Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It wasn’t hard to find Chris Brown immediately after he beat the sh-t out of Rihanna, an act for which he was subsequently CONVICTED. Brown was jet skiing at Diddy’s, he was partying at Diddy’s, he was courtside at basketball games, he was clubbing, he was shooting videos, he was all over YouTube, he was tweeting, he was featured in a gloriously flattering article in People Magazine – so of course he didn’t feel a need to hide, or apologise, or feel embarrassed.  Read Full Intro

Marcus needs a seatbelt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 12:15:04 December 30, 2009 12:15:04

Bradley Cooper was photographed leaving Renee Zellweger’s with his dog today, loading him into a crate before driving off. This is a good habit. It’s a habit we should emulate. Because Marcus travels shotgun and without a seatbelt. Yes, they make dog seatbelts. Go ahead, roll your eyes. M has never been a crate in the car dog. Full Story

Night out at the Laker Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 11:57:26 December 30, 2009 11:57:26

Nicole Richie is SO pretty. Nicole Richie is so cute. And the way she’s still flirting with Joel Madden after 2 years and 2 children is even cuter. Here they are last night courtside at the Laker game enjoying a date night off from their kids. Must be a relief. Of course knowing the cameras were on them obviously makes a difference. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 08:57:45 December 30, 2009 08:57:45

Because former working girls always tell the truth on Twitter (Dlisted)

Why is it considered demure to cover your bare breast with a few fingernails? (The Superficial)

Drama in Vagina Virgin Territory, and a countdown to a Jen vs Angie showdown! (Popeater)

Christina Riccie: skinny jeans and a new weave (Hollywood Tuna)

Draco Malfoy on the beach (Just Jared)

The year in Baby Bumps (Pop Sugar)

Mother Knowles loves to gossip (INO)

Gaga…and SuBo? (Cele|bitchy)

Everybody hates Megan Fox? (ASL)

Worst of 2009: Ed Westwick at Teen Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 08:23:39 December 30, 2009 08:23:39

You’ve blocked it out, haven’t you? My Shamef-ck showed up at Teen Choice in August shamef-cking me to hell in his rolled up jeans and no socks and loafers, puckering his lips and posing like a cross dressing private school punk ballerina stuck inside a music box, what? I don’t know what. Full Story

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Cam works a lot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 07:49:03 December 30, 2009 07:49:03

She juuust wrapped on Knight & Day with the GMD, now already she’s back on set of another film called The Green Hornet with Seth Rogen yesterday in LA. Hornet is due for a Christmas release in 2010. In addition to Hornet however, Cam has Shrek in May and Knight & Day for the 4th of July weekend… Three major films next year. Full Story

Buff Billy Elliott

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 06:55:01 December 30, 2009 06:55:01

Well hello Jamie Bell. I like your V. Billy Elliott is 22. And he’s in a new film called The Eagle of the Ninth starring Channing Tatum and Donald Sutherland. It’s 140AD. Jamie is a slave in a Britain run by Romans serving Tatum’s character who, naturally, is the hero. Ummm… Does this mean Channing Tatum will be doing an accent? Because… Please. Full Story

Brange family set visit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 06:39:37 December 30, 2009 06:39:37

The Jolie is currently in New York for Salt reshoots. Yesterday Brad Pitt bundled up the girls and brought them to set to visit mom. At the end of the work day, they all left together, Angelina holding Miss Zahara and her white earmuffs and dad with the Chosen One. Reminds me of those famous photos – remember? During the first year of the Brange, she was shooting The Good Shepherd in New York having recently brought Z home, and Brad came with Maddox, carrying Z, and a bottle in his back pocket. Full Story

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December 30, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 06:16:46 December 30, 2009 06:16:46

Happy 37th Birthday Dana! We are not old; we are simply 20 with 17 years experience. I’m looking forward to solving more blind riddles with you in the New Year. Love your partner in smut! Christine  Full Story