Dear John everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 09:33:14 February 2, 2010 09:33:14

I haven’t watched much tv lately. But whenever I do turn on the tv I am bombarded with Dear John ads. They are trying to sell Channing Tatum as a heartthrob. Fine. We’ll judge him on the merits of a heartthrob. He is not my heartthrob. How does Channing Tatum compare to Ryan Gosling? Please. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Lilo, Joaquin & Phillippe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 08:34:23 February 2, 2010 08:34:23

Let’s express our collective relief, again, that Joaquin Phoenix has emerged from his vain ass art project last year clean shaven and (sort of) hot again. He’s also reengaging with the Hollywood party circuit. Oh, how f-cking celebrity of you. Joaquin was spotted leaving Voyeur the other night after the Grammys. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Sweetheart and the Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 08:01:44 February 2, 2010 08:01:44

This week’s Star Magazine takes fantasy to a new level. The cover, of course, is an Angelina Jolie exclusive. This time she’s supposedly working on Johnny Depp, driving a wedge between him and V Paradis, and openly pursuing him because she is your husband’s hot ass bad ass vixen of a secretary. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Spns’d Tingles: How to Look Good Naked tonight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 07:54:09 February 2, 2010 07:54:09

How to Look Good Naked Canada is hitting close to home. The show airs every Tuesday at 10PM E/P on W. Zain Meghji helps a different woman each week embrace who she is and what she looks like, and build the confidence to meet the ultimate challenge: a runway walk in nothing but lingerie with hundreds watching. Full Story

A Single Man’s single hope

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 07:21:07 February 2, 2010 07:21:07

Is Colin Firth. And it’s a longshot. But it means he’ll be at the Kodak of March 7th. And this is not something to complain about. ‘Specially not when he looks like this. Colin and Livia attended the UK premiere of A Single Man last night in London and he also appeared on GMTV this morning to promote the film. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Mimi at the Oscars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 07:00:28 February 2, 2010 07:00:28

I missed her at the Grammys, didn’t you? There was altogether too much accomplished walking. Just didn’t feel right. But Mimi had no “official” business at the Grammys. Mimi DOES however have official business at the Oscars. Precious has 5 nominations in the major categories including Lead and Supporting acting nods for Gabby Sidibe and Mo’Nique, Lee Daniels for Best Picture, and of course Best Picture. Full Story

Monday, February 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

We will get to the Brange. The Brange killed the split rumours this weekend with a public appearance which, naturally, will spin off dozens of new conspiracy theories from those who will not rest until they make more babies. Or break up permanently. On this day however it’s not happening. More on that later.

The Grammys take precedence. If you missed it, our live blog can be reviewed here. I am still looking for my 3D glasses. Because don’t we all have them lying around? WTF? Who thought that would be a good idea? Only one good thing came of it. You will see her later.

It’s Monday, am online all day with Grammy posts and then regular gossip posts and there will be some Gosling this afternoon and it’ll make you tingly all over which is why I’m saving it for when we can afford a little distraction from work.

Refresh often and scroll down to get caught up on all posts.

Yours in gossip,


Look at me like you look at her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 14:19:00 February 1, 2010 14:19:00

I cursed Shannon for sending me this video of Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams at Sundance being interviewed for Blue Valentine. You’ll know why as soon as you hit play, the way he focuses on what she says, the way he can’t take his eyes off her, how he follows her eyes with his eyes from the side, and then he touches her. Full Story

The girls and their boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 13:58:00 February 1, 2010 13:58:00

I’m kicking this off with some gloat. You can skip ahead if you can’t handle it. Back in December I was the first to report exclusively that several of my girls, Carey Mulligan, Kristen Stewart, Emma Stone and more were shot for the prestigious Hollywood Issue Full Story

Brange: pocket 5s are weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 11:47:00 February 1, 2010 11:47:00

What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement would be imminent. For those of you who don’t know poker, pocket 5s is a sh-tty hand, but everyone was willing to go all in based on a report from a rather nefarious source. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 11:08:23 February 1, 2010 11:08:23

Is there an apple box device for sex? Lolita P needs one (Dlisted)

Sigh. Why a flat chest would be nice (The Superficial)

Michael Jackson’s legacies on the record (Popeater)

Christina Aguilera raggy hair corset fit (Hollywood Tuna)

A TV show can really feed you for life (Just Jared)

Johnny, Vanessa, and the kids! (Pop Sugar)

Kiki D is living the vida Lohan (ASL)

What? Posh doesn’t wear heels on the beach??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gisele Bundchen delivers a giant eyeroll (INO)

JailBait v 2.0 wants to sell your kid a teddy. No, a different kind of teddy. (Cele|bitchy)