Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 09:08:38 October 19, 2009 09:08:38

Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. Full Story

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True Blood and a skinny bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 08:14:19 October 19, 2009 08:14:19

True Blood was honoured Saturday night at the Scream Awards represented by Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Sam Trammell, and the hotness Alexander Skarsgard who also collected the Best Villain Award from costar Kate Bosworth. Alex and Kate have been shooting a film together in Louisiana. Afterwards they were spotted partying with other celebrities who attended the show at the Chateau Marmont. Full Story

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Eclipse home stretch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 07:50:23 October 19, 2009 07:50:23

Peter Facinelli and Kellan Lutz arrived back in Vancouver early Sunday to finish off filming for Twilight Eclipse in Vancouver, now entering the final days of production and, more and more, approaching what’s looking like a permanent farewell to Canada’s West Coast. As previously reported Full Story

Lilo: party all weekend!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 07:32:14 October 19, 2009 07:32:14

The official excuse from Lindsay Lohan in court on Friday, for which she was 90 minutes late, was that she was too busy, and her schedule too full, to complete her alcohol education program. Busy with what? It’s not like she acts anymore. Still, the judge pretended to buy it and gave her yet another chance. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Rachel Zoe on CosmoTV reminder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 07:23:06 October 19, 2009 07:23:06

The Rachel Zoe Project premiered last Monday night on CosmoTV and runs every Monday night at 8pm EST. The show follows the life of celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe and her attempts to balance her professional life with her personal life. Rachel’s client list includes Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson, Kate Beckinsale, Anne Hathaway, and others. Full Story

Speaking of burnouts…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 07:01:14 October 19, 2009 07:01:14

The Chicken Fried Comeback & Milk It is enjoying some down time before her Circus swings Down Under, spotted on Sunday in Mexico with her kids and her man and her dad, fit and tight in a black bikini. Jason Trawick suddenly got a lot more attractive with his shirt off, non? Hate to say it but the agent, the agent looks like Sam Trammell. Full Story

I’m gloating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 06:34:40 October 19, 2009 06:34:40

You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, JailBait Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, shooting in New York last Friday with Kim Cattrall, a scene that involved Samantha Jones showing up at an event in the same ensemble. Full Story

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Tickling his neck fetish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 06:22:00 October 19, 2009 06:22:00

See? This girl is the motherf-ckin’ sh-t. It’s a whole new game when she’s around. Remember that little rumour about George Clooney and the necktie? Well, he and Elisabetta Canalis appear to be inseparable now. She was with him at the Rome Film Festival Rome at the screening for Up In The Air coquettishly accessorised around the neck. Full Story

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October 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 06:02:00 October 19, 2009 06:02:00

Happy belated Birthday Mandy – hope it was a weekend you cannot remember? A prelude to next year in Vegas then, it’s truly something to prepare for. By request… Channing Tatum. Sorry about the inclusion of his wife but the way she’s workin’ her leg in this photo is making my life. Full Story

Kristen’s quick trip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2009 16:09:00 October 17, 2009 16:09:00

PUNKD Images photographed Kristen Stewart at Vancouver airport THIS MORNING headed for Los Angeles, a quick trip home with her manager. She looks cute. And sleepy. She was on set for Eclipse in Vancouver until midnight last night. And if my hair was cut like that and shoved into a little tail my name would be Hideous Freak. Full Story

Friday, October 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So how long before Balloon Boy’s family, the one that may or may not have staged yesterday’s fiasco, how long before they’re signed to their own reality show? Not just one episode, but a full running series?

Please. They’ve probably already been offered a contract.

“Look how compelling they are on morning television! That precocious child can throw up on cue!”

This is what we’ve created? A market for family f-ckery under the guise of reality?

I’ve never watched a minute of that Jon Kate Octo Swap Duggar bullsh-t. I won’t be watching the Balloons famewhore themselves until they become The Hills. Something tells me I’ll be in the minority. They’d rather create monsters than watch Friday Night Lights.

Hate people.

On the lighter side, as noted yesterday, how does Jason Bateman stay so fresh? Thanks to Amy for sending the video. So much amazingness in one cast.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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