Check out this set of photos of Ebola and her new boyfriend at amfAR last night. Oooops! I dropped my bracelet! It was like, a total accident! It was on my…and now its…oh wait...he's not picking it up for me! But I’m such a lady and I’ve found myself such a fine man!?! Dude looks confused in the couple of shots that follow. Full Story
Here’s Marion Cotillard with Guillaume Canet last night at amfAR looking f-in’ hot as usual. Quick side bar. First time I made a point of figuring out who Marion was is when I saw that Dior Eiffel Tower ad. You know which one I’m talking about. Attached it for your reference. That thing screams sex doesn’t it? And not dirty sex either. Full Story
Good luck to Danielle and her team who are off to Rochester NY this weekend for the Roc City Ribfest & KCBS BBQ Competition. Eat lots and drink well. Congrats to Gunpreet got into UBC Med School from your sister Kamneev! No Taylor Kitsch hook-ups to tell you about (Lainey might) but I can tell you that you’re out of your mind if you think Chris Pine is good looking. Full Story
It’s my annual dose of Pitt Porn. The Pitt Porn in Cannes is extra potent. Has rejuvenating powers. We were flagging a bit yesterday, running around, and then they came on the carpet and the world was better again…even though we could have been trampled. The crowd surged when they arrived. And the crowd at the back, once their faces were put up on the big screens, surged even more.
The crying, the calling out, the hysteria, the gasps, the desperate screams, for many fans last night, seeing the royal Brange was like a born again experience. Meanwhile I was waiting for him to paw her ass. Alas, no ass pats this time. But plenty of neck and thigh stroking. And in the end a very loud declaration that they are right and fine. Details below.
Also a smutty and satisfying Ebola story, my Marion and Guillaume’s romantic dinner, on the terrace with Emile Hirsch and Robert Pattinson, and much more from Cannes.
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Yours in gossip,
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The Croisette has been contaminated this week by Ebola Paris Hilton and that loser it’s been dragging around as its boyfriend. We’ve managed to avoid infection thus far, have not run into them at any parties. Fingers crossed. Should probably stay away from VIP Room tonight though. It’s Christian Audigier’s birthday celebration for starters, and on top of all the euro Ed Hardy wearing douchebags, adding that f-cking virus to the scene is bound to result in major disease. Full Story
Last night at the American Idol final – Keith Urban performed. I’m here in Cannes, didn’t watch, but going from these photos… is there something new about his face? Did Granny Freeze buy him some fillers? Look at that. That is fresh and new and definitely de-lined, non? Or maybe it’s that he’s too orange. Full Story
Where I live isn’t only about Twilight (Dlisted)
Meth Face + Sateen = horrid sh-ts (Hollywood Tuna)
Yeah my ‘mo gave me a ring too (The Superficial)
Robo, what the f-ck are you WEARING? (Pop Sugar)
Disco ball uterus (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
That thing on her leg just about sums up her style (Just Jared)
Massage parlour trash spawns (Cele|bitchy)
I want this bikini (Popoholic)
Chicken Fried hard thighs (The Blemish)
Tori Spelling can’t shake KFed Jr (INO)
Just a set of fake cans. Long legs to wrap around his waist. And nothing in the way of conversation. Makes sense. After all, wouldn’t call Chris Pine the most cerebral of stars. And he’s in no danger of earning that reputation now, especially since, according to the new issue of Us Weekly, he’s dating Audrina Patridge. Full Story
She looked incredible at the photo call in the morning. Amazing. The hair! Will be copying the hair. Last night on the carpet – meh on the dress. Guess why? It’s Marchesa! And Inglourious Basterds has Harvey Weinstein all over it. Anyway, Diane’s profile has been pretty low key this week. Full Story
Ryan Gosling. Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling shooting in Vancouver for months on end? Have just squandered 15 minutes of valuable blogging time mooning over these photos – Ryan and Michelle Williams in New York shooting a tender kiss scene in My Blue Valentine. The way he’s grabbing her chin like that? He did this with Rachel McAdams in the Notebook too… A generation of McGoslings was born. Full Story
The older, the shorter? Why not? It works for her. She’s crazy, but it works for her. Sharon Stone is an undeniably attractive woman. Who has amazing legs. Last Friday in Beverly Hills at a Nelson Mandela Foundation event – here she is in a short dress and the body of a 25 year old. Don’t deny it. Full Story