Butterscotch hiking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 07:23:00 May 31, 2010 07:23:00

In North Vancouver, Grouse Mountain (the BCMC) – here’s Owen Wilson who was joined this weekend by his brother Andrew and Woody Harrelson getting in a workout on the weekend. He completed the hike in 56 minutes just behind Andrew and well ahead of Woody who took an hour and 20 minutes. Also with Owen: a woman purported to be his steady girlfriend, with whom he’s less mindful of being photographed. Full Story

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May 31, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 07:01:49 May 31, 2010 07:01:49

Happy belated Birthday Melanie! Lilo and Ralph Macchio...what? At Karen’s request, here he is, just last month, at one of those “conventions” for bygone movie stars. Am wondering if this is what James Franco will look like in 15 years. Happy 30th Birthday Lori from your sister Lisa who wants me to remind you that 30 is not a death sentence. Full Story

The GMD Pea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 13:16:27 May 28, 2010 13:16:27

Well...he’s not Jakey. It’s because he’s too earnest about it. And then when he fronts like it’s all loose and fun and easy, it’s hard to believe he’s unclenched. Is he ever unclenched? This is Tom Cruise with will.i.am doing interviews yesterday, several of them, to begin promotion for Knight & Day. Full Story

We can all relate to SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 11:57:12 May 28, 2010 11:57:12

Well can't we? This is what they try to sell us on, isn't it? I read an article recently where she said that she eats whenever she wants and whatever she wants because life is too short for deprivation and she couldn't imagine existing without the joy of food. Some sh-t like that. So here's the relatable, food-enjoying Sarah Jessica Parker, the morning after the UK premiere of Sex & the City 2, arriving at the Alexander McQueen offices today in London in jeans and heels showing off her relatable, food-enjoying legs. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 10:59:00 May 28, 2010 10:59:00

Note that the camera does not linger too long on any Madonna body part. Like if you look too long it’ll crumble to dust (Dlisted)

But she’s not MARRIED!!! Will all the Twilight fans call her a whore? (The Superficial)

It’s official: Justin Bieber fans are just as f-cked as Twi-Hards (Popeater)

Kate Hudson wears a short Gwyneth snatch dress and a trench (Hollywood Tuna)

More fashion porn from the Sex & the City 2 afterparty (Pop Sugar)

The Sexual Healing of Russell Brand (Just Jared)

Be thankful they care enough to snap you. It won't last long. (Popoholic)

Gwyneth’s huge ring distracts from the upskirt (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hoping that Daniel Craig’s gay kiss is for reals but it’s probably not (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson scribbles (Hollywood Life)

Girls who make me sad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 10:20:26 May 28, 2010 10:20:26

Chill. I’m not saying engagement and pregnancy make me sad. Of course it’s a wonderful time in Alicia Keys’s life. Just wish there wasn’t a torn family cloud hanging over the news. Because, well, I believe Mashonda. Read Mashonda’s story here Full Story

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James is the Young Xavier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 08:56:20 May 28, 2010 08:56:20

Everyone wants to be in a superhero movie these days. Even the real actors. Like James McAvoy. It’s certainly a lucrative opportunity. In his case though, there is a little more than that. Just announced: James McAvoy will star in X-Men: First Class as Charles Xavier. A young Charles Xavier. Before the chair. Full Story

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Player Summit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 07:29:27 May 28, 2010 07:29:27

After a few days in Europe to support the English football team, David Beckham was back in LA last night, courtside for the Laker’s dramatic buzzer-beating win over the Suns at home in Los Angeles. My heart broke for Steve Nash. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed to enjoy himself very much with his boys which, for a minute, included Jeremy Piven. Full Story

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Megan Fox’s replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 07:06:00 May 28, 2010 07:06:00

You wish Ashley Greene. Michael Bay was rather swift about finding a replacement for Megan Fox. Just Jared is reporting that taking over for her in Transformers 3 will be British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 23 years old, known for her Victoria’s Secret body, and was all over Jason Statham last month at Coachella. Full Story

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