Her obviousness never ceases to amaze me. The Brange has been front and centre all week giving their millions away. Angelina Jolie was in DC yesterday hugging refugees and crying about their suffering. She was also on Anderson Cooper and The Today Show with her Earth Mother face saving the world. But yesterday was also the day Jennifer Aniston’s Love (but really Sh-t) Happens trailer arrived online. Full Story
Of course he did. He’s Johnny Depp. And he’s wonderful. He was wonderful last night in Chicago at the premiere of Public Enemies with co-stars Christian Bale and a rather subdued Marion Cotillard. Christian, per usual, was with his beautiful wife Sibi. She’s even more so in person. Full Story
Ready? Ready? Brand new photos of Robert Pattinson kissing on the beach on the set of Remember Me! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will the Twi-hards break the internet with their screaming? Did the fangirls attack the actress? Can Twi-hards differentiate between truth and fiction? Hardly. Full Story
And can you blame him? He already sounds a little neurotic as it is. At this point, with fans stalking and trying to strangle him at every turn, chasing him into the streets and narrowly avoiding becoming roadkill, it’s hard to believe he’s anything but terrified. And a little pouty too. This is Robert Pattinson on set yesterday. Full Story
To Phil and Dawn leaving on a cross country road tour this weekend back to Ontario – love the travel beard though hilariously enough, the way Angie wrote it, I thought Dawn was your Travel Beard. Heh. Happy Birthday to Kelly in Edmonton this Sunday! It's a glorious summer, are you planning to spend part of it house-sitting in Kits? If you do, come to the pool, our poolboys will be waiting. Full Story
Sorry about the late start today. The worst start to the day ever.
If it’s one thing I hate it’s touching garbage. Garbage is Jacek’s job. I can’t do it. If I throw out a q-tip and it misses the bin, I can’t even pick it up and put it away properly. I can’t. It disgusts me. And then the f-cking toilet had to overflow. Also, my clothes don’t fit. Like my jeans are so tight I have a cramp from my ass to my foot on the right side. Have a bad feeling something terrible will happen. Some Twi-hard will key my car or something. I know it. They are a violent lot.
Having said that, good gossip requires a raging bitch. I am a raging bitch today.
It’s Thursday. Word is Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, and Marion Cotillard will all be in Chicago tonight for a Public Enemies screening. All three of them. Together. Don’t you wish you were in Chicago?
My mother is coming to bring me lunch at noon. Every day she has come to bring me lunch and papayas. Guess who’ll notice my jeans are tight? Balls.
Am online all day.
PS. Bro Massage is not Pete Wentz and Joel Madden. Also not Tobey and Leo.
Look closely. His costume comes with, um, bull balls. LOVE HIM SO MUCH. This is Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno of course, in Spain today promoting the film. Instead of giving us some ass shots, he chose to channel the Bull. And strut around like the place was his personal runway. I’ve been looking for his shade of lipgloss forever. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston's upcoming movie with Aaron Eckhart is called Love Happens. Terrible title. At one point it was Travelling. Much better. Not sure why the change. Because the MiniVan Majority responds to this sh-t? Lame. And, judging from the trailer, the film pretty much reflects the title. Once again, she plays the same character. Full Story