It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story
Oh Adrien Brody. He must be poor. It’s the only explanation. Just over a year ago, TIFF 2008, he was in Toronto for The Brothers Bloom. Duana and Michelle really enjoyed The Brothers Bloom. And we were all Brody fans. In person he has a style about him, an offbeat sexiness that is much more appealing in person. Full Story
Ugh. That Boyfriend. Shia LaBeouf could be That Boyfriend. That Boyfriend who always makes it about him, who sulks at the bar when you’re having fun with other people, who deliberately makes you angry because anger is the only way he can see proof that you care. SO disappointing. Shia was at the An Education premiere in New York the other night to support his girlfriend Carey Mulligan whose performance in the film is generating critical acclaim and even praise from Anna Wintour. Full Story
Letterman offered an apology last night on his show to show staffers and his wife. He also wasn’t wearing his wedding ring. I’m not an avid Letterman ring-watcher but this is where it gets expensive. Because after years and years together, he finally married Regina Lasko in March, believing perhaps that his infidelity would stay concealed forever, and now, as a result of the $2 million extortion attempt, Letterman could lose that much more if he’s unable to secure absolution from his wife. Cheating isn’t cheap. Suddenly the Late Show is like Fatal Attraction for the greedy.
So my friend Michelle produced the We Day event in Toronto at the Air Canada Centre yesterday. And the Jonas Brothers showed up. And now she’s trying to tell me that Joe is cute. And that he’s like a shrunken down, more compact, much shorter John Krasinski. What are you saying??? Who are you???
One day with a Vagina Virgin and suddenly I can’t find my friend. Bah.
Tuesday – am blogging all day between shoots. Please scroll down for posts you may have missed from Monday.
Yours in gossip,
Yesterday afternoon at Harvard. 5pm Entertainment Law. Special guest speaker is Bert Fields. Half an hour later, his most famous client walks into the classroom. Hello Tom Cruise. He explained briefly that he’d never had the opportunity to hear his attorney speak before. Then he took a seat at the back and played student during the lecture. Full Story
Gwyneth Paltrow photographed in Paris today wearing a trench you want, don’t lie, presumably headed out of town back to London and her family after supporting Stella McCartney yesterday at Fashion Week. The coat, yes. And the bag too, right? G does look a little tired. Lovely, still, without much makeup, but also tired. Full Story
What a Twi-Hard gave her husband for his birthday (Dlisted)
Any more of this, without any work, and Olivia Wilde becomes just another skin girl (The Superficial)
What would boring Badgley cook? (Popeater)
Nobody’s perfect, certainly not me, but Rachel Bilson…check out the leg (Hollywood Tuna)
Loving the real body on Gossip Girl (Just Jared)
Sh-t, how original. Carrie Bradshaw and a tiara (Pop Sugar)
Ashley Greene keeps showing us her body. Why? (Popoholic)
Can’t imagine what these look like in the flesh (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
She looks grumpy because she’s hungry. Seriously. She admits to it too (INO)
Spittle actually looks not bloated and decent (Cele|bitchy)
It’s Becks arriving at Heathrow. With his mother and father in law, the Adams Family. As you can see, Becks is working a beard. Gross. And a hat that looks too big. Not his best showing. But Posh’s parents are babysitting him. Even if he was at his hottest, he still couldn’t put it to use. Full Story