Twilight reshoots for sh-ts and giggles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:17:49 May 3, 2010 07:17:49

As I have said many, many, many times before, familiar to those of you who’ve been hitting this site for a while (thank you!), Gossip is a Buffet. You can choose to believe that Jennifer Aniston really is the girl next door...who lives in Malibu. Or you can choose to believe that her entire life is engineered and manufactured right down to her highlights. Full Story

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May 3, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 07:03:30 May 3, 2010 07:03:30

Good luck to Vikramaditya Motwane, Reetika’s brother, whose film Udaan is the only Indian film being shown at Cannes! Rebecca – tagging along is a good idea! See you there? Happy 36th Birthday Gayle in Halifax from the Freeby Five Girls who have requested for you some Matt Damon and want you to know that the important lesson learned is to never drink and Twitter. Full Story

Friday, April 30, 2010

Dear Gossips,

As I wrote many times during the height of the Chris Brown debacle – absolution is important, totally. But absolution, especially in his case, should be earned. It’s amazing how often those who feel they deserve forgiveness end up validating why their forgiveness was never granted.  Read Full Intro

The Jolie’s many faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 13:07:18 April 30, 2010 13:07:18

This is the bra that Gwyneth Paltrow should have worn last night to hold up her low breasts. Then again, Angie has always done well in this department. She can make herself fill out a sweater. Look at her in this sweater. There’s a little Sophia Loren/Gina Lollobrigida action happening in this sweater, non? Here’s the Jolie on location in Venice today with Johnny Depp, showing off those long ass scary skinny arms in a beater, sultry one minute, loose and relaxed the next while laughing with members of the crew. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 12:30:13 April 30, 2010 12:30:13

What Heidi Montag will look like in a month (Dlisted)

Yay! Say Yay for the girls we are raising! (The Superficial)

Madonna’s diary!?!? (Popeater)

Fergie’s rock star outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt and the children play play play (Just Jared)

Gisele and Tom and the boys play play play (Pop Sugar)

Christina Aguilera rips off…everyone? (Towleroad)

More shots of Manslinger’s enhancements (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

While Chris Brown is still a whiny bitch, Rihanna looks beautiful shooting a video (ICYDK)

Mother Crazy defends her Daughter Anorexic (Cele|bitchy)

SJP green ballet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 11:02:02 April 30, 2010 11:02:02

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet spring opening last night. Love the jacket over the dress. Love. But... she is deathly thin right now, non? Like more so than usual. Perhaps it’s the stress of running after two babies and a preschooler. I’ll say it again though – she’s never slammed for her veins and her emaciated frame. Full Story

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Crank Fugitive?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 09:52:08 April 30, 2010 09:52:08

Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZ Full Story

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The GMD is the boss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 09:03:56 April 30, 2010 09:03:56

Doesn’t he look it? Stealthy Tom Cruise was photographed yesterday in Long Beach on the set of Knight & Day. It’s been weeks, maybe longer, since we last saw him. Always the wife, always the Little Sci, but very infrequently the GMD. He has many secret missions. And he has the resources and the inclination to keep his movements undercover. Full Story

The Anniversary of their Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 08:20:53 April 30, 2010 08:20:53

Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the love and the passion of the soul and the miracle of the life. Full Story

GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 07:35:27 April 30, 2010 07:35:27

There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final choice however. Full Story

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