He's not the father of the kid(s)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 07:04:39 October 15, 2009 07:04:39

Earlier this year, some woman with four kids from Ontario called Karen Sala alleged that Keanu Reeves knocked her up and that he was the father of at least one of her children. He denied even knowing her. According to TMZ Full Story

Xenu still rules

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 06:58:50 October 15, 2009 06:58:50

I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and the GMD and that Little Sci was enrolled at a Catholic pre-school in Boston. Full Story

October 15, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 06:52:00 October 15, 2009 06:52:00

Happy early 20th Birthday Erin F in PoCo from Stephanie S, friend of 15 years, who wishes you good luck with your exams and papers. She’ll be thinking of you from across the Strait of Georgia and always thankful that you bullied her into buying that Badgley Mischka. Happy 24th Birthday Natalie N with so much love from your sister Emily. Full Story

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am heading tonight to an advance screening for Where The Wild Things Are. 7pm seems very, very far away. Can’t wait. Reminds me of something Meryl Streep said last week at the ROM. They’d just played a scene from Angels in America, the one in which she’s virtually unrecognisable as a rabbi waiting by the side of the road in a line of patient rabbis and the other two rabbis are Tony Kushner and Maurice Sendak. It’s the way she said it. Like Tony Kushner and Maurice Sendak should be household names. She’s right.

Books take different meaning for different people. Where The Wild Things Are was one of the first books I remember reading. It was a new school and I had no friends. My mother had just left. Sometimes an imagination can save you.

It’s Wednesday. It’s Glee day! There’s a new reason now to support Glee. It’s the best, obviously, but also as a f-ck you to NBC. Not only for the network’s rejection of the Glee cast at the Macy’s parade, not only for the Jay Leno debacle, but also because NBC would rather pour its money into that sh-t than properly promote Friday Night Lights.

GLEE!

This is Matthew Morrison last night at the Where The Wild Things Are premiere in New York.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Congratulations to Clara C from Toronto Congratulations to Clara C. from Toronto for winning the Kenneth Cole etalk bag!


Photos from Wenn.com and Johns PkI/Splashnewsonline.com

She paid for everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 15:07:30 October 14, 2009 15:07:30

So that’s what she came for. It was a shopping spree. Celine Dion was photographed again in New York today leaving her hotel with a rack of items. And not from Topshop. I promise you not from Topshop. It’s no secret Celine loves the luxe. Here’s the thing about Celine though, as opposed to so many of her peers, those Mimi cheap asses who demand their sh-t for free. Full Story

Gossip Girl Chinatown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 14:57:47 October 14, 2009 14:57:47

You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in suck. Gossip Girl has sucked all season. Full Story

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Shelfy keeps dreaming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 13:40:53 October 14, 2009 13:40:53

She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is resourceful. A hungry bitch always lines up her next meal. Full Story

The Italian Queen conquers London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 11:51:36 October 14, 2009 11:51:36

Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS. George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. Elisabetta Canalis made her UK debut on his arm, loving every f-cking second, and obliterating every bitch that came before her. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 11:11:00 October 14, 2009 11:11:00

In addition to pissing on you, he will sodomise your boss (Dlisted)

Again. Ashley Greene skin shots. Hooker, you need to cover yourself. (The Superficial)

Two HOT Canadians (Hollywood Tuna)

Barefaced GOOPy at the Art Fair (Just Jared)

If only I could wear my jeans like this. With FISHNETs underneath (Pop Sugar)

Please STOP POSING WITH PUMPKINS (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sienna looks amazing (Splash Blog)

This would be an even greater tragedy than his death (Cele|bitchy)

From Harrison Ford…to Chris Pine? (ASL)

Playboy GHETTO (Popeater)

You idiot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 09:48:12 October 14, 2009 09:48:12

etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her and she can’t quit the taste. Full Story

Thumbs > Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 08:37:12 October 14, 2009 08:37:12

Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than she is”. Full Story