The Greatest & My Fair Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 08:36:00 March 26, 2010 08:36:00

There’s a remake happening for My Fair Lady. A new Eliza Doolittle. Wait! Before you break something, wait. Because Emma Thompson is writing the screenplay. Feel better? And, and, and...! She said that: “I think Carey is set to play it, yes.” Carey who? Mulligan, of course. Jumpy claps! Show me. Full Story

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A Holy Twin shed tears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 08:13:43 March 26, 2010 08:13:43

Sh-t. Wonder if it’ll be a bad day. All this confusion about which twin is which – yesterday several agencies misidentified Knox Leon for Vivienne, or vice versa, I can’t remember, after the photo agency mixed them up. Can you blame them? Here they are side by side on the balcony and I’m STILL having a hard time telling them apart. Full Story

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You don’t love Daddy no more?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 07:35:58 March 26, 2010 07:35:58

Remember when JailBait, at 16, was dating that 20 year old cheese loser Justin Something and he’d wear his cross around his neck and get papped with the family leaving church every weekend and Billy Ray Cyrus would have his arm around his shoulders and they’d go for bbq and milkshakes and sh-t? Not happening with Liam Hemsworth. Full Story

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Attention starved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 07:11:30 March 26, 2010 07:11:30

Literally. Last week some bullsh-t report surfaced in Life & Style about trouble between Tori Spelling and KFed Jr. Apparently the publication was able to screen advance footage from new episodes of their show and there are scenes in which the two are questioning what happened to their love. Or something. Full Story

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March 26, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2010 07:02:47 March 26, 2010 07:02:47

Earth Hour is tomorrow, Saturday March 27th at 8:30pm. Click here for information on local events including Yonge-Dundas Square in Toronto. Earth Hour is the single greatest environmental initiative in history – last year over 10 million Canadian adults participated in the global movement. Full Story

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Re: your emails about Lost - I can’t talk about Lost too much because 1. people yell at me for spoiling and 2. it’ll end up taking over the entire day. Am very, very much enjoying this final season. Am also very, very stressed about the end forever.  Read Full Intro

Swank’s sweats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 16:13:55 March 25, 2010 16:13:55

I will be embarrassingly honest: I spend a lot of time checking myself when I’m in my workout clothes. They’re so unforgiving. You can slap on a pair of jeans and if the gut is a little extra that day, there’s always a loose blouse to cover it, and some heels to stretch things out, and for a few hours you can pretend the muffin top isn’t there. Full Story

Read Posing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 14:39:00 March 25, 2010 14:39:00

Is it a new trend? I guess. If you’re a corny ass contrived beef cheese like Kellan Lutz. The last time I wrote about Kellan Lutz he was reading while POSING IN A TREE. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Kellan Lutz was spotted out and about heading into a meeting. Full Story

Gwyneth goes to church on GOOP Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 13:02:35 March 25, 2010 13:02:35

In a great trench and grey boots. It’s GOOP Thursday. Second installment of my G’s Nashville series in which she namechecks her famous friends all over the place. Like Faith Hill and Reese Witherspoon. Click here to read. Gwyneth was of course in Nashville shooting a movie called Love Don’t Let Me Down with Tim McGraw. Full Story

Now she’s a Movie Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 11:47:22 March 25, 2010 11:47:22

Entertainment Weekly landed an exclusive with Katherine Heigl as the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk confirmed that she and Seattle Grace have officially broken up. Heigl is done on Grey’s Anatomy and she told Ausiello that this is how it went down: “I went on my family leave and spent three months in Utah and just got to be a mom, and it changed my whole perspective… That was really the turning point for me. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 10:58:06 March 25, 2010 10:58:06

She got famous via sex tape too, didn’t she? (The Superficial)

When Jailbait Miley sings … people bleed? Well that’s my interpretation. Jesus Christ it is BAD. (Dlisted)

It happened to Sandra Bullock. Will it happen to you? (Popeater)

Size 2 wrote a book and is selling it with her tits (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp directs a video (Just Jared)

Cammie D in the fake snow (Pop Sugar)

X-tina. Bionic. Thoughts? (ICYDK)

I don’t know this bitch but I’m convinced she doesn’t own proper clothing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Zoe Saldana – SO beautiful, and a little sweaty, in Nylon (Popoholic)

What? Gaga f-cking owns that little piece of JailBait! (Go Fug Yourself)