January 7, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 06:44:27 January 7, 2010 06:44:27

Happy Birthday Gypsy (Karen) Rose! We remembered again, from TJ and Melinda. And for Erin – sorry to hear about the end of 3 ½ years. For a distraction, while there have not been any new McConaughey shirtless photos, here are a few of his classics. Have a cuddle with the dog and enjoy. Full Story

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Dear Gossips,

There was something for everyone at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night. Marion Cotillard was honoured there and Jacek is appropriately excited. Every day he wants me to write about her, even when there’s nothing to say. While his quiver was satisfied with MC, my cheese was tickled by another MC – the Mimi was in epic form.

The Directors Guild is expected to announce their list of nominations on Thursday, always a good indication for Oscar. Right now, especially with 10 slots for Best Picture, the race is wide open, wider than it’s been for years with The Hurt Locker, Up in the Air, and Inglourious Basterds seemingly riding the most momentum. People’s Choice Awards go tonight. They are irrelevant. But a few pretty dresses will show up and maybe one or two big names. Otherwise, we wait ‘til the Golden Globes. Only 10 days away.

It’s Wednesday. Am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Liv’s new love?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 16:07:01 January 6, 2010 16:07:01

It’s been a while since Liv Tyler split from her ex husband Royston Langdon. She’s kept a very low profile with her son, has worked here and there but not that much, and was photographed yesterday leaving the salon – hair is dark red these days. Fresh from styling, Liv was then spotted at night leaving a movie theatre with hot Charlie Hunnam. Full Story

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Anna Kendrick 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 13:17:24 January 6, 2010 13:17:24

She received the Rising Star Award at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night, she won the Supporting Actress Award from the NBR, she`s up for several other critics`awards, and she`s nominated for a Golden Globe on January 17th for Up In The Air… But there`s more on the way for Anna Kendrick. Full Story

I’ll gladly share with her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 12:18:00 January 6, 2010 12:18:00

My husband. It’s a great relief to me now that Jacek’s quiveration preferences have changed since we’ve been together. When we met, he had Heather Graham on his list. He will argue that this is largely attributable to the fact that Austin Powers was his hero but back then, undeniably, dopey eyed and big tits were his go-to risers. Full Story

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The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 11:55:49 January 6, 2010 11:55:49

These are the things you get from your mother. Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage daughter to have one put in as well. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 11:49:47 January 6, 2010 11:49:47

Channing Tatum tries to be Ryan Gosling (Popeater)

Jennifer Aniston’s next hairstyle (Dlisted)

Unemployed, looking ROUGH (Hollywood Tuna)

Miley Cyrus makes excuse for her parent pimps (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene: from wannabe Kristen Stewart to wannabe Leighton Meester (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman doesn’t want Kate Hudson’s roles (Cele|bitchy)

How will the GMD resist these underage abs? (INO)

How long before these two skanks star in their own sibling porn? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The only time I’ve ever care about an Andy Roddick interview (Towleroad)

Who do you believe? A mooch or a crackhead? (TheSuperficial)

Porny’s new hair, hot legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 10:08:42 January 6, 2010 10:08:42

It’s another Ken Paves soap opera creation – he and his most high profile client Jessica Simpson were shot leaving his salon last night after spending hours inside working on a new ‘do. Blonde curly mall waves. Mall waves weave? Probably not a bad bed. You know they sell them Full Story

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Emile WHO?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:54:49 January 6, 2010 08:54:49

Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation on filmmaking. Click here Full Story

Sit DOWN JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:46:23 January 6, 2010 08:46:23

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: OSiS Style #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:35:00 January 6, 2010 08:35:00

Rihanna and Matt Kemp As we mentioned over the Holidays, OSiS wants to send you to a high profile, invite-only party and they have 2 tickets with your name on them! You and a friend will be whisked away to St John’s, Newfoundland where you will party like rock stars and rub elbows with the hottest celebrities at an ultra exclusive Gibson Guitar All Star party. Full Story

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