Sandy & Smug Bitch

June 2, 2009 08:13:46 Posted at June 2, 2009 08:13:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the premiere of The Proposal last night in LA. See I love Sandra Bullock. I have loved her since Speed and way back when my dad bought me an illegal pay tv box in university, I watched While You Were Sleeping at least once a day for months because it kept looping on the movie channel. And it was never boring. Full Story

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Maya & John’s little movie

June 2, 2009 07:30:47 Posted at June 2, 2009 07:30:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The stars of Away We Go, Maya Rudolph and John Krasinski at the screening last night adorably like their characters: unglamorous, awkward, and pregnant! Maya is expecting her second with Paul Thomas Anderson, great timing, and John and girlfriend Emily Blunt are doing it long distance since she’s shooting Gulliver’s Travels in England. Full Story

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First since Oscar

June 2, 2009 07:20:26 Posted at June 2, 2009 07:20:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Kate Winslet’s first carpet since winning her Oscar in February. She said she wanted to retreat, spend time with her children, her husband, and not work for a while. Unlike Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, she’s true to her word. But she hit the circuit last night in support of Sam Mendes. Full Story

June 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 2, 2009 07:10:27 Posted at June 2, 2009 07:10:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Kiran G on graduating from SFU with your BBA! Happy Sweet 16 to Keirra from Abby! Besitos from Argentina! Can’t wait till we can party in BA! Congrats to Christina W, Stephanie M, Alyssa B, Blaine M, and Alison C for winning the Salon make-over portion of the Schwarzkopf OSiS Glamour Queen contest we ran earlier this year, and to David & Stacey K from Winnipeg for taking in the grand prize! Full Story

Monday, June 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Only at MTV does an Oscar winner lose out to vampire fan fiction cheese. But while Twilight may have been the big winner, the smuttiest moment of the night was of course when Bruno’s ass took out Eminem.

True or fraud?

Check the poll.

My thoughts to follow. Also fashion highlights and lowlights. Ugh. Megan Fox. Ugh JailBait Miley Cyrus. Who’s worse?

A serious lack of major star power last night, non? Cameron Diaz, Denzel, and the rest felt like the Kids’ Choice Awards.

But Fight Club reunited on Saturday night! Brad and Edward and a hot leather jacket together again. YUM.

It’s Monday. Am blogging all day, trying not to be tempted by the golf weather.

Also – was tweeting during the Movie Awards. Click here for my Twitter.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Big love to Jessi Cruickshank and Dan Levy who co-hosted the MTV Movie Awards red carpet last night with Sway. Two Canadians broadcasting live on a major night in Hollywood. Yes.


June 1, 2009 15:31:07 Posted at June 1, 2009 15:31:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Morley and I played this game for an hour last week. When something is so perfect you want more of it. And you also want it to maintain its pristine perfection. Especially if its star crashed and burned and needs a comeback… Said Winona Ryder in Empire Magazine Full Story

One of these is a Cyrus

June 1, 2009 12:47:12 Posted at June 1, 2009 12:47:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks Kristy for the heads up. One of these objects is a Cyrus. Noah Lindsey Cyrus. 9 years old. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must CLICK HERE for more of these images. If you can stomach it. Full Story

Cheater in costume?

June 1, 2009 12:07:21 Posted at June 1, 2009 12:07:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Touch Magazine claimed last week that Josh Brolin cheated on Diane Lane in New Orleans with some local piece at a bar. They ran the story with a photo of Josh comfortably ensconced between the woman’s legs. Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 1, 2009 11:07:19 Posted at June 1, 2009 11:07:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig is ice cold and needs to be sucked (Dlisted)

Selling out your kids can buy you a bikini body (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze finds her own Pax? (Just Jared)

Heidi’s kind of penis (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried budget pink booties (Pop Sugar)

Beyonce on a bike…in Uggs! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Harry Potter doesn’t like shooting sex (INO)

Naomi & Liev made SUCH a cute baby (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

How Megan Fox is like Denise Richards (ICYDK)

Who’s wearing more foundation? (ASL)

Johnny fries my rice

June 1, 2009 09:38:41 Posted at June 1, 2009 09:38:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Been battling a cold for days. Slept like sh-t last night. Early early rise this morning… But now it’s all better. It’s become a fried rice day. Johnny on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair Full Story

Brad and Sugar Tits

June 1, 2009 08:53:26 Posted at June 1, 2009 08:53:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards on Saturday. Full Story

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