October 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 06:42:37 October 26, 2009 06:42:37

To Cherrie M in Georgia – good luck at the new job today! Change is GOOD. And yes, if you are able, you must add it to your new computer. By request for a little pick-me-up, here’s Nathan Fillion. And also Puck (Mark Salling) from Glee. Try not to go too jizzy on your first day. Congratulations Laura W on your Jim & Pam wedding – did you get the debacle with the capo on video? Send! And to Colleen from Stephen in Scribbles love and laughter. Full Story

Eclipse departures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2009 20:18:00 October 24, 2009 20:18:00

Several cast members have wrapped on Twilight Eclipse in Vancouver and one by one they're heading out. Perhaps for good. Perhaps. As I've already noted, British Columbia's incentives are less attractive than other competing cities. The strength of the Canadian dollar, ironically, isn't helping either. Full Story

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So Madonna wants to direct another movie. This time based on a screenplay that she wrote with Alex Keshishian about Wallis Simpson and Edward VIII. Apparently she asked Guy Ritchie for his input on the script and he suggested she approach a few well respected British actors to fill some of the roles. Madge is said to be taking meetings in the next week or so to determine casting but the most amazing detail about all this is that:

“A couple of agents who represent distinguished thespians sought reassurances that Madonna was not going to act in the picture as well”.

Can you imagine them telling her that? It’s lifemaking, right? Click here for more information about the film. Thanks Alfie!

Please scroll down for late day posts from Thursday including a discussion on Chicken Fried’s funky feet.

It’s Friday. Am working at a tv junket all weekend. And tomorrow night my bottom dwelling, sh-tty Maple Leafs come to Vancouver. Can’t wait for the verbal abuse at GM Place. Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,


Why Is

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 15:31:00 October 23, 2009 15:31:00

Camilla Belle? It’s a super fun game Duana introduced last week over email, starting a chain with me and Michelle that lasted a solid hour beginning with this question: Why is Lake Bell? “Why Is” is an art. “Why Is” does not apply to Megan Fox. You might hate her, and I might hate admitting it, but Megan Fox is not irrelevant, sorry. Full Story

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Red on the regular, nude on occasion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 14:34:18 October 23, 2009 14:34:18

For most of us, red lipstick comes out rarely, not an everyday application. Gwen Stefani isn’t us. And so when she reverses her red, it is such a lovely surprise. Said it before, my favourite video is Underneath it all, in black and white on the bed and her face is made to look bare… SO beautiful. Full Story

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Please sleep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 12:30:05 October 23, 2009 12:30:05

I know. He looks like hell. Worse than hell. He looks like he’s detoxing off some Lohan crank. But he’s just really tired and run down, ok? Between making movies, and prepping for soap opera work, and going to class, and writing essays, and studying, and being all arty and learning about things, and having to go to celebrity parties, he probably never sleeps. Full Story

Control your brand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 11:13:01 October 23, 2009 11:13:01

Yo, Blackberry, what’s up with your brand police? You don’t care about prestige? I am a Blackberry user. A very, very loyal one, demonstrated by the fact that I’m on my third Blackberry of the year after my two previous Curves hated me so much they stopped working. Still… I will not break up with Blackberry, even though Blackberry seems intent on trying to force a divorce. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 10:14:43 October 23, 2009 10:14:43

Her ass gets a birthday pass? (The Superficial)

How Filthy Scab squandered her whore money (Dlisted)

Matt Damon recruits Charlize Theron (Just Jared)

Some Hills twat loves getting papped at the gym (Hollywood Tuna)

Loving Nicole Richie even more (Pop Sugar)

Balki clarifies his GMD comments. And makes them better. (INO)

Am surprised Ebola has enough flesh to make pretend tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is anyone in Hollywood ever sober when they say they’re sober? (Cele|bitchy)

Nope. Not helping. At all. (Splash Blog)

The Old Hag gets Lilo’s party approval (Popeater)

Evan & Alex in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 10:02:00 October 23, 2009 10:02:00

Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard both turned up in New York last night but at different events. Evan was at Cipriani for Fashion Group International’s Night of Stars. Alex was much more casually dressed with a hole in his shirt at Sienna Miller’s After Miss Julie opening. Coincidence or conspiracy? As I reported on Monday Full Story

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Anne at the Pride Agenda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 08:54:39 October 23, 2009 08:54:39

Anne Hathaway was in New York last night at the 18th Annual Empire State Pride Agenda Fall Dinner showing her support for the LGBT community and the promise of marriage equality in New York state. She looked great, non? Really, really great. And she was really, really passionate and adorable on the podium as her entire family was honoured with the 2009 Douglas W. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Vaseline Sheer Infusion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 08:44:00 October 23, 2009 08:44:00

Vaseline Sheer Infusion™ has been sponsoring a short series of articles on LaineyGossip featuring silky-skinned celeb moments. They are promoting their Vaseline Sheer Infusion with Stratys-3™ body lotion. Read more about it here Full Story