T-Swift had a dream last night

June 17, 2009 07:17:44 Posted at June 17, 2009 07:17:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is so f-cking cute. Taylor Swift at the CMT Awards last night – she was the big winner: Best Video and Best Female Video for Love Story. Love that MySpace and Facebook are such a big part of acceptance speeches from this generation: "Thank you to the fans that come out to my shows and spend such hard work making these amazing scrapbooks and writing me letters. Full Story

What’s the difference?

June 17, 2009 07:03:22 Posted at June 17, 2009 07:03:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when the Cyrus family accused Annie Leibovitz of duping a young, impressionable girl when she posed for Vanity Fair last year? Remember they were all like “we feel exploited” and this wasn’t our fault? Yeah well… At the very least, given that it was the famed Annie Leibovitz, you could call it art. Full Story

Nicole Richie > Lindsay Lohan

June 17, 2009 06:54:35 Posted at June 17, 2009 06:54:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time they were both drugged up and starving together, two skinny bitches partying all night and loving the attention. These days, Nicole Richie is living clean, cutting out the viruses that had plagued her previous life – people and substances. One of them: Lindsay Lohan. And like the best Mean Girl ever, Nicole is also trying to convince Samantha Ronson to cut that crank out of her life too. Full Story

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June 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 17, 2009 06:37:57 Posted at June 17, 2009 06:37:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 42nd Birthday Silvia! Here’s some Hugh Jackman, by request, to start the party! My baby Marcus turns 6 today. He has an attitude problem and a wicked case of separation anxiety but it wouldn’t be Marcus if there was no drama. My beagle is the best.  Full Story

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Three weeks to go before the release of Bruno which is why he’s slowly making his way across Europe and then to North America to promote the film.

Yesterday it was Paris where he did his best, naturally, to show us the inside of his body through his ass, and also brought along his real life baby mother Isla Fisher who, as you know, is super tight these days with the likes of Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow and the Malibu Mother Mafia.

The first review of Bruno however has now been published – click here to read - and while Sacha may have moved to Hollywood, he’s still not afraid to punk on some major Hollywood players. SPOILER: there’s a part in the film when Bruno tries to de-gay himself and seeks assistance from a Bible thumper so that he can go straight “like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kevin Spacey”.

Do you love it?

I mean, Sacha would know, right?

It’s Tuesday. New posts all day in between a screening of (500) Days of Summer. CanNOT wait. Will tweet about it. My Twitter is here.

Yours in gossip,


PS. It’s our last week of Venus Embrace looks. All-time best legs coming Thursday! Any suggestions? Click here to catch up if you haven’t voted on our previous looks.

PPS. Bro Massage is not Ben and Casey Affleck. Or Casey Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix. Also not Sean Penn and Josh Brolin.

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I Love You JGL

June 16, 2009 12:22:00 Posted at June 16, 2009 12:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it. Wanted to see (500) Days of Summer so badly. Full Story

Spanx for men?

June 16, 2009 11:37:08 Posted at June 16, 2009 11:37:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They have it now. Maybe not Spanx brand, but there’s definitely a line of, um, male girding attire that’s now on the market. They sell them at Selfridges. Michelle just googled it. Cost $100. They come in short sleeve, long sleeve, and v-neck in a variety of colours. Michelle posits that Ed must like the v-neck to show off his chest hair. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 16, 2009 11:05:11 Posted at June 16, 2009 11:05:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Vagina Virgins get replaced by vaginas (Dlisted)

If you’re going to work out on a pole, why must you have it filmed? (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holmes – new hair and dancing shoes (Pop Sugar)

Pussycat on the beach, wicked sick body (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson’s cover was nothing compared to this (Just Jared)

JLove’s got a case of the Ali Lohans (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How much Tom Cruise pays for a night at a hotel (INO)

YES! Jason Stackhouse will strip again! (Towleroad)

Self portrait of a child star crack whore (Popoholic)

Is plastic surgery possible on biceps? (The Blemish)

Russell Robin

June 16, 2009 10:13:01 Posted at June 16, 2009 10:13:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some great shots of Russell Crowe today on location in Wales for his new highly anticipated Robin Hood movie with Ridley Scott. They’ve reportedly been scrapping incessantly, two massive egos battling every day. The studio has denied it but it’s totally believable. Please. Ridley Scott knows everything. Full Story

English Fried Chicken

June 16, 2009 08:04:13 Posted at June 16, 2009 08:04:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears played a series of shows in London and is now enjoying some downtime in the best city ever. Yesterday she took her boys to Hamley’s, a toy store, and today it was the zoo. As you know, Team Spears has extended the tour, just confirmed more dates in North America, pushing her as far she can go, just in case there’s no more, must get every last drop. Full Story

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