Drizzy > Breezy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 13:32:24 December 4, 2009 13:32:24

Hell yeah. Speaking of sh-t disturbing, Vibe is disturbing some really good sh-t with its new issue featuring two covers: Drake and Chris Brown. Oh la. Chris Brown of course is the piece of sh-t who’s trying to sell a new album while riding the high from his beatdown of Rihanna. Drake however is the Canadian breakout artist and Degrassi alumnus who worked with everyone from Kanye to Jay-Z to Lykke Li this year and who just earned two Grammy nominations this week for Best Rap Solo Performance and Best Rap Song and… Is rumoured to have been the first to date RiRi after Breezy. Full Story

Taupe’s little arms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 11:52:38 December 4, 2009 11:52:38

I remarked on what I perceived to be her Thinnification the other day – click here if you missed it – and last night Taupe Jennifer Garner stepped out at the Children’s Defence Fund in LA showing off her little arms. Or maybe it’s just me. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 11:21:00 December 4, 2009 11:21:00

More proof that Lindsay Lohan is homewrecking Jessica Alba (The Superficial)

Rock’n’roll Tiger Woods: sex, drugs, shame (Dlisted)

She should be Jessica Simpson’s role model. This is how you do it with big breasts (Hollywood Tuna)

Tiger’s mentors (Popeater)

Alexander Skarsgard kissing a boy (Just Jared)

Insanely hot Becks in Africa (Pop Sugar)

See Kristen Stewart go anti-Bella Swan (ASL)

Maybe one day Nicole Kidman will have 6 lips like this bitch (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Liv Tyler and Zach Braff?!?! (Cele|bitchy)

Does Reese approve of Jakey’s back tat? (Towleroad)

Brothers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 11:03:05 December 4, 2009 11:03:05

Darren and I went to see it last night. We were stuck behind two losers who would not stop kissing. And not even like hot kissing. They would hug with their eyes closed. Sick f-ckers. At one point Darren counted 23 kisses in 45 seconds. When he had to let go of her to find his tickets, she almost fell apart. Full Story

Better?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 09:28:00 December 4, 2009 09:28:00

I can’t decide. You decide. It’s Meg Ryan in New York promoting her new film Serious Moonlight first on Regis & Kelly and then at the premiere with director Cheryl Hines and Justin Long. From some angles the work isn’t so scary. From other angles, the work is very, very scary. I loved Meg Ryan. Full Story

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Children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 08:45:34 December 4, 2009 08:45:34

Children wake up,hold your mistake up,before they turn the summer into dust. Songs just pop in your head suddenly. This is what popped when I saw these photos today of Sisters JailBait Miley and Noah Cyrus going through Miami airport. Miley is 17, Noah is 9. And they look it. And this is good. And it should be acknowledged. Full Story

Pitt Porn is art

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 08:18:13 December 4, 2009 08:18:13

For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba Bitch decided to defile Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Just Like Heaven on W

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 08:06:18 December 4, 2009 08:06:18

Time for another movie on W Network’s TripleFlix movie event tomorrow (and every Saturday this fall). In fact, there are three blockbuster movies back to back to back with a premiere movie in the 9pm E/P slot. Tomorrow (Saturday, December 5th) at 9pm E/P it’s Just Like Heaven starring Reese Witherspoon and Mark Ruffalo. Full Story

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Third Lip, red lips, and big teeth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 07:31:06 December 4, 2009 07:31:06

Third Lip was painted red yesterday at the London premiere of Nine. Third Lip looks smaller in red, non? Or is that because the teeth are now so big? Many of you have written to remark on Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s teeth. Do they seem enlarged? Veneers? Poor Third Lip. She’s always fighting something. Full Story

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A well timed date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 07:03:18 December 4, 2009 07:03:18

The cutest dimpliest couple in Hollywood stepped out last night for a dinner date followed by ice cream. Awwwww. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner worked together on Valentine’s Day, then when released from set, they hooked up at Benihana finishing their night off with dessert. Adorable, yes. Well timed? Very much yes. Full Story

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December 4, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 06:50:03 December 4, 2009 06:50:03

Happy Birthday Viv from Kirsten who thanks you for another year of friendship and applauds you for keeping your Twi-Hard in check. I understand these are anxious times for you re: Gwyneth and Chris. Picture a single GOOP in her late 30s trying to reinvent. Should make for at least 2 or 3 appropriately nauseating newsletters. Full Story