November 12, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 06:53:24 November 12, 2009 06:53:24

Happy Belated Birthday Gigi! Here’s some Hugh by request, taken on Monday in New York. To the Irish Swallowing Specialist, Boozin’ O’Redmann in Thunder Bay – Happy Birthday from your girls! Happy Birthday to Melissa H from Madame X. And for Sara who called Beth when she was behind on gossip last year in the hospital just to catch her up on smut – Happy Birthday to a wonderful friend. Full Story

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Started the day with a raging vodka headache that was cured by RDJ. He covers the new issue of Esquire and while the photos are great, the article is even better. If you can make sense of it. This is not a man who holds back. If he grants you access, with access comes revelation. Even about money. And no one likes to talk about money. There’s also a glimpse inside his brand new, ridiculously tricked out house and some insight into his sobriety – not a rehashing of the addiction and the 20 year blur but what he needs to hold onto (his wife, his work, his hilarious compulsion to find profundity even in the most shallow of situations) to maintain it. As always, Robert Downey Jr is a fascinating read. Unlike so many of his peers, he is never boring. Click here for more.

And it’s time to hate on Angelina Jolie again. Three tabloid covers this week appeal to the MiniVan insecurity about the world’s sexiest woman. Life & Style is calling her a fraud, OK! reports that she’s cutting Brad out of the next adoption, and Us Weekly is profiling the “Brangelina” exposé, once again resurrecting the old Triangle – the vamp vs the victim, poor Jennifer Aniston is getting meangirled. These are the stories that resonate with women. Awesome.

Wednesday – new articles all day between shoots.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Flash card Robin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 15:04:00 November 11, 2009 15:04:00

Written by Jacek Sometimes the day is filled with gems! And here’s a large and shiny one. Robin Thicke stopped by a radio station in Miami today to promote his upcoming album. I almost lost it when I saw the pictures and then read the caption. It's called Sex Therapy. Sex Therapy? Really? Look at these photos. Full Story

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Man approval

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 13:39:00 November 11, 2009 13:39:00

Written by Jacek Lainey recently handicapped the Sexiest Man Alive ‘race’ and talked about the need for the Sexiest Man to meet certain criteria. One of which is the need for the man to be a guy’s guy. The kind of guy you could watch the football game with or go on-on-one on the court against. Full Story

The steeze in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 12:56:47 November 11, 2009 12:56:47

Written by Lainey Jizz is the word of the day. And the style girls here at the studio are jizzing over Kristen Stewart right now at the UK premiere of New Moon. Me too. She brought her mad steeze to London where they see mad steeze all the time. And they approve. Stewart’s stylist is hitting it everywhere. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 11:44:00 November 11, 2009 11:44:00

Hi Gossips…my turn for Tingles today. Lainey will return later this afternoon and I’ll try to get inspired for a couple more articles. I’m a bit spent after the last post. Bad, I know.

Steven Tyler’s new name (Dlisted)

Way to go Fergie. Lead by example! Children need that (Popeater)

I first thought this was Katie Holmes. Then I came to my senses (The Superficial)

Super hot as a brunette, meh as a blonde (Hollywood Tuna)

You can cry on my shoulder Lindsay. Price. (Just Jared)

Kate Moss looking seriously ridden. Hard. (Pop Sugar)

KStew: Rob complicated. Taylor simple. (INO)

Anna Paquin in workout pants. Like it. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’m sure that’s all she’s blowing. Can't stand this chick (ASL)

Man tips – most of them are true (Betty Confidential)

Maybe next time they’ll --ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 10:43:00 November 11, 2009 10:43:00

Written by Jacek As most of you know, my knowledge of gossip is by association only. So my takes on what’s going on in Hollywood are quite amateur and usually don’t extend beyond a keen-eyed assessment (if I can say so myself) of who’s hot and what kind of pant/shoe combinations do and do not flatter a woman’s figure. Full Story

Carey in a gown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 09:53:07 November 11, 2009 09:53:07

On the Met steps last night shooting a father daughter scene with Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone. Now that’s a gown. And I love the colour. And she is beautiful. And I’m so sorry but am in studio all day for several shoots, and had a deadline on a draft for a major piece and now I’ve run out of time. Full Story

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Franco soap stud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 07:49:49 November 11, 2009 07:49:49

While the Twi-Hards are jizzing over Robsten handholding, I am jizzing over James Franco’s bare chest. The promos for his stint on General Hospital are now airing, complete with cheesy one-liners and ridiculous plot twists, and yes… Steam. Soap steam. Soapy stud steam. Two men face off, two rivals clash, they both have extra deep voices, and a dark haired hunk rips his shirt off lubing up for lovemaking as a blonde prepares to rub herself all over his chest. Full Story

Just mail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 07:42:44 November 11, 2009 07:42:44

Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail too. So I’m not writing this post. Full Story

Shelfy & Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 06:49:58 November 11, 2009 06:49:58

Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien during which she talked about hiding from the paps using disguises, pretending like she doesn’t pre-arrange her sightings. Full Story

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