August 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 7, 2009 07:22:26 Posted at August 7, 2009 07:22:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Elsa Jeanne who is expecting her first! Live it up from now until February and stock up on smut. Something tells me you won’t have much time for it later! Laney and Judson send their love, and you know, the same goes for you two too! Happy 25th Birthday Katie from everyone in Puerto Vallarta. Full Story

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

(500) Days of Summer opens wide tomorrow so now there’s no excuse. The film is receiving great reviews and wonderful word of mouth from those who’ve already seen it, like many of you who’ve written to squee about the experience and Joseph Gordon Levitt and the snappy dialogue and the fact that when you left you could not wipe the smile off your face for hours.

To further promote the movie as it’s released in more theatres this weekend, Joe and Zooey Deschanel have gifted us with a new video. See below. I love her voice. And their chemistry is delightful. And they intend to keep working together. And if the results are like Summer, please give us more.

It’s Thursday, back in Vancouver, new articles all day, but SCROLL DOWN because several late articles were posted yesterday including Stephen Moyer on the beach and a throwback to The Supermodel.

Don’t you miss The Supermodel?

Yours in gossip,


What Shia’s reading

August 6, 2009 16:32:26 Posted at August 6, 2009 16:32:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have had a lot of requests lately for Shia LaBeouf… He hit up a Borders today in LA and picked up some reading material. A book called “And Then the Roof Caved In: How Wall Street's Greed and Stupidity Brought Capitalism to Its Knees". As you know, Shia has been confirmed with Michael Douglas in the Wall Street sequel, Money Never Sleeps. Full Story


August 6, 2009 13:22:52 Posted at August 6, 2009 13:22:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura sent me an email 5 minutes ago: Please tell me you’ve seen the trailer for The Open Road with JT. I can’t believe how f-cking bad it looks. I can’t. This of course made me so happy I had to hit YouTube immediately. And then proceeded to laugh my ass off the entire time. Totally helps with the people hating after the Cyrus f-ckery in the previous post. Full Story

Pattinson in a Porsche

August 6, 2009 13:09:21 Posted at August 6, 2009 13:09:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jacek says it’s a Boxster. Since Jacek and I aren’t having an Ultimate Sacrifice, he always says he’ll get a Cayman one day. A Cayman is cheaper than a child. Robert Pattinson can afford several Caymans by now, I think? Here he is in LA driving around in a Porsche. Laura just ripped her shirt off. Full Story

Children and poles

August 6, 2009 11:42:05 Posted at August 6, 2009 11:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That is a pole, isn’t it? And those are children, aren’t they? And the children are being OFFICIALLY photographed, right? With the permission of their parents, non? Just wanted to make sure. Teen Choice Awards are coming up this weekend. Naturally that means children like Noah Cyrus, sister of JailBait Miley Cyrus, are hitting up gifting suites and pre-parties with some other Disney commodities before the main event. Full Story

Shoe change for cast dinner

August 6, 2009 11:21:41 Posted at August 6, 2009 11:21:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Lautner changed his shoes last night for dinner with the Twilight cast. MUCH better, see? Taylor, Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene, Bryce Dallas Howard, Peter Facinelli, Nikki Reed, Elizabeth Reaser, and Xavier Samuel were all together for a 3 hour meal that wrapped up around midnight. Am starting to like the look of this Xavier. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 6, 2009 11:01:00 Posted at August 6, 2009 11:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who is raising these children????????????? (Dlisted)

The virginal Sienna (Hollywood Tuna)

Sharon Stone’s 50 year old body. WOW. (PopEater)

Will she share her mood stones at Harvard? (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford’s 43 year old body. WOW. (The Superficial)

Manslinger’s a groupie on the road (Pop Sugar)

Spittle’s kind of woman (INO)

You mean she hasn’t had surgery on this yet? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why are people obsessed with losers and weight gain? (The Blemish)

Lindsay Lohan: a tiara and her Calvins (Popoholic)

Sponsored Tingles K-Y Intense: France vs Spain

August 6, 2009 09:59:27 Posted at August 6, 2009 09:59:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps the most challenging hot-off so far. My Marion and her Guillaume. Have you seen Jeux d’enfants? They were ELECTRIC in Jeux d’enfants. Please see if you haven’t. You’ll love it, I promise. But it wasn’t the right time yet. And then suddenly he was kissing her on the sidewalk in Paris and it became real. Full Story

Kissing on a boat

August 6, 2009 09:18:25 Posted at August 6, 2009 09:18:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long shooting a kissing scene on a boat today in New York for the upcoming Going the Distance. As you know, they’re dating/sort of/casually but serious… and she keeps putting him in her movies. I actually didn’t mind him in He’s Just Not That Into You. Full Story

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