Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 10:25:00 December 15, 2009 10:25:00

Goldie & Kate: mom and daughter coats (The Superficial)

Kellan Lutz kept tweaking his nipples. And it paid off (Dlisted)

You look at this birthday cake and tell me what it’s supposed to be (Hollywood Tuna)

I really like it when Jakey G takes his shirt off (Towleroad)

JLo’s Alluring glow (Just Jared)

No, for real, Harlow is KILLING me (Pop Sugar)

Clearly this girl did not ask for final approval on her cover photo (Popoholic)

The Third Lip won’t open for Xenu (Cele|bitchy)

She gets invited everywhere and I’ll never understand it (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fashion that defined a decade – ugh, remember Juicy tracksuits + Uggs? (PopEater)

Best of 2009: Billy Bob Douchebag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 09:50:09 December 15, 2009 09:50:09

Best because he came out like a massive f-cking prick. For Billy Bob Thornton, life really was over as soon as The Jolie left him. Watching it back again, it’s even worse than I remember. And better. Back in April, BBT was in Toronto with his band promoting their new record. The Boxmasters stopped by Q with Jian Ghomeshi on CBC Radio. Full Story

Marion’s invited to the party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 08:16:45 December 15, 2009 08:16:45

Is she bringing Guillaume to the party? The Golden Globes are often referred to as the best party. Because no one eats and they all get drunk. Marion was ripped off when she won her Golden Globe. The strike was happening, the GGs were cancelled, so now she gets a do-over. My girl received a nod today for Best Actress in a Comedy/Musical for Nine. Full Story

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Pip, just read the f-cking paper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 07:44:00 December 15, 2009 07:44:00

This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to have been nervous to every distracting maneuver in between, and even at the end – that’s all ah got, that’s all ah got – this bitch had to make it about him. Full Story

Nominee takes the bus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 07:15:27 December 15, 2009 07:15:27

It’s not really clear to me whether or not they’re just waiting at the bus stop for a bus or simply sitting at the bus stop hanging out. Given Shia’s disdain for the paps however and the fact that he was well aware he was being shot, I’ll go with they were waiting for the bus. Full Story

SJP Hugh Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 07:00:00 December 15, 2009 07:00:00

Total Photo Assumption. But it’s like her air is extra sex when her husband’s not around, non? Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant were in New York last night for the premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans opening this weekend against Avatar. Um, yeah, good luck. Morgans has yet to be reviewed. Full Story

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Back to back Pene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 06:48:00 December 15, 2009 06:48:00

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem arrived in New York together in advance of the premiere tonight of Nine. It’s a rare sighting. Am happy. And though always guarded, they look happy too. Or relaxed. And still a couple. One of the sexiest couples. One of the most private couples. Very unlikely he’ll be with her at the event. Full Story

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Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Blind Side continues to do big business, impressively earning another $15 million at the box office this weekend for a 2nd place finish in its 4th week of release, exceeding the $150 million mark, and now establishing Sandra Bullock as a legitimate contender for a Best Actress nomination.  Read Full Intro

Manslinging in animal print pyjamas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 16:14:00 December 14, 2009 16:14:00

Further to online reports published this morning, Us Weekly has also cited sources who confirm that it’s over been ARod and Manslinger Kate Hudson. GOOD. At some point, no matter how great the sex, and you know she loves it, she had to have been turned off by his massive cheese ass ego. Full Story

Red carpet in character

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 15:35:45 December 14, 2009 15:35:45

The Sherlock Holmes premiere went down tonight in London. As you can see, our star RDJ’s red carpet outfit appeared to be Sherlock-inspired. Love it. He was, as always, accompanied by his wife Susan. How’s the movie? There was a screening at the junket this weekend. Reviews will come soon but I’ve heard so far that it’s either very good, or plain good, and that it totally doesn’t suck. Full Story

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