Monday, June 21, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was no surprise that Toy Story would crush the competition at the box office this weekend with an opening take of $109 million but an 8th place finish from Jonah Hex and only $5 million earned is really f-cking embarrassing, especially for Josh Brolin.  Read Full Intro

Next: Rachel Bilson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 14:45:00 June 21, 2010 14:45:00

Amanda Bynes announced her retirement on Twitter this weekend, saving money from using a publicist. "Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I've stopped doing it. I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired. Full Story

Will she talk about the Snake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 14:19:45 June 21, 2010 14:19:45
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Must watch Letterman tonight. Because Salma, she’s the guest. And it’ll be her first interview since the amazing snake incident. I still can’t think about that video without laughing outwardly often at the most inappropriate times. Salma no doubt is visiting Dave to promote Grown Ups with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and all their same schtick friends. Full Story

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Pipsqueak wears white and a possible hit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 12:12:00 June 21, 2010 12:12:00

Justin Timberlake spent last week travelling the Middle East and Europe on Givenchy, promoting his new fragrance for women called Play, seen here at the Atlantis Hotel in a sassy white suit, a double buckle pair of shoes, and overgrown stubble. Because Pippy is a MAN. And Pippy the “actor” has finally aligned himself to an actual quality film project. Full Story

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Jonah Hexed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 12:05:11 June 21, 2010 12:05:11

Written by Sarah Do you believe in voodoo? I do. Call it superstition, karma, witchcraft, bad juju. I believe that “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” And I walked right into a black magic trap over the weekend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 11:24:31 June 21, 2010 11:24:31

Man-hugs from behind (Dlisted)

This is totally my next Halloween costume (The Superficial)

Zach Gilford says thank you. SO cute. (Popeater)

Ashley Greene finally pulls it together on a red carpet (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia on set with the Megan Fox replacement (Just Jared)

LipGloss keeps using his abs to promote his movie and... I like it! (Pop Sugar)

RDJ receives an award and OMG. RDJ... as Oz! (ASL)

Annalynne McCord tries to shake up our bikini boredom with some nipple action (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Three Whiskers to marry his model (INO)

Robert Pattinson, the “experts”, Leo D, and Joaquin (Cele|bitchy)

Simon borrows from the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 09:57:46 June 21, 2010 09:57:46

The shoes. Simon Cowell was working out some Tom Cruise leather lifts upon arrival at the X Factor auditions in London today. All he wears are ratty t-shirts to show off a rather mediocre chest but he cares enough for a pair of heels so that they won’t think he’s too short...? Height and hair, men get weird about height and hair. Full Story

She can totally act

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 09:24:38 June 21, 2010 09:24:38

The Italian Queen has a guest-starring role on Leverage. Not because she’s dating George Clooney but because she’s clearly the Italian Kate Winslet, every line delivered with such conviction, every nuance layered with tension. Brilliant, non? If I’m Jessica Biel I’m hoping I can follow Elisabetta Canalis for every future audition. Full Story

Anna like Mimi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 08:59:54 June 21, 2010 08:59:54

As you know, Mariah Carey is barely capable of walking and standing up by herself. If she could, she would go through life being carried everywhere. On several occasions she’s made this happen. One of my favourite stories of all time is when Mimi was attending some kind of party in her honour in England and made the car circle several times until there were enough people waiting for her arrival and upon arrival, seeing a large staircase, pouting for a security man to lift her up in his arms as she smiled and made baby faces all the way to the top. Full Story

JailBait with haircut hosts the MMVAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 08:38:18 June 21, 2010 08:38:18

As a Canadian I might be biased but you ask the artists and they’d all agree too – there is no event like the MuchMusic Video Awards for fan enthusiasm and engagement. It’s a block party for teens. And it attracts the top teen talent year after year because of it. The MMVAs put Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber on the same stage. Full Story

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NKOTB + BSB

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2010 07:16:00 June 21, 2010 07:16:00

That’s what happened this weekend in New York. The New Kids were performing. They sang a Backstreet Boys song, then the Backstreet Boys joined them onstage, then the Backstreet Boys sang alone, then they all sang together and jumped around the stage and you can imagine how the fans lost their sh-t. Full Story