August 5, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2010 07:01:01 August 5, 2010 07:01:01

Happy 25th Birthday Rachel from Ellen who mentioned your love for Spanish soccer. Here’s Fernando Torres training earlier this week with Liverpool and before that on holiday with his wife and kid in Ibiza late last month. And word up Judge Vaughn Walker. Prop 8 GOES DOWN. Photos from Pete Goddard/Cooper Photographers/Prisma/ Full Story

Eat Pray Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 14:36:00 August 4, 2010 14:36:00

Julia Roberts is in New York today, photographed here arriving at Letterman for her appearance tonight, the first time she’s visited him since his infidelity scandal. As you know, Julia is a Letterman favourite. Their chemistry is always, always amazing. One of the few 3 segments guests on his show. Full Story

No Spanish love in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 14:17:03 August 4, 2010 14:17:03

We didn’t see my obsession Iker & Sara in Vegas. There was so much franken tit skank action to observe and blackjack to play and other unmentionables to occupy our time and then by the time I remembered, it was too late. Now Iker is in LA training with Real Madrid and Sara, well, she wasn’t there today. Full Story

Assholes, the poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 13:38:37 August 4, 2010 13:38:37

Joaquin Phoenix’s face – if you can call it that – is featured on the poster for I’m Still Here just released today and Casey Affleck’s name also gets listed on the bottom. He directed it but the way it appears here it’s like an acting credit. They’re calling it a mockumentary. Full Story

Drama Queen remembers his bank account

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 11:47:00 August 4, 2010 11:47:00

Yesterday during the live blog – click here if you missed it – we talked about why Nicolas Cage dropped out of Trespass with Nicole Kidman, buggering off on holiday and leaving an entire production in disarray. However I noted at the time that: “There's also a sense that he might just be on his period and he'll eventually come back to it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 11:11:51 August 4, 2010 11:11:51

The Chosen One of Kanye West is not a famewhore (Popeater)

"What Goes Around Cums On My Titties” should be the new anti-homewrecker theme song (Dlisted)

Hilarious gallery of Taylor Momsen’s attempt at teen angst. While SELLING CLOTHES AT MACY’s. (The Superficial)

Some Kardashian overdresses for dinner (Hollywood Tuna)

Mary Kate prunes on Marie Claire and laments her upbringing (Pop Sugar)

Channing Tatum facial hair. Gross. (The FAB Life)

Sex, God, and Katy Perry on Rolling Stone (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Paul Rudd at a Bat Mitzvah awesomeness (Towleroad)

Drew Barrymore on phone sex (Just Jared)

Rumer Willis hair extensions look good and more like Demi...? (Cele|bitchy)

The boys are back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 10:38:32 August 4, 2010 10:38:32

But what about the Posh? After spending most of the summer abroad – in South Africa for the World Cup, in France for family holiday, in England to reclaim the British flavour – David Beckham and his boys returned home to Los Angeles yesterday not accompanied by Victoria. Victoria in fact has kept a relatively low profile for months, looking after the kids while Becks has been away and now perhaps focusing on her fashion situation, especially since her dress collection has been such a success. Full Story

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There’s a limit to Shamef-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 10:22:35 August 4, 2010 10:22:35

And Ed Westwick’s abuse of my quiver with his continued open shirt chest rug might just be it. Ed was in LA over the weekend and I don’t know what’s worse – the mess happening below his chin or that expression he’s making over lunch with a friend. So f-cking gross. And yet. Full Story

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George & John but no Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 09:32:32 August 4, 2010 09:32:32

George Clooney was joined by John Malkovich yesterday in Italy on the set of his newest Nespresso ad. George was in great spirits, delighting the crew, enjoying a man moment with John, showing no concern about the Italian Queen’s current scandal. And why should he be concerned? No one in America cares about the sh-t they say in Italian, especially not when People Magazine only translates the good parts. Full Story

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Chicken Fried fixes her Sinkhole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2010 08:53:24 August 4, 2010 08:53:24

Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t in Guatemala for days. Full Story

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