It’s Dina Lohan’s mantra. She was in New York yesterday promoting the Shoe-Han. See I don’t have much faith in mankind. Some idiots WILL actually buy this sh-t. After all, there are f-cking losers out there who are also buying Ebola Paris Hilton’s lame sh-t. People suck. So ss you’d expect, Dina was asked at the event about Michael Lohan’s shocking “revelation” Full Story
I won’t lie. I want to try this (Dlisted)
The Alba Bitch tries too hard, looks dumb (Hollywood Tuna)
More from the Vogue NINE issue (Just Jared)
When low classy goes to the grocery (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Rachel McAdams pulls her own luggage (Pop Sugar)
Robos wants the GMD to f-ck more (INO)
Homewrecker still isn’t satisfied (Cele|bitchy)
What douchebags buy their daughters (The Superficial)
Kate Hudson vs Madonna. And Manslinger WINS (Popeater)
Two Oscar winners and a beaver (ASL)
Jim & Pam. “Frankly, it’s a different sensation.” Entertainment Weekly’s recap summed it up best, the writers did indeed pull it off. And they accurately judged that stupid real life YouTube wedding dance too: embarrassing, desperate, disgusting – in other words, perfect for the staff of Dunder Mifflin. Full Story
W Network is running its TripleFlix movie event with a new movie premiere every Saturday this fall (did you catch The Notebook last week?). Three blockbuster movies back to back to back with a premiere movie in the 9pm E/P slot. Tomorrow (Saturday, October 10th) it’s Because I Said So with Diane Keaton at 9pm E/P. Full Story
The cover of the new issue of FASHION Magazine has been taken over by a member of the Twilight New Moon cast. Noot Seear is Canadian, from Vancouver, and holy f-cking sh-t what a goddamn face. It would have to be, right? Heidi in the book is the ultimate draw: ridiculously beautiful and irresistibly sexy. Full Story
The GMD continues to shoot Wichita in Boston, seems happier than he’s been in a long time, finally back on a film set and his every move captured by the paps. It’s Gay Midget Heaven. And he’s as entertaining as ever. Yesterday it was the puffy coat. Look at him in a puffy coat! Like a toddler in the winter, waddling in the snow. Full Story
Love Happens was a critical and commercial bust. This is surprising. Because people love supporting sh-t. But not even Jennifer Aniston could make that sh-t work. Undeterred by the failure of her most recent film, Jennifer is back on set of The Baster, resuming production after a break to shoot The Bounty with Gerard Butler. Full Story
Exclusive This is Xavier Samuel on Wednesday night shooting Twilight Eclipse soaking wet, filming in the fake rain over and over again. My source tells me he’s wearing a wetsuit under those clothes to stay dry/warm(er). This is why he appears to be a little more robust. As you’ve seen from his candids, Samuel is rather slight. Full Story
Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present at the shoot, they did indeed pose in a group, and somehow Anna Wintour ended up with this mess. Full Story
This is how Johanna Schneller opened An Evening With Meryl Streep:
In a time when almost everything is unpredictable, we can always count on Meryl. For art.
And thus began 90 minutes of amazingness. That Meryl is a master goes without saying. But last night it was more than Meryl. It was Meryl with one of the most esteemed journalists in the field demonstrating that journalism too is an artistic endeavour, especially when pursued with the kind of subtle skill and technique that Johanna Schneller was able to deliver authentically and without pretension – a fangirl who is not a sycophant, and at the end of the day, a reporter who always finds her answer, even when a wily Meryl Streep tries to elude her.
Meryl and Johanna, they are the sh-t. Sorry to be crass but I would eat their f-cking sh-t.
More on Meryl later.
It’s Thursday – am blogging until my flight home this afternoon. My mother has somehow talked me into a drive to the airport. A ride with her never comes without a price.
Yours in gossip,