Smutty Tingles

June 1, 2009 11:07:19 Posted at June 1, 2009 11:07:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig is ice cold and needs to be sucked (Dlisted)

Selling out your kids can buy you a bikini body (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze finds her own Pax? (Just Jared)

Heidi’s kind of penis (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried budget pink booties (Pop Sugar)

Beyonce on a bike…in Uggs! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Harry Potter doesn’t like shooting sex (INO)

Naomi & Liev made SUCH a cute baby (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

How Megan Fox is like Denise Richards (ICYDK)

Who’s wearing more foundation? (ASL)

Johnny fries my rice

June 1, 2009 09:38:41 Posted at June 1, 2009 09:38:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Been battling a cold for days. Slept like sh-t last night. Early early rise this morning… But now it’s all better. It’s become a fried rice day. Johnny on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair Full Story

Brad and Sugar Tits

June 1, 2009 08:53:26 Posted at June 1, 2009 08:53:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards on Saturday. Full Story

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The women of ARod

June 1, 2009 08:40:41 Posted at June 1, 2009 08:40:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance Armstrong, now ARod. Full Story

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Hot Harry and the Queen’s English

June 1, 2009 07:44:51 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:44:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry on a Horse quivered all the loins in New York this weekend at his charity polo match and managed not to f-ck up.He was however, as you’d expect, kept on a very tight leash. Hot Harry did find time though to chat with Matt Lauer for The Today Show. The interview aired this morning and right off the top, Harry acknowledged the “accommodatingness” of the American people. Full Story

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Guy on the beach

June 1, 2009 07:38:04 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Madonna was in New York at Hot Harry’s polo match – more on that later – Guy Ritchie was over in Malibu this weekend enjoying some down time with a very attractive woman. Guy is said to be in LA cutting Sherlock Holmes. Does not seem to be lamenting the demise of his marriage. Full Story

From the Country Bitch’s closet

June 1, 2009 07:21:53 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:21:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cheating on your maybe gaybe husband is no excuse for looking like sh-t. This dress is so much ass I can only assume it comes from Carrie Underwood’s closet. Looks like something she would wear. It’s MTV. It’s the Movie Awards. Do it short or wear jeans. Or something that implies you’ve been at the beach. Full Story

All Hills look the same

June 1, 2009 07:17:08 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:17:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Viewership for The Hills has been steadily declining. Maybe it’s because they’re full of plastic sh-t. Maybe it’s because they’re all starting to look the same. California girls. Now that Audrina Patridge has lightened her hair, they’re all becoming one giant blonde Hill: long wavy hair, tanned, leggy, dumb. Full Story

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Foxy Wax Face

June 1, 2009 07:03:03 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:03:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face? Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards? Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox. Give.It.Up. Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with her own, I was hoping Fox’s forehead would eat Miley Cyrus. Full Story

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Twi-hard blue balls

June 1, 2009 06:35:36 Posted at June 1, 2009 06:35:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One year ago, they showed up and Russell Brand cut them off. 12 months later… Needless to say, the MTV voting process isn’t exactly the Academy. Which is why Twi-hards took to the internets furiously to ensure a win for their vampire cheese, in their opinion vastly superior to the Oscar winner Slumdog Millionaire. Full Story

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Bruno upstages LipGloss

June 1, 2009 06:08:55 Posted at June 1, 2009 06:08:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love him so much. Bruno was supposed to present an award. By the end of it, no one knew which award. Whatever it was it went to LipGloss Zac Efron and his blender legs who had to follow up Bruno’s brilliance and deliver an acceptance speech. Needless to say, he had no thunder. And his pouty panties were all twisted up in knots as a result. Full Story