Vanessa Hudgens just wrapped on a film called Beastly, a Twitter generation retelling of Beauty & the Beast about the boy who has everything who wrongs a pruney MK Olsen and becomes victim to a curse that can’t break until someone loves him for who he really is… The star of the film is a British actor called Alex Pettyfer. Full Story
Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez was already regarded as highly skilled, with the numbers to back it up. Full Story
I thought they were nuts. Then the Twi-Hards came along and redefined crazy. But before Stephenie Meyer ignited the lunatic gene in those losers, the McGoslings did indeed foam all over the internets hoping the real life rowboat would happen. Oh those halcyon days. When Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling rushed across the MTV stage and gave us a kiss to remember forever… It ended eventually and for a while there, especially this past spring, it looked like The Notebook had been burned beyond recognition. Full Story
Awesome. Chris Brown was photographed last night arriving at Guys & Dolls looking sharp in a tartan waistcoat, clutching his blackberry, eager to get inside and have a good time where he’d presumably be surrounded by ladies at a private table, champagne and vodka freeflowing, working the dance floor trying out new moves. Full Story
It’s not the first time a post has been so titled. And likely won’t be the last. But seriously… What. The. F-CK??????????????????? Chicken Fried Low Classy went shopping yesterday on Robertson. I noted it during my Teen Choice tweets the other night – that I thought I saw a gel nail buried at the back of her head. Full Story
Happy belated Birthday Corinne! Sorry I received your request too late yesterday. And especially sorry you spent your 39th trucking around 5 boys. You know me. You know I’d consider that a nightmare. So of course you can have some Johnny. Tried to screen cap the “look” and am embedding the full video below. Full Story
Nothing like starting the day off with some Pitt Porn. Am in full on Brange lust.
And timely too.
Needed some Angelina gorgessity last night to chase away the disgusting aftertaste of the Teen Choice Awards, a show that obliges the talent to say “butt” instead of “ass” but completely endorses a 16 year old waving her lady bits about on a pole. Great.
I had to bribe Jacek with, um, certain things to watch with me. He could only stand half an hour and then actually left the house. JailBait Miley Cyrus and the Vagina Virgins chased him out of his own home.
Read my Teen Choice Tweets here, but maybe not off you offend easily.
It’s Tuesday. Am blogging all day. Check back often and scroll down for late posts from yesterday you may have missed.
Yours in gossip,
You know this generation. Nothing happens unless it happens online. Profound, emotional, relationship discussions happen online. You hookup on Facebook, you breakup over text. And you discuss your breakup on Twitter. This is how JailBait rolls. Miley Cyrus and her loser ass 20 year old off/on boyfriend Justin Gaston are evidently having love troubles. Full Story
It’s Becks. With the English team prepping for their friendly against Holland. Apparently he’s doing so against the wishes of the LA Galaxy. Whatever. He’s lifting up his leg. Why are we talking about anything else? Goddamn he’s hot. F-ck. The match goes tomorrow. Not sure if his wife will be in the stands. Full Story
Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New York this week. Joanna Garcia plays Nate’s new love interest. Full Story