Adrien vs Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 13:30:02 March 22, 2010 13:30:02

Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more important than clothing. Full Story

Vagina Virgin loves a public workout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 12:29:23 March 22, 2010 12:29:23

Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in a purple tank top, surrounded by security. Full Story

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Tom Cruise Jr goes to Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 11:54:41 March 22, 2010 11:54:41

With friends? Well... With a contest winner. Close enough? A young woman won the big prize and they went on a boat ride together down the Seine. Looks like there was a camera crew following them around too. Oh fun. Young Taylor gets to spend his free time not working with people who enter contests to meet him. Full Story

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The Chosen One in skulls & stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 11:10:07 March 22, 2010 11:10:07

Brange family outing yesterday. Check them out all in line - Shiloh, Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax is in there somewhere - all getting ready to be lifted into the gondola. Pretty cute, non? But, ugh, what a f-cking headache. The logistics of herding around that many of them – I’d rather do squats for an hour. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 10:47:00 March 22, 2010 10:47:00

Alex Skarsgard’s hot nipples. It’s really too bad about his Bosworth problem (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried also has hot nipples. It’s too bad she tweaks them at the gas station (The Superficial)

Sandra’s nightmare won’t go away. Because that Bombshell is greedy. (Popeater)

Ashley Greene gets papped with great eye makeup crabbing a coffee (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis talks dick (Just Jared)

Tom Brady boxes my loins (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Phillippe is losing out to this (ASL)

They’ll take pictures of any used rag on a beach (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Twi-Hards are jizzy over this clip of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in bed together (INO)

Robert Pattinson: on merkins and sex scenes (Cele|bitchy)

This is happiness, right?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 09:45:16 March 22, 2010 09:45:16

A Monday edition of our favourite game: let’s play Photo Assumption. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick went for a walk on Saturday. Spring is here. Another season, and almost the first year anniversary of those pictures...remember those pictures? Click here Full Story

Well this means it’ll last

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 09:04:37 March 22, 2010 09:04:37

Declarations of love forever in the form of drunken tats...is there any other way to get back together? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were supposed to get divorced. Both have been linked to others. She and one of those rich Davis brothers and Brody Jenner, he with this broad Full Story

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You are so f-cking handsome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 08:30:33 March 22, 2010 08:30:33

He really, really is. This is Jude Law at the Laurence Olivier Awards last night in London looking SO beautiful in his tuxedo. And very, very young. Younger and fresher than he has in years. Dude, Sienna Miller is toxic for everyone else. But when it comes to Jude Law, she’s some kind of elixir. Full Story

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GMD & Katie front and centre

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 07:59:55 March 22, 2010 07:59:55

At the Laker game on Friday sitting beside Jeffrey Katzenberg. The GMD was also Katzenberg’s guest last May during the playoffs. Keeping up good relations. Speaking of seeing exes, Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden were at that game too, seated in a much less prominent section. If there was a greeting at all between the four of them, it didn’t happen on camera. Full Story

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Reese is not a victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 07:24:43 March 22, 2010 07:24:43

Reese Witherspoon’s husband was a carby faced unfaithful douche. So they divorced. And she didn’t shout at the ocean or throw herself a pity party. Instead, she hooked up with Olivier Theyskens and rocked a yellow Nina Ricci down the Golden Globes red carpet announcing her single gorgessity. Full Story

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