Pippy on a big boy bike

August 14, 2009 07:30:43 Posted at August 14, 2009 07:30:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Pipsqueak rode a man’s bike yesterday to Café Med after lunch. It’s the red backpack that seals it, non? Brad Pitt could carry this backpack off with an adult swagger. Justin Timberlake rolls around like it’s a Big Wheel Full Story

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August 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 14, 2009 07:12:25 Posted at August 14, 2009 07:12:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy birthday K!!!! You are the greatest sister I could ever ask for and I am beside myself with excitement for our upcoming shopping trip in NYC (only 13 more sleeps!!). Even though I can't be there in person I hope you have a great day. You Know You Love Me (and I definitely love you!) xoxo N To Matthew and The Fast Romantics Full Story

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It was a choice between Goonies and The Boat That Rocked last night on the flight from Vancouver to Toronto. Actually, there was much more but The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and Fast & Furious are more like last resorts, not choices.

Anyway, much as I love Chunk, spending two hours with Bill Nighy was too good an opportunity to turn down even after an upgrade to a fully flat capable pod seat. And while The Boat was probably at least 20 minutes too long, being a shameless anglophile, I love, love, loved it all. Might not be the most profound movie ever made but it was smiles the whole time, missed it when it was over, and the soundtrack is kick f-cking ass and it just looked like such fun to make, like the actors couldn’t wait to get to work every day, and that sort of enthusiasm is infectious through the screen.

It’s also the first time I’ve found Philip Seymour Hoffman mildly attractive. Yes. THAT Philip Seymour Hoffman. I’ve also now a raging crush on Tom Sturridge: so beautiful, so sweet, so YOUNG. Sigh. It’s back to that.

The Boat That Rocked will be released, finally, in North America on August 28. Rock ‘n’ Roll forever.

Thursday – am blogging all day from Toronto, here for Lara’s wedding, and thanks for all the mail re: Jacek. Appreciate your support, and your hate too. He managed to piss off some Twi-Hards. “Danigirl” says he’s an asshole and must have “moobs”.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Oh Anna, what have you done?

August 13, 2009 17:03:00 Posted at August 13, 2009 17:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at Posh’s face. The foundation. The skintone lips. She looks hideous. F-cking hideous. It’s Victoria Beckham today in Boston for the American Idol auditions wearing ten inches of foundation and bronzer. She had toned down this sh-t, you see, to appease Anna Wintour as she campaigned for that Vogue cover. Full Story

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GMD & Robo: Photo Assumption Fight!

August 13, 2009 13:37:05 Posted at August 13, 2009 13:37:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It's our favourite game! Drawing conclusions basely solely, therefore meaningless, on photo assumption. What does the GMD's body language suggest? Here's Tom Cruise in Australia with Katie Holmes and Little Sci. According to the photographer, the GMD made his wife and his daughter wait for him while he chatted up some fans. Full Story

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The Most Beautiful Vampire

August 13, 2009 13:26:26 Posted at August 13, 2009 13:26:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twilight has confirmed another casting coup: Oscar nominated Catalina Sandino Moreno will join Eclipse as Maria making her officially the most beautiful vampire on the roster. Unless of course you ask a Twi-Hard. Otherwise, it’s hard to argue. Crazy f-cking gorgeous. I love her. I have loved her since Maria Full of Grace. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 13, 2009 11:15:44 Posted at August 13, 2009 11:15:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am exploding from cuteness. Love him so much (Dlisted)

Kristen Bell gets dirty, stays clothed (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox talks to your kids (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How long before Lilo takes off to see Sam and gets fired from this set? (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling stuck her finger in some man’s ear. He’s scarred for life (INO)

Lolita P blames YOU for ruining her relationship (Cele|bitchy)

Abbie Cornish on Carb Face and the tabloids (Just Jared)

Kevin Bacon remembers John Hughes (PopEater)

The ass that Leo left behind (The Superficial)

Heather Graham holds on (Popoholic)

Spons`d Tingles K-Y Intense: The Ultimate Hot-Off

August 13, 2009 10:58:10 Posted at August 13, 2009 10:58:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No surprise – the couple that received the most votes among all couples across all hot-offs thus far has been the Brange. Yeah. We all want to be in the room. And now that they’ve reintroduced black leather into the relationship, their dominance seems even more formidable. But there’s one couple that’s yet to be tested. Full Story

Heidi Porn

August 13, 2009 10:10:00 Posted at August 13, 2009 10:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story

A cups

August 13, 2009 09:51:41 Posted at August 13, 2009 09:51:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s talk about tits. Most of the talk around tits in Hollywood is focused on the augmentations. Today’s talk around tits will highlight those celebrities who’ve actually downsized. I am a generously sized person, 5 ft 3, who has never been happy with what I have. I would like to be littler. Full Story