Rafa’s happy summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 09:19:30 July 21, 2010 09:19:30

This is for Anieka and so many others who’ve been requesting photos of Rafael Nadal. He is currently on holiday in Ibiza with girlfriend Xisca and some friends, hanging out on the beach the other day, obviously totally relaxed. And SO F-CKING CUTE. It has been a great summer for Rafa so far. He won Wimbledon and then Spain won the World Cup. Full Story

Growing back the hair, re-blending the legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 08:26:00 July 21, 2010 08:26:00

LipGloss is f-cking with his hair again. And those legs, the Blender Legs are back. Zac Efron must think they help with opening a movie. After all, 17 Again opened in 1st place earning over $20 million. And back then, LipGloss was working the pre-Bieber. I’m superstitious like that too. And there are higher expectations now with Charlie St Cloud. Full Story

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Yep, it’s short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 07:52:41 July 21, 2010 07:52:41

And nude. And here’s Jennifer Aniston in London at Harrods (in Valentino I think) for the launch of her fragrance Jennifer Aniston. It’s a classic generic bottle, the perfume bottle equivalent of the little black dress. Jen, as expected, especially in light of the porn show the Pitts put on the other day, looks wonderful. Full Story

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The world’s coolest teenager

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 07:33:27 July 21, 2010 07:33:27

Taylor Momsen, 16, is current performing with her band Pretty Reckless on the Warped Tour, seen here on her way to the stage in Columbia, Maryland yesterday. As you know, Momsen describes herself as no ordinary teen. She’s, like, way more artistically attuned, mature, wise, she feels stronger and harder, she doesn’t need school to learn, she knows about sh-t, more sh-t than anyone else her age, and she’s feeling sh-t at her age, thinking sh-t at her age, that no one her age has ever felt or thought before. Full Story

Please. Just. Shave.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 06:58:16 July 21, 2010 06:58:16

Like, all of it. Bald is SO underrated. And Bald is always, ALWAYS, better than this. Here’s Chicken Fried Britney hitting up a Crate & Barrel yesterday and while you think it’s (relatively) normal from the front, it turns out around and that sh-t gets frightening. I mean truly, truly disturbing. Full Story

July 21, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 06:49:02 July 21, 2010 06:49:02

Happy Belated Birthday Susan with love from Sally. Sally wanted to give you something “smokin’ hot”. As Ryan Gosling would say – it was my pleasure. To Leslie F from your sister Michelle who misses you madly and can’t wait to see you later this summer. She also requested for you some Kevin Federline Jr for sh-ts and giggles. Full Story

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Please. Pitt Porn is back. Like there’s anything else to talk about. It’s been a long time. And Salt opens on Friday. And the Jolie wants Salt to open big. So they brought it last night at the premiere. And when they bring it like this, like you’ll see in the photos below, everyone else can eat sh-t.  Read Full Intro

Kate Winslet in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 15:13:33 July 20, 2010 15:13:33

She’s shooting a watch ad for Longines. I need a new Kate Winslet movie soon. But I’m also happy that I miss Kate Winslet movies. The idea is to be missed. Longines is always a word I’ve had trouble with. How do you pronounce it properly? Because I can only pronounce it the Cantonese way which is how I was introduced to the brand initially. Full Story

Airport Affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 13:56:36 July 20, 2010 13:56:36

In all the Brange excitement today, I forgot to mention there’s new Spanish love photos – here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid yesterday heading for holiday. Don’t give a sh-t where they’re going. I just care that they’re going TOGETHER. And all over each other on the way there. Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 12:13:55 July 20, 2010 12:13:55

It’s time for the Weekly Live Blog with Sarah from Cinesnark and we’re both obsessed this week with the mindf-ck that is Inception. Right now I’m all over the theory that Leo was the Inception target all along, masterminded by Mal. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 11:21:00 July 20, 2010 11:21:00

Wow. A real celebrity with a real body that’s spectacular (The Superficial)

Yeah, seriously, what does this sh-t mean? (Dlisted)

Sarah Palin is the new Candy Spelling (Popeater)

Some trick eating ice cream (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt before the carpet (Pop Sugar)

Oh my God Sienna and Jude are gorgeous in sun love (Just Jared)

A self penis portrait replaces the mole? (Towleroad)

Josh Hartnett’s new model (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

These you have to see: doing this with your bra is like a gel nail French manicure (Popoholic)

Ashlee Simpson is still trying to be Nicole Richie 3 years ago (Go Fug Yourself)