. Full Story

Friday, December 10, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Last night I finally finished Gary Shteyngart’s Super Sad True Love Story. I’d started it when I came home from London at the end of August. Then TIFF happened and so much other sh-t but two days ago I picked it up again and thought of nothing else – except Misfits – until I read the very last word last night practically weeping.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2010: Virtue & Moir Vancouver 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 13:27:00 December 10, 2010 13:27:00

Not sure where you are but here, in Canada, the Olympics were a big deal in 2010, an even bigger deal in Vancouver, where I live. Every Games produces darlings. There were several Canadian darlings. Among them Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir who took gold in Ice Dance. And they did it with a f-cking statement. Full Story

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Worst of 2010: Chris Brown cries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 13:01:09 December 10, 2010 13:01:09

It happened in June. Six months ago and it still makes me sick. Chris Brown performed an MJ Tribute at the BET Awards. Instead of properly honouring the legend, he decided to make the occasion all about Chris Brown, breaking down into tears during Man in the Mirror, too “overcome” with fake emotion/false remorse/self love to sing the words, sobbing instead into his microphone as fangirls lost their sh-t over his “realness” and other people choked on the fontrum. Full Story

Cut Gwyneth, leave Garrett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 12:12:19 December 10, 2010 12:12:19

Thank you, or maybe no thank you, to those of you who’ve sent me the latest video featuring Garrett Hedlund in Country Strong with a few more clips from the movie, including love scene snippets between him and Leighton Meester. Please. Please if they have to cut anything from the film, as much as I love her, I’d rather they cut Gwyneth’s parts and leave everything that has Garrett. Full Story

16 & 18

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 11:54:00 December 10, 2010 11:54:00

Oh the modern teen. So TMZ caught Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the IHOP in Philly the other day. Apparently they were on a date and held hands and giggled. Over pancakes. Sounds about right, right? Click here Full Story

Pippy’s asskissing favours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 11:30:00 December 10, 2010 11:30:00
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Love these pictures. True Grit premiered last night in Hollywood. You know how it is. Any time the Coen Brothers make a movie it’s a major award season event. True Grit is said to be a strong contender. They were calling it a strong contender even last summer. So...guess who showed up? Oh hi Pipsqueak. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 11:01:26 December 10, 2010 11:01:26

Before you depart for the weekend, please note the following PROGRAMMING CHANGE for next week’s LiveBlog with Sarah. Usually it’s on Tuesdays. Due to travel, it will be moved to MONDAY December 13, same time 3pm ET/Noon PT. That’s Monday, in 3 days, at 3pm ET/Noon PT. That’s you Twi-Hards if you’re coming for the script talk.

My favourite, favourite story of the day. Who knew?!? (Dlisted)

I agree with the message…but not with the messenger. Does that make sense? (The Superficial)

Why do Gaga’s waxes look so tame? (Popeater)

Helena Christensen doesn’t age. Not a day. (Hollywood Tuna)

Beysus looks so happy on holiday (Pop Sugar

Thor poster: phallic or am I just dirty? (Just Jared)

Yeah, that’s not a good place to stop a zipper (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rihanna got cheated on, now single??? (Cele|bitchy)

Reese Witherspoon seems to have grown a sense of humour in this blooper reel. (Celebuzz)

Rafa replaces Becks. Nice. (Towleroad)

Pitt & Paz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 09:09:00 December 10, 2010 09:09:00

Michael Pitt showed up at a society event in New York last night alongside the likes of Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs and pouted with his big lips as though being there was an affront to his artistic integrity. That pubic f-ckery on his face is an affront to my visual integrity. Anyone who grooms their sh-t like that is an automatic please leave my party now. Full Story

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2 & 4 side by side

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 08:23:47 December 10, 2010 08:23:47

The other day at a London press conference for The Way Back I noted that there were no photos of Jim Sturgess and Colin Farrell, numbers 2 and 4 on my Five List, standing next to each other...and that was good for self preservation. Last night at the Spanish premiere of the film though, they did indeed go shoulder to shoulder. Full Story

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