LipGloss fangirls in the loo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 12:00:48 November 30, 2009 12:00:48

I get it that he’s trying to guard his privacy, trying to control what he can control, trying to convey an image of responsibility and respect that sets him apart from so many of his trainwreck contemporaries. But that, in combination with the vanity and the self consciousness … sometimes it’s too much. Full Story

So what will they ask him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 11:21:00 November 30, 2009 11:21:00

Good Morning America took it up the ass last week when it was revealed that they’d invited Chris Brown onto the program to perform even though they’d cancelled Adam Lambert, thereby helping a convicted felon promote his new album. Although not admitting that they’re buckling due to widespread criticism, ABC has now decided not to feature Brown onstage and will air instead a 20/20 interview with the abuser during which he has supposedly promised to reveal what happened that night. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 10:51:00 November 30, 2009 10:51:00

She says she’s 26. MK says she must be a Lohan. Brilliant. (Dlisted)

Glee! Rachel Berry and Babs! (Popeater)

Emma Watson: Hermione in a bikini (The Superficial)

Don’t know who this bitch is but her workout attire is for sh-t (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo spends the holidays with mom in Mexico. Who isn’t in Mexico??? (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried turned down a proposal? What? (Pop Sugar)

JLo in an ugly tracksuit (INO)

Heidi Klum’s beautiful baby girl. And I love the name (Cele|bitchy)

Nick & Nessa in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Colin’s in Mexico too. And he’s NOT with Janet Jackson (ASL)

Jen flies home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 09:58:40 November 30, 2009 09:58:40

After her free trip for a few days off in Marrakesh for that hotel opening, Jennifer Aniston is returning home to the beach in California, spotted in London at Heathrow connecting for LA. That must have been a sweet gig. Even people who have a lot of money are not immune to those who have more money throwing it at them. Full Story

Ewan’s family ride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 08:45:37 November 30, 2009 08:45:37

Didn’t think I could love Ewan McGregor more… until I saw his family vehicle. So.F-cking.Badass. This is Ewan with his wife and kids kicking around Brentwood on the weekend, hotter than ever in a white tee, rockin’ a little James Dean vibe of his own. SWOON. Ewan has been spending a lot of time in LA lately, said to be working on a film Full Story

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Ebola endangers the games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 08:01:27 November 30, 2009 08:01:27

Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to go. And you know what a hit of Ebola can do. Full Story

Great jacket, messy hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 07:50:11 November 30, 2009 07:50:11

The GMD is off in Europe having the time of his life shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz, riding around on a motorcycle all manly man, waving at his public, grinning widely at the crowds gathering around the set. Meanwhile Katie Holmes flew back to Hollywood this weekend to walk the carpet at the Dizzy Feet Foundation Inaugural Celebration of Dance yesterday with her hair in a messy knot and a gorgeous pale grey leather jacket. Full Story

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Cindy & the Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 07:30:41 November 30, 2009 07:30:41

Their physical similarities have already been noted. Their men are BFFs. So it was a cozy weekend in Mexico for Cindy Crawford and Elisabetta Canalis, also known as the Italian Queen, or George Clooney’s new piece, who showed off her killer body, not unlike Cindy’s killer body, while on holiday at George’s new Mexican home, recently completed. Full Story

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What’s up with Reese & Jake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 07:21:17 November 30, 2009 07:21:17

The word from both their reps is that they have not broken up. Which means they want you to think that they are still together… So why the shenanigans? It’s an intriguing little gossip story. Sunday morning People.com Full Story

November 30, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 07:06:25 November 30, 2009 07:06:25

Happy Birthday Theresa from your “life partner” G who is looking forward to that long awaited reunion in Vancouver. Have heard you’ve had a rough a year. Starting your 30s at home, with G, will be a major improvement. I know it. Happy Birthday Alana from Cheryl. Yours in FNL love. To Katie – Happy belated Birthday from Gillian in Ireland who is proud of you about the apartment and misses you so much. Full Story

Friday, November 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I have no idea what’s happening on General Hospital. Conversations about nothing seem to last for 12 days. Which is why I watch on fast forward until James Franco comes on. He’s, like, a really good soap opera kisser.  Read Full Intro