Holiday Riddles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 12:13:18 December 17, 2009 12:13:18

There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much. Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants. Full Story

The GMD: singing meals & jumpy claps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 11:51:46 December 17, 2009 11:51:46

I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, I guess the way the GMD and Katie Holmes entertain at dinner well it’s not quite as eyerolling as the real people I’ve encountered, but at the same time, as always, they do bring the fontrum. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 11:39:34 December 17, 2009 11:39:34

NY is amazing so far. Thank you Rangers for managing a goal in the last minute to avoid getting shut-out and letting us hear the horn and post-goal chant. Rangers fans are ruthless, btw. Poor Michal Rozsival. Anyway…Lainey’s on her way back from a meeting so I’m stepping in for Tingles. More from her to come.  Jacek

It must have been the fifteenth ho that broke the camel’s back (The Superficial)

Maybe next he’ll disarm Iran. Douche. (Dlisted)

Stardom = being sister of annoying ‘reality’ pr-ck? Good enough for Maxim. (Hollywood Tuna)

I have to start watching How I Met Your Mother. Yum. (JustJared)

Things must be growing in Brad’s nasty beard by now (Popsugar)

Leggy Leighton sings for Robin Thicke? (Popoholic)

Jessica Hart bikini shots. Who? Doesn’t matter. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Justin Long had a love child with Jamie Lee Curtis (not really but look) (Cele|bitchy)

Was no one working the door? (The Blemish)

Brendan Fraser’s successful distraction from his face. Ouch (Go Fug Yourself)

The end of Reese & Jake…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 08:04:24 December 17, 2009 08:04:24

All tabloids and gossip outlets seem to be in agreement this week as opposed to two weeks ago when the break up reports initially leaked. People Magazine led the way originally, refuted by Gossip Cop Full Story

GOOP in Marrakesh, GOOP in Nashville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 07:42:00 December 17, 2009 07:42:00

Getting paid to promote a hotel, as obnoxious as she is, isn’t usually Gwyneth Paltrow’s style. Or Jennifer Aniston’s for that matter. Orlando Bloom? Because he has nothing else? Totally. GP and JA aren’t normally so tacky. But now G has her pseudo justification. OF COURSE. It was for the newsletter. Full Story

RP for Katie M

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 07:27:11 December 17, 2009 07:27:11

Almost every day for the last 3 weeks or so, the very sweet Katie M has emailed me, very politely, pleading for something about Robert Pattinson. Here’s a recent example: Lainey- I always write you about the same thing... but this is because he's really the only celebrity I care enough to write an email about. Full Story

December 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 06:43:51 December 17, 2009 06:43:51

Happy Anniversary Dora from your devoted and very considerate husband Chris B. And Congratulations to Caitlin and Connor getting married on Saturday! A snowy Christmas wedding sounds perfect. Just as perfect as getting engaged beside a security guard and some cracked out meth-heads. This description made my life. Full Story

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We’re spending a few days in New York City before heading home to Toronto for the holidays. It’s Jacek’s first time here. So it feels like it’s my first time here too. And the perfect time of year. Tonight it’s the hockey game – the Rangers vs the Islanders – but first… it’s a crisp clear day, almost no clouds.  Read Full Intro

How Nicole shops

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 14:56:53 December 16, 2009 14:56:53

At the Grove today working on her Christmas list, this is Nicole Richie in full celebrity mode – big hat, tall boots, flagrant vest, shades, and a Balenciaga that is almost bigger than she is. If I owned that one it’d be filthy in five minutes. Fell in love with this Rebecca Minkoff Full Story

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