Don’t put Ewan in a corner!

September 9, 2009 07:27:36 Posted at September 9, 2009 07:27:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were 500 million photos taken of George Clooney and his new piece yesterday. And like maybe 10 of Ewan McGregor. Please. I get it that who George is nailing is a matter of great international gossip importance. But Ewan deserves more than 10 frames. Then again, Ewan doesn’t exactly ask for it either. Full Story

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September 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 9, 2009 07:11:42 Posted at September 9, 2009 07:11:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 16 Birthday Cassandra L! As for your request, unfortunately, there are no new photos of James McAvoy. Hoping these old ones will do? And for Lianne G – wishing you a quick recovery, sorry I have no recipe for egg drop soup, and Taylor Kitsch hasn’t been papped in a while either. Will these shots from Cannes be ok? Sorry about your missing basket. Full Story

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back from the long weekend.

I posted yesterday – Monday – including photos of Ryan Gosling, Gwyneth’s mom bra, and an exclusive on Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard. SCROLL DOWN to get caught up. It’s a new school year. And the gossip always kicks into a smuttier gear in September.

Leading the way – none other than George Clooney. His summer piece is extending her stay into autumn and since he has two films to promote, he certainly doesn’t mind.

Also, Granny Freeze’s Third Lip in New York, enjoying US Open Tennis with her husband, freshly injected, plumped and ready to pimp Nine.

It’s the return of the A List. “Thanks God”.

Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thanks to P&G Beauty for sponsoring our search for a TIFF BFF. The winner will be announced today.

George Clooney and the Queen of Italy

September 8, 2009 16:58:00 Posted at September 8, 2009 16:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If she was from Canada, we’d probably declare her the Queen of Canada too. Any woman who can lock down George Clooney? Because you know this is how they’ll sell it. And indeed, he is working it hard like he is smitten. Which is why he’s earned his 3rd post of the day. As predicted, George Clooney did walk the carpet with Elisabetta Canalis who, so far, has much better style than her predecessor Sarah Larson. Full Story

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One Man

September 8, 2009 14:10:28 Posted at September 8, 2009 14:10:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida Pinto wearing slightly too much dress and Lily Allen in a cougar negligee and a f-cked up weave. Full Story

She hasn’t met Michael Buble

September 8, 2009 13:31:27 Posted at September 8, 2009 13:31:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another Jennifer Aniston interview, another article full of clichés and self help mantras. This time it’s Australian Harper’s Bazaar and she tells the magazine that “I still believe in love”. Jesus. What next? “What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles: GET UP CLOSE with Alan W!

September 8, 2009 13:17:16 Posted at September 8, 2009 13:17:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you so much to all of you for your submissions to the TIFF BFF contest sponsored by P&G BEAUTY. Loved reading them all! We were very very appreciative of your enthusiasm for this idea. As such, there will be more opportunities for more events and, of course, prizes. Honourable mentions go to Bella from KStew411 Full Story

Oprah & Anna

September 8, 2009 12:12:27 Posted at September 8, 2009 12:12:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The theme of the Costume Institute Gala this past year was Model as Muse. Last year in 2008 it was the Superhero. The theme for 2010? The Church of Oprah. Indeed, the Mighty Opes has been named co-chair next year to celebrate “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity” alongside, as always, Anna Wintour. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 8, 2009 11:15:00 Posted at September 8, 2009 11:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This > Heidi Hills Twat. Any. Time. (Dlisted)

Aphrodite is still mighty (Hollywood Tuna)

When Charlize Theron has a sense of humour (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab in yellow (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried actually sang? (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart disappoints Twi-Hards by not grinding on Robert Pattinson in public last night (ASL)

They’re friends again when they film (INO)

Beat your girlfriend, honour the king (Popeater)

Fresh Twi-Hard f-ckery (E! Online)

Milla’s body… damn (The Superficial)

Staring at The Men Who Stare

September 8, 2009 09:41:00 Posted at September 8, 2009 09:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it for the press. Full Story

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Spons’d Tingles: W Experts on W Network Reminder

September 8, 2009 09:29:08 Posted at September 8, 2009 09:29:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week I posted about W Network’s line up of shows featuring their Experts. Each focuses on improvement of different skills: home, food, bank account, self. Shows including Divine Design, Style by Jury, Eat Yourself Sexy, and Anna & Kristina’s Grocery Bag air every Monday to Thursday starting at 8:30pm E/P on W Network. Full Story