You did good, New Orleans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 11:11:59 February 9, 2010 11:11:59

The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have been New Orleans. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 10:42:53 February 9, 2010 10:42:53

Here we go. Aniston pulls the nipple out for The Bounty Hunter (The Superficial)

Oh Madonna. They need to work so hard to make you look fake (Dlisted)

The amazing story of an Oscar nominee and her mommy (Popeater)

Hilary Duff gets a Barbie fringe (Hollywood Tuna)

Daniel Craig for Haiti (Just Jared)

Angie goes to Haiti after the Super Bowl (Pop Sugar)

Amanda Seyfried’s legs. OMG. (Popoholic)

From year to year I can’t tell these girls apart (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lady Gaga Cash Money (Towleroad)

On anyone else, I’d agree with the girls. On Emily Blunt, I give it a YES (Go Fug Yourself)

Man vanity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 08:30:00 February 9, 2010 08:30:00

When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. Full Story

Mom Hair ruins the dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 07:49:14 February 9, 2010 07:49:14

This is a Proenza Schouler. It’s exquisite. It looks great on her. And the shoes too. The Alba Bitch was beautifully styled at the Valentine’s Day premiere. But for the hair. Good God, when did she cut this hair? It’s not only that it’s Mom Hair, it’s also weirdly greased, almost like she realised the Mom was frizzing and she tried to tame it with her husband’s Vegas gel. Full Story

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Lovebirds leaving together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 07:15:14 February 9, 2010 07:15:14

The pretend kind. After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spittle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer and her publicist Stephen Huvane. Full Story

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Manslinger’s new producer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 06:54:28 February 9, 2010 06:54:28

They keep writing about Kate Hudson like she was ditched and sad post-split with ARod, heartbroken because she was hanging on to him too hard and subsequently rejected for wanting more than he was capable of giving. Please. They don’t know Kate Hudson. A Manslinger doesn’t cling. And it never takes long. Full Story

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Woah. Down girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 06:35:48 February 9, 2010 06:35:48

Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story

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February 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 06:26:20 February 9, 2010 06:26:20

Happy Belated 40th Birthday Lianne G! Yes to hating on Gerard Butler, yes to not getting the Twilight, yes to Meryl, always Meryl, and yes to the old Iceman and memories of your Air Force beau. Gimme Shelter on February 17th! To benefit The Redwood. In support of women and children rebuilding their lives free from domestic violence. Full Story

Monday, February 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Thank you for all your messages of support and encouragement, for sharing your own family stories, for relating to the Canadian experience from wherever you are around the world, for your tweets, and for your heart-warming words in response to my post on Friday about carrying the Olympic Torch.  Read Full Intro

Much better Amanda and Temple Grandin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 14:27:00 February 8, 2010 14:27:00

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore were in Paris today promoting Chloe with Atom Egoyan. Now this is great styling. It’s contemporary, it’s flattering, it’s appropriate... maybe it’s Tom Ford through Julianne finally channelling some Seyfried style. Or maybe it’s the effect of a winning box office. Full Story

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Bad cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 13:54:12 February 8, 2010 13:54:12

There’s good cheese (Mimi & Celine) and bad cheese. Bad cheese seems to be taking over Twilight. With the exception of Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone, many members of the young cast are more “Hills” than Cool, more Audrina Patridge styles than KStew steeze. Taylor Lautner is getting cheesier and cheesier, same goes for Ashley Greene, and Kellan Lutz is the worst. Full Story