March 4, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 07:40:13 March 4, 2010 07:40:13

To Steph who got her job with so much love from Shal who is always so grateful for your constant support. Twelve years of best friendship – amazing! And for the girl who had one risky night – thank you for the best time ever. Looking forward to Saturday!  Full Story

Leaving together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 18:18:28 March 3, 2010 18:18:28

Oh don’t give me hope like this. It means nothing. Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf were oblivious to the world yesterday in New York and today they were photographed at JFK departing presumably for Los Angeles. Carey must begin preparations for the Oscars on Sunday. Full Story

Biological Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 13:35:16 March 3, 2010 13:35:16

Well this should make the white supremacists happy. A Brange outing today with the Chosen One and the Holy Twins and, far as I can see, no sign of the “foreign” ones. They’re not as popular with the magazines anyway. Do the paps exhale exasperatedly when the kids come out when it’s only Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara? The photo agency says that Brad is holding Vivienne and Angelina is with Knox Leon. Full Story

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Nicolas Cage wears a weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 12:15:00 March 3, 2010 12:15:00

On the set of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice in New York. As you know, he owes the government something like $13 million, blaming his business manager for piss poor financial advice. Ok, well, there’s sh-tty financial advice and then there’s owning a fleet of 20+ rare luxury vehicles just to have them sit in the garage and look pretty, to say nothing of his alleged penchant for buying random antiques and cult collectors’ items and not one but two castles. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 10:10:00 March 3, 2010 10:10:00

Emilie de Ravin on love scenes with Robert Pattinson (Popeater)

I’ll take the Chosen One over this any time, all the time (Dlisted)

Megan Fox has an exclusive vagina (The Superficial)

Salma’s reading time cleave (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle + Pene and they’re touching = Jacek is distracted (Just Jared)

MK & Ashley Olsen on the carpet in black and blue (Pop Sugar)

Filthy Scab in a gold bodysuit – this is what to expect on Dancing with the Sh-ts (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Porny’s betrayal (E!Online)

See? I. Hate. People. SO MUCH (Cele|bitchy)

Daniel Radcliffe discusses his Gay Face (Towleroad)

Lilo OK! for Sarah S

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 09:12:01 March 3, 2010 09:12:01

This is for Sarah S who’s received some devastating news and has requested some “crack tweets/Lilo smut” for a temporary distraction. I’m so sorry to hear. Sending you a hug and some Lindsay Lohan f-ckery. Ready? Like it wasn’t bunk ass enough she had to stoop to talking to The UK Sun Full Story

Pube-less Matt vs the Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 08:11:13 March 3, 2010 08:11:13

Last week he was working a weak ass pube stache – click here to revisit. “Thanks God” it’s gone now. Here’s Matt Damon in Berlin promoting Green Zone looking much better, very handsome, especially with that hint of grey. Full Story

Family time, then tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:58:08 March 3, 2010 07:58:08

This is Coldplay arriving in Buenos Aires, currently touring through South America. Guy Berryman is so hot. Prior to departing on this trip with the band however Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow and their children in Nashville where’s she’s been shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Reese & Renee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:41:13 March 3, 2010 07:41:13

At the Vera Wang boutique opening in LA last night. My favourite photos of the day. Have a look at Reese Witherspoon’s face standing next to Renee Zellweger working it, exerting it, for the cameras. Kills me. Like Reese doesn’t know what the f-ck to make of the bony pose-hard. And is kind of embarrassed for her. Full Story

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Cam & Pip together again!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:29:12 March 3, 2010 07:29:12

On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers are well aware of the drawing power that’ll come from the intrigue of pairing the former lovers on screen. Full Story

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