And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing their sh-t over her comments yesterday during a radio interview in which she decided to put responsibility of Aaron Spelling’s death squarely on her daughter’s fake nasty ass tits: "My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. Full Story
How much you think it would cost to hire Robert Pattinson’s makeup artist to airbrush a set of abs for me? And contour my ass too. Also the upper arms. Would have come in handy for Cannes.
So have you all recovered yet? My friend Laura, I think, is still unconscious. She only woke up yesterday to scream at me when I suggested that Pattinson looks like he has “mothering” hips. He totally does.
But if it’s not the Twi-hard hate it’s the Brangelunatic hate. The Chosen One’s birthday yesterday and I paid homage too late. Scroll down to see. Anyway, in retaliation, they bombed my inbox for “disrespectfully mocking” the First Family. From Janice:
“More families should be like this one, more people should aspire to be like them, their grace and beauty touched us all. But I don’t expect someone like you to be able to appreciate what the Jolie-Pitts have brought to this world. God Bless this family! God Bless Shiloh! And God Bless you too, Lainey. May you one day feel the kindness”.
Oh I feel it alright.
It’s Thursday and the Freeze darkened her hair! Also a peek at Lilo’s hilarious delusional tweets. And Does LipGloss have any guy friends?
Yours in gossip,
PS. More of this and less of that Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson. Please.
She has a porn star face. This is why Megan Fox will always be a skin rag girl. Low rent. Megan was photographed today at LAX heading out for a couple of quick days of promotion before returning by Sunday for the Movie Awards. She and Michael Bay will introduce an exclusive clip from the upcoming Transformers and Shia LaBeouf is scheduled to present as well. Full Story
Total gorgessity. After a few days in Hawaii, Cammie D was spotted in New York today, casual and stylish and long, wearing maybe the best hair of her career. Lately her hair looks amazing. SHE looks amazing. And there’s a lot more of her to see very soon. My Sister’s Keeper opens in less than a month on June 26th. Full Story
In great shape, cancer-free (touch wood!), in love, and perhaps engaged? No wonder the smile! It’s Kylie Minogue’s birthday today. And she’s celebrating it in Rome with her gorgeous boyfriend Andres. Rumour has it, he proposed in New York recently but only according to Grazia Magazine. Full Story
She’s the new face of Mango. Her friend Penelope Cruz was the old face of Mango. Or maybe she still is a Mango face but they made room for more. In any event, Scarjo has added yet another endorsement to her growing list. She’s also currently repping Moet & Chandon (hmmmm... I just got the champagne shakes), D&G cosmetics, and was the face of Louis Vuitton last year. Full Story
She and Lindsay Lohan should have a crack tweet-off (Dlisted)
Rossum mom jeans! (Hollywood Tuna)
Sapphic was so last year (The Superficial)
My mother does this for half an hour a day, 3000 revolutions (Just Jared)
Cameron Diaz is not Kate Hudson (Pop Sugar)
Fergie: great ass, better bag (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Shamef-ck’s burger gives orgasms (INO)
Busted Becks still so hot (Kickette)
Buffy baby bump! (The Blemish)
Evangeline is no Angelina but I do want her dress (Popoholic)
Since someone gave her a new acting job – a job that should have actually belonged to Katie Holmes – Lilo has been rather low key. Translation: she’s been ordered to lock down her sh-t, stop f-cking around so much for the paps to ensure that they don’t take the role away from her. Full Story
His “dude” friends. Have you ever seen LipGloss hanging out with guys? I can’t recall. And that’s a red flag. It also says a lot about child stardom. They isolate them. They grow up surrounded by adults. They grow up without a normal peer environment from which lasting relationships are built. Full Story