Biiiiiiiiiiitch!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 08:01:18 November 9, 2009 08:01:18

Get you’re dirty ass of that balcunny in Paris with Robert Pattinson, HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!!!! What’s funny? What’s FUNNY??? Do you think it’s funny to lie and make bad shinaniguns? Because Rob loves her and not you. Just like Bella loves Edward and NOT Jacob. Your not even 2nd best, you are in the dirt and I will kick it in your face. Full Story

Thank you for shaving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 07:25:46 November 9, 2009 07:25:46

And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do reflects his personality. Full Story

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GOOPy & the Freeze!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 07:03:07 November 9, 2009 07:03:07

Two ice queens share the screen, and one of them plays a woman turned man. Will anyone care? Will anyone see? You know I love my Gwyneth but she can’t sell a movie unless RDJ is in it. Nicole Kidman’s box office poison is equally lethal. Now the two of them are starring in an independent film called The Danish Girl. Full Story

Katie dresses up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 06:48:01 November 9, 2009 06:48:01

For dinner in New York last night. Without the GMD. Seems like she’s enjoying her freedom. Jacek and I just booked a 5 day trip to NYC for mid December. He’s never been. Can’t wait. Sorry, I digress… So Katie Holmes went out in a strapless dark blue cocktail, love it, without a coat. Full Story

November 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 06:39:32 November 9, 2009 06:39:32

Kathleen – I am so sorry, can’t imagine. Marcus is sad for you and for her. It is rare that he feels anything for anyone but himself. Sending a hug. And I love the way her leg is dangling. We call that a chicken thigh. Delicious. To Jen on your 35th birthday. Wishing you the Happiest of Birthdays! Here's a little Euro cheese to make it even sweeter. Full Story

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Friday, November 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s fun, non? Predicting the Sexiest Man Alive? Click here if you missed the list yesterday and thank you for your nominations for overlooked candidates. They’ll be addressed today, including Colin Firth, RDJ, and Skarsgard. As for those of you – and there are many – who believe it will be President Obama. I agree… he is certainly popular, People Magazine would no doubt offer it to him, and it’s a strong, strong probability. But this is a rather frivolous honour for frivolous people. Is it the best time for the President to be engaging in frivolity? It’s definitely not my expertise but if I were handling his PR right now, I’d think seriously before agreeing to allow the President to be portrayed as a sex symbol rather than a serious head of state. Then again, I just gossip. I am not qualified for much else.

It’s Friday. Am online all day. Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. On November 26th I will host the 5th Annual Covenant House Night of New Beginnings Gala at Birks Vancouver to benefit our “30 days for 30 nights” campaign, raising funds to support a full month of service in December, our busiest month of the year. Come for cocktails and hors d’oeuvres, amazing silent and live auction items, great raffle prizes, a fashion show, and gossip with me on the side. For the kids. You can help make a difference in the lives of homeless youth during the holiday season. Look forward to seeing you there. Click here for more information.

Hamm in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 15:54:45 November 6, 2009 15:54:45

He arrived today, Don Draper aka Jon Hamm did. Very handsome. Picked up some Tim Hortons before hopping in the car, off to work here in Vancouver on Sucker Punch. It’s a small role. He’s called High Roller. Sounds perfect. A man among the girls – Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Carlo Gugino, Jenna Malone, in tandem with Sucker Punch, Jon has been working for several weeks on Ben Affleck’s The Town, and has a role in James Franco’s upcoming Howl as Jake Erlich the famed attorney. Full Story

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One more argument for…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 14:13:31 November 6, 2009 14:13:31

Have to give Lorella credit for this. She reminded me: One more argument in favour of Colin Firth as Sexiest Man Alive. I forgot about this video. And if you haven’t seen it, well, it’s the only way you should start your weekend. Bridget Jones, esteemed journalist, interviews Colin Firth. Full Story

Manslinger fan recognition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 13:31:49 November 6, 2009 13:31:49

Thanks to Nancy for sending this along… The photo came with this caption: Baseball fan Chris Sessa holds a sign with a picture New York Yankees' Alex Rodriquez and Kate Hudson during a ticker-tape parade along Broadway celebrating their 27th World Series championship on Friday, Nov. Full Story

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RDJ SMA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 12:56:09 November 6, 2009 12:56:09

I’m sorry. How could I have forgotten my RDJ? Your RDJ. Our RDJ. He’s been very, very quiet lately. Arguments for: He’s the coolest cat ever He is FUNNY. He is style. He is charm. He is the best. A sexy motherf-cker if there ever was one Everyone loves a comeback. His has been a spectacular comeback. Full Story

GG politics and a Ryan Gosling story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 12:51:36 November 6, 2009 12:51:36

The episodes keep getting more pointless and ridiculous and this time there was no dress porn. No joy at all. Also Vanessa’s moral spray came back and sucked the happiness out of everyone. We were forced to care about Tripp, we continued to marvel at how Jenny doesn’t matter, we wondered why an 18 year is all of a sudden David Plouffe, and Robert Pattinson should sue Patrick Roberts for being too short and gross. Full Story