The purple is back

May 5, 2009 17:24:00 Posted at May 5, 2009 17:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chuck’s purple was missing for a few. It was back last night. And as Michelle noted, some sh-t went down. Not the most well-acted episode, but great escapist fun. Group plotting against one thieving bitch with impossible resources. Please! We all dreamed of a similar takedown in high school. And of course the best part, the heart and soul of this show – Blair and Chuck and their endless game of Russian Love Roulette. Full Story

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I’ll watch with you…

May 5, 2009 14:15:06 Posted at May 5, 2009 14:15:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But you’re probably not watching alone. I know this because I saw photos of you the other day with an attractive girl, holding hands but separating when you realised you were being papped. This troubles you but you are papped so infrequently, I cannot honestly say that I’m sorry about seeing the pictures. Full Story

Young love in the rain

May 5, 2009 13:22:00 Posted at May 5, 2009 13:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marcus’s best friend Kona comes over every day and they hang out. Sometimes they sleep on the bed. Sometimes they grunt at each other and stay in separate bedrooms. At 3pm, on the dot, like clockwork, they present themselves outside my husband’s office and not very respectfully demand that it’s time for ballchasers. Full Story

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Here they come

May 5, 2009 12:11:09 Posted at May 5, 2009 12:11:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Volturi. In Vancouver. Here are Michael Sheen and Jamie Campbell Bower arriving yesterday for New Moon. For those of you who are not familiar, Michael Sheen is the father of Kate Beckinsale’s daughter. It’s widely believed she left him for Len Wiseman during the filming of Underworld. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 5, 2009 11:23:34 Posted at May 5, 2009 11:23:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK that’s a wrap on the Met Gala. Much more gossip to come. Hose yourselves down Twi-hards…new photos are coming. After these words from my friends:

Even this is more attractive than Tori Spelling (Dlisted)

Oh yeah baby Lyla! (Hollywood Tuna)

Victoria Beckham: see through and a PUH (Just Jared)

Reese and Jakey Roman Romance! (Pop Sugar)

Who’s racing Lilo to rehab? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Unlike Madge, her accent is real! (INO)

Cam single? Shelfy panics! (Cele|bitchy)

Here comes the Fox assault (Popoholic)

Guy Ritchie is like John Travolta? (Holy Moly)

Nip slips aren’t age-ist (The Superficial)

Shelfy the bride

May 5, 2009 11:18:56 Posted at May 5, 2009 11:18:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who got married yesterday? You would think it was Shelf Ass. It was her special day. Let me explain. At every photo agency database it was pretty much the same – two women occupied more pages and image space than any others. The first… Madonna. Obviously. The second. Jessica f-cking Biel. Full Story

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Posehard pose-off!

May 5, 2009 10:58:15 Posted at May 5, 2009 10:58:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Victoria Beckham met Renee Zellweger…who posed the hardest? Who posed so hard she need hip replacement surgery? Maybe we need a new poll. Ok, f-ck the Claudia vs Heidi poll. Let’s pit Posh and SnapFace head to head. Big surprise. Snappy’s wearing a strapless dress. It’s the best way to show off some back bones. Full Story

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This black dress

May 5, 2009 10:30:00 Posted at May 5, 2009 10:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is f-cking exquisite. It’s Versace. Thematically similar to Shelfy’s dress (more on that later) only far superior. And of course on someone who can wear it. Never was pro-Claudia back in the day. Christy and Linda and Yasmine Ghauri, they did more for me especially on the runway. Over the years though she’s grown on me a little. Full Story

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Even her sister can’t stand her

May 5, 2009 10:15:08 Posted at May 5, 2009 10:15:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Interrupting the Met series for a quick Meltdown Update and Photo Assumption. What’s Lindsay Lohan up to? Oh she hit up some launch last night in LA with her sister. Wonder if she tried for an invitation to the Gala. We saw her 2 years ago, almost the last to arrive, pretending like she belonged. Full Story

It’s my IT band

May 5, 2009 10:05:51 Posted at May 5, 2009 10:05:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My ass has been aching for weeks. It’s my IT band. Even in a sitting position it’s cramping now. And when I drive. And especially when I sleep. Also, I have chronic neck and shoulder pain. I’m telling you this because I just popped in for quick physio. Physio makes me sleepy and slow. Full Story

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Swank sag tits

May 5, 2009 09:44:30 Posted at May 5, 2009 09:44:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That episode of The Office – Hilary Swank, pretty or not? Please. Why is this even a debate? Maybe it’s just me. I don’t like her. I don’t like how she outed her ex husband as an addict in an interview with a dishy magazine. I also don’t understand why she has 2 Oscars. Full Story