April 12, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2010 07:13:09 April 12, 2010 07:13:09

Happy belated Birthday Linda N from Ottawa. Hope you had a great weekend, thank you so much for sticking with this site for SO long. And yes – show this to the husband! To Cristina – Happy 25th Birthday! No rain, no snow, and by request, here’s Cillian Murphy on a British talk show and at a premiere last month in Ireland. Full Story

Annie & Josh support a small movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 14:59:53 April 9, 2010 14:59:53

It’s called Breaking Upwards. It was made for, like, only $15K and is receiving wonderful reviews across the board which proves it’s really always the story. The premise: they’ve been together for a long time, want to shake it up, and decide to take “days off” from the relationship. Full Story

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Dumbest idea ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 14:08:00 April 9, 2010 14:08:00

Last year those UK tabloids kept reporting that Johnny Depp had been confirmed as The Riddler in the new Batman movie. At the time there wasn’t even a script ready for the new Batman movie. Needless to say the story was full of sh-t. As is this one. The UK Sun Full Story

You keep making me love you more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 12:58:38 April 9, 2010 12:58:38

You do these things, these wonderful things, these wonderful words, and it’s like you’re making a case to be taken OFF the Freebie Five and slotted instead on the Lifetime List. Because, really, more and more, I feel like one night wouldn’t be enough. How could one night be enough? Thank you for writing this beautiful letter Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 12:20:43 April 9, 2010 12:20:43

After all this time, Liz still loves love (Dlisted)

I found it very hard to believe that these twats are getting shut down in South Beach (The Superficial)

Patrick Swayze’s dark side and his loyalty too (Popeater)

Lilo’s short shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Brange Bosnian dinner (Just Jared)

The Perfects are in Paris in love overload (Pop Sugar)

Orlando Bloom’s replacements (E! Online)

We are raising men to be more attracted to this than to Tina Fey. WHY? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

True Blood beefcakes (Towleroad)

Nicole Richie wedding details (Cele|bitchy)

Angie on the water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 11:00:16 April 9, 2010 11:00:16

After blessing Bosnians on a UN mission earlier this week with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie is back outside shooting The Tourist, photographed today looking beautiful and sassy driving a boat. This as a new round of tabloid covers suggests that Brad’s been secretly seeing Jennifer Aniston because the fired bodyguard who can’t use his real name says they hooked up on dark nights on dark trails undetected in the Hollywood Hills. Full Story

Sex & the City ... in the desert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 10:16:09 April 9, 2010 10:16:09

So there’s a new Sex & the City 2 trailer. And thanks God there’s no mute Asian baby, but there’s also not much of a city. They open with Empire State of Mind and they end up on camels in the Middle East... why isn’t this sh-t called Sex & anywhere BUT Manhattan? This after all was a foundation point of the show. Full Story

Lost blackberrys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 09:53:00 April 9, 2010 09:53:00

This is for Sim who wrote to me this morning to tell the story of her stolen Blackberry last night, had it lifted by a skeeze in the ladies’ room. You were smart not to smack it in the face, even though, understandably, you were tempted to when she lied to your face. I admire your restraint. And I can only imagine what it’s been like for you today. Full Story

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Rachel & Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 09:27:20 April 9, 2010 09:27:20

Rachel Bilson and Tom Sturridge last night in New York at the Gen Art Film Festival screening of their Waiting For Forever which was shot forever ago and hasn’t, last I heard, found distribution. Which is a shame. Because it’s supposed to be adorable. And while Bilson, for some reason, is currently the biggest draw attached to it, Waiting is really a showcase for young Tom who apparently delivers a breakthrough performance. Full Story

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Who looks a bit tight?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 09:01:48 April 9, 2010 09:01:48

Demi Moore showed up at the premiere of The Joneses last night in Hollywood in a very flattering pink dress, showing off her great legs, accompanied by her husband and daughter, and well... appearing as though it was quite an effort for her to smile. Not because she’s sad inside but because it takes a while to get the muscles moving when they’ve been frozen. Full Story

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