November 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2009 06:53:18 November 17, 2009 06:53:18

To Krista – hope the arm feels better soon. Matt misses you and things will definitely turn around and please tell him that “Gwavin” will never be possible. Gwen and Gavin were at the MOCA event the other day, looked great. There have been a few unpublicised undercover playdates with the Brange lately too. Full Story

Monday, November 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I interviewed Andre Agassi for etalk on Saturday while he was in Toronto promoting his book. As a lifelong tennis fan, particularly during the halcyon days of the Agassi/Sampras rivalry, this was a big deal.  Read Full Intro

Country Bitch is judging you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 15:58:03 November 16, 2009 15:58:03

If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement:"I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. Full Story

Nine girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 15:01:18 November 16, 2009 15:01:18

They’re all in New York. Yes, even Miss Sophia in head to toe red. And Dame Judi Dench looking sharp in stripes. All of them in New York for the Nine junket, all of them gamely doing press in support of the film including one-on-one interviews for a long list of television outlets, print round tables, breakfast events…and more. Full Story

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Philanthropic Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 13:23:31 November 16, 2009 13:23:31

It’s like her boys are the Princes William and Harry and she’s grooming them for a life of public service. Here’s Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new Hello Magazine with son Brooklyn who has now become one of Save the Children’s youngest “celebrity advocates”. Full Story

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Naomi Watts Nuvo Magazine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 11:41:00 November 16, 2009 11:41:00

A beautifully styled Naomi Watts is on the cover of the new issue of Nuvo Magazine. It’s a very flattering article, almost too flattering, like the writer would jump off a building for her, but there are a few insightful anecdotes from Watts, in particular about David Lynch and his casting process: he only looks at photos to narrow down the short list. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 11:13:08 November 16, 2009 11:13:08

Hot Harry on a Horse grants a kissing wish (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried: the body is good. The weave and the gel nails must go (The Superficial)

Hayden Panettiere gets bangs, looks even older (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle in a kilt with his mom (Just Jared)

Little Sci is back in dance heels (Pop Sugar)

Third Lip covers the MiniVan’s magazine (INO)

Is JailBait Miley Cyrus hating on the gays? (Cele|bitchy)

Christina Ricci to go naked in new movie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Craig would give a fan his watch (ASL)

The Kardashians > The GMD…WTF?????? (Popeater)

Young breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 10:12:43 November 16, 2009 10:12:43

It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is not possible. Her body is sick. This is Blake Lively at the Pippa Lee screening last night in an adorable plunging jacket over short shorts and white heels. Full Story

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It’s time for DDL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 09:06:00 November 16, 2009 09:06:00

His hair is short. Sigh. LOVE HIM. And you know I worship his wife. So when they’re together, the fangirl takes over. Rebecca Miller’s The Private Lives of Pippa Lee screened in New York last night and her husband joined her at the event, in town with many of his other Nine co-stars as the Nine junket was this weekend. Full Story

Brange: snakes and rabbits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 08:31:38 November 16, 2009 08:31:38

The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here Full Story

Bad pants and loud screams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 08:21:27 November 16, 2009 08:21:27

Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form of earsplitting screams that reverberated throughout the building. Full Story

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