Nicole Richie designed maternity clothes for A Pea InThe Pod and posed for some ads. Gorgeous, non? I keep saying it: I would wear my hair like this too, with a fringe, if feng shui approved. Keep asking my mother, she keeps saying it’s impossible. Very bad luck, f-ck. Nicole has not been seen with Ebola in…forever. Full Story
Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from a quick visit to the studio which is across the street from where it was staying and now I’ve a headache. Full Story
Please. STOP. THIS. F-CKERY (DListed)
Cute body, cute baby, cute bikini (The Superficial)
When Shia got dumped (Just Jared)
Christina Ricci: amazing toned legs (Hollywood Tuna)
Robert Pattinson: leather jacket, Batman, and he closed his mouth (Pop Sugar)
Will this happen to Granny Freeze? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Gwen Stefani’s backstage boys (INO)
GOOPy vs Martha!?!? (Cele|bitchy)
Anna Kournikova eats as often as she wins tennis tournaments (Popoholic)
The Queen goes both ways (PopEater)
Now here’s a woman who hasn’t invited Ebola Hilton onto her show for a guest appearance. Tina Fey once called Ebola a “piece of sh-t”. Tina is everything to be admired and respected in a woman in entertainment. If Tina Fey publicly called that disease a piece of sh-t, it IS a piece of sh-t. Full Story
Photos of Twilight Eclipse cast in Vancouver: Jack Huston arrived yesterday. Smarmy looking dude. I guess that’s the point? Huston is playing Royce King. If memory serves he was the rich dude who raped Rosalie… ? And Justin Chon was spotted out and about Vancouver, much better with shorter hair. Full Story
Degrassi Goes Hollywood, the show’s first movie, broke records at The N a couple of weeks ago in America as the most–watched, highest-rated telecast ever for the network. Canadian shows have been kicking ass lately with the major players. And both Degrassi and Flashpoint received Gemini Award nominations this week. Full Story
Photographed leaving Los Angeles yesterday – Caleb, Nathan, Jared, Matthew, also known as Kings of Leon. This is the summer they became mainstream and very popular. Now everyone is a KoL expert, everyone knows enough to claim that Because of the Times is better than Only By The Night, Sex On Fire is the new cougar anthem, and the MiniVan Majority can’t wait to play it after the kids go to bed. Full Story
Love Sandra Bullock so much. Did not love her last night in LA for the premiere of All About Steve. She looked much better while promoting The Proposal. Hate the dress – way too busy – and she seems to hate it too. When a woman doesn’t like her outfit, it shows. Strangely enough the way she appeared on the carpet appears to mirror the way she appears in the movies. Full Story
It’s not only the girls outside the courthouse cheering on Chris Brown, it’s also the f-cking ignorant generation all over the internet, with comments ranging from “he doesn’t deserve 5 years probation, that’s too long” to my personal favourite “she musta asked for it”.
But this kind of dumbassness is not limited to degenerates with nothing better to do but argue with other degenerates on message boards.
Have a look at People.com and its headline about Brown and Rihanna’s violent past. The qualifying statement on the site’s HOME PAGE reads:
Three months prior to their Feb. 8 fight, the "Umbrella" singer slapped him during an argument.
Way to blame the bitch!
By contrast, Us Weekly, which is considered more “tabloidy” than celebrity asskissing People, chose to represent the story this way:
Chris Brown Involved in Previous "Domestic Violence" Incidents With Rihanna
MUCH more neutral. And the subject of the sentence, the weight of sentence, is with the criminal. The criminal who decided to wail on his girl. You know that criminal?
Not really sure if People.com knows who the criminal is.
I need some fried rice.
It’s Wednesday – blogging all day.
Yours in gossip,