Remember John & Jen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2010 07:34:55 August 27, 2010 07:34:55

No? That’s the problem. Some people are trying to sell some bullsh-t about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer getting back together. Maybe because no one went to see her movie. Maybe because he worries no one cares anymore. It’s not like these two have never hooked up for a headline before, right? So there was some speculation that they were back on, and a few outlets like The Huffington Post tried to intrigue us about John singing to Jen at his show the other night, cryptic comments during his crowd banter that was supposedly meant to tell her – or a woman who looked like her standing side stage – that he was ready to give it another go. Full Story

Leo & the boys in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2010 07:03:02 August 27, 2010 07:03:02

It’s old school – Leonardo DiCaprio was in Vancouver yesterday with Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas who is working on Red Riding Hood (starring Amanda Seyfried), a film that Leo’s company is producing. These are the OGs, they’ve been friends for almost 20 years, maybe more, and it looks like a trip without the ladies, an afternoon of ice cream and cigars, and a camera to commemorate the occasion – why do I love that it’s hanging off Leo’s shoulder? It’s been a long time since Leo has affected me the way he did in that Rolling Stone shirtless photo earlier this summer. Full Story

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August 27, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2010 06:38:21 August 27, 2010 06:38:21

Happy Birthday Lisa in Fredericton NB from, well, more than one friend. Multiple requests came in for you because clearly your girls know you love a big splash! Wishing you the most wonderful 40th from your “secret pal” and also from your BFF Becky. Leonard Cohen tops your Five List? Oh now you DO have great taste. Full Story

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Love London SO much. Took the Heathrow Express from the airport this morning, only 15 minutes, but free wireless on the train. This is civilisation! So Mark Salling, following yesterday’s report that he was stepping out on Naya Rivera, took to Twitter  Read Full Intro

Shop Watch > BumpWatch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 12:01:56 August 26, 2010 12:01:56

As you know, I hate BumpWatch. BumpWatch + a loose dress = sh-tty gossip investigation. It’s highly, highly unreliable. Shop Watch on the other hand is a much better indication of pregnancy. And it’s Shop Watch that is making me come around to the idea that our Mimi might just be expecting a rainbow. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 11:18:00 August 26, 2010 11:18:00

Hi Gossips. Thanks for all the ‘love mail’ for not posting your messages during the live blogs. F you too. Kidding. Stepping in for Tingles and we’ll have a bit more from Lainey after that, but it might be a short day because she’ll likely need start shoe shopping in London at sticker prices equal to those in Canada except at a 1.63 exchange. Lovely. - Jacek

Lainey thinks OW is becoming one of those Maxim pieces now but I don’t object one bit (The Superficial)

There’s nothing pea about Brian William’s cock (Dlisted)

Why would she sell the story when she just bagged 100+ million? (Popeater)

Take some fat from your lips and put it on your hips (Hollywood Tuna)

Quality talent on quality programming (Just Jared)

Charlize Thersey (Pop Sugar)

I’m all for big natural titties but these…I just wouldn’t know what to do with them. It’s all too much. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Always a bitch but always a hot one. #1 on the hf list for sure (Popoholic)

SERIOUS bitchface courtesy Drew (the FAB life)

Dear GOD! Someone please intervene (Go Fug Yourself)

Holiday clothes for Chinese people

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 09:56:00 August 26, 2010 09:56:00

When my mother sees this ensemble she’ll be all over me to buy it for her. Forget the House of the Sh-ts, Beysus should really be Made For China. It’s tacky, it’s gold, and there are 8s all over. Double 8s too. Really, you can’t go wrong. What’s our obsession with the Number 8? The word for 8 sounds kinda like the word for rich. Full Story

Chicken Fried PDA and bikini count

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 09:47:02 August 26, 2010 09:47:02

Britney Spears continues her holiday with Jason Trawick and today’s photos feature Fried Chicken in a green bikini after yesterday’s yellow one, its owner wrapped around her boyfriend in the water, the happiest she’s looked in a long time. I guess it’s not hard to be happy in Hawaii. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Halle & Gabriel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 09:28:44 August 26, 2010 09:28:44

Keeping it together for their daughter, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry were in London this morning – me too! – hanging out with Nahla, furniture shopping, hitting up the London Eye, looking for the Queen at Buckingham Palace. Some reports suggest that Halle and Gabriel are trying to reconcile, that they’re giving their relationship another chance. Full Story

Was it a 2 for 1 deal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 08:21:00 August 26, 2010 08:21:00

OK! Magazine had the exclusive on Hilary Duff’s wedding day – at a rumoured rate of $1 million – and now they’re publishing her personal honeymoon photos. Was it a 2 for 1 deal? Or was that extra cash money for the newlyweds? As you can see, there’s a pool shot and some flattering scenic pictures and oh, of course, the standard “Just Married” in the sand cheese photo now shared with millions of people in the pages of a celebrity weekly, rounding out their entire wedding march – from proposal to wedding to honeymoon, we’ve seen every step of the way! I guess when the work is slow, you take what you can. Full Story

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Short hair at home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 07:50:00 August 26, 2010 07:50:00

Emma Watson arrived back in London yesterday and hooked up with friends for dinner and a night out, photographed candidly for the first time at home with her new hair. The day before her boyfriend George Craig and his band One Night Only promoted their album at HMV. George apparently has competition in the form of wee Justin Bieber who wants to take Emma to one of his own shows Full Story

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