Kristen Stewart to balance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 08:23:49 March 2, 2010 08:23:49

Twi-Hards are multi-tasking. They are hating on Emilie de Ravin but they are also rubbing themselves over Kristen Stewart’s appearance on the Remember Me red carpet. Because this means that she loves Robert Pattinson, and he couldn’t imagine getting through the experience without her. He needed her there, he needed to feel her presence, even though he couldn’t see her most of the time, she is with him always, in his heart, in his soul, and the knowledge of that pulls him through the most trying of situations, like a beacon of light, a lighthouse in the night, she guides him through the darkness, she brings him home. Full Story

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They hate her more than they hate me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 07:48:01 March 2, 2010 07:48:01

Twi-Hards. Emilie de Ravin. Lately the hatemail hasn’t been so much directed at me but at her. Like I’m her spokesperson. We’ll get to that later. And what did Emilie de Ravin do? Well, she had the audacity to accept a movie role as Robert Pattinson’s love interest in Remember Me. Full Story

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March 2, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2010 07:33:32 March 2, 2010 07:33:32

Happy Birthday Anne in Kansas City, MO with love from Natalie! And for Helen in Montreal who is waiting for the news – Tina’s fingers are crossed and she’s sending you great lucky vibes! To Christy who is hard at work on Casablast Full Story

Monday, March 1, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Olympic withdrawal is kicking in already. How will we deal with going from Times Square New Year’s Eve every night to ghost town in one day? But it was thrilling, non? Didn’t Vancouver do a kick ass f-cking amazing job? Now however it’s time to look ahead.  Read Full Intro

Three times JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 16:55:49 March 1, 2010 16:55:49

Miley Cyrus will be presenting next Sunday at the Oscars. For the THIRD YEAR in a row. So there’s George Clooney who refuses to go unless he’s nominated or a returning winner/presenter and then there’s JailBait who, well, let’s face it, won’t be nominated or winning so, yeah, I guess, how can she say no? Will she bring the boyfriend? This relationship with Liam Hemsworth actually makes her real. Full Story

For Michael Phelps: Distinguishing Asians 101

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 15:39:00 March 1, 2010 15:39:00

Reference article click here. Read it first before the rest. Thank you for your emails and encouragement after TMZ posted it on Saturday. Summary: American bronze medal snowboarder Scott Lago revealed on Kimmel and to TMZ cameras that he thought he was at the centre of some conspiracy theory to bring him down after photos were leaked online showing him with a party girl biting his medal around his crotch and chest. Full Story

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Front Row Amateur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 12:39:58 March 1, 2010 12:39:58

Ashley Greene spent the weekend in Milan. It’s Fashion Week. Somehow she managed to get invited to a few shows. It’s been a really B List season. Nonetheless, every bitch has to start somewhere. And for Ashley, this is a huge coup. This is like her Oscars. The Oscars for people who’ll never be invited to NYC, London, or Paris Fashion Week. Full Story

Please stop sending me this video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 11:36:53 March 1, 2010 11:36:53

Thank you. It’s not that I don’t appreciate it – I do. Many of you have been forwarding the link, and before today I managed to avoid watching due to the Olympic crush. But now it’s back to normal and it’s harder to resist though that still doesn’t mean that I can handle it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 11:07:41 March 1, 2010 11:07:41

When one old bitch kissed another (Dlisted)

Lilo up for sale in Europe? At this point, there are few options left (The Superficial)

I’d like to see her try and upstage Jack McCoy with her gold medal (Popeater)

Fit? Sure. Gross? Totally. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate won’t go away quietly (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart travels with Robert Pattinson and his BFF (Pop Sugar)

I find the concept of “Vogue Curvy” offensive (INO)

Pam licks envelopes for PETA (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Clive Owen: front row quiver (Cele|bitchy)

Evan Lysacek’s new BFF. Also, that’s the back of my head. (ASL)

Remember his mother hips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 10:53:55 March 1, 2010 10:53:55

This is Robert Pattinson in New York making the morning show rounds. He is unkempt as usual. And working some sideburn action apparently for his new film. And some stubble. Once again trying to hide his pretty. You so pretty. Why you deny your pretty? Oh right. Pattinson reckons he’s a serious actor. Full Story

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