Friday, May 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Spittle saved my ass last night. Might not be as dramatic for you as it was for me but one day, looking back on my life, it may be a turning point, when all things hinged in the balance and, as unlikely as it seems, he was the one who came to the rescue at AMFAR.  Read Full Intro

FNL Emmy Campaign!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 12:50:35 May 21, 2010 12:50:35

Written by Jacek If you read this site on even a casual basis, you know how much we love Friday Night Lights and that it’s a shame it doesn’t get more attention cause the Minivan loves sh-tty shows. Lainey’s gone on about why the show is so great but I’ve never tossed in my two cents. Full Story

She’s looking better with age

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 11:57:32 May 21, 2010 11:57:32

Written by Jacek Kirsten Dunst is by no means old but when I look at these photos of her at the amFAR event last night and earlier in the day with James Franco on a local French television show, I’m thinking she’s starting to lose the baby fat and mature a bit. Full Story

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Madonna channels 1987 self

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 11:41:26 May 21, 2010 11:41:26

Written by Sarah It’s Maddona! Looking like Madonna! For the first time in what feels like a hundred years, here’s Madonna looking like herself, instead of a frightening lizard person. This is the Madonna I love. Weird clothes no one else could ever wear, exiting a nightclub (Aurora in London) in the wee hours of the morning surrounded by bodyguards and paparazzi. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 11:09:13 May 21, 2010 11:09:13

One last time this week Gossips. Back to normal on Monday. – Jacek

Oh, oh…I think Tila Tequila’s boobies are looking more real than Granny’s (Dlisted)

Breastfeeding armadillo? (The Superficial)

Liza Minnelli doing “Single Ladies”. Weekend couldn’t be here sooner (Popeater)

Gosselin bikini picture. Strap in! (Hollywood Tuna)

Power double date (Just Jared)

Shirtless Jake poolside in LA (Pop Sugar)


I know someone who tried tanning like this once. Didn’t turn out well (Towleroad)

Ebola flashes some saggy skinny ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My Penelope can do no wrong (TheFABLife)

Another Britney hair meltdown? (Cele|bitchy

Lilo crankfest update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 09:29:00 May 21, 2010 09:29:00

Written by Jacek With Lainey in the air I’ve been tasked with the responsibility to get you up to speed on the Lilo situation. And when her sh-t is hitting the fan, it hits hard, fast, and messy. Here’s what’s happened since our last post on her: Wednesday – claims her passport was stolenThursday – an arrest warrant is issued as she didn’t make it back to LA for her court appearance and bail was set at $100,000Also on Thursday – accuses her father of arranging to have her passport stolen Full Story

Wonky eye cure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 08:53:00 May 21, 2010 08:53:00

Written by Jacek Lainey’s always looking out for what she thinks is a wonky eye in photos taken of her. She’s not overly vain in the sense that she needs numerous retakes like some people do, but it’s on her mind when a shot is taken and she’ll usually make a point of evaluating it when she looks at a photo of herself. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston gets digitally retouched?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 08:32:37 May 21, 2010 08:32:37

Written by Sarah US Magazine is saying so. US claims an “inside source” (when are they ever outside?) on Aniston’s upcoming romcom The Switch, says that Aniston was paranoid about lines on her face to the extent that she asked for *more* retouching after seeing a cut of the movie. Full Story

The JLo Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 08:13:02 May 21, 2010 08:13:02

Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave us a show. I love watching JLo. Last night at AMFAR was one of her finest performances. Full Story

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I didn’t think it was possible

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 07:41:12 May 21, 2010 07:41:12

Written by Jacek Is it just me or is my Marion’s choice of…everything last night at the AMFAR gala a huge miss? I didn’t think it was possible to take the sexy out of Marion Cotillard but this, gossips, this is probably as close to it as we may see for a long time. Full Story

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Spittle saved my ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 07:21:40 May 21, 2010 07:21:40

The AMFAR red carpet at Cannes is looooong. And jammed. It's an international festival. This is the most well attended party of the two weeks. So the press comes from everywhere in the world. Since it's not a film premiere, celebrities at AMFAR are not required to stop at every outlet for interviews. Full Story