No thumb in Germany

June 15, 2009 06:30:45 Posted at June 15, 2009 06:30:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? Something very, very fake about her features. Full Story

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Friday, June 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am in Toronto the next 2 weeks. Mother is making me host a dinner party tonight for cousin Gary’s university graduation and also S.M.U.T. (which is now sold out!) and of course the MMVAs on June 21st. The kids are already lining up around the block at the MuchMusic building. And it rained overnight. Apparently the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers are worth getting wet for.

Watched Two Lovers on the plane on the way over. Was reminded of what a great actor Joaquin Phoenix really is. Really, really great actor. And hot. Too bad he turned into such a crazy f-cker, although given my recent quiverings (Eminem…ugh) you’d think I’d be able to overlook it. Sigh. Need to see (500) Days of Summer. Have a feeling my Summer Crush this year will be Joseph Gordon Levitt – if the movie is any good. You build things up, and sometimes they don’t quite turn out the way you hope. Like Away We Go. More on that later.

It’s Friday. Am online all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Bro Massage is not about Matt and Ben. Too obvious. But not far off in a way.

Be nice to LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace

June 12, 2009 14:39:23 Posted at June 12, 2009 14:39:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am always giving Zac Efron sh-t for his cheese but it’s Friday and it’s been a good week and it’s good to mix it up once in a while so here he is today leaving Children’s Hospital in LA after visiting the cancer ward which, of course, is a super sweet thing to do. Even if you invite the paps to come along. Full Story

Le Karl losing his touch?

June 12, 2009 12:29:54 Posted at June 12, 2009 12:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a rumour circulating last week that Karl Lagerfeld was being replaced at Chanel. Obviously a major development. The rumour was swiftly debunked. Karl is still perched in place… But at 75, maybe Karl – blasphemy! – is losing his touch? It’s not possible. Full Story

Upgrading friends

June 12, 2009 11:14:47 Posted at June 12, 2009 11:14:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie is trading up. Friends. Not too long ago, Nicole Richie was stumbling out of places like Les Deux and Hyde and Teddy’s with the likes of Lilo and Ebola. These days her evening engagements are usually reserved for carpet appearances at fashion events or charity engagements. Like last night. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 12, 2009 10:40:19 Posted at June 12, 2009 10:40:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus has a weird hairline and a new hole (Dlisted)

Lilo and a lace ass (Hollywood Tuna)

How Ebola can infect an ENTIRE club (The Superficial)

My shamef-ck Ed Westwick is SO much cuter in jeans (Just Jared)

Hot Becks and his boys and the concrete tits on holiday (Pop Sugar)

He poses with stuffed animals and STILL gets all the girls (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is there a course on email etiquette? (Towleroad)

Pitt Porn can be a life saver (INO)

Does brown and black work on Becks? (Zoe Griffin)

Robert Pattinson calls it like it is: Edward Cullen is insecure and paranoid. How is this the perfect man? (ASL)

Portraits of Patrick

June 12, 2009 09:05:17 Posted at June 12, 2009 09:05:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gorgeous. He's in France for the LeMans 24 hour race enjoying his Grey's hiatus and the benefits of his paycheque...from the show and movies like Made of Honour. Patrick may be the perennial silver medallist in the Sexiest Man sweepstakes but having achieved a rare teen to bleak to adult success comeback in Hollywood, he - unlike so many of his female tv contemporaries - appears to have tamed the itch to overreach. Full Story

She dresses her real age

June 12, 2009 08:38:39 Posted at June 12, 2009 08:38:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or his age. Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You? Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law dresses more contemporarily than she does, though I suppose, marrying who she married, Zeta kinda has to age the wardrobe accordingly. Full Story

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Courtside awkward

June 12, 2009 07:46:31 Posted at June 12, 2009 07:46:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over or not over? Last night in Orlando, both Rihanna and Chris Brown were courtside to watch the Lakers defeat the Magic in Game 4. Derek Fisher is so f-cking clutch. Though they sat apart and did not appear to engage at all, curiously enough, both Us Weekly Full Story