Porny’s best face is a fresh face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 07:16:15 December 22, 2009 07:16:15

Been saying it forever: when she’s stripped down of all her tacky ass stylings, Jessica Simpson is so much more attractive. She has great skin, she looks so much younger, she is SO pretty. Especially with a winter flush. See? Jess is in New York with her mom to visit her sister Ashlee and will presumably be spending the holidays there as Ashlee’s run in Chicago goes until February. Full Story

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Renee & Coop: family time, alone time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 07:04:57 December 22, 2009 07:04:57

Renee Zellweger spent the final days of shooting with Bradley Cooper in Vancouver working out together at Steve Nash gym, quiet dinners, low key love, and then they returned home to LA on the weekend to spend time with family for the holidays. Yesterday Renee was spotted on a walk with some parents. One photo agency is identifying them as her parents. Full Story

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We were so fortunate to be able to see Cate Blanchett’s penultimate evening performance on Friday night in A Streetcar Named Desire at BAM. Spotted Pedro Almodovar at the concession before the show started wearing a cute little grandpa sweater with relatively tame hair and I wondered if Cate would bring it extra hard knowing Pedro was there observing.  Read Full Intro

Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 16:10:09 December 21, 2009 16:10:09

Worst obviously because those crazy bitches could have hurt him, undeterred by the piss poor security, and best obviously because for those of us who are endlessly amused by the Twi-Hardery, this was some funny sh-t. Many of you were initially skeptical about all that hatemail – when you are sane, it’s difficult to imagine the behaviour of those who are very much not sane. Full Story

Worst of 2009: Robo Gumby & Stumpy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 15:39:31 December 21, 2009 15:39:31

Remember when Robo went to Washington for Memorial Day events and walked around on stilts? …the f-ck was up with these giant long leg pants? Five minutes later she was wearing terribly unflattering “mom on holiday” jeans. Indeed, 2009 gave us many Robo assy style moments. Some she designed, some others designed, and all made worse by her “creative eye”, now on sale at Maxfield, one of the most high priced exclusive shoppes in Los Angeles. Full Story

Mo’Nique doesn’t want it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 15:25:05 December 21, 2009 15:25:05

Well…no… She just won't campaign for it. Well… no… That’s not right either. She’ll campaign for it, but only if she’s paid to campaign for it. By Oprah or the studio. That’s the word according to many film industry insiders and that’s what many people in the business of awards are starting to believe. Full Story

Words from Depp, Farrell, and Law

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 11:54:09 December 21, 2009 11:54:09

On The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Of course you know that their involvement in the film was the result of Heath Ledger’s death. Up to this point, all three marquee actors have abstained from publicly promoting the film. With the movie opening on Christmas Day, they’ve now released statements about their experience, about Terry Gilliam, and of course about the actor they were honouring. Full Story

Manslinger & the Single Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 10:56:53 December 21, 2009 10:56:53

She came to her senses and now it’s over with that self stroking centaur douchebag Alex Rodriguez. And the newly single Kate Hudson is reminding him how good he had it, walking around LA the other day in the tiniest little dress flaunting her horny looking body. Please A-Rod. It’s all bar whores and wannabes with acrylic nails and too much makeup from now on. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 10:16:14 December 21, 2009 10:16:14

The MiniVan Majority and Conformity –no Hollywood kids allowed (Dlisted)

The most photoshopped stomach of ALL TIME (The Superficial)

Rihanna holds up in the blizzard (Hollywood Tuna)

Hugh Jackman babysits in the snow. So cute (Just Jared)

Michelle & Matilda in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

How Shaki dresses down (INO)

Even more skank “art” photos of Lindsay Lohan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Demi Moore really really doesn’t want you to think she fakes her body (Cele|bitchy)

Please. Twi-Hards would have braved a blizzard. (ASL)

The unlikely Queen of 2009 (Popeater)

When Mimi goes to Aspen…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 09:41:37 December 21, 2009 09:41:37

The result is always PURE GOLD. Of course she’s always pure gold but in Aspen it’s like the cheese concentration is extra strong. Every winter there’s an Aspen adventure. Every winter it’s her Christmas gift to the world. Here she is, squeezed into a tight pair of jeans, tottering around on a pair of sky high suede boots, holding on to her security as she gingerly waddles around town. Full Story

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Franco SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 09:25:58 December 21, 2009 09:25:58

I thought it was the strongest show in weeks. The strongest of the season so far and critically the most well reviewed of 2009/10 to date although considering that what came before was January Jones, Blake Lively’s breasts, and the overly earnest and, in the end, rather unremarkable Taylor Lautner, perhaps that’s not saying much. Full Story