Bridesmaid dresses…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 12:23:37 November 17, 2009 12:23:37

Are almost never cute. Why can’t every bridesmaid just wear her favourite little black dress? Makes for great photos. But brides are crazy. I KNOW because I was a bride and I was crazy. And I was a crazy bride with a crazy squawking chicken mother. Imagine. Anyway, Katie Holmes wore a bridesmaid dress today on the set of The Romantics in New York shooting a wedding scene while towering over Elijah Wood. Full Story

Ashley Greene at the Daytime Emmy Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 11:22:23 November 17, 2009 11:22:23

It’s not Susan Lucci. Look closely. See? It’s not Susan Lucci. I’m telling you, it’s not. Stop arguing. I wouldn’t lie to you. It’s also not the Daytime Emmy Awards. This is not the Daytime Emmy Awards and this is not Susan Lucci. But it could totally be Susan Lucci at the Daytime Emmy Awards. Full Story

Kristen at the cotillion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 11:13:21 November 17, 2009 11:13:21

Kristen Stewart has been lighting it up on promotion for New Moon taking her super steeze all across Europe and owning everyone else in the process. It looked to be the same, very promising, when she showed up on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien wearing the sh-t out of a Herve Leger. Crunk ass hair, funky ass attitude, and mocking Twi-Hards with her hand tat, Stewart teased us for the main event. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 10:45:36 November 17, 2009 10:45:36

Wasted on Tom Cruise (The Superficial)

Look closely and you might see Robert Pattinson’s face on this costume (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson’s earrings…WTF? (Hollywood Tuna)

Rihanna’s two hot dresses (Just Jared)

Kiki talks Jakey and vampires (Pop Sugar)

GQ knows about men (Popeater)

A collection of JailBait Miley’s most skanky moves (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Man of the Year is not a Twi-Hard (Cele|bitchy)

A Why Is goes to Mexico to try and steal Jennifer Aniston’s bikini thunder (The Blemish)

The Alba Bitch is very skinny (Popoholic)

Did he collect?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 09:49:31 November 17, 2009 09:49:31

After the New Moon premiere in LA last night, Kellan Lutz hit up the Roosevelt…with Samantha Ronson. Did she pay him back? Or is it an off week? I think it’s an off week. This week she and Lindsay are “off”. So Lindsay will have to settle her tab with Kellan on her own. In case you missed it, a cracked out Lilo was at a bar last week and ordered more champagne than she could afford Full Story

Viggo on the backburner?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 07:06:25 November 17, 2009 07:06:25

Viggo Mortsensen was at the NY premiere of The Road last night. The Road was supposed to be an Oscar contender and still has an outside shot but since it’s been languishing on the shelf for a year, and with muted buzz going into the season, The Road and Viggo’s chances are now considerably more modest. Full Story

Is he good enough for you now?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 06:59:27 November 17, 2009 06:59:27

John Stamos received his star on the Walk of Fame yesterday celebrating with Garry Marshall and co-stars from ER and his family and also that pervy douche Bob Saget. So now is he good enough for Jennifer Aniston? Silly me, I forgot. She keeps mining Hollywood for a new love. For years I’ve been saying he’s perfect. Full Story

November 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 06:53:18 November 17, 2009 06:53:18

To Krista – hope the arm feels better soon. Matt misses you and things will definitely turn around and please tell him that “Gwavin” will never be possible. Gwen and Gavin were at the MOCA event the other day, looked great. There have been a few unpublicised undercover playdates with the Brange lately too. Full Story

Monday, November 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I interviewed Andre Agassi for etalk on Saturday while he was in Toronto promoting his book. As a lifelong tennis fan, particularly during the halcyon days of the Agassi/Sampras rivalry, this was a big deal.  Read Full Intro