He doesn’t hit chicks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 10:35:00 January 8, 2010 10:35:00

Ohhhhhhh snap. I like Rihanna’s new man. So far. As you know, RiRi is now with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers. They’ve been on holiday, and they know they’ve been photographed, and they’re still loving it up for the cameras. Somehow Matt also found time to shoot a Match.com ad for Funny or Die. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 10:16:00 January 8, 2010 10:16:00

Yep. Ashley Greene totally wants to be Megan Fox (The Superficial)

Pretty soon Lindsay Lohan will be THIS crazy (Dlisted)

 Xtina + Cher = gay jumpy claps! (Hollywood Tuna)

Whose boyfriend is she workin’now? (Just Jared)

OK, Matthew McConaughey’s son is ADORABLE (Popsugar)

See what happens when a celebrity doesn’t get celebrity treatment? In heels? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Susan Sarandon: 63 is the new 30 (Cele|bitchy)

Catherine Zeta Jones defends her taste in geriatrics (INO)

Tiger and Elin made really pretty babies (ASL)

A young new chart topper announces she hates Ebola (PopEater)

Crack tweets and thieves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 08:51:48 January 8, 2010 08:51:48

Happy New Year Mayhem! We’re only a full week into it and Lindsay Lohan is already f-cking around. First, she broke up with her BFF. Nickname is Pooty. Real name is Patrick Audadouche, or something. This is not important. What’s important is that she accused him of stealing her leggings designs and launching his own line and he denies it and now they don’t speak anymore. Full Story

She’s totally not having sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 08:01:15 January 8, 2010 08:01:15

What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other day, kissing, but definitely no more than that. Full Story

NBC f-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 07:40:30 January 8, 2010 07:40:30

Like it’s not enough the way they pissed on, and continue to piss on, Friday Night Lights. Now it’s full tits drama over The Tonight Show. Would Jay Leno step OFF already? He announced he wanted to leave. So he left. Only NBC was worried he’d run to another network. So they undermined Conan by giving Jay a 10pm spot only to see him suck sh-t on the 10pm schedule because he’s actually up against scripted television. Full Story

Chicken Fried bald patches and stains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 07:06:58 January 8, 2010 07:06:58

I’m telling you, she scares me when she’s a brunette. Her world isn’t right when she’s brunette. And the way she looked yesterday out and about in LA wasn’t right at all. Especially since this is “pulled together” for her. In the sense that she’s not out in her pyjamas which, as you know, happens from time to time. Full Story

George’s “no campaign” campaign

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 06:55:13 January 8, 2010 06:55:13

Clooney and Anna Kendrick and Vera Farmiga were on the cover of Entertainment Weekly last week and the interview was charming. He has a lot of affection for young Anna. He concedes that she steals the movie, and she does, and he also answers that ubiquitous question: Team Edward or Team Jacob? George Clooney says TEAM ANNA. Full Story

January 8, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 06:41:26 January 8, 2010 06:41:26

Happy 40th Birthday Fariena! I am jealous. You share with Elvis. And he would have been 75. So I’m toasting you with my fried peanut butter and banana sandwich today. In his honour and in your honour and Janet’s honour, your BFF since y’all were 16. To Nadia G in Toronto – Happy Belated Birthday from Caitlin with whom you apparently spend way too much time in university discussing Manslinger Hudson instead of reading Derrida. Full Story

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Dear Gossips,

January 7. Five years ago today, on a Friday, after usual business hours, timed strategically, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced to the world that they were separating. They were in Anguilla, on their last holiday together, photographed arm in arm kissing at the beach.  Read Full Intro

Coop on Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 17:02:21 January 7, 2010 17:02:21

Tonight. Jesus. Is it time to promote Valentine’s Day already? January just started! Bah. To be fair, am not sure what Coop is pimping tonight with Dave but Valentine’s Day, the movie starring EVERYONE, seems the most likely project. That or Case 39 with Renee Zellweger which has been buried forever. Full Story

Redfaced about The Morgans?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 14:23:39 January 7, 2010 14:23:39

Hugh Grant is in Spain promoting The Morgans. Looks like he hit the self tanner a little too hard. Where was he over the holiday? Here’s my Photo Assumption: He must need to be permanently drunk to suffer through the embarrassment of pimping that movie. Especially since he’s doing most of it without SJP. Full Story

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