Pregnant like Nicole Richie

August 27, 2009 14:54:02 Posted at August 27, 2009 14:54:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie designed maternity clothes for A Pea InThe Pod and posed for some ads. Gorgeous, non? I keep saying it: I would wear my hair like this too, with a fringe, if feng shui approved. Keep asking my mother, she keeps saying it’s impossible. Very bad luck, f-ck. Nicole has not been seen with Ebola in…forever. Full Story

Softball with Larry King

August 27, 2009 12:32:00 Posted at August 27, 2009 12:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As expected, CNN has confirmed that Larry King sat down with Chris Brown for an interview that will air on September 2nd. E! reports that “it was a no-holds-barred chat during which Brown answered every question put to him. Full Story

Black out Ebola

August 27, 2009 11:38:29 Posted at August 27, 2009 11:38:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from a quick visit to the studio which is across the street from where it was staying and now I’ve a headache. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 27, 2009 11:12:49 Posted at August 27, 2009 11:12:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. STOP. THIS. F-CKERY (DListed)

Cute body, cute baby, cute bikini (The Superficial)

When Shia got dumped (Just Jared)

Christina Ricci: amazing toned legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson: leather jacket, Batman, and he closed his mouth (Pop Sugar)

Will this happen to Granny Freeze? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen Stefani’s backstage boys (INO)

GOOPy vs Martha!?!? (Cele|bitchy)

Anna Kournikova eats as often as she wins tennis tournaments (Popoholic)

The Queen goes both ways (PopEater)

Liz, Jack, and Snoopy

August 27, 2009 10:01:27 Posted at August 27, 2009 10:01:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now here’s a woman who hasn’t invited Ebola Hilton onto her show for a guest appearance. Tina Fey once called Ebola a “piece of sh-t”. Tina is everything to be admired and respected in a woman in entertainment. If Tina Fey publicly called that disease a piece of sh-t, it IS a piece of sh-t. Full Story

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Primary cast at work, supporting cast arrives

August 27, 2009 09:11:45 Posted at August 27, 2009 09:11:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Photos of Twilight Eclipse cast in Vancouver: Jack Huston arrived yesterday. Smarmy looking dude. I guess that’s the point? Huston is playing Royce King. If memory serves he was the rich dude who raped Rosalie… ? And Justin Chon was spotted out and about Vancouver, much better with shorter hair. Full Story

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Degrassi red carpet

August 27, 2009 08:00:58 Posted at August 27, 2009 08:00:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Degrassi Goes Hollywood, the show’s first movie, broke records at The N a couple of weeks ago in America as the most–watched, highest-rated telecast ever for the network. Canadian shows have been kicking ass lately with the major players. And both Degrassi and Flashpoint received Gemini Award nominations this week. Full Story

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Kings of Leon: LAX

August 27, 2009 07:34:29 Posted at August 27, 2009 07:34:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Photographed leaving Los Angeles yesterday – Caleb, Nathan, Jared, Matthew, also known as Kings of Leon. This is the summer they became mainstream and very popular. Now everyone is a KoL expert, everyone knows enough to claim that Because of the Times is better than Only By The Night, Sex On Fire is the new cougar anthem, and the MiniVan Majority can’t wait to play it after the kids go to bed. Full Story

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Sandy & Coop

August 27, 2009 07:21:00 Posted at August 27, 2009 07:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love Sandra Bullock so much. Did not love her last night in LA for the premiere of All About Steve. She looked much better while promoting The Proposal. Hate the dress – way too busy – and she seems to hate it too. When a woman doesn’t like her outfit, it shows. Strangely enough the way she appeared on the carpet appears to mirror the way she appears in the movies. Full Story

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s not only the girls outside the courthouse cheering on Chris Brown, it’s also the f-cking ignorant generation all over the internet, with comments ranging from “he doesn’t deserve 5 years probation, that’s too long” to my personal favourite “she musta asked for it”.

But this kind of dumbassness is not limited to degenerates with nothing better to do but argue with other degenerates on message boards.

Have a look at People.com and its headline about Brown and Rihanna’s violent past. The qualifying statement on the site’s HOME PAGE reads:

Three months prior to their Feb. 8 fight, the "Umbrella" singer slapped him during an argument.


Way to blame the bitch!

By contrast, Us Weekly, which is considered more “tabloidy” than celebrity asskissing People, chose to represent the story this way:

Chris Brown Involved in Previous "Domestic Violence" Incidents With Rihanna

MUCH more neutral. And the subject of the sentence, the weight of sentence, is with the criminal. The criminal who decided to wail on his girl. You know that criminal?

Not really sure if People.com knows who the criminal is.

I need some fried rice.

It’s Wednesday – blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Man x 2

August 26, 2009 15:20:54 Posted at August 26, 2009 15:20:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These elfin actors running around – Efron, Crawford, Pattinson – they’re boys. And here are the men. EW.com has released the first promotional photo of Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman in advance of their upcoming show on Broadway A Steady Rain. Full Story