June 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 3, 2009 06:41:55 Posted at June 3, 2009 06:41:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Amanda H! Had such a lovely time at Baru that night. We must do again soon? Tell Ritchie to have us over! To Lisa N – Happy 40th! With love from your big sister Tari.  Full Story

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Was nervous for Conan O’Brien last night. He seemed more nervous than anyone else. Love Conan but did not love the debut. The timing seemed off. And the jokes… were for old people. The old people loyal to Leno. Which is The Tonight Show audience. They say Conan skews younger and that they want more hip. The first show wasn’t so hip. But it’s Conan. He’ll grow into it. With help from his famous friends.

And some GOOP!

GOOPy Thursday on The Tonight Show features my Gwyneth Paltrow who has nothing to promote and appears to be simply doing it as a favour. She’s so giving like that. John Mayer Trio will be on at the same time. Of course John wants to be friends with G. Who doesn’t?

It’s Tuesday, have a cold that won’t go away. On the plus side, am extra bitchy.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Don’t forget to vote on the Venus Embrace Look Book. So far Kelly Ripa is lagging behind…with Fergie! Not exactly the best company. New look coming Thursday.

Twilight Saga casting updates - Eclipse

June 2, 2009 20:19:18 Posted at June 2, 2009 20:19:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have been asking when they’ll return to Vancouver to resume filming. Probably August, yes. BUT…there’s no confirmed date. Any reports you’ve read about an exact date in August are premature considering the schedule is still being drafted. Again – the schedule is STILL BEING DRAFTED. Full Story

How bad is it?

June 2, 2009 17:00:00 Posted at June 2, 2009 17:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When you have to pose next to one of these things and you’re not in Japan? This is Wilmer Valderrama today in Vegas for who knows what, and why does it matter when he’s taking photos with a lifesize Handy Man…??? Is he poor? By our standards he’s definitely not poor. Several seasons of 70s would have earned him at least a few million and cash from syndication – he’s not regular person poor, no. Full Story

Lady Noir in New York

June 2, 2009 16:08:59 Posted at June 2, 2009 16:08:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I had to come back as a white person, I’d come back as Marion Cotillard. She’s perfect. It was very difficult to sit at the same restaurant recently with her and not beg her to be best friends. To eat my spinach risotto with my back to her and not turn around to offer her some. Fortunately it was the best spinach risotto I’ve ever tasted and sharing is stupid. Full Story

Evan Rachel Wood: slight improvement

June 2, 2009 13:36:00 Posted at June 2, 2009 13:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friend Laura is addicted to Robert Pattinson. He’s like crack for her. She and our other friend Lorella enable each other over email. Sometimes they copy me in and I asked to be excused from the conversation. Yesterday Laura candidly described their habit as follows: “Yes, Lorella and I are horrible influences on each other. Full Story

Spock in hat with ‘stache

June 2, 2009 12:16:37 Posted at June 2, 2009 12:16:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The other day I simply linked to a few new photos of Zachary Quinto and hundreds of you quivered all over my inbox. Let’s see what happens when I actually post some. This generation’s Spock showed up at the airport this morning headed to Mexico to promote Star Trek. As you can see, he’s trying out some pervy facial hair. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 2, 2009 11:54:10 Posted at June 2, 2009 11:54:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For any of you who still doubt that my Twi-hard hate mail is fake (Dlisted)

Am sad that she doesn’t eat anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox loved her hair, even though everyone else didn’t (The Superficial)

Never sad to see Hugh in a tux (Just Jared)

But the question is – did Reese have to pay for them? (Pop Sugar)

Why is Letterman inviting this sh-t??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Every Twi-hard would die, literally, for this chance (INO)

The only time Ebola turns down a set of balls and it’s the worst mistake ever (Holy Moly)

You will disagree, but Leighton’s was my favourite (Popoholic)

Kristin Cavallari is always a step behind (The Blemish)

Lilo, Ungaro, Paris, and London

June 2, 2009 10:00:26 Posted at June 2, 2009 10:00:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki. Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, on a film set which is why the paps haven’t been shooting her every day but now that she’s messing around overseas, perhaps a date with Lily Allen too, we’ll see her cracked out dirty face again at 5am soon enough. Full Story

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Kelly, Gaga, and Vaginas

June 2, 2009 08:49:41 Posted at June 2, 2009 08:49:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Kelly Clarkson in Australia today promoting her album All I Ever Wanted. She’ll continue promoting it in Canada, specifically Toronto, on June 21, at the MuchMusic Video Awards joining Lady Gaga and the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers on a star studded list of performers and presenters. I Do Not Hook Up is on my running playlist right now. Full Story

Em & all his friends

June 2, 2009 08:33:13 Posted at June 2, 2009 08:33:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eminem and Jay Z played a show last night sponsored by Guitar Hero at the Wiltern. Celebrities spotted: Ali Larter and Amy Smart, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves, Ashlee Simpson, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jeremy Piven, and a very good friend of Ebola Hilton, Adrian Grenier. Am mentioning this for the 3 people left who still want him as a boyfriend. Full Story

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