Smutty Tingles

September 16, 2009 11:42:08 Posted at September 16, 2009 11:42:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s delivering Tom Cruise’s pizza (Dlisted)

Post Adrien Brody: borrowing Aniston’s tweaker (Hollywood Tuna)

Uma Thurman: love this W Magazine cover (Just Jared)

Can they stop being famous when you forget why they’re famous? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

A rare happy ending? (INO)

Did Taupe rush back to Ben? (Pop Sugar)

Twi-Hards are rushing to buy sparkly vibrators off the registry (Cele|bitchy)

Megan Fox in Rolling Stone: an article I actually enjoyed (The Superficial)

Rachel Bilson: stethoscope accessory (Popoholic)

Clive Owen dressed up: man porn (Popeater)

Mentorship

September 16, 2009 09:24:00 Posted at September 16, 2009 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By the time Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was living on her own at the Chateau Marmont, hooking up with older men, propositioning other older men, kicking off a crank journey that continues today. Taylor Momsen in 16. She says she feels much older. That she is more mature than those her age. That she’s in a band, is an actor, is an artist, and therefore doesn’t need to go to school. Full Story

Is she going too?

September 16, 2009 08:59:56 Posted at September 16, 2009 08:59:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kanye West told Jay Leno that he’ll be disappearing for a while, that he needs time to fix his sh-t. Does fixing his sh-t include getting rid of Amber Rose? She’s part of the f-ckery. So if he’s promising to cut out the f-ckery, in theory, he should be cutting Amber Rose out too. If Kanye is a man of his word then, well, Amber Rose will have to find a new ass to ride. Full Story

More like Faye Dunaway

September 16, 2009 07:59:45 Posted at September 16, 2009 07:59:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My BFF Alan W wrote the other day that he thought Madonna looked good at the VMAs. That her face had fallen some, more relaxed, less taut. But that doesn’t mean she didn’t look like Faye Dunaway. Truth: when I first saw photos of Faye Dunaway at the VMAs I thought she was Madonna. Full Story

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Drew at TIFF

September 16, 2009 07:27:17 Posted at September 16, 2009 07:27:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have been eager for news about Drew Barrymore and Whip It at TIFF. Drew and the cast attended the press conference yesterday and her reception here in Toronto has been rock star-like, surprising to many of us who had no idea, even though Drew is most definitely an A+ name, that she inspired that kind of … frenzy. Full Story

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Jennifer’s Body

September 16, 2009 07:09:47 Posted at September 16, 2009 07:09:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston also known as Fabulous at 40!!! at the premiere of Love Happens last night with co-star Aaron Eckhart. The sh-ttier the movie, the better she looks on the carpet. And this is the best she’s looked in a long time. The skin, the hair, the LEGS… These legs are taking on Angelina’s trip to Ethiopia with Miss Zahara Full Story

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September 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 16, 2009 06:35:00 Posted at September 16, 2009 06:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goodbye Bernie. And a hug for Lisa who misses him. And congratulations to Shinan Govani who was celebrated last night at an extremely well attended party in his honour to launch his first novel Boldface Names at Holt Renfrew. Today is the last day for the Boldface Names giveaway. Click here Full Story

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

When Dirty Dancing came out that first summer, I saw it 7 times. It was before my parents reunited, I’d just come home after spending July and most of August in Hong Kong with my mother, and I couldn’t wait to see my best friend Natasha, and she was like – oh my God, we have to see Dirty Dancing! And we kept seeing it over and over again. $10 used to last the entire day. We gorged on sugar and giggled all the way home on the subway about the twins we were crushing on. If you know Natasha T from Toronto, please tell her I said hi.

Last night at TIFF it was all about the Irish. Bono and The Edge hooked up with Colin Farrell on a carpet and then the U2 motorcade was followed all around town.

Another busy day scheduled – am blogging between shoots and covering red carpets. The annual In Style party at TIFF is tonight. Always draws a good crowd. Yes ladies…Keanu Reeves is here.

Did you watch Kanye West apologise on Jay Leno last night? More on that later.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Whitney Houston on Oprah yesterday was smut tv gold. Everyone keeps talking about how she clocked him on the head…but you need to YouTube the part when she tries to teach Oprah how lace rock cocaine into a joint. She also says she used to read the Bible after snorting. Please. If you missed it, you should find it.

FASHION Magazine: Shakira Shakira

September 15, 2009 14:07:52 Posted at September 15, 2009 14:07:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An exclusive first look at the October issue of FASHION Magazine featuring the She Wolf herself Shakira. LOVE Shaki. And the body. Is. Sick. If I were Jennifer Lopez I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near Shaki. Wonder if this happened at the VMAs on Sunday. Sure, sure, I’m sure they’re civil. Full Story

The “close family friend”

September 15, 2009 12:30:08 Posted at September 15, 2009 12:30:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brangelunatics have been upset that the Twi-Hards are getting so much of the crazy spotlight. Let’s give them some love. Alejandra sent this email today in response to a People.com article that was posted earlier. Full Story

The Road Less Taken

September 15, 2009 12:07:45 Posted at September 15, 2009 12:07:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Viggo Mortensen is looking dandy as ever in this svelte black suit and pristine white shirt. And his hair looks so healthy and luscious, you know he likes to sit down in front of a mirror at night and brush it exactly 1000 times like Marcia Brady would do. As promised, Viggo is currently making the rounds at TIFF promoting the new film The Road, which also stars Charlize Theron and Guy Pearce. Full Story