Nine Prunes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 08:43:57 December 16, 2009 08:43:57

I don’t want to hear it about how you don’t like their style. That’s the whole point. And how can you not like MK’s blue clutch? The billionaire Twin Prunes showed up for Nine last night in New York giving us a good dose of their pucker. Say what you want about whatever it is they’re always criticised for but, contrary to many of their peers, when Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen say they want privacy, they actually go about securing their privacy. Full Story

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Best of 2009: Blanchett BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 08:09:17 December 16, 2009 08:09:17

Somehow Megan Fox ended up front row at Armani in Paris. It was revealed later that she is the brand’s new underwear spokesperson. Photo Assumption says that that decision doesn’t seem to have been very well received by longtime Armani fan Ms Cate Blanchett, a style icon who has worn Prive on many major occasions, and who was seated next to the Fox during the show Full Story

Madge & Lourdes face Third Lip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 06:51:09 December 16, 2009 06:51:09

In fairness to Madonna, she’s got a decade on Nicole Kidman. Still…the sight of these two on the same carpet last night at the New York premiere of Nine must have been a plastic surgeon’s erection. What? But Granny Kidman doesn’t f-ck around with her face. That’s what she tells magazines. Full Story

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Smack the Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 06:22:53 December 16, 2009 06:22:53

Since I’m going to hell already I’ll say it for you – the little one’s voice is just as annoying as her older sister. Of course it’s a Cyrus. What else could it be? You’ve already enjoyed the sight of Noah Cyrus working a pole Full Story

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The HFPA was all over Inglourious Basterds. Just finished watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations where Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake had the honour of announcing the Best Motion Picture nominees. Really? Him? Son, quit making it about you.  Read Full Intro

Sit DOWN Centaur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 14:03:36 December 15, 2009 14:03:36

Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling. Full Story

Best of 2009: Country Bitch ducking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 13:32:53 December 15, 2009 13:32:53

She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying to make a bid for the Olympic team) are dating. Full Story

Scabby’s honest day of work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 11:33:59 December 15, 2009 11:33:59

Credit. To Scabby for actually earning money without getting passed around on her knees by billionaires or hosting some low life party. She’s in London now and last night was her first performance as the Genie of the Lamp in the pantomime production of Aladdin at the New Wimbledon Theatre. I mean f-ck, this is downright respectable. Full Story

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Zoe steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 10:46:34 December 15, 2009 10:46:34

As I’ve noted too many times already, I don’t get Avatar. But I do very much get Zoe Saldana. Zoe was featured in one of the most well received movies of the year (Star Trek) and is now featured in one of the most highly anticipated movies to end the year (Avatar) and hopefully that’ll push her over, well on her way in 2010. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 10:25:00 December 15, 2009 10:25:00

Goldie & Kate: mom and daughter coats (The Superficial)

Kellan Lutz kept tweaking his nipples. And it paid off (Dlisted)

You look at this birthday cake and tell me what it’s supposed to be (Hollywood Tuna)

I really like it when Jakey G takes his shirt off (Towleroad)

JLo’s Alluring glow (Just Jared)

No, for real, Harlow is KILLING me (Pop Sugar)

Clearly this girl did not ask for final approval on her cover photo (Popoholic)

The Third Lip won’t open for Xenu (Cele|bitchy)

She gets invited everywhere and I’ll never understand it (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fashion that defined a decade – ugh, remember Juicy tracksuits + Uggs? (PopEater)