Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 11:15:11 December 18, 2009 11:15:11

For a second there, I really wanted this girl’s body (Dlisted)

Why Porny Jessica Simpson didn’t get with Tiger (The Superficial)

Oh la Mila. Damn. (Hollywood Tuna)

The most beautiful baby in the world goes to Disneyland (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson’s sartorial idol (Popeater)

Channing Tatum shops at Apple (Just Jared)

Gossip Girl prequel gets canned, Brittany Snow resorts to touching herself (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Taylor Lautner the hero (INO)

It’s the best Twi-Hard Chrissymas present ever! (ASL)

Cammie falls for Kylie’s ex? (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Aniston’s infant hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 08:31:00 December 18, 2009 08:31:00

Let’s break this down, sh-t by sh-t. Because it’s epic. The horror of Jen and Gerry’s Bounty is f-cking EPIC. You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It’s like it’s bad on purpose, non? Because this can’t have been unintentional. Full Story

Shameless Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:49:03 December 18, 2009 07:49:03

F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum as …FIONA. Full Story

Are your breasts in this movie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:33:54 December 18, 2009 07:33:54

Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy ass body, no lie. But lately that body has been front and centre every time she ventures out in public. Full Story

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Third Lip family photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:18:16 December 18, 2009 07:18:16

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as Keith Urban, who’s been in Sydney performing, came to meet her and Sunday Rose at the airport. Full Story

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Biel leaves with baggage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:08:09 December 18, 2009 07:08:09

A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading a ridiculous amount of gear. Full Story

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December 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:01:11 December 18, 2009 07:01:11

Big ups to my trainer Hayley who, on little training, ran the marathon in Honolulu in 3 hrs 34 minutes qualifying for the Boston Marathon. Crazy bitch. She came in 11th in her age out of 1100 runners and overall 63rd out of 10,000 women, the 2nd female finisher from Canada. Did I mention she was unprepared??? Happy 35th Birthday Rebekah! Enjoy the all day shopping and eating. Full Story

Best/Worst of 2009: Fergie Wedding Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 14:16:38 December 17, 2009 14:16:38

Maybe if you sell your wedding photos to a magazine you’re just f-cking asking for it. In light of what happened after… well… enough said. Remember these pictures? The original article is here and the entire album is here Full Story

SJP’s morning flowers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 12:55:57 December 17, 2009 12:55:57

She was all over morning television today promoting The Morgans which opens tomorrow. The dress she wore while being interviewed by Matt Lauer…love it SO much. SO MUCH. Then she changed into a rather forgettable nude sateen but these tights. Oh la these tights are quivering me like a sexy beast of a man. Full Story

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Holiday Riddles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 12:13:18 December 17, 2009 12:13:18

There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much. Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants. Full Story