GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 07:35:27 April 30, 2010 07:35:27

There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final choice however. Full Story

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April 30, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 07:14:00 April 30, 2010 07:14:00

What’s up Katie M? I heard it’s your last day. And while a love update on those two you’re always asking about may or may not be forthcoming, I do have one very, very important message for you: Andy & Maggie? They’ve been f-cking with your head. They have not seen the Lost finale. Full Story

Madonna & Daughter night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 13:48:13 April 29, 2010 13:48:13

We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new line of clothing aimed at teens called Material Girl. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 13:04:35 April 29, 2010 13:04:35

I would have a drug problem too if that happened to my face (The Superficial)

Brad Pitt gets pissy faced (Dlisted)

How Sandy kept her secret (Popeater)

Never mind the Chicken Fried nips, that’s another busted f-cking wig (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson is powerful with Gaga (Pop Sugar)

I initially thought this read Gerard Butler Curly Anus (Just Jared)

OK Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady… THIS is excess (E! Online)

Dumb Hair + Dumb Twat = True Love (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Heather Graham’s chest ornamentation looks like a stab wound (Popoholic)

The Fug Girls don’t like jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits. Especially on Naomi Watts. You? (Go Fug Yourself)

Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 11:53:53 April 29, 2010 11:53:53

RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of vitamins”. See? Lunch box. As usual, he was great on Letterman last night. Full Story

Crank tweets vs the ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 10:45:36 April 29, 2010 10:45:36

Like clockwork. Lindsay Lohan is hating on Samantha Ronson again. Somehow they ended up at the same party last night. And of course they decided to Twitter fight about it. Lilo’s tweets are, not surprisingly, totally incomprehensible. Samantha’s are particularly sharp. VERY sharp. She drops the c-word. Full Story

Hard-on for Emma Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 10:12:41 April 29, 2010 10:12:41

Laura sent this over to me and called it the “best trailer I’ve seen in a while”. You know what it’s like. We’re such bitches that as soon as someone says something like that we automatically brace to hate it. But then when I opened the link, seeing that it’s about Emma Stone, well then I knew I would love it. Full Story

I’m glad you dropped out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:50:51 April 29, 2010 08:50:51

Of Something Borrowed. I was worried that you were poor. Click here to read my thoughts on it at the time. I mean, really, what on earth would you be doing in a formulaic romcom with Kate Hudson who keeps making the same sh-tty movie over and over again, this time based on a sh-tty book? It just didn’t seem like your gear. Full Story

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Robo Jackie?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:33:28 April 29, 2010 08:33:28

History Channel is producing an 8 hour mini-series called The Kennedys. Greg Kinnear will play JFK. Barry Pepper will play RFK. And Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis will be played by... Katie Holmes. Oh wait, sorry, it’s KatE Holmes. Or RoboBride. So... we might be fighting but... I think it’s a good casting choice. Full Story

GOOP in a bad dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:28:30 April 29, 2010 08:28:30

Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Bent on Learning event in New York last night in a poorly fit dress* that actually made her look...well... wide, right? Especially with the coat on. There’s no waist. And it’s riding up awkwardly. And for someone who busts her ass at the gym, it’s doing no favours for her tight body. Full Story

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