Thanks to all the English who emailed last week in response to Why Is Katie Price. They’re mining for stars the same way on both sides of the pond. And we are all inundated with the resulting riffraff.
We are also being entertained by the Family Lohan drama, yet another round of everyone hates daddy, and an alliance between Lindsay and Dina against Michael because he keeps running to the media to expose her addiction…which she, of course, denies. On Twitter. Always and everything on Twitter. You’ll enjoy this People.com report on the situation – still camping inside Lilo’s anal cavity – with no attempt to at least reference Lindsay’s dubious claim of sobriety because the ONLY side worth promoting is the side of the celebrity…right?
Well not according to Mad. Thanks to Karen S for the link. “You’re a bad man, Chris Brown”. LOVE IT.
It’s Monday – Jacek and I were married 8 years ago today, on a Friday, six months before we had originally planned because November 2nd was the luckiest day, according to the feng shui master, for our charts. We are still celebrating in Tofino. It’s been magic.
Am online all day, check back back often.
Yours in gossip,
Is not like Posh. Posh goes to a wedding and upstages the bride. Jennifer Aniston, while riddled with insecurities of her own, wouldn’t violate Girl Code so flagrantly. But she is smart enough to show off those legs. Angie beats her in the face but Jen has better legs. Flaunting them at a wedding… it’s a great place to meet a man. Full Story
Sasha sent this over a while ago and I feel, like, GIDDY. High. Euphoric. As she put it, it’s like finding a f-cking pot of gold. There is SO much gold here. The way she can find an opportunity to burst into song, her OWN song, at any point in a conversaion, and the rant about her nails, and calling Nick in only to make him sit there like her lackey, and the look on her face when she talks about her swing, and Jodeci, and her DRESSING ROOM, and every other minute in between… 16 minutes of Mimi as she is. Full Story
The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story
Why Jeremy Piven grew breasts (Dlisted)
A long list of Why Is in Halloween costumes (The Superficial)
Kevin Spacey is a bitch ass (Popeater)
Rihanna dresses less for Halloween (Hollywood Tuna)
The Chosen One goes door to door! (Just Jared)
Jessica Simpsony’s massive porny tit comes out for Halloween (Pop Sugar)
Ed Norton’s fast time (INO)
Ebola with Chanel between its legs (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
A child star doing normal things? Shocked (Cele|bitchy)
Robert Pattinson parties in Japan (ASL)
According to the UK tabloids which are mostly full of sh-t, Gerry Butler sprayed his spittle this weekend all over Lindsay Lohan. They were both flown into Morocco for some hotel opening and spent the night grinding up on each other on the dance floor – so reports The Mirror claiming that Spittle drove Lilo away on a golf cart but not before she told the rag that: He's hot, he's mine! I've got no ring on my finger so I'm going to have lots of fun. Full Story
After four months of filming, Zac Efron left Vancouver on Saturday, headed back to LA. LipGloss was surprisingly low key while working. No pap setups, avoided high traffic, spotlight soliciting activities, kept to himself, and stayed in town to focus on work instead of flying back to LA every chance possible to f-ck around and hit the club circuit. Full Story
Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell me you aren’t smiling. Full Story
When do the drugs kick in? Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected. There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. Full Story