Chicken Fried real hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 07:02:27 December 10, 2009 07:02:27

Britney Spears went shopping yesterday looking a goddamn mess. Is this the real hair? If so, the real hair isn’t much of an improvement on the fake hair. After years of abuse and over treatment, not to mention all the medication, that sh-t just grows out busted all by itself, with a mom flip at the ends. Full Story

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Douchebag is an accidental racist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 06:47:55 December 10, 2009 06:47:55

John Mayer, whose expanding ego apparently knows no limits, has apparently been trying his hand at standup comedy. Which is not surprising. If you’ve listened to any of his interviews, or follow him on Twitter, this bitch truly believes he’s the funniest sh-t since Johnny Carson and smarter than everyone else in the business. Full Story

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

As you know, Lindsay Lohan is alleged to have made out with Cash Warren, married to Jessica Alba, at a club one night. She insists it’s not true. Now she’s is in India, supposedly saving children, and as soon as she got off the plane, she posted a message for him on her Twitter  Read Full Intro

Moss > Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 16:42:31 December 9, 2009 16:42:31

Tonight at the British Fashion Awards in London, Kate Moss and Victoria Beckham showed up, similar silhouettes. Both with hair pulled back, both with drama around the eyes, both in fitted dresses that open out to a train. Posh is probably so f-cking pissed she’s sucked back a dozen cigs in a row. Full Story

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Jake & Maggie, Reese & Deacon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 14:18:00 December 9, 2009 14:18:00

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon continue to deny through their reps that they’ve broken up, and he referred to his “girlfriend” last week at a press junket for Brothers, but they’ve yet to be seen together since well before their supposed split, and last night, according to People Full Story

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Plane outfit jealousy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:56:01 December 9, 2009 11:56:01

Not as a matter of style, but as a matter of bladder. This is Rihanna leaving New York after attending the Vevo launch last night. It’s a bodysuit, see? Ladies should be familiar with the clasps between the legs. On a plane? First class or not, it’s still an aircraft washroom. And it’s still a bitch getting that sh-t on and off just to pee. Full Story

Please go away Skeevy T

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:43:14 December 9, 2009 11:43:14

Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up a good point: Jackie Kennedy would NEVER have confronted Marilyn. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:18:29 December 9, 2009 11:18:29

Playing pretend: it’s the closest Jennifer Aniston will get to marriage again (Dlisted)

Gisele Bundchen had Brady’s baby, which means she’ll be back to looking like this tomorrow (The Superficial)

Kristin Davis on holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams sets off to promote Sherlock Holmes (Just Jared)

Madonna and Gaga: the dance-off (Towleroad)

More of Johnny in Japan (Pop Sugar)

JailBait with an ugly coat in London (INO)

Tiger Woods also slept with an escort (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Susan Sarandon’s son (Cele|bitchy)

Great. Children fall into depression when they aren’t being filmed (Popeater)

Porny & the Pumpkin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 09:21:00 December 9, 2009 09:21:00

E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Porny’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Full Story

Douche + Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 09:06:01 December 9, 2009 09:06:01

They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the launch including Bono, Clive Davis, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, even Shania Twain on a rare public night, and Sheryl Crow, the aforementioned Mimi, 50 Cent, and more…including John Mayer. Full Story

Mimi H.A.T.E. U

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 08:00:12 December 9, 2009 08:00:12

It’s her new video. The one she was shooting on the beach – click here for a refresher. Her efforts that day have now been released. The juiciest 3 minutes of your day. Full Story