July 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 2, 2009 06:20:45 Posted at July 2, 2009 06:20:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Janis and Rob, in memory of Plugger, who spent his 15 years loving walks, carrots, and hating fireworks. He looks like a character. I know he will be missed.  Full Story

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s Canada Day! Happy Canada Day!

We went over to Fiona and Kiu’s last night for bbq, burgers, and beer last night. And this is what always happens after bbq, burgers, and beer: tipsy promises. By the time dinner was over I had agreed to Seek the Peak for the 2nd year in a row.

16 km over 4,100 ft of elevation in support of Rethink Breast Cancer. And I haven’t trained in over 2 weeks. But what’s a sore ass and burning lungs compared to those who have battled cancer, have loved ones who are battling cancer, and will also be racing up that mountain?

If you’re around, join us!

Wednesday – Canada Day! Will be posting for half of the holiday, then golfing the rest…

Blog returns to normal tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

July 1, 2009 10:19:28 Posted at July 1, 2009 10:19:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t decide who looks better: her or Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)

Generic beauty queen eats pie, and dudes find this hot? (Hollywood Tuna)

Twi-hards probably think these are real too (Just Jared)

Bar is bursting in her bikini (The Superficial)

Your ovaries will explode (Pop Sugar)

Dolly says goodbye (Towleroad)

How does she ride with those boulders on her chest? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is there a conspiracy against Sienna? (INO)

Brad Pitt is too arty for Hollywood (Cele|bitchy)

Will you wear Sasha Fierce? (ASL)

Lilo’s crack tweets vs Justin Timberlake?

July 1, 2009 09:04:40 Posted at July 1, 2009 09:04:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A couple of weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Timberlake were at the same club in New York and Pip was drunk and supposedly all over some girl and Lilo tweeted about him and called him a cheater. Or something. Then she denied it saying she’d been hacked. Hacked for her is code for cranked up and tweaking. Full Story

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Stephen King’s Tribute

July 1, 2009 08:10:00 Posted at July 1, 2009 08:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are so many pouring in (mostly on Twitter!?!!!!???) but this one so far is my favourite. Because I love Stephen King. He writes beautifully, dispassionately, and almost always captures the right tone. In the new issue of Entertainment Weekly – a special edition dedicated to MJ – King, who is a regular columnist for the magazine (and his columns are the BEST), remembers Michael: Sixteen years ago, the King of Pop called the king of horror with an idea: What if they paired up to make the scariest music video ever? “One day during preproduction, I was in on a conference call about the choreography, and Michael fell asleep. Full Story

GMD & Robo begin work in Australia

July 1, 2009 07:44:54 Posted at July 1, 2009 07:44:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes will spend the summer shooting Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark in Australia. She arrived with the GMD and Little Sci today in Melbourne, were spotted at the private airfield and taken to Crown Casino to meet up with the GMD’s longtime friend Jamie Packer. Jamie Packer is a super rich dude – family used to be the richest in Australia. Full Story

Dining with the desperate

July 1, 2009 07:22:11 Posted at July 1, 2009 07:22:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First Jennifer Aniston, now Renee Zellweger, what’s the common denominator between Bradley Cooper’s recent dinner companions? And chill out you crusty bitches – it’s not being 40 and single that’s the problem. It’s been 40 and single and insisting on the FABULOUSNESS of it, but then having your publicist go out of his way to assure the public that you’re still desirable, and paying a punk bitch singing douchebag to be your boyfriend whenever there’s a movie to promote. Full Story

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July 1, 2009 – Canada Day Smutty Shout-Outs!

July 1, 2009 07:13:58 Posted at July 1, 2009 07:13:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dana – New Keys! New Place! Fresh Start! New Life! Love and Happiness to you and the girls! From Chris W. And while I can’t tell you who Bro Massage is, how about some Andy? Congratulations on moving forward. I’m thrilled for you. And for Jennifer B and her new husband Fraser – wishing you happiness and health and so much love. Full Story

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Kyla wrote to me yesterday, pointed this out. In the photos of Lindsay Lohan from her birthday party in Vegas, she can be seen clutching a bottle of sinus spray like Dristan Mist – see attached. Just a stuffy nose, right? Oh yes, totally.

Thanks for your messages yesterday in response to the True Blood open. There’s a debate raging in my inbox re: the assertion that Eric > Bill. A fervent Compton contingent is arguing on his behalf noting his gentlemanly qualities. But… he’s so wee! And powerless! And, um, I’ve seen episode 4. Eric (spoiler!) is still in his guido track suit but also appears in a t-back tank. Please. Bill doesn’t even rank.

Next showing is on July 12th. If you care, I’ve been tweeting teases. Click here for my Twitter.

Tuesday – new articles all day, the day before Canada Day!

Yours in gossip,


Photo from Flynetonline.com

Free baby photo

June 30, 2009 12:32:11 Posted at June 30, 2009 12:32:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 30, 2009 11:54:00 Posted at June 30, 2009 11:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Shamef-ck: it’s not just his finger, it’s the GOLD CHAIN (Dlisted)

Blake Lively in a nightrobe is STILL boring (Hollywood Tuna)

Jason Stackhouse fashion shoot! (Just Jared)

How Kid Rock is following up Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson (The Superficial)

LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron – his hair after boating (Pop Sugar)

Rumour has it there was white powder in her green room at an event recently (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan says she works harder than you (INO)

Lola brings Madge & Guy together again?!!!?? (Cele|bitchy)

Godfather Parent Pimp is at it AGAIN! (Holy Moly)

Megan Fox as a bloody cheerleader (Popoholic)