Kingston goes on tour

May 11, 2009 11:53:51 Posted at May 11, 2009 11:53:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kingston Rossdale is so badass, I love him. And he can totally rock a beater tank. Here’s Kingston with No Doubt at LAX yesterday heading off just days before the kick off of their new tour. They’ll be here in Vegas on Saturday at Mandalay Bay…looks like there’s a new King on the strip. Full Story

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Punk Ass like Porny?

May 11, 2009 10:22:38 Posted at May 11, 2009 10:22:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A little, right? I smell some Jessica Simpson on Avril Lavigne…you? Porny would totally wear this tacky ass dress. She’d fill it out better up top but still, there’s an unmistakable trace of hillbilly trailer flavour here that has suddenly splashed itself all over Punk Ass Avril who normally walks around posing like she’s hardcore. Full Story

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Style > Sight

May 11, 2009 10:09:31 Posted at May 11, 2009 10:09:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Vanessa Hudgens at the Diesel men’s fragrance launch the other night in LA. Still have no idea what we’re supposed to do with her. Now also have no idea how she sees. Am old. Don’t understand the kids these days. Have a look at Vanessa’s thick fringe covering her eyes. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 11, 2009 10:02:12 Posted at May 11, 2009 10:02:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria and David Beckham are outlasting everyone (Dlisted)

Blair Waldorf bikini body! (Just Jared)

Reese’s naughty bruise in her sexy spot. Am impressed. Didn’t think she and Jakey had it in them (Pop Sugar)

Who leaked Rihanna’s nudes? (The Superficial)

Meadow has a great ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Activia turns your hair pink (INO)

Should Kate Winslet just let this go? (Cele|bitchy)

Is he the Gimp? (ICYDK)

A lighter Fox eats boys (ASL)

Teens and moms!

May 11, 2009 09:53:29 Posted at May 11, 2009 09:53:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was late calling my mother yesterday. Occasion phone calls must happen before noon wherever she is. But time, time in a casino doesn’t the work the same way. I never know the time here. So I phoned her past noon and I knew it would be trouble. She would find a way to profit, of course she would. Full Story

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Porny’s Shamu Show

May 11, 2009 09:17:10 Posted at May 11, 2009 09:17:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I reported a couple of weeks ago that Porny was scheduled to perform at SeaWorld in Texas. Saturday night she was there, mouth open wide wide, legs splayed on super high wedges in low classy amazingness, generously entertaining us as always. Always. When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do, is take a look at her. Full Story

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They don’t have to be in their 20s...

May 11, 2009 09:08:17 Posted at May 11, 2009 09:08:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To be sexy. Hell no. Two examples: Connie Britton at the White House Correspondents’ dinner and forever Annette Bening at the Noches de Ninos Gala on Saturday night. Tami Taylor, per usual, brought the ladies. It’s one of the cornerstones of Friday Night Lights – Mrs Taylor’s tight tops. Full Story

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Not the best idea

May 11, 2009 08:45:32 Posted at May 11, 2009 08:45:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Donatella Versace attended the White House Correspondents’ dinner together both matching orange. I’m telling you: he’s getting uglier. Turns my stomach the manicured facial hair and the way his lips are the same colour as the rest of his face. Gross. Considering their past fondness for the hard blow, putting them together could be disastrous. Full Story

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My #1, Mark Darcy, and the Shamef-ck

May 11, 2009 08:31:21 Posted at May 11, 2009 08:31:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have no idea what value Ed Westwick would have added to the White House Correspondents’ dinner. Well, actually, he seems like he’d be a great table conversationalist. More interesting at least than the insufferably sanctimonious Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Or Chace Crawford’s bangs. Full Story

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Twilight cast party

May 11, 2009 08:23:01 Posted at May 11, 2009 08:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I first reported on Twitter on Friday night, cast and crew of New Moon partied at Blue Water Café – click here to review my tweets. The intrepid Vancity Allie was outside and delivers a comprehensive report – you can read her blog here Full Story

Robo Mother of the Bride

May 11, 2009 07:26:14 Posted at May 11, 2009 07:26:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything she’s made for herself sucks balls. Full Story