4-way hook ups

June 15, 2009 07:41:31 Posted at June 15, 2009 07:41:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Chris Brown was courtside sitting beside his brother, Rihanna was missing, but her wannabe was front and centre. Her name is Teyana Taylor and they’re calling her a RiRi lookalike. See side by side photo here Full Story

Robert Pattinson’s easy wardrobe

June 15, 2009 07:32:00 Posted at June 15, 2009 07:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The photo captions from the agency say he’s shooting Remember Me – first day on set – in New York. Doesn’t look like the wardrobe department had to stretch. Is he wearing his own clothes? Anyway, Twi-hards were jonesing all weekend because he hadn’t been seen. Withdrawal symptoms eased by group therapy sessions in chat rooms and message board. Full Story

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TK got the part!

June 15, 2009 07:16:46 Posted at June 15, 2009 07:16:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago – click here for the article - when I spoke to Taylor Kitsch at the Grey Goose party in Cannes, he was hoping for some good news. He’d just come from LA, auditioned for what he called was something “HUGE”, and he didn’t want to say more because he was worried about jinxing which is why I wrote last time that he needs your good vibes… And your good vibes, they worked! Taylor Kitsch has been confirmed Full Story

What did she expand?

June 15, 2009 06:47:13 Posted at June 15, 2009 06:47:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a small townBruce Almighty: Rachel dates GodAlong Came Polly: Rachel and a ferret dance with Ben StillerRock Star: Rachel is a groupie It’s the same mannerisms, it’s the same delivery, it’s the same cadence, it’s the way Rachel can never not touch her hair. Full Story

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No thumb in Germany

June 15, 2009 06:30:45 Posted at June 15, 2009 06:30:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? Something very, very fake about her features. Full Story

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Friday, June 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am in Toronto the next 2 weeks. Mother is making me host a dinner party tonight for cousin Gary’s university graduation and also S.M.U.T. (which is now sold out!) and of course the MMVAs on June 21st. The kids are already lining up around the block at the MuchMusic building. And it rained overnight. Apparently the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers are worth getting wet for.

Watched Two Lovers on the plane on the way over. Was reminded of what a great actor Joaquin Phoenix really is. Really, really great actor. And hot. Too bad he turned into such a crazy f-cker, although given my recent quiverings (Eminem…ugh) you’d think I’d be able to overlook it. Sigh. Need to see (500) Days of Summer. Have a feeling my Summer Crush this year will be Joseph Gordon Levitt – if the movie is any good. You build things up, and sometimes they don’t quite turn out the way you hope. Like Away We Go. More on that later.

It’s Friday. Am online all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Bro Massage is not about Matt and Ben. Too obvious. But not far off in a way.

Be nice to LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace

June 12, 2009 14:39:23 Posted at June 12, 2009 14:39:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am always giving Zac Efron sh-t for his cheese but it’s Friday and it’s been a good week and it’s good to mix it up once in a while so here he is today leaving Children’s Hospital in LA after visiting the cancer ward which, of course, is a super sweet thing to do. Even if you invite the paps to come along. Full Story

Le Karl losing his touch?

June 12, 2009 12:29:54 Posted at June 12, 2009 12:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a rumour circulating last week that Karl Lagerfeld was being replaced at Chanel. Obviously a major development. The rumour was swiftly debunked. Karl is still perched in place… But at 75, maybe Karl – blasphemy! – is losing his touch? It’s not possible. Full Story

Upgrading friends

June 12, 2009 11:14:47 Posted at June 12, 2009 11:14:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie is trading up. Friends. Not too long ago, Nicole Richie was stumbling out of places like Les Deux and Hyde and Teddy’s with the likes of Lilo and Ebola. These days her evening engagements are usually reserved for carpet appearances at fashion events or charity engagements. Like last night. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 12, 2009 10:40:19 Posted at June 12, 2009 10:40:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus has a weird hairline and a new hole (Dlisted)

Lilo and a lace ass (Hollywood Tuna)

How Ebola can infect an ENTIRE club (The Superficial)

My shamef-ck Ed Westwick is SO much cuter in jeans (Just Jared)

Hot Becks and his boys and the concrete tits on holiday (Pop Sugar)

He poses with stuffed animals and STILL gets all the girls (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is there a course on email etiquette? (Towleroad)

Pitt Porn can be a life saver (INO)

Does brown and black work on Becks? (Zoe Griffin)

Robert Pattinson calls it like it is: Edward Cullen is insecure and paranoid. How is this the perfect man? (ASL)