He still has his hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 12:05:13 November 23, 2009 12:05:13

Iceman I mean. Val Kilmer. Many men struggle with hair loss. It’s a major confidence killer. And Val, well, Val still has his. A lot of it. It’s thick and long, it’s well spread around his scalp, it’s something he can hang on to, it’s where he derives his mojo. Here’s Val at the American Music Awards last night, no idea why, fronting like it’s 1984 and he’s still Kazansky in uniform. Full Story

Double gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 11:41:11 November 23, 2009 11:41:11

From me to you… Two quiver presents: Moist yourselves over Colin Firth in uniform today in London on the set of The King’s Speech. Never doubt that Shiloh is benevolent. Because she is. And he is proof of it. Then… Ewan McGregor was at some event in LA on Saturday. Go ahead. Do what you need to do. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 11:08:35 November 23, 2009 11:08:35

Oh Canada! Remember this? (Dlisted)

This will make you giggle ALL DAY (The Superficial)

Catherine McPhee channels Posh without the nipples (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Christensen can’t be bothered to get out the car to pick up Rachel Bilson. Like Jacek. (Just Jared)

Gisele and Jack. SO cute (Pop Sugar)

Cheryl Cole’s flattering dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

George Clooney’s double standard (INO)

How Robert Pattinson celebrated his box office (ASL)

The GMD wants to live there (Cele|bitchy)

How old is too old to be partying? (Popeater)

The GMD Girls Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 10:08:00 November 23, 2009 10:08:00

The GMD is in Austria shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. He showed his big grin off for some fans yesterday but they were unable to find an apple box for him to stand on so he had to puff his chest out extra manly. While Tom worked in Europe, Katie Holmes stayed back for her own project The Romantics and spent the weekend with the girls Isabella and Little Sci. Full Story

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It’s not the fall…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 08:00:02 November 23, 2009 08:00:02

The fall actually made her relevant for 5 seconds. No, Jennifer Lopez’s massive suck at the AMAs had nothing to do with the fall. The fall happens. They perform, they slip, they fall. Beyonce falls. Madonna falls. They all fall. Snarking on the fall is too easy. It’s like a fart joke, no art to it whatsoever. Full Story

Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 07:20:00 November 23, 2009 07:20:00

Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess about it even more. Unfortunately I can’t find the video. Full Story

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Third Lip and a Bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 07:06:00 November 23, 2009 07:06:00

Third Lip showed up at the American Music Awards last night to support Keith Urban who won the Favourite Male Country Artist award and, during his acceptance speech, thanked his “Baby Girl” and their daughter Sunday Rose. No mention of Third Lip. But Third Lip did not mind being overlooked. Full Story

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November 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 06:53:04 November 23, 2009 06:53:04

This coming Thursday, November 26th – Covenant House Gala at Birks in Vancouver. I am hosting and we’re raising money to support a month of service during the holidays providing shelter, food, clothing, counselling, and more for homeless youth living on our city streets. Come! Click here Full Story

Friday, November 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

How will TV go on without the Mighty Opes? Who will tell the MiniVan Majority what to read? Who will remind them that they should love themselves and celebrate the angels inside their souls? This is troubling. Because while you know I’m not down with Her Mightiness, it frightens me that Tyra is now being spoken of as Her heir.  Read Full Intro