Anna Wintour on David Letterman. Did you watch? Loved every minute. More on that later.
First – my city is under siege. As if it wasn’t enough that Twi-Hards are arriving every day in the hopes of marrying Robert Pattinson or officiating his wedding to Kristen Stewart, Ebola Hilton is now in town, inciting a mob scene wherever it goes as paps wait to shoot its every move and idiots calling themselves fans begged for photos and autographs.
Because fame makes people cheap.
And people are dumb.
And we have much work to do. The public is ignorant of the disease. Virus education and prevention – they must be made aware. Also - if you Twi-Hards need an enemy….
Ebola is after your crew. Details below.
Late articles were posted yesterday including Lilo’s 24/7 drama and Melanie Griffith’s routine rehab. Scroll down for more. Am online all day today.
Yours in gossip,
Britney Spears was chicken fried half asleep during the first leg of her tour last spring. Multiple cities, multiple reports: she couldn’t be bothered, performance was lackluster, she wasn’t into it at all. After a holiday break with her boys, Britney has resumed touring in North America and many of you have written, from many locations, to say that the energy level is different, that she seems to have elevated her game, that she now rubs herself onstage with some more enthusiasm. Full Story
What Jennifer Aniston and Ebola have in common (Dlisted)
Bless her for not getting implants. Please don’t change (The Superficial)
Always a supermodel. Damn. (Hollywood Tuna)
Not sure why exactly he’s tearing his shirt off, but also not complaining (Just Jared)
Puke. (Pop Sugar)
Thumb and Tongue opening monologue? (INO)
Taylor Swift’s new crush (ASL)
Really like her as a blonde (PopEater)
DEFiNITely Mila. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Why isn’t Olivia Wilde more famous? (Popoholic)
He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented and pathetic. Full Story
Thanks to HTC who just emailed me – Twitter is buzzing about a possible hookup between Ryan Gosling and Kat Dennings? The evidence is nowhere near slamdunk but intriguing all the same. I REPEAT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SKIM: Nowhere near slamdunk. But intriguing all the same. Apparently some due tweeted Full Story
Here’s what you’ll read about today across most entertainment sites and blogs: MJ’s murder The sociopathic douchebag who murdered his wife The Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag with 8 kids who left his wife The 2 plastic douchebags who appear on The Hills F List reality tv stars who are pregnantHere’s what will be ignored in favour of the aforementioned: Jason BatemanAm NOT ignoring Jason Bateman. Full Story
Stephen Moyer was shot leaving a hair salon last week with a cap on – was hoping he had that sh-t cut off. Clearly he did not. The Ass Bangs turned up last night at the Nylon party – Anna Paquin covers the new issue. Anna, as usual, looks sexy and sweet. Stephen, while certainly an improvement on Bill Compton’s grey face and loser personality, looks ridiculous with the fringe and that earring. Full Story
As I reported a few weeks ago, Ebola Paris Hilton is guest starring on Supernatural. Not sure why the show felt the need to expose its cast and crew to that disease but here it is, arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin work. Ebola is apparently playing a shapeshifter who shapeshifts into “Paris Hilton” and tries to kill everyone. Full Story