And back at the club. They spent 9 hours taking the Chicken Fried from brown back to blonde this weekend. 9 HOURS. And she was brunette for, like, maybe a month? 6 weeks? To me this is not worth the trouble. It is already excruciatingly boring sitting in a stylist’s chair, and for 9 F-CKING HOURS? How long does a perm take? Have always wanted a perm. Full Story
Judge them! Judge them again for being terrible parents! You judgy moms…I know you want to. So yeah I agree, it’s not the best meal every day, or even every other day, but me I can’t imagine growing up without some McDonald’s once in a while. I was clumsy when I was young. Kept busting my face. Full Story
The girls should be wearing varsity jackets with their hair tied up in ponytails. And George Clooney is Danny Zuko? Check it out – in Italy, how precious, George and his BFF Rande Gerber, with wife Cindy Crawford, and his new piece Elisabetta Canalis, riding around town together like couple clones. Full Story
There’s a film version of The A-Team that will begin production shortly in Vancouver. Liam Neeson has been confirmed as Hannibal and Bradley Cooper will be playing Faceman. Jacek says the cool way to say this is “Face”. Ok whatever. Hannibal and “Face” were both in Vancouver last week to prep for the film. Full Story
Must have received several hundred emails yesterday about Jude Law’s baby mother. It is NOT Rachel McAdams’s sister Kayleen. NOT.
The story was widely disseminated by Star Magazine. And then corrected by Life & Style. When the diarrhea is more accurate than the sh-t, you know something stanks.
A model called Samantha Burke is carrying Jude’s child. TMZ reports that she’s due in October. Apparently it wasn’t, um, a very meaningful relationship although it has yielded a very extremely meaningful connection, even though Jude threw down a request for a DNA confirmation. It’s the DNA test that says everything about how much they must have meant to each other, non?
Seriously, he can’t use a condom while he’s flinging?
Anyway, in our rush to get to Whistler yesterday, I forgot to attach the link. The dirty link. More on that later.
It’s Friday. We’re in Whistler. It’s gorgeous. It’s HOT. Having so much fun and never want to leave. It’s Pride in Vancouver on Sunday. Big hugs and best wishes for a marvelous time! Have a great weekend.
Yours in gossip,
Couldn’t resist. These fashion designers…they kill me. They’re ALL orange. But for Karl. It’s Mr Armani on a boat in Italy. Very tanned, very thin, very speedo. Amazing. Imagine it was your dad? Please. My mother makes my dad walk around in a beret in the winter. Little Chinese man in a beret. Full Story
Am about to hit the links – leaving you with a new riddle for the long weekend. He’d strayed before with a civilian but she can handle a civilian. Their most recent rough patch however was a result of his affair with a gorgeous one hit wonder. Professional and personal lines all tangled up, especially since there was already some history between the two, and it was a humiliation that pushed the marriage to the brink. Full Story
F-cking LOVE Anderson Cooper (Dlisted)
I love Scarjo’s blouse (Hollywood Tuna)
Cate the Magnificent (Just Jared)
Gwen’s gorgeous family portraits (Pop Sugar)
What would Karl say about these Tyra poses? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Seinfeld reunion! (INO)
The best use for Porny’s leopard Loub’s (Wonderwall)
Another useless blonde twats gets a book deal (The Superficial)
What it’s like to kiss LipGloss Zac Efron (PopEater)
Emile Douche poses with a limp flower (ASL)
LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the dressing room to ask him to stay on the couch and he said yes but when he went to greet her with a kiss… Well… You watch for yourself. Full Story
Sigh. They’re so big now. Big enough to be on The Today Show. And this is great for them. After so many years of being recognised overseas and totally neglected here, this is so great for them. But Kings of Leon on morning tv feels a little…gross? Maybe it’s just me. Am seeing them for the first time in Vancouver August 16th. Full Story