Where are your beans???

June 10, 2009 12:24:04 Posted at June 10, 2009 12:24:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of the best gossip stories EVER: Remember when Hugh Grant attacked a pap in London with a container full of baked beans? I die. Last night Hugh was at it again. In New York, walking with a friend, unfortunately he had no beans with him so all of a sudden Hugh decides to kick a photographer in the balls. Full Story

Megan vs Middle America

June 10, 2009 12:09:46 Posted at June 10, 2009 12:09:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Something is up with me today. I should call my mother. This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first. But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful. Anyway, say what you will about the Poor Man’s Jolie, but at the very least, she doesn’t give the same generic answers over and over again. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 10, 2009 11:29:30 Posted at June 10, 2009 11:29:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake must be behind this (Dlisted)

Repping and romancing Fried Chicken (The Superficial)

Gisele Bundchen body art (Hollywood Tuna)

Help me. Why do I like Shia LaBeouf? (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried family day! (Pop Sugar)

From far away Melanie Griffith isn’t bad (INO)

Adriana Lima does not have a sex tape (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Would you: Matching mom and daughter (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

If Megan Fox wants to be taken seriously, why does she keep sucking her thumb? (ASL)

Does Lilo’s tanner really work? (Popeater)


June 10, 2009 10:00:00 Posted at June 10, 2009 10:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you a Lost fan? ABC has been running some cute crossover ads to promote new shows using old shows. This is the latest featuring Patrick Dempsey, Courteney Cox, and yes, Dominic Monaghan from Lost… They’ve already announced that Claire will be back. Now Charlie too? Joking, right? Joking…. Full Story

They’ll call it retail therapy

June 10, 2009 09:51:14 Posted at June 10, 2009 09:51:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the relentless reports coming out of In Touch, Life & Style, Star etc about the rumoured demise of The Relationship. Full Story

4 More Sleeps

June 10, 2009 08:36:22 Posted at June 10, 2009 08:36:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Until True Blood Season 2. The premiere screening took place last night in LA, most of the cast in attendance. Of course Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer – she has the most underrated, cute little body, non? – and Sam Trammell too. I vacillated all through the first season: Bill or Sam? Also Ryan Kwanten otherwise known as the endearingly stupid Jason Stackhouse who, um, appears to be much more attractive in character. Full Story

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Julia & Dave

June 10, 2009 07:49:01 Posted at June 10, 2009 07:49:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this story about a male movie star she worked with (Hugh Grant?) who was the worst, most cantankerous, dickhead ungrateful prick ever, imitating the way he cussed out the crew one day on set. Full Story

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Dumb & Indignant

June 10, 2009 07:14:17 Posted at June 10, 2009 07:14:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A terrible combination. So you’ve heard about what the Alba Demon did in Oklahoma City, right? Stupid bitch gleefully slapped shark posters all over the place – posters with no text, no explanation, in the hopes that somehow this would raise awareness about …the great white shark population? Their mating habits? That they’re overhunted by greedy Asians? We don’t know! Because it doesn’t say! The worst part though is that it turns out that the Demon used one of the posters to partially cover a United Way billboard. Full Story

S.M.U.T. 2009

June 10, 2009 07:06:12 Posted at June 10, 2009 07:06:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you coming??? It’s our 4th year. And The Society always puts on a great party. Can’t wait to see you at this year’s Smut Soiree. As promised, a few details about the event on June 23rd at 7pm. Last time it was a Hollywood Hills themed pool party, this time I was inspired by a kick ass Grey Goose Oscar bash I went to, hidden away in a nondescript office building, totally stripped down, and even a little secretive. Full Story

Concrete tweaked!

June 10, 2009 06:53:00 Posted at June 10, 2009 06:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There she is! It’s the Posh. And she’s been laying low recently. And we’ve missed her concrete tits. But here they are, sitting up high and fully rock hard tweaked, in London today to support Becks at the England match. She pretends she hates the paps but those nipples, those nipples always give her away. Full Story

June 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 10, 2009 06:44:20 Posted at June 10, 2009 06:44:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 26th Birthday Val! Look forward to seeing you at the Smut Soiree! And… by request… some “Coop” to start your day. In Ireland earlier this week to promote The Hangover. To Nick – Happy Belated Birthday…which you share with Johnny Depp!   Photos from Wenn.com Full Story