Potter... or Spittle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 11:45:59 April 1, 2010 11:45:59

Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking butterbeer probably ranks much, much lower on the list of lifetime experiences than. Full Story

Sam Worthington’s fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 10:53:33 April 1, 2010 10:53:33

It’s like she’s a member of a British girl band. Natalie Mark, Sam Worthington’s girlfriend, has that look about her. Like one of the Sugagirls or Pops Aloud or All Pops or something. I read somewhere that she’s a “stylist”. Sure. Sam and Natalie were at the LA premiere of Clash of the Titans last night. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 10:33:49 April 1, 2010 10:33:49

Single and fame desperate in a bikini (The Superficial)

Bet you this dress originally came with straps (Dlisted)

Sigh. Sandy is reconsidering now (Popeater)

Ageless Alyssa Milano (Hollywood Tuna)

Marion Cotillard’s birthday present for Jacek (Just Jared)

Ashley Olsen adds to the Twin Empire (Pop Sugar

More proof that Twi-Hards are dumbass with their money (Betty Confidential)

Liz Hurley in leopard print wishing she had as much amazingness as Joan Collins (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Scarjo in a lot of leather in Iron Man 2 (Popoholic)

The boots are less frightening than how short those shorty shorts are (Go Fug Yourself)

Just cuz he’s good doesn’t mean it’s a good idea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 09:48:35 April 1, 2010 09:48:35

David Fincher is a good director. And if there had never been an attempt at making The Millennium Trilogy into a movie series he’d be the best candidate, sure, to take on the task. BUT THERE ALREADY IS A FILM VERSION OF THE MILLENNIUM TRILOGY. It is hugely successful in Europe. It has earned the overwhelming approval of Stieg Larsson’s fans. Full Story

Crank tweets and tabloids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 09:02:33 April 1, 2010 09:02:33

Lindsay Lohan showed up at Perez Hilton’s party the other night even though he regularly calls her a f-cking mess. Last night she was at the Star Magazine Young Stars event. A tabloid party? I mean... this is a new level of desperation. Especially since it’s been a rather epic week in the drama-filled life of Lilo whose father called a presser the other day to declare that he’ll be dragging her to rehab by her weave. Full Story

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Ants on pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 07:26:11 April 1, 2010 07:26:11

Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, my mother would probably wear these pants. Full Story

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The Heart Truth Fashion Show 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 06:58:07 April 1, 2010 06:58:07

Joannie Rochette walked down the runway and it was a standing ovation, and she held her sh-t together while everyone else was blubbering in the seats. That girl is steel. I love her. Heart disease and stroke is the leading cause of death for Canadian women. The LEADING CAUSE. And women are MORE likely to die of heart attack or stroke than men. Full Story

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April 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2010 06:43:11 April 1, 2010 06:43:11

To Claire from Celestial – was great meeting you yesterday! Happy 27th Birthday Jane – Jess is looking forward to having a few “Jane-sized” drinks with you tonight! To Laura G in Toronto - thinking of you every day, and hoping you are getting through. Wish I could be there in person for an afternoon of pedis & trashy magazines to give you a bit of a break. Full Story

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Jesse James has now confirmed he’s entered a treatment facility. Just like Tiger Woods before him and what’s sure to be countless others after him, James is supposedly getting help for “Sex Addiction” which, really, when you think about it, should actually be called “Sex-With-Other-Bitches-You’re-Not-Married-To” Addiction because the problem never seems to be about too much sex with their wives.  Read Full Intro