Bruno’s bull parts

June 18, 2009 14:37:56 Posted at June 18, 2009 14:37:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look closely. His costume comes with, um, bull balls. LOVE HIM SO MUCH. This is Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno of course, in Spain today promoting the film. Instead of giving us some ass shots, he chose to channel the Bull. And strut around like the place was his personal runway. I’ve been looking for his shade of lipgloss forever. Full Story

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Running for his life

June 18, 2009 12:39:36 Posted at June 18, 2009 12:39:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This proves it. Twi-hards are officially the craziest of the lot. Radar is reporting that Robert Pattinson was in New York shooting today. A swarm of Twi-hards tried to attack him as he was leaving the Strand after filming a scene. Full Story

Bad movie titles happen

June 18, 2009 11:52:42 Posted at June 18, 2009 11:52:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston's upcoming movie with Aaron Eckhart is called Love Happens. Terrible title. At one point it was Travelling. Much better. Not sure why the change. Because the MiniVan Majority responds to this sh-t? Lame. And, judging from the trailer, the film pretty much reflects the title. Once again, she plays the same character. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 18, 2009 11:39:55 Posted at June 18, 2009 11:39:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How much you want to bed she’s a Twi-hard too? (Dlisted)

Elle Macpherson: immune to age and gravity (Hollywood Tuna)

So Ebola was behind this all along (The Superficial)

Dear Henry Cavill: you can be my Edward any time (Just Jared)

Ryan Reynolds really is just a pretty face. And abs (Pop Sugar)

How Dave Eggers bounces back from Away We Go (Gawker)

At first I thought this was Lindsay Lohan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Meddling or justified? (INO)

Audrina Patridge was made to rub and tug (The Blemish)

Maybe I should offer Neil Patrick Harris my womb (ONTD)

Why is she dancer?

June 18, 2009 09:54:00 Posted at June 18, 2009 09:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I wrote last time, every time I see her now, the song plays in my head. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…Are we human? Or are we dancer? They say she’s definitely dancer. Seen here leaving at the dance studio yesterday with Little Sci. I’m sure you’ve heard? Katie Holmes has been training hard, prepping for a performance on So You Think You Can Dance. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse and his roommate

June 18, 2009 08:56:10 Posted at June 18, 2009 08:56:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry and his brother are training and bunking together on an army base and met the media today to talk about their experiences. It was a light, relaxed presser as the brothers exchanged lighthearted quips – who’s messy, who snores, who cooks. Joked Hot Harry: "This is the first time and the last time we will be living together”. Full Story

A GOOPy nursery?

June 18, 2009 07:45:25 Posted at June 18, 2009 07:45:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Madge was able to find the perfect financial combination to make Mercy her new daughter and will be bringing her little girl home to New York very soon. From Africa to the rich life, according to the Sun Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Venus Best Legs – Beyonce

June 18, 2009 07:36:33 Posted at June 18, 2009 07:36:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’d be easy to name someone like Charlize Theron. Her legs are ridiculously beautiful. It’s a genetic blessing. Beautiful is one thing. But relatable is another. And for a short sometimes stumpy Asia girl like me, who will never be an amazon, it’s about relatability – illusory or not. Full Story

More Reese bitchface

June 18, 2009 07:15:06 Posted at June 18, 2009 07:15:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like my face today, only Reese probably didn’t have the grossest morning ever. No, Reese is on set of her new movie in Washington. She will be paid millions for a few weeks work. She’s shooting outside and doesn’t appreciate being papped on location. She doesn’t want us looking at the photos, posting the photos, especially since she doesn’t really have anything to sell right now or an Oscar to campaign for. Full Story

Ewan makes it better

June 18, 2009 07:09:11 Posted at June 18, 2009 07:09:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If ever there was a day for some Ewan, this would be it. Ewan can help take away the memories – knee deep in stanky water with a plunger and not enough towels. Scourgify! This is Ewan working some really great hair at LAX with his wife en route for Hong Kong wearing the sh-t out of those jeans. Full Story

June 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 18, 2009 07:02:17 Posted at June 18, 2009 07:02:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Cheryl K – Congratulations on graduating from the Biotechnology Degree Program! The risk was worth it, right? Your friends and so proud of you! Happy Birthday Joelle! Have you heard you need a little pick me up? Me too! Am sending you a birthday hug and some good smutty vibes to last through the weekend and more. Full Story