August 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2010 07:31:28 August 25, 2010 07:31:28

Happy 29th Birthday Andrea! Sorry about that assy flu. Does Alcide help a little? Wishing you a quick recovery and then a wonderful celebration to make up for it. And for Kat who’s on a bit of a sh-tty streak: you’re getting every positive (but bitchy) vibe I have! And as for your request for some TwiHard hatemail to lift your spirits, please see the note from Carrie below: Laimey, u so good at bringing the lols! When u gonna get over that Kristen dooped U? Full Story

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday I shot another career best 95 on the golf course despite taking two quads back to back on 11 and 12. It felt good, especially when I drained a 20 ft par putt – with authority! – on 18 to end the round. Then I went to see the dentist, a consultation before my implant surgery next month.  Read Full Intro

Dave loves Drew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 15:20:52 August 24, 2010 15:20:52

And Drew loves Dave. And I love Drew’s pants. So it’ll be a love fest tonight on Letterman... but she’ll probably keep her shirt on. That was 15 years ago I think. Jesus. I’m old. Drew Barrymore arrived at Letterman studios this afternoon to tape an appearance on his show promoting Going the Distance, hoping for a sleeper hit. Full Story

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Godfathers and blue striped shirts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 15:02:00 August 24, 2010 15:02:00

Elizabeth Hurley was on holiday with her son and husband in the South of France the last week or so, spotted leaving at Nice airport the other day in a striped blue shirt, probably the same one you own? It’s the best, it’s everywhere. Lo and I both bought one at Anthropologie at the same time along with everyone else in Toronto. Full Story

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The Alba Bitch has a fairy godfather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 13:29:44 August 24, 2010 13:29:44

The Alba Bitch isn’t getting many parts. Just like Jessica Biel. They simply can’t compete with their contemporaries. But Alba has two things working for her that Biel doesn’t: she’s a mother now and she kissed the ass of a proper filmmaker, Robert Rodriguez (I always get confused when I go shopping). Full Story

Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 11:52:00 August 24, 2010 11:52:00

So I’m getting pounded by the Brangelunatics for daring to suggest that the Jolie might not be a Pulitzer Prize-winning screenwriter. Also, my comment about “compromised of various ethnicities” meant that I didn’t study in high school. True. I cut class a lot in high school. And even I know that “compromised of various ethnicities” makes no sense, an especially silly typo considering the subject matter. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 11:25:24 August 24, 2010 11:25:24

Um, she’s covering her entire life now. (The Superficial)

Lourdes: style > substance? (Dlisted)

Marky Mark didn’t want to have phone sex with Drew B (Popeater)

Beysus in a bikini but blurry (Hollywood Tuna)

Kurt’s hot boyfriend (Just Jared)

Reese Witherspoon in a shirtdress and hat (Pop Sugar)

Lafayette doesn’t want a boyfriend! (Towleroad)

What? She’s not wearing clear heels? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Can you believe for once Kate Beckinsale didn’t overdress? (Popoholic)

I dunno. I can’t see anything but the jacket. (Go Fug Yourself)

Look out Christopher Nolan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 10:00:31 August 24, 2010 10:00:31

Acclaimed writer and director? The man behind Inception? Well, the Jolie thinks she can do it too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, while Jennifer Aniston’s latest was dying at the box office this weekend, Angelina was in Sarajevo on UN work, meeting with government officials to discuss the refugee situation and to push for immediate action. Full Story

Good Lord, Sally Draper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 09:29:00 August 24, 2010 09:29:00

Written by Duana TAs noted yesterday, many of you email to request for more Mad Men, but I don’t watch Mad Men til mid-week. Duana however watches it immediately, and could lecture every day about Don Draper, and she’s been kind enough to offer her thoughts on last episode. SPOILER ALERT if you’re the kind of person who’s bothered by that but as I just noted to Duana myself, when she cautioned me about reading her article since I’ve yet to see Sunday’s episode, with Mad Men it’s not so much about what actually happens, it’s more about how they react, verbally, non verbally, way down the road, the unspoken plot that only the great shows do well, the hypocrisies and character inconsistencies that may mean nothing to the action but everything to the story, and so much more. Full Story

His trailer is his teddy bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 08:25:23 August 24, 2010 08:25:23

What’s the value of your “emotional distress and annoyance”? Bet you it’s worth less than Taylor Lautner’s. After all, he’s young, and rich, reportedly asking up to $7 million a movie these days, and the TwiHards love him and he gets to travel the world and they’re grooming him to be the next Tom Cruise. Full Story

Ryan, Carey, car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2010 08:16:29 August 24, 2010 08:16:29

Written by Sarah Let’s get this out of the way first. Ryan Gosling is HOT. He’s the only member of my Lifetime Five (too good for the Freebie Five). He’s the one actor I want to know nothing about because Ryan Gosling is perfect and I don’t want to ruin that impression in my mind. Full Story