It’s a book by French author Corinne Maier called No Kids: 40 Good Reasons Not To Have Children that caused a sh-t storm in her country when it was published last year and will be available in Canada (and the US I’m assuming) on August 4th – can’t wait to read it – and inspired the recent cover story in Maclean’s Full Story
This is where JailBait Miley Cyrus would be working if Disney didn’t call back Billy Ray (Dlisted)
Maybe on MK but on Fergie? Absolutely NOT. (Hollywood Tuna)
I F-CKING LOVE THIS SONG (Just Jared)
I beg to differ. Rosario Dawson’s body looks delicious (The Superficial)
See? Nicole Richie upgrades her friends (Pop Sugar)
I tried on a dress this short yesterday at Anthropologie and my ass was hanging out (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
DanRad stands up for the gays (Cele|bitchy)
Why is it SO EASY to write a book these days??? (INO)
Please. On True Blood Pam would never choose anyone else over Eric (TrueBlood.net)
Watch the New Moon clips here! (PopEater)
You think it can’t get any worse, from leggings to self tanner, to a straight to TV movie, an actress who no longer acts… but then she starts selling milkshakes. The Lohans are deficient in the shame gene. This is f-cking shame. Lindsay Lohan looked the picture of health yesterday at an appearance at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood where they named a shake after her – the Lindsay Lohan Shake consists of vanilla and chocolate ice cream swirls with Oreo cookies… And two lines of coke followed by a half tab of ecstasy and, if you need to lose a few pounds, a hit of crystal meth too? How hard up is this bitch? She must be broke f-ck on her skinny crank ass. Full Story
Yet another colour change. This is Scarlett Johansson, not hiding from cameras, arriving at the LA Shorts Fest 2009 opening last night. She isn’t covering her face with a scarf and complaining about you wanting to look at her. The explanation of course is that this is an “official” event and so photos are allowed. Full Story
Taylor!!!!!!!! Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you but that’s their excuse to look at each other! Keep talking Taylor! They’re having sex with their eyes, OMG OMG OMG, nothing can get in the way of their love, their chemistry. Full Story
Alice in Wonderland won’t be released until May 2010 – too long! – but Tim Burton has been showing footage to the press, in San Diego for Comic-Con and the studio will also be giving sneak peek clips and set pieces to journalists across North America in the coming weeks. Laura’s heading to a session next month. Full Story
For Zuzana, Brenna, Shelley, Jennifer, and Larissa who flew in from Switzerland, I TOTALLY should have been the 6th bridesmaid! Laura’s girls are the BEST. And she says you’ve done it all for her, as real girls do. So after her wedding tomorrow, she’ll have to loan you out to Jessica Simpson, right? And to you Laura from your girls who proved you right, they are indeed the best – CONGRATULATIONS and wishing you the happiest marriage ever. Full Story
One more quick addition to the Whitney Houston listening session article I posted yesterday – scroll down or click here to read if you haven’t already – while Clive Davis was introducing the first song Million Dollar Bill written by Alicia Keys, he referenced his annual Grammy party last February. So many stars wanted to perform in his honour, too many to be accommodated, including Kanye West, who ended up saying a few words instead, because of course the final act was to be Whitney, as a salute to Clive, and she was going on at 12:30am.
Clive described the atmosphere that night. He said the room was full of major music players, and everyone went shock silent when Whitney took the stage and lost their sh-t when she sang her ass off. Afterwards, Clive recalled, Alicia Keys rang him and told him “I want to write for Whitney. I’m a songwriter first and a performer second, and it’s about the song and the singer. I want to write a song for her”. So that’s how the collaboration started. And this led Clive into a discussion about songwriting and about whether or not Whitney needs to write her own songs, because Whitney doesn’t write, and for a while there, several years ago, it was suggested by the haters that she was less of an artist because she doesn’t.
Clive’s answer to that was that Whitney Houston’s artistry, in the tradition of Lena Horne and Ella Fitzgerald, is that she can MAKE a song. In her hands, with her voice, a song becomes something else. Isn’t that a beautiful gift?
Can JailBait make a song?
Please f-ck off.
VH1 has just announced that VH1 Divas is coming back after a 4 year break and this year’s class includes Miley Cyrus…
Which means that that mash mouth little punk will share the same credentials as Whitney and Tina Turner and Celine Dion and Cher and Mariah Carey.
Don’t you hate people?
Don’t people suck?
F-ck VH1 Divas. Instead go out and buy Whitney’s album on September 1st.
It’s Thursday – am online all day from Toronto where my mother has invaded my life. She barged into my hotel room last night and wants to stay with me the weekend. Help.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Heather Graham was not one of the two girls in the limo.
Laura and I have been crowding my laptop for 10 minutes completely riveted watching Gwyneth debone chicken. It’s FASCINATING. And she knows what she’s doing. I mean it’s not the first time she’s done it. And she peels potatoes like a person who peels potatoes. Unlike me when I peel potatoes it takes 5 hours. Full Story
Heh. Can you imagine if it was the other swing? Like Becks gets to f-ck Katie Holmes and Posh and Tom Cruise try on clothes together? Win-win for everyone! No, Posh is swinging for reals. For a TV commercial shoot in London. Swinging in Louboutins. Swinging AND posing at the same time. Very challenging multi-task. Full Story