Junior’s audacity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 14:38:00 October 21, 2009 14:38:00

I thought it was stanky a couple of weeks ago when Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr were all mopey faced about her being sick. Of course they shared it on Twitter. And if you suspected it to be a sympathy grab, you wouldn’t be entirely off base. Because Jr’s ex wife Mary Jo Eustace wrote a book. Full Story

Saturday Night Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 12:49:41 October 21, 2009 12:49:41

I’m late on this, sorry. But these photos…it’s worth it, right? You may have seen a silent James Franco on Saturday Night Live last weekend during a skit in which he, playing himself, was ignored by Keenan Thompson on a talk show sketch. At the end of that sketch, he stood up to dance. Full Story

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Is he knock-kneed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 11:40:43 October 21, 2009 11:40:43

It’s Clive Owen. In London promoting The Boys Are Back. I do, I love him too. He’s a sexy beast. And as you know, I want him to cuss at me. But I noticed something while I was watching Duplicity during a scene when he’s running. And it’s been a nagging bitch ever since. Is he knock-kneed? Knock-knee-ness not a quiver killer, it’s definitely not like open mouth breathing but, because fantasy f-cks are all about shallowness anyway, it’s also not exactly ideal. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 11:24:29 October 21, 2009 11:24:29

I honestly cannot decide who looks better. Or worse. (Dlisted)

She looks younger than Nicole Kidman too! (The Superficial)

Aren’t there already enough Kardashians? (Popeater)

Love Blake Lively’s black suit (Hollywood Tuna)

How would Jennifer Aniston look in “augmented reality”? (Just Jared)

Most budget ad ever (Pop Sugar)

Angelina luxury brand (INO)

Shauna Sand’s nonstop hustle (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nicole Richie two for two (Cele|bitchy)

All my gays are happy about this (Towleroad)

Ryan Gosling: life on the road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:57:51 October 21, 2009 09:57:51

Dead Man’s Bones played Toronto last night, and Montreal before that. Thanks to all of you from every stop along the way who’ve written with your experiences. By all accounts, he’s lovely, and gracious, and sexy as f-ck, and takes time with the fans, and you want him. Badly. Don’t blame you. Full Story

Manslinger MVP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:32:10 October 21, 2009 09:32:10

Thanks to Nancy for this hilarious photo. The most important person on the Yankees roster isn’t even on the bench. She’s in the stands. And her name is Manslinger. And her work is MAGIC. New York lost game 3 in a tight 11 innings but last night in game 4 it was all Bronx as the Yankees now own the series with commanding 3-1 lead. Full Story

Blair dreams in sepia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:08:50 October 21, 2009 09:08:50

It was hyped as the boy on boy kiss episode but in the end there wasn’t enough tongue. There wasn’t enough anything. Actually no, there was too much Vanessa. Always too much Vanessa. And that hair. Sigh. Has our show left us? Why are Blair and Chuck middle aged? Why is he her life coach? It’s getting so bad even Dan is almost tolerable. Full Story

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Don’t be a stuck squirrel!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 08:20:23 October 21, 2009 08:20:23

Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, the GMD and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. Full Story

Ewan on a rainy day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 07:38:45 October 21, 2009 07:38:45

Ewan any day, but especially on a drenched day… yes. YES. Ewan and his wife turned up at the Amelia premiere in New York last night – he said he agreed to do the movie because he and Hilary Swank have been friends for years. Amelia of course is about Amelia Earhart, yet another Oscar bid from Swank who already has two while Annette Bening and so many others have none. Full Story

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Anna Kendrick comes back to party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 07:20:07 October 21, 2009 07:20:07

She’s the only member of the Twilight cast who’ll be considered for an Oscar this year and Anna Kendrick arrived in Vancouver yesterday after a triumphant appearance in London in support of Up In The Air for a few final days on set of Eclipse. She looks great, non? Especially after such a long flight. Full Story

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West Coast Cling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 06:45:00 October 21, 2009 06:45:00

The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry Potter 3 there, the midnight premiere, and the local high school kids were all dressed up, wired, doing cartwheels down the aisle. Full Story