Ride with George

July 28, 2009 15:21:00 Posted at July 28, 2009 15:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been widely blogged today – George Clooney’s summer fling is an Italian babe called Elisabetta Canalis. She has a hot body, is olive-skinned and oozes sex, and was spotted on his ride yesterday in Milan. I was about to write that she was behind him on his ride, which got me to thinking that he likes it from behind, and then up popped that visual about him from behind and the necktie… do you know that story? A couple of years ago, Holy Moly Full Story

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Doesn’t he look so sorry?

July 28, 2009 13:42:43 Posted at July 28, 2009 13:42:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Brown was in Harlem yesterday playing basketball. He went out to party afterwards and seemed to act all shifty and sh-t when a member of his crew spotted the paps. Why? It’s not like he’s done anything wrong, right? Chris Brown punched his girlfriend in the face and threatened to kill her, has done nothing in the way of countering violence against women, will not have to go to prison, sits courtside at basketball games, continues to make money, released a half ass, over-rehearsed lame dick apology on YouTube, and gets played at weddings by 10 million people… If I were him I’d be smiling too! I’d be smiling next to two FEMALE police officers – click here Full Story

Sulky Bitch bails and goes home

July 28, 2009 11:20:53 Posted at July 28, 2009 11:20:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were supposed to be at Comic-Con. She for Iron Man 2 and he as the newly minted Green Lantern to be paraded around for the comic faithful in advance of production. Comes with the superhero gig. According to Fox411 Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 28, 2009 11:14:12 Posted at July 28, 2009 11:14:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how Pippy Justin Timberlake fights (Dlisted)

Many shots of George Clooney’s new piece on the beach (Hollywood Tuna)

If she has friends, why didn’t they tell her about her maybe gaybe? (Just Jared)

My Marion and Guillaume on holiday! (Pop Sugar)

I can’t stop looking at it. What do you think it feels like? (The Superficial)

Brody and her Butterface (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

There was NO OTHER SONG??? Ugh. People suck. (PopEater)

Another teen twat who can’t date her age (INO)

Why is Spidey’s family so hard up? (The Blemish)

Ashley Greene posing REALLY hard (Popoholic)

Meryl

July 28, 2009 10:00:44 Posted at July 28, 2009 10:00:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie & Julia in which she plays Julia Child, with the accent and the quirky mannerisms, a third summer in a row that she’s featured at the box office, and that’s Meryl Streep – just turned 60 and, as she’s said recently, suddenly a box office draw. Full Story

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Shelfy compares herself to Meryl and Cate

July 28, 2009 09:24:18 Posted at July 28, 2009 09:24:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She did. I know. My blood is boiling too. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel sat town with the LA Times to promote her gig at the Hollywood Bowl – she’s performing in Guys & Dolls and everyone involved in the production has been raving about her “silvery” voice, her range, her pipes. Full Story

Spons`d Tingles: Dr. Oetker`s July Savoury Moment

July 28, 2009 09:10:47 Posted at July 28, 2009 09:10:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cate’s b-tchface It’s the end of July – time to name the month’s most delightfully smutty moment. And it also means a new prize giveaway. This month Dr. Oetker is giving away 4 Windsor Picnic Suitcases valued at $275 each. Click here Full Story

After the dance…

July 28, 2009 08:17:54 Posted at July 28, 2009 08:17:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still can’t believe it about Katie Holmes on SYTYCD. Can’t believe they allowed it on television, can’t believe she allowed it to be on television, can’t believe that actually took time to rehearse, that it required choreography… But I can totally believe the ratings. The ratings were amazing. Full Story

Crazy beautiful

July 28, 2009 07:12:28 Posted at July 28, 2009 07:12:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Winona Ryder looked very beautiful in Italy yesterday attending the Giffoni Film Festival. Beautiful, and not even so crazy even though she is so f-cking crazy. Love her, but it’s the truth. Remember she was all like, yeah we’ll be doing a Heathers sequel Full Story

July 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 28, 2009 06:57:12 Posted at July 28, 2009 06:57:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Janice G from Dianna M – Here’s to another great year of smut! Happy Birthday Audra in Brisbane from daughter Tash in London who hopes you’re enjoying the champagne with the new generous boyfriend! And for Bart G and everyone at KidSport Full Story

Monday, July 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Lara’s stag was on Saturday night. Kelly taped Katherine Heigl’s face to a piñata and the blindfolded bride punched the sh-t out of that bitch and then showed off her punting skills by kicking Heigl over the balcony. After that we had a dance party.

Last Friday Newsweek posted this article on its website: Why Is Katherine Heigl So Annoying?

Why? Because, obviously, the MiniVan must love the asstalk. They love it so much they helped the Crown Princess of AssTalk to a $27 million opening weekend despite overwhelmingly negative reviews. The critics absolutely destroyed The Ugly Truth…which must be music to the MiniVan Majority ears. Apparently they needed another formulaic romantic comedy. Great.

If you however are looking for a non-formulaic romantic comedy/drama (500) Days of Summer is what you want. You will love it. And it won’t make you hate people.

Thank you so much to those who’ve written in response to the No Kids post – click here if you missed it – on Friday. Truly appreciate your thoughts, comments, support, disdain, vitriol, anger, and disrespect. Keep sending!

It’s Monday – am back at home in Vancouver, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey