Enjoying his Cup(s)

June 26, 2009 14:43:13 Posted at June 26, 2009 14:43:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heh. I’ve been saving this one since Wednesday. Friday afternoon is the perfect time. My favourite photos of the week. It’s Evgeni Malkin and his girlfriend Oksana in Miami. My husband, as I’ve told you he’s a guy’s guy. Ball scratching, sports watching, boob loving, guy’s guy. Full Story

Everybody loves Sandra

June 26, 2009 14:22:52 Posted at June 26, 2009 14:22:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sandra Bullock fought back on behalf of the Movie Star last week as The Proposal surprisingly earned over $30 million, way exceeding industry projections. Formulaic chick flick but whatever. In the war against reality losers and the democratisation of celebrity, a real star like Sandra driving a romcom all the way to the top is definitely something I can live with. Full Story

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Porny just in time

June 26, 2009 12:09:42 Posted at June 26, 2009 12:09:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Porny! We need you! Especially since Mimi is hiding her cheese. It’s Jessica Simpson in New York last night looking surprisingly very well put together with Ken Paves and some other friends heading out for a boat cruise. We saw Ken Paves last week at the MMVAs to style Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 26, 2009 11:34:29 Posted at June 26, 2009 11:34:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You may not like it but Hello Kitties eat this sh-t up. LV sells in ASIA (Dlisted)

Only Blake could make this dress boring (Hollywood Tuna)

Lisa Marie’s VERY candid post (Just Jared)

Can hermy nipples distract you from the bad news? (The Superficial)

JT in London without Shelfy, and Chace Crawford with Elton fits right in (Pop Sugar)

Feel better. Because there’s no way you look worse than this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Check out Fergie’s shoes! (INO)

I really, really, REALLY want one of these for my birthday (Cele|bitchy)

I’m telling you. Gisele’s stomach will remain flat the WHOLE TIME (ASL)

Ellen Pompeo looks super cute with a bump (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Olsen rescue

June 26, 2009 10:06:08 Posted at June 26, 2009 10:06:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received a lot of email about my dress at S.M.U.T. Was originally intending to wear another one but there was, um, a wardrobe malfunction and, at 5pm, with only an hour before I had to be at the venue… PANIC. Thank you Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. It’s Elizabeth & James. A dress called Ninette. Full Story

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Anne is Viola

June 26, 2009 08:50:00 Posted at June 26, 2009 08:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Opening performance of Twelfth Night to kick off Shakespeare in the Park, this is Anne Hathaway at the curtain call and then in gold at the afterparty. The gold isn’t so flattering, agree? Anne has received mostly solid reviews for her enthusiasm – am told she’s present, generous, and always prepared. Full Story

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Is that a new shirt?

June 26, 2009 08:39:51 Posted at June 26, 2009 08:39:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-hards will know. It’s not like Robert Pattinson dresses with a lot of variety but they do have a very intimate knowledge of his wardrobe. They’ve memorised every thread. They’ve catalogued each and every day he’s worn a certain shirt. So it’s certain they will answer my question about this one – not the plaid but the bright blue, red stripe, and black with the grey sleeves. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles – Skins DVD Giveaway!

June 26, 2009 08:27:00 Posted at June 26, 2009 08:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the show that launched the career of Slumdog’s Dev Patel but it also features young Marcus from About A Boy – Nicholas Hoult who plays Tony, a boy so manipulative, so devious, so amoral, and therefore so irresistibly attractive, he makes Chuck Bass look like Kevin Arnold. This is Skins, a show brave enough to make sure their lead character does NOT enjoy a fairy tale ending. Full Story

What will Bruno do?

June 26, 2009 07:50:29 Posted at June 26, 2009 07:50:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The LA premiere of Bruno went ahead as planned yesterday and Sacha Baron Cohen, in character of course, also stopped by The Tonight Show for a visit with Conan O’Brien during which Conan could not stop looking at his kugelsack. Bruno hits theatres July 10th but last night on Larry King, Morley said there’s some speculation that the film may need to be recut because there’s apparently a moment when Bruno punks LaToya Jackson into calling Michael Jackson, or something. Full Story

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3 segment Johnny

June 26, 2009 07:35:09 Posted at June 26, 2009 07:35:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love the 3 segment guest on David Letterman. My friend Gab and I talk about this all the time. Not everyone gets 3 segments. Only the very, very special ones get 3 segments. Like Julia Roberts. And Will Smith. And George Clooney. And Tom Hanks. And yes, Johnny Depp. He was uncomfortable, but he did it. Full Story

June 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 26, 2009 07:06:19 Posted at June 26, 2009 07:06:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 35th Birthday Jillian E in Bermuda! Has it really been 2 summers?!!?? Hoping you have the day off. And if not, hoping you can keep the bitchface to a minimum for the kids. I couldn’t! Say hi to Matt for Jacek! To Jasmine – Happy 31st Birthday! Sorry we didn’t get a chance to meet on Tuesday. Full Story