Can f-ck. He came to our building yesterday in Toronto for an interview with Much. I’m in Vancouver. Balls! Always miss the good ones! My colleagues however provided the play-by-play. First of all, he has a university degree. In English. Please. My zipper’s half way down. And he’s articulate. Full Story
Brange takes a backseat to losers (Dlisted)
OK Jeter…just propose! (Hollywood Tuna)
Cammie D in a green bikini! (The Superficial)
Mandy Moore wearing a Carrie Underwood discard (Just Jared)
George Clooney after sushi (Pop Sugar)
Old school Charlize Theron (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
She must wipe herself constantly (INO)
Where Lilo gets her Single White Female gene (Holy Moly)
Boring & Boring can’t stop kissing (E! Online)
Poor Man’s Jolie tries hard again (ASL)
It’s Robert Pattinson. In Italy. Shirtless. Didn’t I tell you he’d been working out hard? And it paid off. Young Robert has quite the body. And an ass crack! Shooting the big reunion scene today. As you can see Kristen Stewart runs across to rescue him and they hold each other. 10 car pile up on the freeway today, guaranteed. Full Story
Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you know? It’s been ages since Avril and Deryck Whibley have been seen publicly together. Full Story
It’s an In Touch Weekly story, and as you can see from their cover this week, it’s not like they hit the right spot very often, especially as it relates to the Brange, who most certainly did not throw down on the carpet in Cannes (!!!), but their Josh Brolin exclusive with a seemingly incriminating photo just might be true. Full Story
Oh Winona! Gwyneth’s frenemy is on the cover of the July issue of Elle UK looking so beautiful, like it never happened. Like none of it ever happened. In the magazine she discusses her “extra-large breakdown” at the age of 20, just after shooting Edward Scissorhands and Dracula:“I had my first real break-up, the first heartbreak”. Full Story
Celebrities marched in response to the California Supreme Court’s decision yesterday to uphold Prop 8. Drew Barrymore has been a very vocal opponent of Prop 8 and attended the rally yesterday, spoke with the press, and encouraged citizens to do continue urging legislators to defeat once and for all this bill that denies equality for gays. Full Story
Happy 32nd Birthday Kelly! I’d send you best wishes even if I broke my other arm! Thanks so much for all the support and for making me the one source. To Vancouver – on June 19th, please check out the Youth Performance of “Surviving the Cracks”, a tale of survival after the 2004 closure of Vancouver’s youth safe houses and the experiences of youth on the street who live at the margins of public concern and political attention. Full Story
Welcome back from holiday. Welcome back from the long weekend. There was much you missed. Scroll down to get caught up…
How to get through the long weekend ahead?
RDJ will help. RDJ and his lunch pail.
And first the Vagina Virgins confirmed as hosts, now Gaga to perform – so far it’s a promising lineup for the MuchMusic Video Awards on June 21 as more marquee names are to be released in the next 2 weeks. Also – the MMVAs go down just before the Smut Soiree…
Have received your emails wondering about this year’s event. Full details coming next week.
Tuesday – new posts all day, check back often and review what you missed below. It’s homework!
Yours in gossip,
Ugh. Almost 10 million watched that f-ckery Jon & Kate can’t afford to support all their babies so they exploit them on tv show last night. 10 MILLION. This morning I was on The John Gormley Show (he’s adorable and I love him) and he got me on this rant about J&K and I was like, dude, I’m a gossip columnist. Full Story