Kate, Minka…and Chace?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 08:02:37 November 5, 2009 08:02:37

The Yankees celebrated their World Series victory last night at 1Oak and their WAGs were invited. All the ladies, and Chace Crawford too. Because he’s, like, so totally into sports. Please. Chace is barely qualified to hold Matsui’s bat. Still… a man party is a man party and Chace has man bangs he wants to show off. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Australian nipples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 07:05:09 November 5, 2009 07:05:09

Britney Spears has arrived in Australia for her first Australian tour and the final leg of Circus which will conclude after 14 shows in Adelaide on November 29th. She kicks it all off in Perth tomorrow. As you can see, Aussies will be treated to a fit Fried Chicken. She looks relaxed after taking some time off and in good spirits too, managing a wave for the paps awaiting her arrival. Full Story

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November 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 06:58:00 November 5, 2009 06:58:00

Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister Haley, hope you have a wonderful day. I am having a glass of red in your honour. Lots of Love, Betty To Lynsey W who’s come from Korea for graduation in Bournemouth – Pints, Pints, Pints! Much love to Boomer from Rae. To Todd & Tina, husband and wife gossips – thank you so much, it’s an honour. Full Story

Prediction: Bradley Cooper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 06:27:01 November 5, 2009 06:27:01

This is not the sure bet. But I like the underdog. Arguments for: The hair. The sex. The way he looked in that suit in The Hangover. Please Currently one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors who can boast of a rumoured romance with everyone’s favourite Jennifer Aniston and a current romance with Renee Zellweger The Hangover was a MASSIVE hit, now established as the highest grossing R rated comedy of all time Coop has Man Cred. Full Story

Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 06:25:32 November 5, 2009 06:25:32

This is the sure bet. This is the PROBABLE choice. If you were forced at gunpoint to bet your mortgage on a candidate, it would be him, it would be the safest. People Magazine likes pleasing people. Pattinson is the Goliath. It’s his to lose. But I am a gambler… Take it easy Twi-Hards, it’s not because I don’t like him. Full Story

Gerard Butler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 06:22:40 November 5, 2009 06:22:40

Arguments for: I don’t know… supposedly he’s a ladies’ man and horny women want him and they would cut each other for the right to stuff money in his 300 diaper He sings. So this must mean he’s the true Phantom of the Opera. Fake romance with Jennifer Aniston = MiniVan approval because she is THEM. Full Story

George Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 06:20:42 November 5, 2009 06:20:42

Arguments for: He is George Clooney. He is Mr Hollywood One of the top 5 names in the world and socially active, substance behind the celebrity George has a new girl. People Magazine has been trying to whitewash her to gain favour with him. And an attached George always gets the MiniVan talking George hasTHREE films in rotation: The Men Who Stare At Goats, The Fantastic Mr Fox, and yes, Up In The Air, expected to have a strong presence come nomination day. Full Story

Hugh Jackman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 06:19:12 November 5, 2009 06:19:12

Arguments for: Since claiming the crown last year, Hugh has hosted the Oscars, scored well (commercially) with Wolverine, charmed New York City, and is now featured on Broadway in A Steady Rain. It’s been a banner year. An ever better year than last Loves his wife, loves his kids, not controversial, and isn’t shy about showing us his pecs Is the nicest, kindest, most generous celebrity. Full Story

Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 06:17:14 November 5, 2009 06:17:14

Arguments for: He’s the Golden Son. The curly haired boy who became a mogul and never f-cked up along the way. And famous all over the world. Saturday Night Live Pippy is a philanthropist now Always business: JT is expanding his clothing line. The SMA title would help sales Pippy would like nothing more than to be called A Man. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 06:15:30 November 5, 2009 06:15:30

Arguments for: He is willingly photographed bare-chested, and often. Milk and cookies goodlooking. Works out often Starred in 2 very successful films this year: Wolverine and The Proposal Did a good job hosting Saturday Night Live to cap off a great summer Beat out other beefers to win the role of Green Lantern and is also getting his own X spin-off Married to one of the most desirable women in the world He would want it. Full Story