The cheating Italian Queen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 07:46:19 November 26, 2009 07:46:19

George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along the link Full Story

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Beaters > Gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 07:10:57 November 26, 2009 07:10:57

Well sh-t Good Morning America, this is wonderful. They cut Adam Lambert because they feared he might not be appropriate for morning television, but Chris Brown, that piece of sh-t who pummelled his girl … Chris Brown is totally appropriate for morning television. This is why they’re airing a taped interview with him next week AND considering a live performance, all in service of course of his new album. Full Story

November 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 07:02:45 November 26, 2009 07:02:45

To Makeba – am sorry you’re away from home and hurting. Admire your work and your volunteer spirit over the holidays. There are no new photos of TK or RG lately. But this is one of my favourite Ryan interviews. Hope you enjoy it too. Big hug. Happy Birthday Mark A! Will try to come on Saturday to the big 40th bash. Full Story

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week does not disappoint. My personal favourite is the Us Weekly cover featuring Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and John Mayer. Apparently he has one in his heart and one on his jock but you have to flip the pages to find out who’s who.  Read Full Intro

Lorne loves Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 15:46:34 November 25, 2009 15:46:34

James Franco will host the final Saturday Night Live of 2009 on December 19. Jumpy claps! It’ll be his second (and a half) appearance. Which means Lorne Michaels likes him. The last time James appeared it was a few weeks ago during the What Up With That sketch and the whole point, of course, is that Deandre Cole never stops singing long enough to let his guests speak. Full Story

Susan doesn’t need a Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 13:22:31 November 25, 2009 13:22:31

For those new to the site: We Asians look young for a long time. I still get carded for alcohol sometimes. But the thing about Asians is that as soon as 60 comes around, it’s old and fast and overnight. One day you go to bed and it’s all good. Wake up the next morning and 70 years of your life is written all over your face. Full Story

Bashing Adam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 12:25:00 November 25, 2009 12:25:00

As mentioned yesterday, I don’t watch American Idol. So I didn’t give a sh-t about Adam Lambert until they started ragging on him for his AMA performance. Good Morning America scratched him yesterday, today it was a performance on The Early Show, and then this article on the MiniVan’s favourite People.com Full Story

Team Bella > Teams Edward & Jacob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 11:17:33 November 25, 2009 11:17:33

Twi-Hards will spend their money on Twish-t. And you know it’s hard out there for the print…industry. Which is why you milk it where you can. Entertainment Weekly is featuring 3 covers with the 3 major stars of Twilight New Moon for its new issue with new details inside the magazine about the actors, about the director, and more, more, more, more, more! I subscribe to Entertainment Weekly. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 10:49:02 November 25, 2009 10:49:02

This is why I love Sandra Bullock (Dlisted)

Still no forgiveness for Megan Fox (The Superficial)

Blake Lively on Fallon (Hollywood Tuna)

Twilight’s resident pose hard hosts a party (Just Jared)

Violet Affleck in violet keeps getting cuter (Pop Sugar)

Please no, no, NO. Tiger Woods, gulp, had an affair??? (Popeater)

Rihanna: Barf is the new fierce (Cele|bitchy)

Another dress that Kanye bought (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

It’s amazing these bitches can “run errands” wearing these boots (INO)

See? They hate gay males (Towleroad)

Well that explains everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 10:03:05 November 25, 2009 10:03:05

It’s all about the beginning. We all remember our first. What if your first was Shauna Sand? Would that send you off the pussy forever? Shauna has revealed to Star Magazine that she plucked Chace Crawford when he was 18 and that they used to f-ck in her apartment. Full Story

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