George Clooney > Robert Pattinson

May 1, 2009 10:30:21 Posted at May 1, 2009 10:30:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anna Kendrick’s biggest splash to date has been the scene stealer in Twilight. Everyone I know who was forced to see it, and came away feeling dumber and ashamed, everyone noted that its few non-cringe moments were provided by Anna Kendrick. She’s charming. There are brighter days ahead for Anna Kendrick. Full Story

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Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle!

May 1, 2009 09:32:06 Posted at May 1, 2009 09:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin Timberlake were all present, and intriguing because 1. Full Story

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Freshly needled?

May 1, 2009 08:55:00 Posted at May 1, 2009 08:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still think her face is the best, that her surgeon’s work is the best… But maybe not, like, the day of. Or even the day after. This is Demi at the Cartier event last night. I will say it for you since you’re thinking it but afraid to vocalise it because you don’t want to go hell. Full Story

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Like coming home

May 1, 2009 08:33:18 Posted at May 1, 2009 08:33:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No Doubt performed this morning on The Today Show! I almost cried… It’s been, what?, 4 years since the last time? Now it’s a new tour. Starting tomorrow in Atlantic City, then continuing through the summer wrapping up in August. Are you going? If you’ve never, you must. The band’s energy is ridiculous. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Venus Embrace Goddess Look #1

May 1, 2009 08:19:00 Posted at May 1, 2009 08:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Each week for the next 8 weeks, we’re helping our friends at P&G/Gillette explore celebrity style - specifically how their looks change from daytime to evening. Each week we will select a new photo set of a sexy celeb and contrast it with what she wore during the daytime or evening in the past, depending on which time of day it was taken. Full Story

The Frenemy on the carpet

May 1, 2009 08:03:58 Posted at May 1, 2009 08:03:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know already that I left Winona for Gwyneth. I did. Winona was my first love. I had my hair cut like hers in Reality Bites. In the mirror when I’m alone, when the 26th of the month happens on a Wednesday, under low light, cocked at a certain angle, without contacts on, I totally look like her a little. Full Story

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Cheese Anniversary

May 1, 2009 07:31:38 Posted at May 1, 2009 07:31:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I love her SO much. Check it out – Nick gets on the mic and presents her with his gift: a video of the two of them during their first year of marriage. Full Story

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Clooney works, then plays

May 1, 2009 07:06:44 Posted at May 1, 2009 07:06:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney relaxing at a pool bar in the afternoon yesterday in Miami, then enjoying himself with the ladies in the evening… I like when he sticks his ass out. As you can see, George has that famous smirk on his face. His “I know you know I’m up to no good, and I know you want to join me” expression. Full Story

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May 1, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 1, 2009 06:59:23 Posted at May 1, 2009 06:59:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 40th Birthday to gorgeous Julie in Vancouver! Sue and Lisa can’t wait for Saturday night – have a great time! Heads up to the Roll Tide crew – LALA got the job! To Beth in FL – Happy Birthday with love from Christine.  Full Story

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

He can’t contain himself. Because we’re going to the Canucks game tonight. Round 2, Game 1. And it’s warm. Which means the hockey whores will probably come almost naked. Amazing!

We’re headed to Vegas next week for a few days. Should I be one of those people getting on the plane in a surgical mask? Fiona saw a couple of them walking down the street yesterday. My first question was: were they Asian? Of course they were. Incredibly, on a sunny day, their masks were not accompanied by those massive satellite dish visors to block out the UV rays.

Sigh. I don’t want to look like these two assholes. See below.

Thursday – new posts all day.

Yours in gossip,


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Diamonds for the best work

April 30, 2009 16:32:31 Posted at April 30, 2009 16:32:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Full Story