Colin Firth SMA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 08:02:39 November 6, 2009 08:02:39

Many of you wrote yesterday pointing out, quite rightly, that he at least deserved to be included in the analysis. I apologise for the oversight. This is Colin Firth last night at 2 events in LA – first a screening of A Single Man and then at the BAFTA/Brittania Awards wearing a tux and, sigh, my favourite smile. Full Story

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Nipples are scary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 07:24:59 November 6, 2009 07:24:59

Remember yesterday Chicken Fried was all nipply in Australia? Click here for a refresher. She was free and tweaked yesterday… But this is the photo that ended up on the Us Magazine website. Can you spot the difference(s)? Fried Chicken nipples were too obscene to be posted without retouching. Full Story

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November 6, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 07:06:22 November 6, 2009 07:06:22

Just fedexed 3 dresses for donation (Lida Baday, Sweet Chemise, and Temperley) to the Frocktail Party on November 12th in support of Juvenile Diabetes Research. Major Canadian designers have also contributed, and Coco Rochas is parting her Sunny Fong (want!), and my colleague Tanya Kim who has the most badass wardrobe is gifting one of hers too… so if you’re looking for something to wear for your holiday parties, it’s a great way to do it while giving back at the same time. Full Story

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

“Eff love”, she says. “Because love is so blind”.

This a brief a quote from Rihanna’s interview with Diane Sawyer on Good Morning America Thursday during which she addresses the beating she took at the hands of Chris Brown and her decision to leave him after initially going back to him. By far the most insightful however is her answer to the question: why the shame?

Rihanna tells Diane: "I fell in love with this person. That's embarrassing, that that's the type of person that I fell in love with. So far in love. So unconditional that I went back. It's humiliating to say this happened. To accept that? It's a traumatizing experience."

THAT TYPE OF PERSON.

Right. So now that person is granting interviews of his own. To MTV. He fares better here than on Larry King Live but that’s the difference, I suppose. Larry King Live is live. MTV can be heavily edited. Even sh-ttier though is the fact that Brown’s new album release date has been moved up by one week. Some say it’s because the record company is encouraged by advance buzz and the earlier drop is an attempt to capitalise on that momentum for holiday shopping. F-cking stupid, that’s what.

Thursday: PROGRAMMING NOTE

It’s time for my annual Sexiest Man Alive prediction list, a tradition on this site. As such, today’s will be a LONG column. Remember that older articles appear on the bottom. So if you’re hitting the site late, please SCROLL DOWN for the introduction first or CLICK HERE to read the entire list on its own.

New NON-SMA articles will be added as soon as the SMA posts are complete. Hope that makes sense.

Look forward to your thoughts, debates, and of course your “Swears”.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

To be in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 15:44:26 November 5, 2009 15:44:26

SO unfair. Oh to be in Berlin. For the MTV Europe Awards tonight. U2 and Jay-Z. F-ck. F-CK. Daydreaming about wearing that Chanel dress, on a date with Franco, at the Brandenburg gate, just have to write the dialogue… Photos from Wenn.com  Full Story

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Today’s Dress Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 15:39:13 November 5, 2009 15:39:13

Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing it and also loving Joshua Jackson because she does and they do and she slips in and out of Vancouver undetected every other weekend or so and she was here for Halloween and they walked around downtown undisturbed and totally wrapped in each other and this dress … when I daydream about me and James Franco, I will be wearing this dress. Full Story

Girded and forgiven

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 13:06:03 November 5, 2009 13:06:03

Carey Mulligan has forgiven Shia LaBeouf after his wanky behaviour at that party. And he looks very, very happy about it. F-ck they are cute. So cute. I love them. I love HER. Full Story

Cam & James Marsden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 11:32:19 November 5, 2009 11:32:19

Good on James Marsden. Finally. Because he’s almost always the other guy. Except with Katherine Heigl. He was the guy for her in 27 Dresses. Which is almost worse than being the other guy. In The Box however James is Cameron’s guy. It’s a thriller about a box and a million dollars and a button that kills someone… and what do you do? Trailer is below and the film opens on Friday. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 10:47:45 November 5, 2009 10:47:45

Nicolas Cage shops and shops and shops and shops (Popeater)

Why Adam Lambert won’t return Tom Cruise’s calls (Dlisted)

Rachel Bilson fights the Why Is with some sex shots (The Superficial)

Lolita P spreads for Sweden (Hollywood Tuna)

Charlize Theron: silver and flats on a carpet (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene gets a weave (Pop Sugar)

Like she would ever try to go incognito (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Johnny + Jolie (INO)

Is this about the Jonas Brothers? (Cele|bitchy)

Blake Lively’s insane body in Marie Claire (Popoholic)

Cheese Garters and the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 09:43:22 November 5, 2009 09:43:22

Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have replayed this part 3 times. Because her face as she emerges, and the double waves, while tottering on her shoes, is the most amazing of amazingness in the history of amazings. Full Story

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Emma rethinks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 09:18:00 November 5, 2009 09:18:00

Emma Thompson put her name on that petition. You know the one. The one that so many of them signed in support of Roman Polanski. SO MANY. And among them so many of our favourites. Like Emma Thompson. But now an update, thanks to Elizabeth for sending the link. Apparently Emma was recently confronted by someone disappointed in her decision and she explained that she’d been rethinking it and promised to remove her name from the list. Full Story

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