Now go away for a while

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 09:01:00 January 27, 2010 09:01:00

Three days in a row of this quiveration agony. It’s too much. Despite my affinity for vodka, I am a rather disciplined person. I will work through anything, I don’t need much sleep, I have a very controlled approach to my life almost to the point of neurosis, especially while blogging. I’m the one for example, and Laura sees this all the time, who can shut out conversations around me, as gossipy and dishy as they are, when I need to pound out a post. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Country Bitch at the casino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 08:18:50 January 27, 2010 08:18:50

She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night where they were officially photographed together for the first time. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Claire Danes, Temple Grandin, & Lolita washed out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 08:08:22 January 27, 2010 08:08:22

Hayden Panettiere has red hair now. You can’t see it very well as she had it pulled back at the premiere of Temple Grandin in New York last night but it’s there, it’s dark, and she looks washed out. The dress doesn’t help either. Not the best choice, right? Lolita is only 20, was easily one of the youngest, if not the youngest, on the carpet. Full Story

Mr Taupe is contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 07:23:31 January 27, 2010 07:23:31

Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave an interview at Sundance during which he appeared to publicly rebuke his Taupe wife for telling a magazine about their courtship. Full Story

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

The whole world is still freaking out about the Brange. And tomorrow is Tabloid Wednesday. So get ready for the cover to cover assault. If you missed my analysis of the split rumours yesterday, click here  Read Full Intro

Saoirse is versatile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 18:11:09 January 26, 2010 18:11:09

Lovely Saoirse Ronan is still promoting The Lovely Bones which, after a pushed back release, hasn’t been performing too badly. Obviously not the awards bait it was predicted to be last summer after critical annihilation but with a revamped marketing strategy focusing on teen girls, Bones isn’t a complete bust financially, and sometimes that’s all that matters. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

The happy couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 14:19:04 January 26, 2010 14:19:04

They announced earlier today that they are expecting and tonight James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff arrived together at the UK premiere of The Last Station totally blissed out and beautiful even though I’m not sure about his hair. Can’t decide. She however, at 39 and pregnant with their first, has never looked lovelier. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Mr Taupe is a sulky bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 12:28:57 January 26, 2010 12:28:57

Remember Taupe Garner’s interview with Parade? When she revealed that Ben Affleck courted her via email? Well, Ben was at Sundance the other day promoting The Company Men and was asked about Garner’s quote at which point he turned into a sulky little bitch and basically embarrassed his wife on television, not so subtly admonishing her for revealing their romantic secrets. Full Story

Tina Fey > Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 11:21:39 January 26, 2010 11:21:39

Another month, another defeat... Anna Wintour continues to shun Victoria Beckham. But this time, unlike Shelfy last time, it’s an inspired choice. Tina Fey will grace the cover of March Vogue. Fist pumps! All however is not lost. Even though she’s yet to land US Vogue, Posh will be represented in Glamour. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 10:44:40 January 26, 2010 10:44:40

This is not Nicole Kidman doing yoga. But almost. (The Superficial)

Natalie Portman beefless homewrecking? (Dlisted)

Katherine McPhee: the new body in a great dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Sigh. James McAvoy and his wife are so happy (Just Jared)

Fug poses the question: Why is Michelle Monaghan? (Go Fug Yourself)

Clingy Shelfy Biel canNOT dance (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson coquette (Popoholic)

I laughed. SO HARD. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Just in case you forgot – Elin Woods does NOT play (The Fab Life)

There will be a Glee wedding! (Popeater)