Leo covers his mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 08:32:00 April 28, 2010 08:32:00

He does this a lot at the Laker games. So people can’t lipread what he’s saying. Sure. I guess. I mean... he could just watch it on tv, right? Leo’s getting some eyerolls. Because I don’t think Sandra Bullock would sit courtside at the Laker game and cover her mouth. Of course most of it has to do with the fact that his girlfriend is at the game with him. Full Story

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The Alba Bitch > Kate Hudson...?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 08:05:00 April 28, 2010 08:05:00

What? I know. I hated writing that too. But after combing through the photo agencies looking at pictures from last night’s NY premiere of The Killer Inside Me, the thought that kept coming to mind was: Goddamn Kate Hudson is annoying me. It’s the lipstick, it’s the hair, it’s that loud ass f-cking coat, it’s the posing, and the too extra camera flirting – ordinarily she can do it with little effort, very naturally, beguilingly, but for some reason, last night Kate Hudson showed up with so much Try. Full Story

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Long lens, no flash, smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 07:16:21 April 28, 2010 07:16:21

Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner arrived together in Vancouver yesterday to begin a few days of Eclipse reshoots. Lautner, looking lean in a leather jacket, was accompanied by his dad. What a difference a year makes. Just over a year ago, he was a boy trying to convince the world he could be a bigger boy, and Stewart and Nikki Reed were holding hands with him on the street, their new baby brother/pet, working together to try and secure his position pro bono promotion styles. Full Story

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April 28, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 07:10:31 April 28, 2010 07:10:31

Happy Birthday Amy P in Chicago with love from Susan! Don’t hear requests for Adam Brody too often. Here he is a couple months ago at a film premiere. Very, very cute. Congratulations Sofia on your new job! Jennifer asked me to attach some especially offensive photos of Spittle to celebrate your achievement. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I have so much tv stress. Mostly it’s about Lost. Last night I caught up on last week’s episode, then freaked out. Because Lost is almost over and there are a few scheduling conflicts that could prevent me from watching the very end in real time.  Read Full Intro

Baby’s not a “guest”!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 16:24:00 April 27, 2010 16:24:00

Wait. Don’t skim. Just... who do you think this is with Clark Gregg at the Iron Man 2 premiere last night? No cheating. One photo agency called her a “guest”. They labelled the photo “guest”. This is what happens when the photographer can’t identify the subject... Full Story

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Playoffs + Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 15:41:00 April 27, 2010 15:41:00

Mayhem. Vancouver will play Chicago. They go on Friday or Saturday. And this week, some Twilight people will be back in town to tweak Eclipse. Fever city. This is Kristen Stewart at LAX this afternoon departing with Taylor Lautner (not pictured). Both of them are travelling with personal security. Because them fans, they be crazy. Full Story

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The Original Situation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 13:25:36 April 27, 2010 13:25:36

Am proud to say I’ve not watched a minute of Jersey Shore. But it’s hard to escape the cast of characters. That sh-t is everywhere...because why? No clue. But when they say The Situation, to me they can only be referring to the Original Situation, T.I.’s Situation, which of course is Tiny. Full Story

My obsession crosses the Atlantic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 12:15:11 April 27, 2010 12:15:11

If you’ve been following my blog, for weeks and weeks now I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. Obsessed. She’s 43 and he’s 19. And they’re engaged. And she’s pregnant with his baby. Please. It’s delicious. And their relationship has now already been featured twice in People Magazine this week, first focusing on Aaron’s point of view (he says he’s an old soul and Sam’s a young soul and as such they’re perfect together), and now from Sam’s vantage on the heels of her feature story in Harper’s Bazaar. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 11:20:59 April 27, 2010 11:20:59

Lohan crack tweeting runs in the family. And all of them cry wolf. (The Superficial)

Titty Trauma is my new favourite emergency (Dlisted)

Shaki sings for the world (Popeater)

Twitter is for boob shots (Hollywood Tuna)

Xtina gets dirrrrty with God (Just Jared)

How come the Depp kids and the Brange kids aren’t playing? (Pop Sugar)

Full body spanx camel toe (The Blemish)

Dolly Parton’s > Heidi Montag’s (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Beckinsale doing nothing, getting ready for Cannes (Popoholic)

I love what Kiki’s wearing (Go Fug Yourself)

Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 10:30:07 April 27, 2010 10:30:07

Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting The Back-up Plan in Europe. After getting destroyed by critics, the film opened in 2nd place last weekend with just over $12 million. Not a total bust, no, but not exactly a huge win either. Which is why JLo has to keep hustling, extra hard overseas. At least her extensions are helping. Full Story

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