Still can’t believe it about Katie Holmes on SYTYCD. Can’t believe they allowed it on television, can’t believe she allowed it to be on television, can’t believe that actually took time to rehearse, that it required choreography… But I can totally believe the ratings. The ratings were amazing. Full Story
Lara’s stag was on Saturday night. Kelly taped Katherine Heigl’s face to a piñata and the blindfolded bride punched the sh-t out of that bitch and then showed off her punting skills by kicking Heigl over the balcony. After that we had a dance party.
Last Friday Newsweek posted this article on its website: Why Is Katherine Heigl So Annoying?
Why? Because, obviously, the MiniVan must love the asstalk. They love it so much they helped the Crown Princess of AssTalk to a $27 million opening weekend despite overwhelmingly negative reviews. The critics absolutely destroyed The Ugly Truth…which must be music to the MiniVan Majority ears. Apparently they needed another formulaic romantic comedy. Great.
If you however are looking for a non-formulaic romantic comedy/drama (500) Days of Summer is what you want. You will love it. And it won’t make you hate people.
Thank you so much to those who’ve written in response to the No Kids post – click here if you missed it – on Friday. Truly appreciate your thoughts, comments, support, disdain, vitriol, anger, and disrespect. Keep sending!
It’s Monday – am back at home in Vancouver, am blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Has Anna Wintour relented? I truly, truly hope not. But Hello Magazine in the UK (thanks JH!) is reporting that she’ll “appear on the cover of a prestigious US publication later this year.” According to Hello’s source "It's all been kept very hush-hush, but she's going to be a cover star in the autumn. Full Story
Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, there will be a third Batman with Christian Bale that will begin production next year which means it’ll be 2011 before it hits theatres. Full Story
Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security that she was no longer to be allowed access to his home in Dallas which is why a sign at the entrance has been posted that reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN. Full Story
Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help reflecting his pain through his work, changed the lyrics to one of their songs Full Story
This is for Lara. At her stag this weekend, Kelly and Duana put together a game of Family Feud. Joshua Jackson was an answer in the category “Lara’s Celebrity Crushes” alongside Ed Westwick and Justin Timberlake. Lara will LOVE these photos. It’s Joshua at Vancouver airport leaving for Comic-Con with his co-star John Noble, looking so f-cking beautiful in a black suit, not acting like a total douchebag just because he’s getting papped. Full Story
God’s hand and the homewrecker. Funniest sh-t EVER (Dlisted)
Ghetto tits, ghetto abs, luxe life. F-ck me. (Hollywood Tuna)
Wet Jakey on a horse is so much quiver! (Just Jared)
Yes! LipGloss Zac Efron WOULD taste like strawberries! (The Superficial)
Becks defends Posh! (Pop Sugar)
Lilo’s so hard up she has to hit up swag lounge…in person (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Shia on a date (INO)
Kate Hudson and ARod kissing (Cele|bitchy)
How is Eva Mendes qualified to do this??? (ASL)
Sienna’s gorgeous NYLON shoot (PopEater)