From dinner it’s a long beautiful, palm tree-lined walkway up to the terrace bar for drinks looking out over the gardens. A stunning view. When it’s go go go for several days straight on the crowded Croisette, it’s not a bad idea to get away from the frenzy. The Croisette is a one massive clusterf-ck. Full Story
It’s the fourth year for us at Cannes. And every year we have at least one night at the du Cap. On a night when it’s best to get away from the Croisette, when we don’t have any evening assignments, we make our pilgrimage. There is no Dylan this time though. We miss Dylan. In 2007 Dylan stood next to George Clooney and called him wee. Full Story
It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering. Full Story
To Helene – good luck running your first half marathon in Ottawa this weekend! Don’t be nervous, and think about the “after” meals. Promise me you’ll treat yourself. You deserve it. And good luck to Kelli on your first 10K this weekend! Ronda and her happy hour bicep are so proud of you! Full Story
Brange in Cannes together officially as of last night. And tonight on the carpet.
They’re here. And now they’re the only story.
Press screening for Inglourious Basterds this morning at 8:30am local followed immediately by the press conference which is why I’m getting to a late start. More on some Pitt tenderness below and also Brad observations from the presser.
And the world turns outside the Croisette too. Like when did Joseph Gordon Levitt get that body? Is Ryan Phillippe incurably unfaithful…or desperately insecure?
Wednesday – online all day from Cannes until the Inglourious Basterds red carpet tonight.
Yours in gossip,
So I just wrapped on the carpet at the Palais. Now headed to another event. Follow my tweets! Will post about Brange as soon as I have a chance! They were crazy gorgeous tonight.
In the meantime, please see below - my friends will smut you. Commentary by my hubby so please excuse us in advance…
Mother of ***! Mask please! (DListed)
Number two on my Freebie 5 on the carpet in Cannes (JustJared)
She might be on it if she ate occasionally (PopSugar)
Hayden Panettiere making me question my sexuality. Brrr. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Gisele setting me straight again (Hollywood Tuna)
Aniston exhausted from not being talked about daily (INO)
Lilo on her way to important meetings cause she’s serious (ASL)
T.I.’s situation in jail (Cele|bitchy)
Ebola making a Petri dish of the waters near Cannes (IDLYITW)
Chris Pine – I don’t get it. He just doesn’t look right. It’s the head shape and the forehead - eye relationship (The Superficial)
Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story
It’s one thing for Megan Fox to be called the Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie. I mean at least the subject is Angelina Jolie. But imitating, and failing, at imitating LipGloss? Dude, is that a good move? Zac Efron dropped out of Footloose claiming he did not want to be type cast as a singing dancing elfin. Full Story
Thanks for your messages. I would have needed them even if not in Cannes. Haven’t watched Idol is years but hear this season that Adam Lambert saved the franchise? At least this is what Entertainment Weekly tells me. Must be why Katie Holmes showed up with Little Sci last night. Random. So who’s a fan of the show? Mom or LS? Because I’m thinking if you know the show, you know it can get loud. Full Story