You are not Little Edie

May 13, 2009 07:22:13 Posted at May 13, 2009 07:22:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The cops were called to Lindsay Lohan’s the other day because the alarm went off. Nothing had been stolen and there was no break in, but it was a f-cking mess, prompting the police to describe initially that the place had been ransacked. It was not ransacked. Lilo simply doesn’t pick up her sh-t. Full Story

Maya’s Hollywood timing

May 13, 2009 07:11:00 Posted at May 13, 2009 07:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love Maya Rudolph. She was on Letterman last night presumably to promote Away We Go. I’ve posted the trailer several times already. Can’t wait. Anyway, in the film, Maya and John Krasinski play expectant parents looking for a place to raise their child. And Maya just announced she’s pregnant with her second with Paul Thomas Anderson. Full Story

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s a travel day today so I’m posting a few articles early and will continue on the other side. Sorry about inconvenience. Am finally heading home after 5 – or was it 6? – days in Vegas. Leaving is good for the liver.

On tap today: many Twilight cast exclusives with Vampires roaming and Taylor Lautner and Selena Lautner with family and friends. SO cute. Also Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, some Vagina Virgins, and of course, the Shelf Ass selling, selling, selling…

It’s Tuesday – am blogging on the fly. Check back often, especially late in the day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Monday was post heavy. SCROLL DOWN to get caught up on late day articles.

PPS. As I first reported yesterday, even Kevin Federline is getting more work than Lindsay Lohan. Here he is in Vancouver with girlfriend Victoria to shoot a movie. At this point it’s embarrassing. Not for him, if you can believe it. But for HER. For Lindsay Lohan…

Photos from PUNKD Images

He’s digging...

May 12, 2009 15:29:00 Posted at May 12, 2009 15:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And that can only mean one scene. Lame sh-ts, now I’m crying. Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson continued shooting Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows on the Pembrokeshire Coast today and were joined by Rupert Grint – he was not pictured in the previous series that was posted. Won’t bother spoiling this with words. Full Story

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Vampires in the city

May 12, 2009 14:21:00 Posted at May 12, 2009 14:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday in Vancouver, Vampires everywhere: Dakota Fanning signing autographs for fans. Jamie Campbell Bower and Cameron Bright hanging out downtown, and Ashley Greene grabbing street meat! Her stock just went up. Sigh. I miss street meat. My stomach was stronger back in the day. I could go for street meat any time. Full Story

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Vagina Virgins cross the pond

May 12, 2009 13:39:51 Posted at May 12, 2009 13:39:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were in London today promoting something – maybe a movie? Yes, probably. The movie that did not fare very well at the North American box office. Apparently their tv show wasn’t a huge success either. Not great news for a “band” about to release their fourth album Lines, Vines, and Trying Times. Full Story

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There’s a spring in her step

May 12, 2009 13:24:49 Posted at May 12, 2009 13:24:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right? Jennifer Aniston in New York – not really feeling her pants, does she have a camel toe??? – all smiles, relaxed, and in great spirits. What’s making her so happy? Every tabloid cover proclaiming the end of the Brange. And one ridiculous report originating out of England about Brad calling her in the middle of the night – click here for details Full Story

Taylor & Selena’s day off

May 12, 2009 08:39:25 Posted at May 12, 2009 08:39:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how it should be, non? This is however not the way the Lohans do it. At Selena Gomez’s age, Lindsay was living at the Chateau Marmont all by herself. A year later she’d moved in with Wilmer V who, at the time, was 25. Not Selena and Taylor Lautner. They did not shoot yesterday. Young love takes advantage of every opportunity. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 12, 2009 08:47:09 Posted at May 12, 2009 08:47:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It sucks…but I’d STILL take it over Rossum (Dlisted)

Surprise. It’s short. Ugh. Can’t stand her. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston covers up her rock climbing outfit (Just Jared)

Is one bigger than the other? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Get one step closer to Robert Pattinson (Pop Sugar)

The most public split ever. Are we sure it's real? (Cele|bitchy)

Look out London! Guess who’s coming? (INO)

Natalie Portman between 2 ferns (Popoholic)

Lilo’s latest attention grab: she wants you think she’s pregnant (Holy Moly)

Liars have terrible memories (The Blemish)

He’s here…

May 12, 2009 06:40:09 Posted at May 12, 2009 06:40:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And I’m leaving. Russell Brand left LA for Vegas yesterday. He was photographed at the airport with a female companion talking on his cell phone but astutely covering his mouth. Apparently the paps can lipread. Makes sense. Posting about him always elicits quite the response from many of you. On your Freebie Five. Full Story

Daddy time after work time

May 12, 2009 06:33:55 Posted at May 12, 2009 06:33:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s done all he can, travelled the world enthusiastically for Wolverine, and so far the film has met expectations financially. Initially thought the sightings would dry up. But now that he’s living in New York, obviously not the case. And many of you do not mind at all. Check out beautiful Hugh Jackman with his wife and daughter out and about yesterday. Full Story

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