Him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 13:30:15 April 21, 2010 13:30:15

Goddamn I miss Arrested Development. There’s someone who will disagree with me on this article. We might be fighting after this. Because Chris Evans... I don’t get it. Chris Evans showed up at the premiere of The Losers last night and I don’t get it at all. Chris Evans, after all, was chosen over so many young Hollywood actors to play Captain America. Full Story

Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 12:34:56 April 21, 2010 12:34:56

First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And people would watch this. Full Story

Aniston or Cyrus?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 11:51:00 April 21, 2010 11:51:00

Really wish we still had the poll feature on the site. Jacek – when can we do this? So here’s Jennifer Aniston shooting in Hawaii in short denim shorts. Of course she can. Her body is sick. Pre-Barbados, I went shopping for denim shorts, which I’ve always felt is kinda fraud styles because real ones come from real worn jeans but it’s almost impossible now because we no longer wear our jeans that way when they’re long. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 10:35:08 April 21, 2010 10:35:08

Seriously. At this rate I should start tweeting about my poo (Dlisted)

Gaga gets her curves back. GOOD. (The Superficial)

Sandra Bullock: first the photo, now the real plans. She is throwing down. (Popeater)

She even poses when she’s getting rained on (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna wins the night (Just Jared)

Sienna & Jude head home (Pop Sugar)

Swifty Superhero! (E! Online)

You know, if she wasn’t stamped all Shore styles, she’d be kinda cute (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Bachelor channels the GMD (Towleroad)

What Miss Zahara wants, Miss Zahara gets. But it won’t be a wedding (Cele|bitchy)

Josh & Diane: springtime in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 10:28:11 April 21, 2010 10:28:11

Jude & Sienna were featured yesterday. So pretty. But Josh & Diane could probably rival that. They are remarkably similar. Without all the drama. Here they are, Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger, back in New York after his Genie-winning trip last week in Toronto. A very pretty love stroll. Josh has apparently wrapped on this season of Fringe, will resume late summer for the third, and it looks like, for now anyway, that they have some free time. Full Story

Porny’s matchy matchy lace and length

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 09:26:19 April 21, 2010 09:26:19

NO. It’s ... hideous. My Porny Jessica Simpson is back in New York promoting the final episode of her beauty show. As you can see, Porny wanted to match. Jacket, dress, shoes. And a lace pattern. Sausage lace pattern. That cuts her off at the worst length. F-ck them. They keep telling her it’s flattering. Full Story

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Where is your wife?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 08:45:40 April 21, 2010 08:45:40

A very animated David Beckham was courtside at Game 2 of the Lakers vs the Thunder last night. Staples Centre is busy. Tonight the Kings go against the Canucks. Jacek is all stress. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed to be having a great time. His facial hair is less patchy. And he’s all about the plaid these days. Full Story

JLo on the hustle... but not really

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 08:19:41 April 21, 2010 08:19:41

After all, when she’s riding around in a Maybach, how bad can it be? Jennifer Lopez continues to promote The Back-up Plan, showing off a very pretty pair of legs yesterday in New York while on her way to various interviews. It’s those Lanvin shoes again. And she does indeed look amazing. Full Story

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Crack Tweets from Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 07:34:35 April 21, 2010 07:34:35

Like we could get through a music festival without some Lilo crank tweeting. Please. At approximately 2am this morning, the usual cranking hour for Lindsay Lohan, she posted this on Twitter: Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's exI’ve screencapped it because, as you know, she’s prone to deleting and pretending it never happened. Full Story

Russian Drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 07:17:24 April 21, 2010 07:17:24

Please. There’s nothing like it. Michelle, Duana, and I were on a trip in Europe a couple of years ago along with a group of Russian journalists. Jesus. The drama. Every day they’d roll in late, they’d hold up the bus, they’d clean out the minibar and fight over the cheque, within five minutes of entering an establishment they’d have a bankroller hooked up to pay for their drinks. Full Story

April 21, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 06:58:49 April 21, 2010 06:58:49

To my Smutty sister Kathryn on her 25th birthday, I hope you have a fabulous day and that you're ready for an even better dinner. Look good. Love always, AmyCeilidh – I’m sorry to hear about the news at work. Did the Ryan Gosling photos from yesterday help? How about this interview? He’s so f-cking cute, I can’t stand it. Full Story