The Mighty Opes & Clooney

August 20, 2009 11:16:42 Posted at August 20, 2009 11:16:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The TIFF guest list was released this morning. Stacked with celebrities. None more powerful of course than the Mighty Herself, Oprah Winfrey. Looks like Precious is making an Oscar push. And as we all know, Oscar campaigns begin in Toronto. Which is why the Opes, being a producer, along with Tyler Perry, is throwing Her influence around where it’s needed to see this through. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 20, 2009 11:08:19 Posted at August 20, 2009 11:08:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where Tom Cruise will be shopping (DListed)

And the People created these monsters. The People suck (The Superficial)

More Tori in the morning? Throw up every day (Just Jared)

Are they poor??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Now I get it. Because I can’t stop staring at her bare breasts – NUDITY (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen can wear anything (Pop Sugar)

The weirdest shot of Taupe Jennifer Garner’s neck (INO)

Please. Johnny Depp is probably the only actor who doesn’t care about Oscar (Cele|bitchy)

Poor Mandy Moore – the first time she’s acted in over 2 years (Popoholic)

THIS is what we were waiting for??? I hate it (PopEater)

September Issue BitchFace

August 20, 2009 09:42:30 Posted at August 20, 2009 09:42:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, there is an art to BitchFace. When it’s delivered by the best, it is an honour to receive it. Lara and I have received Anna Wintour’s BitchFace. I wish the same for each and every one of you. Full Story

Snap & Stiff

August 20, 2009 09:00:18 Posted at August 20, 2009 09:00:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know what it’s like to pose and look stupid. This is my problem in a photo shoot. The way they ask you to stand in the most flattering way to catch the light, it’s not comfortable at all. That’s the gift of a model. They work that sh-t and the pictures come out and they look natural. Full Story

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Keri Hilson: sh-t by association

August 20, 2009 08:29:00 Posted at August 20, 2009 08:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look! It’s Chris Brown. And he doesn’t look contrite. No, not at all. In fact, Chris Brown looks like he’s in great spirits – happy, relaxed, having a great time shooting a music video in LA. And why shouldn’t he be living the life, enjoying the life? All he did, after all, was pound his girlfriend’s face with his fist, bite her, kick her, almost kill her, and walk away unpunished, no consequences. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Fall Fashions at H&M

August 20, 2009 08:17:00 Posted at August 20, 2009 08:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Obviously I'm not in school. Like Ali Lohan, it’s been many, many, many years since school. But because of school September always feels fresh and new, even at work, even if I've been there all summer, right after Labour Day, I still get excited. I still want a new agenda, new books, new pencils, and of course a new wardrobe. Full Story

Not Natural, An Act, Insecure

August 20, 2009 07:44:14 Posted at August 20, 2009 07:44:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you can believe it, we’re not talking about Victoria Beckham. These three attributes: Not NaturalAn ActInsecure Were cited by Bradley Cooper (as reported in the new issue of Us Weekly) as the reasons why he did not want to be with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Fried Rice beginnings

August 20, 2009 07:06:28 Posted at August 20, 2009 07:06:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today looks promising. First I slept in an extra half an hour, it’s a luxury. Waking up at 5am instead of 4:30am makes a huge difference. The reason – I have to use up my vacation days before the end of the month. Don’t have to be on tv for the next week which means my morning won’t be truncated for makeup and studio time. Full Story

August 20, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 20, 2009 06:59:16 Posted at August 20, 2009 06:59:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 28th Birthday Sue! Joelle has told me all about your shared Twilight obsession. We’ll see if we can dig up some hate mail for you today as a birthday treat. To Irene H – Happy Birthday! Umm…has Cathy McC called you today yet? Apparently her solo this year is killer. Good luck with that. Full Story

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The new cover of Us Weekly –

And Jennifer Aniston gets shafted again.

It’s one thing to come second to the most beautiful woman in the world. It’s another to be passed over for SnapFace, slapped on the cover of a magazine with the title “Jen feels burned” having lost to someone she feels is inferior.

SO embarrassing.

And so NOT Fabulous at 40!

Because no matter how hard she keeps trying to convince us that she is Fabulous at 40!, it’s too easy to believe otherwise, exclamation point or not.

It was a Chicken Fried Top 10 on Letterman last night – did you see? Britney looked great – hot body, nice face, budget ass weave was under control. And she managed to read off her lines without flubbing although, poor thing, the strain to read was almost too much. It’s a skill she doesn’t use often.

Wednesday – am blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,



Quinto by request

August 19, 2009 17:11:22 Posted at August 19, 2009 17:11:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a weird wish fulfillment thing happening here. First GGB, then Matthew S emailed a few hours ago asking for some Zachary Quinto… Here’s Zachary Quinto! At a Save the Arcade Campaign in Glendale today. People like my husband Jacek are killing the arcade. On his couch, with his Playstation, against anonymous randoms online, hockey, football, golf, for hours and hours and hours. Full Story