This Hot Bitch...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 09:33:54 March 12, 2010 09:33:54

Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s lips aren’t taking over her face. Full Story

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Speaking of uncool...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 08:38:48 March 12, 2010 08:38:48

I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But he insists. Full Story

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Side-Lean is a Pose-Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 08:06:42 March 12, 2010 08:06:42

Taylor Lautner showed up to the premiere of The Runaways last night to support Kristen Stewart. The side-lean, while still present, was not as out of control the way it was at the Oscars. That sh-t was crazy at the Oscars, non? But even though he seems to have reined in his side-leaning tendencies, or lengthened one of his legs, Taylor is still working a carpet like Victoria Beckham and Renee Zellweger. Full Story

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Brange: day off with the Holy Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 07:42:07 March 12, 2010 07:42:07

There’s a trade union strike happening in Italy today that has necessitated a delay on production of The Tourist. With the day off, the Brange decided to take their youngest out for some sightseeing. As you can see, the twins can walk now. I am surprised they’re not floating. KL has a badass leather jacket and a badass pout to go along with it. Full Story

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JGL & Seth Rogen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 06:51:28 March 12, 2010 06:51:28

Here he is – Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Vancouver yesterday with Seth Rogen on the set of the cancer movie that was previously titled I’m With Cancer but now seems to have no name. As you now know, JGL stepped in to replace James McAvoy in the lead role about a 25 year old comedy writer diagnosed with cancer, the true life story of Seth’s friend Will Reiser. Full Story

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March 12, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 06:38:08 March 12, 2010 06:38:08

Happy BDay and Happy March Break to one of my fave (former) roomies and great friend, Natasha! Cheers to a great year, Meegs To Kristina – Happy 22nd Birthday. You are NOT losing your youth ... what? This is crazy talk. As requested by Laura, here are photos of your Freebie 5.  Full Story

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Congrats to Jane R, Robin A, Sally J, Michelle T, and Jill C for winning the 5 Factor book draw and to Vanessa C for winning the 2-week Licious Living meal delivery. Also to Kirstin M and Michele L for winning the H&M Sonia Rykiel gift certificates.  Read Full Intro

GOOPy, are you poor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 16:31:04 March 11, 2010 16:31:04

I worry a lot about Jessica Simpson. All the time. And sometimes I worry for Carey Mulligan. I worry that she’ll get swept away. But I have never worried for Gwyneth. Girls like Gwyneth, connected like Gwyneth, raised like Gwyneth, they always end up ok. I thought. But there are cracks in the upper crust. Full Story

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Can you see her hoo-hoo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 13:14:26 March 11, 2010 13:14:26

The Bounty Hunter must be really sh-t. Because Jennifer Aniston is pulling out all the tricks. One trick in particular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a shorter dress. This is not a bend over dress. This isn’t even a take wide steps dress. Yeah, Jen’s bringing out the hoo-hoo so you’ll go see her new movie. Full Story

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Yay for constipation face and bad wigs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 12:32:09 March 11, 2010 12:32:09

Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to their franchise. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 11:25:03 March 11, 2010 11:25:03

Damn. You’d think French people would be cooler about this sh-t (Dlisted)

Another reason fame sucks: getting drunk on camera (The Superficial)

It’s an epidemic in Hollywood. And still these parents keep sending their kids there (Popeater)

Ashley Greene buys flowers. Is not naked. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gossip Girl spoilers! (Just Jared)

Hearing Gisele Bundchen talk just gave me some lady wood. And then there’s her husband. Major distraction (Pop Sugar)

What Joshua Jackson goes home to. Hotness. (Popoholic)

Cammie D on set in a little black dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyers: famewhores too? (Gawker)

LOVE Carey Mulligan in yellow. Not so much as a hostess at a Chinese restaurant (Go Fug Yourself)