January 11, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2010 06:41:43 January 11, 2010 06:41:43

To Kylie P who met Laura this weekend at a party. She drunk texted me on Saturday to let me know. Thank you for reading every day from Carlton! And thank you for slipping Laura some tequila. She’s especially funny when she’s smashed. And even when she’s smashed she can’t not mention “Rob”. Full Story

Friday, January 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Sharon Stone has confirmed a guest starring 4 episode arc on Law & Order SVU. All due respect to SVU, her decision was probably made easier by the fact that she simply isn’t getting much film work these days. Don’t let them tell you differently – even though television is arguably creatively more diverse these days, especially with regard to women, being on the big screen is always their ultimate goal.  Read Full Intro

Just don’t write anymore…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 14:24:05 January 8, 2010 14:24:05

Or cheat. Have mentioned this before but Troy Dyer was the boy for my early 20s. When that kind of idealistic bullsh-t seemed romantic. I will say however that I never liked his corny erotica. At any age. Which, along with maturity, I guess, and of course the fact that he cheated on his wife Uma, contributed to the de-quiveration of Ethan Hawke. Full Story

Miss Zahara & Elvis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 13:06:00 January 8, 2010 13:06:00

He would have been 75 today. My friend LB asked yesterday – can you imagine his life in this era? The quaaludes and the guns and the late night binges and the women? It’s not impossible. Happy Birthday Elvis. And Happy Birthday Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt who is 4. Here’s a selection of pictures. Full Story

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Madge & Sean Penn: reunited!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 11:20:25 January 8, 2010 11:20:25

Am a bit foggy today. A cold has set in just in time for the weekend. Great. Something to rouse the smutty juices however – last night Madonna and Sean Penn met up for dinner in New York. Not surprisingly, she was photographed and he was not. Of course. They apparently stayed at the restaurant for 3 and a half hours. Full Story

He doesn’t hit chicks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 10:35:00 January 8, 2010 10:35:00

Ohhhhhhh snap. I like Rihanna’s new man. So far. As you know, RiRi is now with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers. They’ve been on holiday, and they know they’ve been photographed, and they’re still loving it up for the cameras. Somehow Matt also found time to shoot a Match.com ad for Funny or Die. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 10:16:00 January 8, 2010 10:16:00

Yep. Ashley Greene totally wants to be Megan Fox (The Superficial)

Pretty soon Lindsay Lohan will be THIS crazy (Dlisted)

 Xtina + Cher = gay jumpy claps! (Hollywood Tuna)

Whose boyfriend is she workin’now? (Just Jared)

OK, Matthew McConaughey’s son is ADORABLE (Popsugar)

See what happens when a celebrity doesn’t get celebrity treatment? In heels? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Susan Sarandon: 63 is the new 30 (Cele|bitchy)

Catherine Zeta Jones defends her taste in geriatrics (INO)

Tiger and Elin made really pretty babies (ASL)

A young new chart topper announces she hates Ebola (PopEater)

Crack tweets and thieves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 08:51:48 January 8, 2010 08:51:48

Happy New Year Mayhem! We’re only a full week into it and Lindsay Lohan is already f-cking around. First, she broke up with her BFF. Nickname is Pooty. Real name is Patrick Audadouche, or something. This is not important. What’s important is that she accused him of stealing her leggings designs and launching his own line and he denies it and now they don’t speak anymore. Full Story

She’s totally not having sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 08:01:15 January 8, 2010 08:01:15

What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other day, kissing, but definitely no more than that. Full Story

NBC f-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 07:40:30 January 8, 2010 07:40:30

Like it’s not enough the way they pissed on, and continue to piss on, Friday Night Lights. Now it’s full tits drama over The Tonight Show. Would Jay Leno step OFF already? He announced he wanted to leave. So he left. Only NBC was worried he’d run to another network. So they undermined Conan by giving Jay a 10pm spot only to see him suck sh-t on the 10pm schedule because he’s actually up against scripted television. Full Story

Chicken Fried bald patches and stains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 07:06:58 January 8, 2010 07:06:58

I’m telling you, she scares me when she’s a brunette. Her world isn’t right when she’s brunette. And the way she looked yesterday out and about in LA wasn’t right at all. Especially since this is “pulled together” for her. In the sense that she’s not out in her pyjamas which, as you know, happens from time to time. Full Story