Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 11:41:25 December 16, 2009 11:41:25

Comin’ to you from Grand Central Station…

Hot Harry on a Horse didn’t think it was funny either (Dlisted)

Star’s weekly bullsh-t: Porny f-cked Tiger Woods?!?!? (The Superficial)

Photo Assumption Fug Style: Goldie Mom eye cutting daughter Kate? (Go Fug Yourself)

Not liking her with bangs (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia & Carey: science project (Just Jared)

A decade of celebrity relationships. Remember Cam and Justin on a surfboard? (Pop Sugar)

Annalynne McCord: the most unimaginative poseur ever (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ghetto Tits talks through her ass (INO)

More photos of Rachel McAdams in Vogue and I hate them all (Cele|bitchy)

SJP tells the story of the missing mole! She seemed SUPER loopy on Letterman last night, non? (PopEater)

Brits and open-neck shirts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 08:55:59 December 16, 2009 08:55:59

It’s an instant moisturiser for me. David Beckham, Clive Owen, Hugh Grant, white shirts open at the neck, what is it about when an Englishman wears it that makes it extra extra sexy? Or is it just me the Anglophile? Probably. Hot Harry on a Horse was out last night at a private member’s club in London, photographed leaving in good spirits at 3am. Full Story

Nine Prunes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 08:43:57 December 16, 2009 08:43:57

I don’t want to hear it about how you don’t like their style. That’s the whole point. And how can you not like MK’s blue clutch? The billionaire Twin Prunes showed up for Nine last night in New York giving us a good dose of their pucker. Say what you want about whatever it is they’re always criticised for but, contrary to many of their peers, when Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen say they want privacy, they actually go about securing their privacy. Full Story

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Best of 2009: Blanchett BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 08:09:17 December 16, 2009 08:09:17

Somehow Megan Fox ended up front row at Armani in Paris. It was revealed later that she is the brand’s new underwear spokesperson. Photo Assumption says that that decision doesn’t seem to have been very well received by longtime Armani fan Ms Cate Blanchett, a style icon who has worn Prive on many major occasions, and who was seated next to the Fox during the show Full Story

All our girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 07:21:12 December 16, 2009 07:21:12

Exclusive Twi-Hards kept tweeting at me and bombing my inbox yesterday – their tits were in a twist over a photo shoot involving Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin for Vogue. E!Online Full Story

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Madge & Lourdes face Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 06:51:09 December 16, 2009 06:51:09

In fairness to Madonna, she’s got a decade on Nicole Kidman. Still…the sight of these two on the same carpet last night at the New York premiere of Nine must have been a plastic surgeon’s erection. What? But Granny Kidman doesn’t f-ck around with her face. That’s what she tells magazines. Full Story

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Smack the Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 06:22:53 December 16, 2009 06:22:53

Since I’m going to hell already I’ll say it for you – the little one’s voice is just as annoying as her older sister. Of course it’s a Cyrus. What else could it be? You’ve already enjoyed the sight of Noah Cyrus working a pole Full Story

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The HFPA was all over Inglourious Basterds. Just finished watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations where Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake had the honour of announcing the Best Motion Picture nominees. Really? Him? Son, quit making it about you.  Read Full Intro

Sit DOWN Centaur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 14:03:36 December 15, 2009 14:03:36

Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling. Full Story

Best of 2009: Country Bitch ducking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 13:32:53 December 15, 2009 13:32:53

She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying to make a bid for the Olympic team) are dating. Full Story

Scabby’s honest day of work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 11:33:59 December 15, 2009 11:33:59

Credit. To Scabby for actually earning money without getting passed around on her knees by billionaires or hosting some low life party. She’s in London now and last night was her first performance as the Genie of the Lamp in the pantomime production of Aladdin at the New Wimbledon Theatre. I mean f-ck, this is downright respectable. Full Story

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