What will Ashlee do?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 17:51:39 October 22, 2009 17:51:39

EW is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and some other dude have been axed from the new Melrose Place. The official word is that this was the intention all along. I don’t watch the show, but many of you who do have been quite expressive about how she’s the worst part of it. Full Story

Meryl works in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 13:25:54 October 22, 2009 13:25:54

I was told of a Meryl Streep encounter recently where she was approached by a fan at a café while she was enjoying time with friends and asked for a photo, at which point she very graciously declined and said “I’m sorry, I’m not working right now”. Unlike the modern lot of twats that run that town, Meryl has kept that separation very clear. Full Story

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Naïve & Crusty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 11:52:41 October 22, 2009 11:52:41

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are in London promoting Chloe. Hopefully Amanda has sorted out her representation issues. I’m telling you, in Toronto she was like an abused lamb. She’s a talented, sweet girl. But she needs to be smarter about the people around her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 11:05:13 October 22, 2009 11:05:13

Chris Brown says you are wrong for judging him (Popeater)

It’s the “anchor dude’s unintentional pun drop” that kicked off my giggles that STILL won’t stop (Dlisted)

A very ordinary Scarjo in a very ordinary, unflattering dress (The Superficial)

I would buy this shirt…but for my muffin top (Hollywood Tuna)

Isaac Mizrahi did not grab MK’s breast. Or Ashley’s. (Just Jared)

Do you judge Brody Jenner by his taste in women? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ben, Jen and Hamm! (Pop Sugar)

Say what Granny Nicole??? Kidman is a hypocrite (The Blemish)

Country Bitch thinks Twitter is stalking her (INO)

Bendy supermodel mimics the Opera House (Popoholic)

Carey forgives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 10:06:40 October 22, 2009 10:06:40

Hopefully she made him grovel. And promise not to be a whiny “me me me” narcissistic bitch boyfriend. Photo Assumption says he seems to be trying hard to keep his girl. A flirty Shia LaBeouf was on set yesterday with Carey Mulligan in New York shooting Wall Street 2, a remarkable departure from the sullen pouting baby we’re used to seeing. Full Story

Back to back Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 08:33:52 October 22, 2009 08:33:52

You loved Ewan McGregor on Wednesday. Today he’s back for more. Ewan appeared on Regis & Kelly yesterday – screen shots attached. Then he and his wife Eve flew to LA, photographed with their bags arriving at LAX. Ewan, in a jaunty hat, took care of the cart as he led them out of the arrivals area. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles: The Devil Wears Prada on W

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 08:23:18 October 22, 2009 08:23:18

W Network’s TripleFlix movie event continues Saturday (and every Saturday this fall) with, well, what’s become yet another iconic Meryl Streep performance. The Devil Wears Prada premieres this Saturday (October 24th) at 9pm E/P on W. Meryl, Emily Blunt, Anne Hathaway, and Stanley Tucci. Full Story

No GOOP on girl’s night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 08:06:10 October 22, 2009 08:06:10

Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up for dinner last night in London. Where’s Gwyneth? She’d be there too if she could. Or maybe it’s Tracy Anderson who’s come between Madge and G? Doubtful. G would never choose a lowly employee over the Queen of Pop. Gwyneth is probably too busy trying to make fried rice from spelt, much like she completely raped the recipe for bibimbop. Full Story

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No Botox for the eyeballs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 07:26:35 October 22, 2009 07:26:35

If it were possible, I wonder if Granny Freeze would take care of that too. Then she’d never be caught by cameras looking like this. Which is less than perfect. And less than perfect isn’t good enough. Only completely immobilised and creaseless is good enough. But let’s not fault Gran for seeming tired. Full Story

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Porny & Spittle!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 07:14:34 October 22, 2009 07:14:34

Post divorce, Jessica Simpson has the worst taste in men. And the same taste as Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer, now Gerard Butler? So says Page Six, reporting today that Porny had dinner with Spittle on Tuesday, accompanied by friends but totally cocooned in their own imaginary bubble, eventually leaving the restaurant together…for more? Great. Full Story

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

There’s no better way to open the day than with some photos of Bill Nighy. Check him out arriving back at his hotel last night in Beverly Hills. And just in time too. Pirate Radio, formerly titled The Boat That Rocked, will FINALLY premiere in North American on November 13. I watched it and loved it on a flight a couple of months ago – click here for a refresher - and, as usual, Bill delivers the sexy. All the time he delivers the sexy.

Pirate Radio is fun. So fun. Philip Seymour Hoffman is surprisingly sexy. Emma Thompson, as usual, is sublime. And you will fall in love with Tom Sturridge. Sweet apple cheeked beautiful Tom Sturridge.

It’s Wednesday and Pippy has taken pity on Shelfy. See? Her cling is unshakeable. Am blogging all day, check back often, and please scroll down for late day posts from Tuesday.

Glee tonight makes up for the seemingly relentless rain. Of course I woke up today with good hair that will die as soon as I step outside. F-cker.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


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