Everyone is training

August 5, 2009 10:36:38 Posted at August 5, 2009 10:36:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bryce Dallas Howard training photos were posted earlier. Ashley Greene, Elizabeth Reaser, and Xavier Samuel also hit the gym yesterday in Vancouver to prep for Eclipse. In addition to standard personal training however most of the cast will also participate in fight training. Sounds like it’ll be an action-heavy movie. Full Story

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Would Jen get ugly for Oscar?

August 5, 2009 09:43:39 Posted at August 5, 2009 09:43:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She played Rachel Green living in a small town in a movie called the Good Girl and a few people tried to flatter her by saying she’d get an Oscar nomination and she was all like – oh, I could never even dream it. And it’s a good thing too because please… Again, she was Rachel Green living in a small town. Full Story

Yellow means humble

August 5, 2009 09:03:34 Posted at August 5, 2009 09:03:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right? Oh no, this bitch isn’t smug AT ALL. That’s not a smug face. That’s totally the face of a humbled man, in humble colours, not brash, not brazen, sincere and apologetic and ready to make amends. It’s Chris Brown at LAX arriving for sentencing today – just a formality, the deal was made weeks ago. Full Story

Eat, Pray, Hotness

August 5, 2009 08:45:40 Posted at August 5, 2009 08:45:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said yesterday, I don’t connect with the story. I am not wired that way. My heart is too black to sing or chant. But I might have to see this f-cking movie. For the hotness. Javier Bardem is in it too. And of course James Franco. Never really wanted to be an actress. Would totally be an actress if it meant shooting with James Franco and his arm casually looped across my shoulders. Full Story

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The player and his Pussy Posse

August 5, 2009 07:35:26 Posted at August 5, 2009 07:35:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He claims it was never formally called the Pussy Posse. Oh please. He and his boys rolled around hunting ass every night. It was totally a Pussy Posse. And apparently he’s revived it. Leonardo DiCaprio is single. He and Bar, it would seem, have broken up for good this time. Supposedly. And so he’s enjoying his new unattached status on holiday in Ibiza, surrounded by beauties in the sun. Full Story

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Don’t hate the replacement

August 5, 2009 07:15:00 Posted at August 5, 2009 07:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twilight Eclipse cast members continue to acclimate to Vancouver – it was Bryce Dallas Howard who was spotted yesterday after a workout, getting into training mode to play the aggressive Victoria. As you know, Bryce recently replaced Rachelle Lefevre and as you also know, Twi-Hards tend to fixate unreasonably on matters they cannot control. Full Story

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August 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 5, 2009 07:03:45 Posted at August 5, 2009 07:03:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Betty, happy birthday!! With love from Heather and our boyfriends Liev and Clooney. Next year at Lake Como? Xo Congratulations Jay who proposed to Ivy at Deep Cove. She says she would have waited even 15 years! She also says she’s the luckiest girl in the world and so you must promise to continue to be supportive of her smut habit, especially when she’s reading mine, ok? And for Marianne who has just lost Kathleen, a friend of 46 years. Full Story

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

And so it begins.

Twilight Eclipse begins shooting soon where I live, in Vancouver, which means our city will once again be taken over by Twi-Hards from far and wide, spending their vacations in beautiful British Columbia stalking the streets hoping for a glimpse of Robert Pattinson so they can scream at him and make him fall instantly in love with them. Or run into him casually at a coffee shoppe, strike up a conversation, and recognise each other as soul mates.

Don’t lie. I know you’ve already scripted the dialogue.

Pattinson is not yet in town. But many of the others are. And some of them even brought their diseases.

I tweeted (click here for my Twitter) and then posted about Nikki Reed, and I like(d) her so much, breaking my heart, infecting Vancouver with Ebola by association. Scroll down to see the photos – Paris Latsis is with her. He was once engaged to it. And now he’s contaminated Twilight with it.

For those Canadians returning today from long weekend – yesterday was a full schedule on the blog. Get caught up on everything below.

Tuesday – am online all day still from Whistler. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. BEST IDEA EVER: Snape listens to Barry Manilow? Love this SO MUCH. Click here for his playlist – thanks Cherrie!

PPS. Felt like I heard from half the employees at Blackberry yesterday after my post about the latest round of Lohan pimpage, all of them intent on clarifying that the Brickbreaker contest is actually run by a wireless dealer Z-com and is not a Blackberry official sanctioned event. Because if it were, most of them were very, very adamant that they would consider quitting – this is how f-cking LOW the Lohan label has fallen. Guess I can keep my BB now. But heads up to RIM: those dealers are messing with your brand. Maybe you should look into that. Because everyone else out there still thinks you’re paying Dina Lohan. Gross.

Kids ARE allowed!

August 4, 2009 18:52:13 Posted at August 4, 2009 18:52:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sort of. It’s a mini Oceans reunion in Como at Clooney’s as Matt Damon and Don Cheadle with their children. So perhaps kids ARE permitted at George’s? Well… I don’t see George in these photos. Do you? George is like me. Very hospitable – yes, yes, enjoy it all! You can have whatever you like, I said, you could have whatever you like. Full Story

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Kristen & Peter

August 4, 2009 18:35:25 Posted at August 4, 2009 18:35:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I reported a few hours ago on my Twitter Peter Facinelli arrived today in Vancouver to begin prep for Eclipse. He was overhead saying he was tired and that he only slept 3 hours last night. Meanwhile over in Santa Monica, Kristen Stewart was spotted leaving a medical building after her assessment. Full Story

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Rickman Mashup!

August 4, 2009 13:04:49 Posted at August 4, 2009 13:04:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to agcg for this clip – it makes my week. A Harry Potter Snape Die Hard mashup. Kills me. Will get you through a hot boring afternoon.  Full Story