The end of Reese & Jake…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 08:04:24 December 17, 2009 08:04:24

All tabloids and gossip outlets seem to be in agreement this week as opposed to two weeks ago when the break up reports initially leaked. People Magazine led the way originally, refuted by Gossip Cop Full Story

GOOP in Marrakesh, GOOP in Nashville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 07:42:00 December 17, 2009 07:42:00

Getting paid to promote a hotel, as obnoxious as she is, isn’t usually Gwyneth Paltrow’s style. Or Jennifer Aniston’s for that matter. Orlando Bloom? Because he has nothing else? Totally. GP and JA aren’t normally so tacky. But now G has her pseudo justification. OF COURSE. It was for the newsletter. Full Story

RP for Katie M

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 07:27:11 December 17, 2009 07:27:11

Almost every day for the last 3 weeks or so, the very sweet Katie M has emailed me, very politely, pleading for something about Robert Pattinson. Here’s a recent example: Lainey- I always write you about the same thing... but this is because he's really the only celebrity I care enough to write an email about. Full Story

December 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 06:43:51 December 17, 2009 06:43:51

Happy Anniversary Dora from your devoted and very considerate husband Chris B. And Congratulations to Caitlin and Connor getting married on Saturday! A snowy Christmas wedding sounds perfect. Just as perfect as getting engaged beside a security guard and some cracked out meth-heads. This description made my life. Full Story

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We’re spending a few days in New York City before heading home to Toronto for the holidays. It’s Jacek’s first time here. So it feels like it’s my first time here too. And the perfect time of year. Tonight it’s the hockey game – the Rangers vs the Islanders – but first… it’s a crisp clear day, almost no clouds.  Read Full Intro

How Nicole shops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 14:56:53 December 16, 2009 14:56:53

At the Grove today working on her Christmas list, this is Nicole Richie in full celebrity mode – big hat, tall boots, flagrant vest, shades, and a Balenciaga that is almost bigger than she is. If I owned that one it’d be filthy in five minutes. Fell in love with this Rebecca Minkoff Full Story

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I’ll see it for Maid Marian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 12:35:42 December 16, 2009 12:35:42

Look at this incomparable bitch on that horse. Please Sienna Miller. It could never have been hers. This is Cate Blanchett in Robin Hood, from a series of stills just released – the upcoming Ridley Scott/Russell Crowe collaboration opens May 14, 2010 just one week after Iron Man 2 and two weeks before Prince of Persia. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 11:41:25 December 16, 2009 11:41:25

Comin’ to you from Grand Central Station…

Hot Harry on a Horse didn’t think it was funny either (Dlisted)

Star’s weekly bullsh-t: Porny f-cked Tiger Woods?!?!? (The Superficial)

Photo Assumption Fug Style: Goldie Mom eye cutting daughter Kate? (Go Fug Yourself)

Not liking her with bangs (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia & Carey: science project (Just Jared)

A decade of celebrity relationships. Remember Cam and Justin on a surfboard? (Pop Sugar)

Annalynne McCord: the most unimaginative poseur ever (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ghetto Tits talks through her ass (INO)

More photos of Rachel McAdams in Vogue and I hate them all (Cele|bitchy)

SJP tells the story of the missing mole! She seemed SUPER loopy on Letterman last night, non? (PopEater)

Brits and open-neck shirts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 08:55:59 December 16, 2009 08:55:59

It’s an instant moisturiser for me. David Beckham, Clive Owen, Hugh Grant, white shirts open at the neck, what is it about when an Englishman wears it that makes it extra extra sexy? Or is it just me the Anglophile? Probably. Hot Harry on a Horse was out last night at a private member’s club in London, photographed leaving in good spirits at 3am. Full Story