Friday, March 19, 2010

My alarm has decided it won’t work in Vegas. Am sorry for the late start. Full disclosure: this might also have something to do with the fact that I’m now obsessed with Blackjack Switch and had to pry myself off the tables last night/this morning.  Read Full Intro

Indistinguishable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 14:21:00 March 19, 2010 14:21:00

I’m telling you, Tom Cruise Jr really IS Tom Cruise Jr. In so many ways. This is Taylor Lautner leaving LAX today. Side by side, see for yourself. Right? And the security detail too. It’s the same! Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise Jr. They same body type, the same aviators, Jr’s even working the jaw clench now, and of course the same plastic machine Hollywood attitude. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 11:35:49 March 19, 2010 11:35:49

Heidi Montag is now looking for a new man to control her (The Superficial)

Mother Lohan continues to be allergic to getting a real job (Dlisted)

Can’t this bitch do ONE THING without f-cking it up? (Popeater)

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning: SXSW steeze (Pop Sugar)

Katie Price wearing more clothes than I’ve ever seen her wear (Hollywood Tuna)

Hot Shia at the corner store (Just Jared)

Gaga’s maker wants her money (Towleroad)

See? We ALL have cellie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kristen Stewart in red leather (Hollywood Life)

Country Bitch says she’s not mushy (Cele|bitchy)

A crusty Clooney makes it up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 11:19:04 March 19, 2010 11:19:04

George Clooney’s crusty sh-t at the Oscars was widely noted, and not only on gossip blogs. He and the Italian Queen were way off game that night. Word is, during the ceremony, there was some stank floating between them too. After the awards, he was off to Hawaii, she’s now in Rome shooting a movie and has confirmed a part on a US tv show. Full Story

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Legs, legs, legs and a new LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 10:26:57 March 19, 2010 10:26:57

Vanessa Hudgens at ShoWest yesterday at the CBS Films presentation and at the ceremony where she received the Female Star of Tomorrow Award. Um, really? For her legs, right? Because those are some legs. Really, really great legs. And she works hard on those legs. If I had those legs and worked as hard on those legs as she does, I would be wearing short dresses every day too. Full Story

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Miss you so much

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 09:50:52 March 19, 2010 09:50:52

We’ve just cleared our second award season in a row without Cate Blanchett. Missed her so much. Cate has focused on work at home in Australia, without too many film commitments, save Robin Hood which will fight for box office supremacy in May, due for release just a week after RDJ’s Iron Man 2. Full Story

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Why didn’t she blame the designer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 09:25:00 March 19, 2010 09:25:00

Katherine Heigl was in Vegas last night at ShoWest, first appearing at the Warner Bros presentation for upcoming releases and then to receive her award as Female Star of the Year. I like her with black hair. The extensions aren’t too bad either. She looks good. She does not look good however in those boots. Full Story

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BBT’s new hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 09:01:13 March 19, 2010 09:01:13

Look who can’t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it’s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that’ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with Jian Ghomeshi Full Story

March 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2010 08:38:35 March 19, 2010 08:38:35

Hey Rhea at Venetian – stop me next time, I’d love to meet you! And Jennifer can help you speak up in forensics grad seminars but she can’t teleport to Vegas and give you her balls! Happy Birthday Nithya from Babs in London! I hear you want some LipGloss. True? Stice- Happy "28th" birthday to the best anam cara a girl could ask for!!!!! To Amy from Rachel – Happy 30th Birthday AND wedding shower on Saturday! Oh you better be sending me some embarrassing photos on Monday. Full Story