Taupe’s whispers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:17:00 January 22, 2010 06:17:00

Valentine’s Day is coming up. The occasion and the movie. Since the film stars almost everyone in Hollywood, they’re now all covering magazines and appearing on talk shows to promote it. Jessica Biel ended up on Vogue. And her BFF Taupe Garner gets Parade. Safe. The interview is predictably beige. Full Story

For sale: Porny’s High Waisted Horror?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:08:31 January 22, 2010 06:08:31

Sweet Jesus, Please Shiloh, no. My Porny has announced that she’s launching her own denim line. When you think Porny + Jeans, what comes to mind? Oh you know exactly what comes to mind. You’re looking at the pictures. It’s the High Waisted Horrors. From the Country Chili Cook-off, remember? January 25th marks the 1 year anniversary of the Country Chili Cook-off High Waisted Horror. Full Story

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January 22, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 05:55:00 January 22, 2010 05:55:00

Chrissy G, wishing you the best Dominican wedding ever. So happy you ignored our initial opinion that Ryan was a player - you are clearly the only girl for him. See you on the beach in our matching thong bikinis! Your girls, Shannon & Alison. To Nicholle - the coolest girl I know. My fellow Chuck Bass lover, fashionista sister, and Lainey addict - Yellowknife - watch out ! Full Story

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

BAFTA nominations were announced today with An Education and Avatar leading the way at 8 nominations each and District 9 getting some British love with 7 mentions. I should have given District 9 more love last year. It’s now available on DVD.  Read Full Intro

Busted bun weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 14:36:45 January 21, 2010 14:36:45

Looks like Posh is tired of her hair. But I never thought Posh would pull a Chicken Fried Britney. Check her out at Heathrow today in a rather understated (for her) airport outfit holding up a busted looking bun weave at the back of her head. That’s like do-it-yourself-at-home styles right there. Full Story

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One bitch she can’t step on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 11:28:00 January 21, 2010 11:28:00

Jennifer Lopez attended the book launch for her makeup artist Scott Barnes last night in New York. They’ve reconciled after he quit her ass when she fake-invited him to her wedding only to have him work the entire time on her face without payment. Hag move. And he punished her for it too. By telling the world she’s a cheap twat. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 10:35:42 January 21, 2010 10:35:42

New face, NO SALES. Good taste prevails over Heidi Montag? (The Superficial)

Are these Bad Girls, or are they Twi-Hards? (Dlisted)

Mimi’s cheese goes to the prom (HollywoodTuna)

See what a difference a GOOD stylist makes? She’s STUNNING (Just Jared)

Leo & Bar at Targé (Pop Sugar)

Kanye out, Tina in, and the stars actually have to pay??? (Popeater)

Hmmm…what do you think is all over Dina Lohan’s legs? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Robert Pattinson “tender & aching”? Just reading this give me fontrum (ASL)

LOVE this dress on Scarjo (Popoholic)

Why is Ashley Olsen dressed like a ROSSUM?????????????? (Go Fug Yourself)

Canada For Haiti & Hope For Haiti Now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 09:46:18 January 21, 2010 09:46:18

Tomorrow night at 7 p.m. ET/PT, 8 p.m. AT/MT, 8:30 p.m. NT, 9 p.m, Canadian broadcasters CTV, CBC, and Global will join forces in support of relief efforts in Haiti. The commercial free one hour telethon will air across all three networks hosted by Ben Mulroney, George Stroumboulopoulos, and Cheryl Hickey with live performances by The Tragically Hip and K’naan and featuring appearances by: Celine DionJustin BieberNelly FurtadoSarah McLachlanSimple PlanDavid FosterBarenaked LadiesChantal KreviazukRaine MaidaMeasha Brueggergosman Also signing on: James CameronJason ReitmanRyan Reynolds Michael J. Full Story

CNN vs Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 08:16:21 January 21, 2010 08:16:21

People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog began to grow. Full Story

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