Best Granny bird tits: Kate Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 12:00:44 January 18, 2010 12:00:44

Manslinger wore white last night and came to flirt. She flirted with Billy Bush, she flirted throughout the off camera mingle sessions, she flirted at the Weinstein afterparty. In the end she went home empty legged, but it won’t be long. Kate Hudson will hook up soon. In the meantime, this white dress, the material – what remarkable material: it doesn’t fold, it doesn’t wrinkle, it’s like some NASA sh-t cut into a dress. Full Story

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Best Dressed: Leonardo DiCaprio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:49:18 January 18, 2010 11:49:18

Mostly it’s the status. To sit next to Martin Scorsese, the legendary director’s current muse, and to stand with Robert DeNiro to present his award, the two flanking a Hollywood visionary as he’s honoured by the industry, on a night when the other director who turned him into a household teenybop superstar took home the big prize. Full Story

Best Last Year: Kate Winslet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:26:05 January 18, 2010 11:26:05

My love. Our love. Our Kate. Duana noted on our live blog last night: Tomorrow can you write an article about how Kate knows how to dress down when it's not her turn? With pleasure. These are the girl code moves Victoria Beckham keeps violating. Kate Winslet happily worked the carpet last year. As a nominee. Full Story

Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:14:34 January 18, 2010 11:14:34

She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she felt it. Jennifer Aniston wore another black dress, this time with mismatched breasts and a lot of thigh. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:00:00 January 18, 2010 11:00:00

The Globes wrap will resume after the followings tingles.

But will she make a big stink about this photoshop f-ckery? (Dlisted)

Um,yeah, I would trade a Demi bad hair day for any of my days (The Superficial)

Christina Aguilera: everything is serviceable but for the shoes (Hollywood Tuna)

Alexander Skarsgard, is he dead to you yet? (Just Jared)

Sigh. QB Quiver Alert: Tom and Jack at the park (Popsugar)

Lindsay Lohan unwelcome. Especially around Colin Farrell (Cele|bitchy)

Mischa Barton got a job. As an extra (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fergie wore a bridesmaid dress to the Globes and pretended it was her 2nd wedding (INO)

Rihanna’s courtside happiness (ASL)

George Clooney planning a telethon and a wedding? (PopEater)

Best Globes Couple: Josh & Diane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 10:00:02 January 18, 2010 10:00:02

Jackson & Kruger. I mean, it’s love in the rain. Am bursting from the Cute. SO CUTE. I want a man to hold an umbrella for me like that. Jacek would NEVER be this happy holding an umbrella for me. Jacek would be like – come on, my hair’s getting wet. Or come on – the game’s starting soon. Full Story

Worst Globe Douche: Bill Paxton?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 09:35:00 January 18, 2010 09:35:00

We discussed this last night during the live blog having watched it back on PVR a few times. Whether or not, after Michael C Hall was announced as Best Actor Drama, Bill Paxton said to his tablemates that: I lost to cancer. Have received many emails about it this morning. Some of you totally see him saying it. Full Story

Best Black: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 09:16:27 January 18, 2010 09:16:27

She didn’t wear the same dress over and over. No, Lea Michele did that for her. So Pene went with all black, lace and contrasting stipes. It’s not for everyone – oh no – but Penelope’s is an old school glamour mixed modern. She can where others cannot. And she did last night. Full Story

Worst Globe Hair: Taupe Garner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:58:34 January 18, 2010 08:58:34

Sweet Jesus she made me straight up ANGRY. Every time I see the pictures I am angry. So angry. How do you sit in a chair and ASK FOR THIS HAIR? Wait, let me guess. People.com is ranking this as a “best” of the night? I don’t even have to click over there and I know already. It’s what the MiniVan would want. Full Story

Best Hair: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:36:19 January 18, 2010 08:36:19

And body, and breasts, and skin, and everything. If we had to break it down, it would be only Halle all categories. Since that would eliminate the fun, I’m choosing hair. Because it’s so great to see her back with her iconic short hair after several years of not short hair. This really is her best hair. Full Story

Best Globes Makeup: Marion Cotillard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:21:50 January 18, 2010 08:21:50

Wasn’t my favourite Marion dress ever but I don’t think it was intended to be. She knows when it’s her time and when it’s not. Again, these are girl code subtleties that we all recognise. Well, most of us anyway. But while Marion’s style choice wasn’t intended for the best, there is no downplaying that face. Full Story