Starting early

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 14:33:30 March 17, 2010 14:33:30

Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome fulfilling rewarding spiritual breathtaking motherhood is amazing all the time. Full Story

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I hate myself for writing this...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 12:09:27 March 17, 2010 12:09:27

But even JailBait Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, JailBait on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, JailBait isn’t bad. She gives decent answers. Full Story

Coke Can Curlers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 11:32:30 March 17, 2010 11:32:30

Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. Gaga is on one side, Posh is on the other. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 11:15:00 March 17, 2010 11:15:00

Oh snap. Filthy looks BUNK. (Hollywood Tuna)

Look the f-ck out. Britney will be brown again. Soon. (Dlisted)

Supermodels + Kids = crazy ass body genes (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart sparkles on Fallon (Pop Sugar)

Archie’s getting a sibling! (Popeater)

WOAH! Tina! (Just Jared)

Anderson Cooper made to look like Channing Tatum, Neanderthal (Towleroad)

Andy Richter’s doing juuuust fine (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Yeah this sh-t just keeps getting better (Cele|bitchy)

Dave & Jimmy hate on Leno. GOOD. (E! Online)

Jon & Jude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 09:45:17 March 17, 2010 09:45:17

Daily Show major quiver last night, oh la. And I watched it right after Sawyer’s sideflash episode on Lost. Lady boner for hours. Jon Stewart is a sex symbol. Period. Like when he shrugs his shoulder with an uppercut like booyah? Love it SO MUCH. And when he has great chemistry with a guest, it’s even more moistening. Full Story

This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 08:46:59 March 17, 2010 08:46:59

At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face... it’s f-cking marvellous, non? This Hot Bitch, I don’t care what she’s had done, whatever it is it’s keeping her a Hot Bitch. Full Story

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Gets worse...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 07:59:04 March 17, 2010 07:59:04

Many of you are hesitant to believe the In Touch Weekly cover story this week about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock. I don’t blame you. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

Was Rebecca Hall the other woman?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 07:40:00 March 17, 2010 07:40:00

This is what the British tabloids are trying to insinuate. That Rebecca Hall was the reason Kate Winslet left Sam Mendes although they stop well short of suggesting that Hall and Mendes had an affair. In fact, all they say is that Sam has worked with Rebecca several times and that Kate became uncomfortable with his support of Hall’s career. Full Story

Afterparty > Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 07:07:41 March 17, 2010 07:07:41

They were pretend all over each other again at the NY premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night. Jennifer Aniston and skinny Spittle pawed at each other like brother and sister. But they need it so badly to sell this movie. Especially since it won’t sell on quality. In this case you don’t need any reviews. Full Story

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Best Actress Oscar Curse strikes Sandy B?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 06:38:27 March 17, 2010 06:38:27

No, please Shiloh, no. Let’s start with the good news. The good news is that the source is In Touch Weekly. So, yeah, you know. The bad news is that some broad is telling them that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is a cheater. Her name is Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Of course it is. Full Story