Best Madonna accent: Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 06:27:07 March 8, 2010 06:27:07

I spoke to him at the Spirit Awards on Friday night. Of course I was secretly hoping for a rejection. Instead, he couldn’t have been lovelier. Like, really, really lovely. Very enthusiastic, great energy, gracious, and articulate. And the same affectation as Madonna. They are American. And they speak with this. Full Story

Longest on the carpet: Mimi walks so slow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 06:19:30 March 8, 2010 06:19:30

Mimi’s tits weren’t pouring out of her dress. Like, Michelle actually described it as “demure”. Shocking development. Had to lie down for a while to process it. Because two nights before at the Spirit Awards, Mimi pretty much stuffed herself into a short black number and as a result, we actually couldn’t breathe for her. Full Story

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Best Presenters: Tina Fey & RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 06:12:19 March 8, 2010 06:12:19

Post By Duana Do you know how many times Tina Fey gets asked about how hard she works, and how she balances being a working wife and mother? She gets asked constantly. Now, I'm of two minds about this. I could go off about how nobody ever asks a man how he does it all, because it's assumed that he just. Full Story

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Most Overplayed: Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 06:06:58 March 8, 2010 06:06:58

I spent a long time getting lost in admiration for Cameron Diaz while she was posing at the 2nd photo wall. This girl is a pro. Didn’t really care for the dress either way, or the one she wore to Vanity Fair, but to watch her working the camera – it comes naturally, unlike Renee Zellweger, and when you see it unfolding, you know Cammie D was born for this. Full Story

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Most Overplayed: Cameron Diaz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 05:59:20 March 8, 2010 05:59:20

I spent a long time getting lost in admiration for Cameron Diaz while she was posing at the 2nd photo wall. This girl is a pro. Didn’t really care for the dress either way, or the one she wore to Vanity Fair, but to watch her working the camera – it comes naturally, unlike Renee Zellweger, and when you see it unfolding, you know Cammie D was born for this. Full Story

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Best f-ck you to Ebola: Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 05:45:42 March 8, 2010 05:45:42

Ebola Paris Hilton will not be invited to the Oscars. There’s no f-cking way. That piece of sh-t can’t even step into an Oscar party. A few years ago, the same could be said of Nicole Richie. But now you see the power. The power of the motherhood whitewash. To her credit, Nicole’s transformation from anorexic twat to responsible parent and entrepreneur has been nothing short of remarkable. Full Story

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Best Freakout - Tie: Random Producer/Vivica A. Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 05:22:11 March 8, 2010 05:22:11

Post By Duana Generally speaking, the Roosevelt is where the media get ready, and then charge across the street to the red carpet. Which means at 2:30 PM, there's an incredible bottleneck for the two (small!) elevators because of course everyone is getting ready on every floor and heading downstairs. Full Story

Oscars 2010 & Jimmy Kimmell for 2011?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 05:11:20 March 8, 2010 05:11:20

It may be an unpopular sentiment but Steven Martin and Alec Baldwin worked for me. We laughed heartily in the press room. But they couldn’t save a show that was too long, poorly directed, and terribly produced. Enjoyed the 5 actor tribute to the Best Actor and Actress categories, it worked to build suspense, but that dumbass montage to horror with the mismatched music and the uneven pacing of the programme gave it an overall feeling of. Full Story

Friday, March 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Every year there’s only one party I want to go to during Oscar week. Soho House/Grey Goose is always f-cking epic. Two years ago we danced back to back with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore. Last year Jennifer Aniston was eating at a table behind us and Robert Pattinson dined at a table in front of us and Gwen Stefani, Beyonce, and Mimi sat separately but paid their respects (to each other) while the entire room watched.  Read Full Intro

Demi to present and Cammie again???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 16:19:00 March 5, 2010 16:19:00

More presenters have been added to the Oscar list for Sunday. Among them Demi Moore and Cameron Diaz. Demi tweeted that she was at rehearsal today. Last night she and Ashton Kutcher hit up the Hollywood Dominos event - a regular for them. As you can see, she's in top form for awards season. Very very fresh. Full Story

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Like it or not?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 14:40:57 March 5, 2010 14:40:57

Ryan Kwanten was working a new look last night at the 3rd annual Women in Film event. Hair smoothed down and glasses, still a little sweaty in the face but kind of adorable all the same. Or not? It's maybe not my favourite but I prefer this over what we've seen from him before: open shirts and douchey looking necklaces, Vegas skeeze styles. Full Story

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