Staring at The Men Who Stare

September 8, 2009 09:41:00 Posted at September 8, 2009 09:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it for the press. Full Story

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Spons’d Tingles: W Experts on W Network Reminder

September 8, 2009 09:29:08 Posted at September 8, 2009 09:29:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week I posted about W Network’s line up of shows featuring their Experts. Each focuses on improvement of different skills: home, food, bank account, self. Shows including Divine Design, Style by Jury, Eat Yourself Sexy, and Anna & Kristina’s Grocery Bag air every Monday to Thursday starting at 8:30pm E/P on W Network. Full Story

Heeled feet

September 8, 2009 08:25:00 Posted at September 8, 2009 08:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck. It’s getting more and more unbearable. 4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag. How do these bitches do it all the time? Like Victoria Beckham? Well for starters, they don’t have to walk. Full Story

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Crackhead wish list

September 8, 2009 07:48:14 Posted at September 8, 2009 07:48:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It keeps getting longer – Lindsay Lohan’s list of lofty ambitions, reasonable 3 years ago, and now completely out of the realm of possibility. Especially the part about her winning an Oscar before 30. Remembering she actually said this is like a happy place for me. That and the vision of John Mayer peeing on Jennifer Aniston and also Brad and Angelina’s African Jungle Sex. Full Story

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Granny’s Third Lip loves tennis

September 8, 2009 07:10:04 Posted at September 8, 2009 07:10:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Watching the US Open? I’ll say it off the top, we can argue about it later: I am on Team Rafa. Federer is amazing, obviously, but we like who we like. And I like Nadal much more. Also, the monogrammed everything is so lame. Second to Rafa, definitely Djokovic, and after that anyone but Andy Roddick. Full Story

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George on the campaign trail

September 8, 2009 06:55:00 Posted at September 8, 2009 06:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He spent the summer at Como, hooked up with a saucy Italian brunette, and it’s now time to work – with 2 films scheduled for release this fall, both of them award potentials, especially Up In The Air which was secretly screened in Telluride a few days ago and the response was overwhelmingly positive. Full Story

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Monday, September 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s a holiday in North America – Labour Day – so posting will be light. Last chance to take it easy for TIFF and the arrival of Autumn Smut. From now until the end of awards season it’s balls to the wall gossip. Between simultaneous film festivals in Venice, Deauville, and Toronto, the MTV VMAs next Sunday, then the Emmy Awards the following weekend, a new television season beginning, and the release of in contention films between October and Christmas signaling the kick off of the campaign circuit, it’s time for the true star to reassert herself.

Enough with these f-cking reality show twats.

Monday – catching up on weekend photos including new exclusive Twilight images for you Twi-Hards (Jackson Rathbone, oh la), posting til early afternoon, and then it’s time to scratch my casino itch. Work up today with a blackjack fever.

Yours in gossip,


The Viking and The Queen

September 7, 2009 10:28:00 Posted at September 7, 2009 10:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive. Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard are dating. Am told exclusively by an infallible source that it’s been several weeks now. And that she flew to Shreveport, Louisiana on Friday to visit him. Skarsgard is there working on Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth. Smart Evan. Kate has a way of throwing herself inappropriately at other people’s boyfriends. Full Story

Martin Family Tour

September 7, 2009 10:07:00 Posted at September 7, 2009 10:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coldplay played Barcelona a few days ago. Gwyneth and the kids were there too. Because, as she loves to say, GOOPy is part Spanish. Did you just hate scream? I think I heard you. Here’s Chris Martin out and about on Sunday with Apple and the bodyguard. And then Gwyneth at the airport heading out with Moses. Full Story

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Love for Rebecca Hall

September 7, 2009 09:27:00 Posted at September 7, 2009 09:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First met her in Starter for 10. Have you seen it? If you love James McAvoy you’ve probably seen it. James, as always, is adorable. But Rebecca Hall…Sigh. I fell in love. Every time I see her in a movie I fall in love. Wonderful in Frost/Nixon, so f-cking amazing in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and always underrated and overlooked. Full Story

SO much better than that busted wig

September 7, 2009 09:13:00 Posted at September 7, 2009 09:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

***See note at base of article re: photo use*** Kristen Stewart’s hair. Her real hair. Still wearing the Joan Jett mullet. Love. It is a wig, see? It’s a wig with a dumbass hairline they put on every day for “Bella” instead of extensions. Given Stewart’s reputation for no frills, she would probably hate extensions. Full Story

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