June 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 18, 2009 07:02:17 Posted at June 18, 2009 07:02:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Cheryl K – Congratulations on graduating from the Biotechnology Degree Program! The risk was worth it, right? Your friends and so proud of you! Happy Birthday Joelle! Have you heard you need a little pick me up? Me too! Am sending you a birthday hug and some good smutty vibes to last through the weekend and more. Full Story

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Did you know that by gossiping you just might live longer? There’s apparently scientific research to support this claim. Click here to read. So next time someone decides to get all sanctimonious on your ass about vapid pursuits, tell them a smut session is like going for a run.

Are you coming to the MMVAs this Sunday? PLEASE NOTE, especially for teens and parents:

Safety is the #1 priority. MMVA wristband holders are encouraged to line up no earlier than 6am on Sunday, June 21st. MuchMusic fans are so loyal and in years past have arrived several days early. But if the kids get there before Sunday morning, the police will ask them to leave and come back on Sunday at 6am. Please be safe!

It’s Wednesday. Posh took the air out of her tits? And I love Taylor Swift.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Bro Massage is not the GMD and John Travolta. Or the GMD and Will Smith.

New York but Paris first

June 17, 2009 16:15:58 Posted at June 17, 2009 16:15:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Paris Je t’aime is a gorgeous, gorgeous movie. Have you seen it? If not, please see it first. Please see it BEFORE you see New York, I Love You. Because you will want to see New York, I Love You – it comes out in October – but it’s better to have the context from Paris. And it’d be hard to believe that New York is better than Paris (the film) anyway… Thanks to Chermaine who just send me the trailer. Full Story

GOOPy gets smacked!

June 17, 2009 14:24:28 Posted at June 17, 2009 14:24:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week’s GOOP featured cookie recipes, one of them courtesy of Katie Lee Joel. You’ll recall my Gwyneth referred to him as “William”. Now his rep is telling Us Magazine Full Story

So what if he’s dumb?

June 17, 2009 13:25:00 Posted at June 17, 2009 13:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura wants me removed from the building. Because for the last several minutes I have been panting and moaning about holy f-cking hot man sh-t Jamie Dornan’s new CK ads with Eva Mendes. In her words: You need a towel and some time to yourself. Please. Do you know how many hours I have spent enduring her Robert Pattinson groans? Friendship is about fairness. Full Story

Sacha’s hardcore method

June 17, 2009 12:05:29 Posted at June 17, 2009 12:05:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bruno premiered in London tonight. As you can see, Sacha Baron Cohen is once again showing off his ass. Lorella emailed me about this the other day: you know he’s a hairy dude. And somehow he has no black hair pores. How??? Wonder if he had laser. But if he had laser it would be impossible for him to get back into character if he needs to pull a Borat. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 17, 2009 11:37:27 Posted at June 17, 2009 11:37:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what Twi-hards are upset about today (Dlisted)

Must have Anna Paquin’s little outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Cristiano Ronaldo oozes grease, cheese, and foundation (Just Jared)

Would you take this body if you had to take the face? (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart starts using the paps (Pop Sugar)

Yeah but what happens when SJP sells her baby photos? (INO)

My husband’s happy moment of the day: supermodels on the beach Vanity Fair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More T-Swift amazingness (ONTD)

Chicken Fried hard nips and short shorts (ASL)

JLo’s little guy is SO cute! (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

America’s Sweetest Bitchface

June 17, 2009 09:59:00 Posted at June 17, 2009 09:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon is in Washington shooting How Do You Know showing off a wicked bitchface. Not sure if the cameras were rolling when these were taken but a reader called Catherine (thanks Catherine!) was there this morning and observed that America’s Sweetheart isn’t exactly the sweetest on set. Full Story

Away We Go to Edinburgh

June 17, 2009 08:16:00 Posted at June 17, 2009 08:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Krasinski was spotted heading to a presser there in advance of his Away We Go opening the Edinburgh Film Festival tonight. Sorry I’ve been late with my thoughts. We saw it a couple of weeks ago and then travel and the Wine Flu got in the way. So as you know I’d been dying to see it. Full Story

T-Swift had a dream last night

June 17, 2009 07:17:44 Posted at June 17, 2009 07:17:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is so f-cking cute. Taylor Swift at the CMT Awards last night – she was the big winner: Best Video and Best Female Video for Love Story. Love that MySpace and Facebook are such a big part of acceptance speeches from this generation: "Thank you to the fans that come out to my shows and spend such hard work making these amazing scrapbooks and writing me letters. Full Story

What’s the difference?

June 17, 2009 07:03:22 Posted at June 17, 2009 07:03:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when the Cyrus family accused Annie Leibovitz of duping a young, impressionable girl when she posed for Vanity Fair last year? Remember they were all like “we feel exploited” and this wasn’t our fault? Yeah well… At the very least, given that it was the famed Annie Leibovitz, you could call it art. Full Story