The real Posh…

May 11, 2009 07:03:00 Posted at May 11, 2009 07:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is cute! A rare photo of Victoria Beckham after a workout – no makeup. And she’s really, really pretty. So much less harsh, less fake, less waxy. Of course in her mind she probably thinks she looks like sh-t. Dumbass. The jet setting Mrs Beckham arrived in Milan today showing off her legs and one of her many Hermes bags. Full Story

May 11, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 11, 2009 06:45:29 Posted at May 11, 2009 06:45:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Cheryl from your daughter Meg. Am thrilled to hear you’ve booted douchey John Mayer from your list. You are better than that. Congratulations to the girls of Karma Chameleon – Caryl, Yi, Olga, Victoria, and Aileen raised over $2,000 getting bendy together along with over 100 participants at Yoga in Motion Full Story

Friday, May 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for sharing your NHL Playoff Freebie Five lists. Have received many emails arguing on behalf of Sidney Crosby. Ummmm…no…not for me. But Hello! Canada is naming Canada’s 50 Most Beautiful and the Kid made the list. So did Sheldon Souray. Hmmm yes. Totally agree about Sheldon Souray.

It’s Friday. The vodka is blogging and haven’t slept …much. Please forgive typos. The Outcast review is complete (check LaineyBooks) and Shelfy sucks again. Also…

Heads up Twi-hards: who’s covering his face? More on that later.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Give kids a chance to dream! The SOS Children’s Village Run is happening on May 30th at the Richmond Olympic Oval with proceeds benefitting SOS Children’s Village BC in support of community based family services to improve and sustain the quality of life for children and youth in foster care. Click here to pre-register!

View from my room

May 8, 2009 16:07:00 Posted at May 8, 2009 16:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend!    Full Story

JT Night Live

May 8, 2009 14:04:00 Posted at May 8, 2009 14:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s tomorrow. And since Monday night he’s been hunkered down with the writers, trying to meet the hype. Justin Timberlake has distinguished himself as one of the best SNL hosts in recent memory with many conceding that he’d be an excellent addition to the cast. In many ways, it’s JT’s performance on SNL that has earned him the street cred, among men, that his music was never able to achieve. Full Story

Pillpopper backtrack

May 8, 2009 11:35:32 Posted at May 8, 2009 11:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this week, Paula Abdul made headlines for an interview with Ladies Home Journal during which she allegedly admitted, finally, to being addicted to prescription pills for chronic back pain and had to detox in rehab – revealing she could have killed herself the withdrawal sucked so hard. Needless to say, it came as no surprise. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 8, 2009 11:02:32 Posted at May 8, 2009 11:02:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? This is what douchebags wear (Dlisted)

Ew! Is she here? (Hollywood Tuna)

My loins just exploded (Just Jared)

Beefcake bloodsucker cheese (Pop Sugar)

There’s a pageant for pole dancing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Christian Bale is not sterile (INO)

Please. There was no trying involved (Cele|bitchy)

The brains behind the Ebola Empire (The Superficial)

Naomi Campbell – loyal lunatic (Antwerp is the new Paris)

Can’t believe she’s almost 10 (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Hear Leighton sing

May 8, 2009 10:03:54 Posted at May 8, 2009 10:03:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know she’s releasing an album some time this year, right? It’s early and I’m still stank drunk and it’s Friday so I can’t process this right now. And stop f-cking emailing me that Cosmo article about her being best friends with Emmy Rossum. This belligerates me and I am hurting. Full Story

Rachel Shoe Porn

May 8, 2009 09:37:14 Posted at May 8, 2009 09:37:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her feet. Last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Do you love the shoes? I think I might love the shoes too much. Will go looking for them today. After I hit up the sale at Nanette Lepore. Blair Waldorf’s cherry dress! Anyway, here’s Rachel Weisz, gorgeous from the shoulders up and the knees down. Full Story

Are you Mr Lonely?

May 8, 2009 08:52:49 Posted at May 8, 2009 08:52:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Adrien Brody last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Finally! We’ve been waiting for it since TIFF – what took so long? Adrien attended without his Elsa Pataky. Another carpet without her. You know she loves the opportunity. But there are rumours that they’re no longer loving it up in the fake castle together anymore. Full Story

Director flies in, Vampire flies out

May 8, 2009 08:29:03 Posted at May 8, 2009 08:29:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s David Slade, the newly confirmed director of Eclipse, the third film in the Twilight series. Slade recently had to eat his own ass after comments he made mocking the first movie were leaked online. As you would expect, the Twi-hard Nation wanted his blood. Because, yeah totally, Twilight was cinematic brilliance and absolutely deserves an Oscar… Anyway, Slade arrived in Vancouver yesterday to scout locations, meet with production. Full Story

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